Chapter 075: Hu Lie is lucky, Li Niu escaped
So the general said to the second general: "Brother Zheng, you look at the military weather in front of you, do you have inspiration?" โ
Although Zheng Wenli has no literary talent, he was infected by this Sun Xianyi, and he was also like a Wenqu star possessed, and he was inspired: "Ah, Brother Sun, brother, I was thinking that you have good poems, but I didn't expect you to ask me!" In this case, if I don't give a poem, wouldn't I be sorry for this beautiful day? โ
"Then what are you waiting for, come and have a song, brother, I'll listen to you!" These two people don't know who is big and who is small, anyway, it is polite to call each other brothers, and it is also modest to call themselves brothers, so they have coped with it for so many years, and it is not easy to disobey it at all.
"Then I'm hereโahem," Zheng Wenli coughed twice to show solemnity,
"The black mountains in front of me are green, and the autumn breeze is cool in my ears.
Wear it on the battlefield to kill the general, and thousands of rivers and mountains will kowtow! โ
"Good, good, good! Good poetry, good poetry! I really didn't expect that although Brother Zheng is not a literati, he has the elegance of a literati; Although he is not a general, he has the courage of a general, especially the last sentence of 'thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains', which also includes the black mountain in front of him, not to mention other mountains and rivers, you are like Liangshan, Taihang Mountain, Wumeng Mountain, no matter what kind of mountain, they are all within this thousands of rivers and mountains, a 'kowtow' represents the meaning of surrender, plus this 'all' word, the spirit is in the ...... Ah, rare, rare! After Sun Xian listened, although 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart, he didn't dare to release any of them, but his face was full of smiles, his mouth was full of nonsense, supplemented by snap/snap applause.
The guards next to them heard it, and they also snapped/snapped twice to suit the situation, but they didn't understand it anyway.
"Where, where, awards, awards, presumably the general also won a good poem, read it to everyone! Hey, everyone listen, our Black Mountain bandit general has a new poem, come and listen to it! "There are great generals in this army, and there is no reason for the second general to give orders, but the relationship between the two generals and the general is very strong, so it is not a taboo.
So the gambling cards stopped gambling, the ones who played with small sticks stopped playing, the sleeping ones didn't sleep, and even the cooks had a rice spoon in their hands, and they all gathered together, waiting for the general's golden words, and listening to the majestic Montenegrin bandit general chanting what poems:
"Outside the long river, by the Black Mountain, the sunset is still full of sky."
"Good! Good poetry! Someone shouted loudly from inside the crowd.
Sun Xianzheng didn't know what to say next, so he just turned his head to look at him. The man, seeing that he had succeeded in attracting the attention of the great general, was a little shy, and hurriedly retracted his head.
"Life must be happy, please kill the enemy at the border."
"Good! Good poetry! "It's still that man, noisy behind him! Sun Xian turned around again, this guy wanted to be a shrinking turtle again, but he didn't have time, so he had to explain: "Sun ...... General Sun did a good job composing poetry! Well done! Oh, well done! Sun Xian was about to have a seizure, and after thinking about it, he was now a general, and the general could take a boat in his belly, so he just stared at this lean guy, turned his head, and continued to chant:
"Success is a god!"
"Good! Applaud! All the people around Sun Xian applauded vigorously. The guy who cooked also wanted to applaud, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, he found that he had a rice spoon in his hand, so he couldn't applaud, so he had to give up.
"Brother, come here! Yes, it's you, just now you kept saying that General Ben's poems are well done, and you are really a bosom friend. Tell me, what's so good? Sun Xian pointed to the thin monkey and said.
All the people focused their eyes on the thin monkey, especially the general and the second general, whose eyes were gentle and firm, and the eyes containing rich meanings such as encouragement, praise, and praise made the thin monkey flattered and had to stammer: "Oh...... Oh...... That's it! It is...... Oh...... Courageous, personable, ...... That's it! โ
"Well said! Young man, I think you are a talent, so let's do it, General Ben will promote you to a staff general, and give advice to General Ben! Second General, what do you think? โ
The second general, Zheng Wenli, hurriedly said: "What the general said is extremely true! What do you call this brother? โ
"If you go back to the general, my surