105: Brother I'm joking (2-in-1)
No. 8 Yongji Road, YP District, B&B Building, 2nd Floor.
The former lively training room has been empty, and after the end of the LPL summer playoffs, the royal family directly fell apart and disbanded, the mid-laner, jungler and auxiliary retired one after another, and the top laner Shenchao was also fooled to the second team of the royal family LMQ God-given.
Last year's top 4 royal family started five people, only a little fat man was left, although the boss of the royal family Tianci was ready to find four teammates for Uzi, but now the LMQ second team has left for North America, Uzi's teammates have not yet landed.
However, the whole EDG team with a neat lineup, not only has the second team been built, but also recruited 6 new players.
Sitting next to the computer, looking at the six people officially announced by the EDG team, Uzi was extremely envious in his heart, the EDG team was too efficient for Nima, creating a second team, and as a result, 9 people were directly recruited.
Not to mention the second team, the third team is almost ready to be established.
And what about the royal family in which he belongs?
He was the only one left.
Royalty, as the S3 season, the team that went to Los Angeles to participate in the World Championship with EDG is now completely lonely, let alone being beaten by the EDG team.
Even the dark OMG team that was defeated by them last year can now fight against the royal family.
After the OMG team goes down the road to strengthen, it can already wrestle with the EDG team, although the WE team and the IG team have no reinforcements, but at least the foundation of the other team is still there.
Only the royal family
Uzi looked at the huge training room with only himself and a staff member, he thought for a moment, took out his phone and called Tabe, wanting Tabe to come back and continue to play together.
"Xiaohao, I'm going to be the head coach, I've successfully interviewed for it, and I'll go to the SPG team as a coach in a few days."
"Okay, brother, I bless you and hope you become a great manager!"
Uzi hung up the phone with Tabe, who was already a head coach and naturally wouldn't be coming back to play.
The assistant didn't come back, the top laner went to North America, and the remaining jungler and mid laner two people, Uzi chose to call the royal front mid laner Wh1t3zZ without hesitation.
The phone was called several times, but no one answered, and just when Uzi gave up, the phone suddenly went through.
"Hey"
Wh1t3zZ's voice was obviously just awakened, Uzi looked at the time, it was now more than three o'clock in the afternoon.
"Brother Kai!"
Since Wh1t3zZ said in the pre-game game of the S3 season finals trials, I and the godfather have a five-five open, Wh1t3zZ has a nickname of five-five-open, Uzi just started to call viagra, but the name of viagra is not good, so he changed his name to open brother.
"Puppy, what's the matter!"
Wh1t3zZ is in great difficulty, and since he retired from the army, he has moved out of the accommodation provided by the royal family to live with his girlfriend UU.
After retiring, Wh1t3zZ is ready to learn Ruofeng to be an anchor and sell meat muffins, but he is not a professional player who is very famous before retiring, he was very poor during his retirement, but fortunately, his girlfriend UU still supports him very much, UU's father paid to support Wh1t3zZ and bought a computer for Wh1t3zZ to support Wh1t3zZ live broadcast.
The Wh1t3zZ live broadcast for more than a month was very poor, and he even had to give up for a while, but since Douyu contacted him some time ago, he became rich.
Douyu didn't know what to like about him, so he offered him an annual salary of 500,000 yuan, and asked Wh1t3zZ to go to Douyu live broadcast, which made Wh1t3zZ very happy, he has been studying live with UU all night recently, and is ready to do a big job in Douyu.
Although Douyu invited more than him, and all EDG members were also within the scope of Douyu's invitation, Wh1t3zZ believes that EDG is not his opponent, and EDG's main battlefield is the competition, and he is no longer a track.
"Brother Kai, I'm the only one left in the royal family now, Brother Chao has gone to North America, and there is no shadow of the recruitment that God said was good."
"Brother Kai, you come back to play with me, with the two of us, S4 will definitely go to the finals!"
Uzi is still quite confident, as long as Wh1t3zZ is willing to make a comeback, let Tianci buy a top order that can resist pressure, and a king to assist him on the lower road, even if he plays a little dish, he can also be adjusted.
Such a royal family is basically the same as the team of the previous royal family, and the jungler has a jungler who can help the lower road, and the royal family still has hope of hitting the S4 finals.
"Brother, I'm the anchor brother now, Douyu will start broadcasting on January 1st, remember to come to my live broadcast room to brush up on gifts!"
Wh1t3zZ rejected Uzi's proposal, how much money can you make by playing professionally, don't look at EDG's annual salary of 500,000 yuan, they are all world-class professional players, champions of the S3 finals.
IG team, Principal Wang is rich, and IG team members only earn 200,000 yuan a year.
He, Wh1t3zZ, has an annual salary of 50, which is only a one-year signing contract, not counting the gift income of the live broadcast.
"Brother Kai, being an anchor doesn't delay playing professionally, aren't EDG all in Douyu live broadcast, Brother Kai will make a comeback, our brothers will join forces and reach the finals again!"
"Brother Kai, I'm begging, now I'm the only one left in the royal family, and there's really no one left!"
Uzi begged Wh1t3zZ, and he was the only one in the royal family, but as long as Wh1t3zZ came back, the two of them could definitely fight their way out.
The sleepy Wh1t3zZ was made a little impatient by Uzi, and he said casually: "That's it, brother, you hit the first place in the national server, and I will make a comeback if you hit it." β
At the end of the Ionian S3 season, EDG's Crier Spicy Dance is the first in the national server, and now it is the S4 preseason period, and there are a lot of people who rush to the first place in the national server, Wh1t3zZ casually set a condition for Uzi, so that Uzi doesn't keep annoying himself.
"Brother Kai, wait for me!"
Hearing Wh1t3zZ's words, Uzi was full of motivation, he sat in front of the computer, opened the rank and did it.
The national service is the first!
As long as he is the first in the national server, Wh1t3zZ will come back to fight with him.
The EDG base, the training room, and 20 computers were all full of people.
After 6 new members joined the EDG team, EDG's huge training room was full, and 20 computers were set up in addition to EDG14 training in the double row, and the rest were analysts like White Crescent, helping to collect game data and analyze the strength of the heroes in the new season.
"I haven't seen you for a few months, why are you still so vegetable?"
"Puppy, can you not die violently in your special team battle, it's a day, why haven't you grown much in a year?"
"What kind of ADC are yours, you can't hit what you can hit when you play a group? I have to do something in the back row opposite A, when your father and I don't exist, right? β
"Why didn't you hand it over? What are you doing with this flash? Can I give you a baby or what? β
In the single ranking,Lu Yiming controls the mouse with one hand,One hand on the keyboard crackling typing,Today is the day of the national server S4 season preseason update,Lu Yiming thought about playing the positioning match,As a result, I met Uzi in the game,I found that this is more old than before.
"You're a pig, no, you're a fish!"
"Seven seconds of memory is right, the easiest ADC in the world to catch and kill, the easiest to die violently!"
Lu Yiming squirted at Uzi, but today's little fat man not only did not spray Lu Yiming back, but also did not pout, but listened to Lu Yiming's words.
When the game was about to be won, Uzi finally typed in the game: "It's so easy to play the game with Brother Lu!" β
As soon as Uzi's news was released, their family's top orders, junglers and supporters all agreed.
"The first thigh of the national uniform, hugging it is winning!"
"Brother Lu is the world's No. 1 midlaner, if he can't win, it can only be said that his teammates are too good!"
"Brother Lu NBA, teammates CBA!"
"Are there any professional players who can have bigger legs than Brother Lu? The factory director's current winning rate is not as good as Brother Lu's! β
Teammates blow Lu Yiming, Lu Yiming is very useful, it seems that everyone still understands how to win the game.
S4 The new season positioning match is ten, Lu Yiming still uses the ID "his father" account, he opened a ranking again, and after entering the game, he found that the ID of the opposite mid-list turned out to be an ID that he was extremely familiar with.
Game ID: Hide on bush.
Chosen Hero: Enchantress.
Seeing this game ID, Lu Yiming couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, if he is not mistaken, the owner of this ID.
"The national server is a few days later than the American Hanbok update, on the first day of the S4 season, how can you meet Feike?"
This is the first time Lu Yiming has met a Korean player in the national server, but he hasn't played much in the ranking for a while, and he doesn't know if there are other Korean players in the national server, but he knows the ID of Hide on bush.
What is Feike doing in the national service?
Could it be that this guy wants to steal the teacher when he comes to the national service?
Since EDG swept SKT T1 3:0 in the S3 season, the whole world line has completely changed, and Riot has now opened up the foreign aid policy, but no club has bought Han Yuan at present.
On the contrary, South Korea's Samsung wanted to buy Lu Yiming, but Lu Yiming refused.
In addition to the absence of Han Yuan, LOL domestic professional players almost do not go to Hanbok, and no one even mentions Hanbok.
After all, this year's championship is the EDG team, and the strongest people in LOL are in the national server, and in Ionia, naturally no one will think about going to Hanbok to improve their abilities.
As for whether Koreans have come to the national service to improve their abilities, Lu Yiming feels that there is.
Hide on bush is an example of this.
"It's the exact opposite of your previous life?"
Seeing that the opponent was Hide on bush, Lu Yiming couldn't help but sit up straight, other players killed Lu Yiming alone, Lu Yiming didn't care, but Feike couldn't.
Entering the game, Lu Yiming quickly bought Dolan Sword + accessories, called his teammates and went straight to the opposite blue BUFF, he played Lucian this time, facing Feike's enchantress, and learned Q skills at the first level.
Lu Yiming is on the blue side, and the lineup is the top laner crocodile, the jungler spider, the middle lane Lucian, and the bottom lane is EZ+ Titan.
The red side of the Feike, the lineup is the top single Shen, the jungler prince, the middle single demon queen, and the bottom lane is a combination of cold ice and bull head.
Since it is today's updated S4 preseason, Lu Yiming's ranking will not be all top players, he looked at the IDs of his teammates and opponents, and he didn't know anyone except Feike.
Lu Yiming doesn't know others, but others know Lu Yiming, and his father's ID is the first national uniform, and only Lu Yiming uses it.
"it, Godfather! God, Wuhu, my God! β
"This is stable, there is a god, kill the other side!"
"Godfather, why don't you kill me!"
Seeing that Lu Yiming was his own mid-laner, this game instantly turned into a dog licking competition, this group of people blew Lu Yiming one by one, and the jungler spider asked directly: "Godfather, is level 1 popular?" β
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This can also be done?
"Are you sure you want to eat it?"
If Lucian takes red, then Feike won't have any game experience!
Lu Yiming was quite excited, and the jungle spider was very decisive in the red ping signal!
"Dad, come and eat!"
Signal, is a new thing added during the S4 season update, and now players can use signals instead of typing to express their meaning.
Seeing that the spider really gave himself a red BUFF, Lu Yiming unceremoniously ate the red BUFF, he came to the line, and saw the Feike Demon Queen standing behind and directly suppressed it forward.
SKT1 K team, Feike looked at Lucian, who was holding the upper limit of the red BUFF, with a suspicious look on his face, what is the situation in Huaxia's server, and why did a mid-laner eat the first red of the jungler.
Feike has played five or six games on the Huaxia server, and as far as the current feeling is concerned, the players in the Huaxia server are playing more fiercely online, and the operation is more detailed and fierce, but their cooperation and tactics are a little weaker.
"Assiba, level 1 eats red, you think you're the godfather!"
Feike didn't take the opposite Lucian seriously, he stood on the left and right of the creep and twisted to stabilize the knife, and the opposite Lucian stepped forward directly, and a Q skill pierced the creep, accurately hitting himself who was writhing left and right.
Lucian's Piercing Q is a very common means of consumption, and Lucian's Piercing Q skill on the opposite side has a very good grasp, and the moment Piercing Q hits the Enchantress, it is exactly the moment when the creep's attack damage jumps out.
Lucian's Q Piercing slightly attracted the hatred of the front platoon, but pulled it out in an instant.
Feike noticed this detail, and from this detail, he judged that Lucian on the other side was a master.
Feike, who was originally lazy, suddenly increased his attention, and he was about to move forward, preparing to step on Lucian while stepping on the small soldier with W skills, when Lucian on the opposite side flashed with a bang, and two passive bullets hit him.
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So just?
Feiko tried to fight back, but Lucian on the opposite side pulled back, and his enchantress couldn't touch Lucian at all.
Feike, who was stuck at the attack distance, could only turn back and backwards, and Lucian on the opposite side turned almost synchronously with him, he chased, Lucian on the opposite side retreated, he retreated, Lucian on the opposite side chased, and Ping A with a red BUFF hit him.
Feike manipulated the Enchantress to turn around again, trying to hit a flat A, but the opposite Lucian's attack distance card was too good, and he couldn't reach A at all.
Lucian's attack range is 575, and Enchantress's attack range is 525, just like that, with an attack range of 50 points, Feike can only be consumed by the opposite flat A.
Q dot, AA, Lucian, who was wearing a red BUFF, beat the amount of blood of the demon queen to half a blood, which instantly woke up Feike, Feike took drugs and retreated, opened the attack distance with Lucian, and pointed down at Lucian, typing.
Hide on bush: WHO IS HE?
Seeing Feike typing, Feike's teammates were immediately happy.
"What kind of country is this guy, he was beaten by his godfather."
"Level 1 was beaten to half blood by the godfather, and he didn't make up for it, no wonder he had to ask who was on the other side!"
"The godfather on the other side, and the godfather doesn't know him?"
"Aren't you talking nonsense, the foreigner knows that the godfather's ID is his father?"
"International friends? I don't know which country! β
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Feiko couldn't read what his teammates were saying, but he could read the ID, GodFather.
"It's him!"
Feike's hand couldn't help shaking, and Lu Yiming's figure couldn't help but appear in his mind.
It was a mountain, and on the other side of the peak was the S3 World Championship trophy that he longed for the most, but he couldn't climb it.
This mountain is called GodFather!
Knowing that the opposite side is a god, Feike's phobia broke out, and when facing other mid-laners, Feike is trying to find a way to kill him, but in the face of the godfather, Feike just wants to coax.
Feike frantically sent a signal and asked the jungler to help, but his own jungler directly ignored Feike's signal.
Catch the Godfather? Unless he's crazy!
His own mid-laner is a stupid ratio, level 1 was beaten to half blood by the godfather, and he went to catch it, that is, buy one get one free.
No one came to help, Feike's scalp was numb when he was pressed by the godfather, and the current version of Lucian was already very strong, and with the godfather level eating red BUFF, Feike couldn't beat it.
was pressed to the point of residual blood, Feike chose to walk back directly, and he went back to the city to make a cloth armor shoe directly to resist the pressure.
The teammates frantically ordered the cloth armor shoes of the Enchantress, Feike ignored them at all, and after being disabled and returned home again, Feike began to be the explorer's arm guard.
The Explorer's Arm Guards are new in the S4 season, and in the S4 season, the synthesis of the golden body is the Explorer's Arm Guards + Useless Stick.
The two armor suits were finally able to withstand Lu Xian's damage a little, and seeing Feike make two armor suits, Lu Yiming chose to clear the line and wander away, not to entangle with Feike.
The Enchantress is an assassin hero, and the armor shoes and explorer's arm guards are scrapped at the beginning, and Feike, who already has a phobia, doesn't have much play in this game, Lu Yiming's Lucian damage exploded, and his teammates saw that the godfather on the opposite side didn't have any desire to fight, and the game ended quickly.
The base exploded, and Feike did not continue to rank, but chose to review.
But he reviewed it three times, and he didn't realize that he had done anything wrong.
The collapse of this game started from his own level 1 being consumed by Lucian to half blood.,But he didn't do anything wrong at level 1.,He turned around and wanted to fight back is the most common operation in the mid-laner.,But the godfather is too strong.,The attack distance control is quite perfect.,Directly crippled yourself!
Feike didn't do anything wrong in this game, he made a mistake and met the godfather in the middle of the road, and the godfather also took 1 red.
"Huaxia server, you can hone your skills, and the players on the Huaxia server have stronger matching, especially the godfather, his line"
After the review, Feike reopened a position in the ranks, this time he chose the mid-laner Lucian and used Lucian to make a big kill in the middle.
At the OGN Winter Tournament, the SKT1 K team killed the invincible opponent, which made Feike feel that he had come out of the shadow of the defeat in the S3 finals, but since he met the godfather in the ranking of the Huaxia server, Feike realized that the strength of him and the godfather is still far from the same.
"Li Zhixun, although you are also very strong, the gap between you and your godfather is still too far."
Since SKT T1 returned to China, SKT T1 has been disbanded and reorganized into two teams, one is SKT1 K, which belongs to the first team.
The other is Team S, which belongs to Team 2.
There is a very talented professional player Lee Ji-hoon in the 2 team, Lee Ji-hoon has put a lot of pressure on Lee Sang-hyuk, and even in the middle lane, Lee Ji-hoon has suppressed Lee Sang-hyuk.
It is rumored that Lee Ji-hoon has a chance to replace Lee Sang-hyuk and enter the SKT1 K team and let Lee Sang-hyuk play him as a substitute.
For Lee Sang-hyuk, Lee Ji-hoon is indeed very strong, but compared with the godfather, there is a certain gap.
Li Sang-hyuk, who was suppressed by the godfather, decided to study in the Huaxia server, strive to match with the godfather, and improve his line-matching strength.
The news of Feike's ranking in the Huaxia server somehow leaked in the OGN division, so many Korean professional players quietly came to the Huaxia server and began to steal Huaxia's laning ability.
The Ionian server, which was already full of people, directly announced the cessation of registration, which made many Korean teams scratch their heads anxiously, and the Taobao store that sells Ionia level 30 that can play the ranking has made another wave of fortune.
For Lu Yiming, defeating Feike could no longer make him have any excitement, but the fact that Feike quietly came to the Huaxia server made Lu Yiming can't help but think of the top of the canyon in his previous life.
Now that the top players in the national server are all crowded in Ionia, many Ionian players simply look down on suburban players, so the saying that Ionian gold = suburban king quickly became popular.
"LPL, as the strongest division of LOL, can't play in Ionia all the time, make a suggestion to Fuji Xun to see if you can get the top of the canyon out in advance."
"As the strongest competition area in LOL, so many scattered servers are not conducive to the gathering of top masters, after all, other servers also have top players, but they didn't come to Ionia."
Lu Yiming proposed to Fuji Xun's people to make a canyon top, so that all the top players could gather in the canyon top.
No. 8 Yongji Road, YP District, B&B Building, 2nd Floor.
Sixteen-year-old Uzi's computer is lined with takeout boxes, Red Bull, and coffee drinks.
Since Wh1t3zZ said that he wanted to be the first in the national server, he would come back to play with himself, and Uzi began to rank with all his strength.
Uzi has been fighting in the Summoner's Rift for 26 hours straight, ordering takeout when he's hungry and Red Bull and coffee drinks when he's sleepy.
After 26 hours of sleepless fighting, Uzi has reached the third place in the national server, and is a few wins away from the first place in the national server.
"It's coming, I'm about to hit the first place in the national uniform!"
After 26 hours of qualifying, Uzi was not sleepy, but full of energy, he took a deep breath, and after finishing a qualifying, he ate some fried chicken that had just been delivered, and continued to qualify.
This time in the ranking, Uzi met his opponent Crier Spicy Dance, and Crier Spicy Dance entered the game and grabbed it at level 2, but Uzi, who has been taught several times, will not give Crier Spicy Dance a chance to catch level 2.
The Kreer Spicy Dance failed to catch people, and sent out its own rhythm, and the wild monster who fought the wild spicy incense pot directly with his head to oppose the Kreel Spicy Dance succeeded in reversing it.
Now in the high-end ranking of Ionia, there is a saying that there are more players on that side of the EDG team, and the probability of winning on that side is higher.
Uzi has the EDG second team's jungle spicy pot, as well as the EDG team's new mid-laner Gao Dehu, Gao Dehu's style of play is biased towards supporting the lower lane, Uzi's play is very comfortable, with the support of the spicy pot and Gao Dehu, a blood tower on the opposite side was demolished in 7 minutes.
The rhythm on Uzi's side was so good that even with the world's No. 1 jungler on the opposite side, it couldn't help the team win the match.
Winning this game, Uzi was two wins away from the first place in the national server, but the next game Uzi was not particularly smooth.
Uzi first encountered the ratio of the black shop Baidi, and the black shop Baidi and the auxiliary had a conflict and hung up directly, and Uzi was forced to lose the game.
Immediately after that, Uzi encountered a top midlaner with the ID Hide on bush.
Hide on bush has a very high win rate in the mid-laner, and the style of play is extremely ferocious, and it has reached the king rank with a super high win rate in just two days.
Although Hide on bush is ranked relatively low, his hidden score is very high, and he can be ranked with the top few kings.
Losing two games in a row made Uzi very depressed, he got up to go to the bathroom, drank tons of bottles of Red Bull, and continued to play in qualifying.
After getting up and resting for a while, Uzi got lucky, he won consecutive rankings, and in the last game to reach the top, he even met the top laner 957 and mid laner GODV of the EDG team!
"Win!"
"National service first!"
At the moment when the crystal exploded on the opposite side, Uzi jumped up from the chair violently, and after 28 hours of sleeplessness, Uzi finally hit the first place in the national uniform!
"Brother Kai, Brother Kai!!"
Uzi hit the first place in the national server and immediately called Wh1t3zZ, but this time it took several calls to get through.
"What's the matter, puppy, I'm busy now, tell me what's going on!"
"Brother Kai, my country's uniform is the first, and I am now the first in the national uniform!"
Uzi laughed and told Wh1t3zZ the news, Wh1t3zZ on the other side of the phone couldn't help but pause, and Wh1t3zZ's voice came after five or six seconds: "Puppy, do you mean that you are the first in the national service?" β
"So fast?"
Wh1t3zZ is a little unbelievable, yesterday's Uzi was still more than 40 kings, why did it take only one day for Uzi to hit the first place in the national server?
"Hahaha, come on, Brother Kai, I hit it 28 hours a day!"
"Go and see, the national service is the first!"
Uzi asked Wh1t3zZ to see the ranking, and he was even worried that Wh1t3zZ wouldn't believe it, so he took a screenshot of his ranking in the Ionian War Zone and sent it to Wh1t3zZ's QQ.
Wh1t3zZ was stuck again, and it took another seven or eight seconds for Wh1t3zZ to speak: "Puppy, you are so strong, you will become a top professional player in the future!" β
"You're going to be the world's No. 1 AD in the future!"
Wh1t3zZ complimented Uzi, and he never said anything about his comeback.
He didn't mention it, but Uzi didn't leave Wh1t3zZ's comeback, and he asked Wh1t3zZ again: "Brother Kai, when will you come back, brother will pick you up!" β
"Where are you living now, Brother Kai, my brother is going to drink with you, hahaha, our brothers join forces, the finals are not a dream at all!"
"This year, we must break through our own results and reach the finals, even if we can't overturn EDG, we must overturn the Korean team."
Uzi began to paint a better future, Wh1t3zZ was still silent, Uzi said for a long time, and when he saw that Wh1t3zZ did not reply, his heart suddenly chuckled.
He was silent for a moment, and asked Wh1t3zZ again: "Brother Kai, my country's service is the first, is it coming back?" β
Wh1t3zZ said in a hippie smiley tone: "Brother, I'm kidding!" β
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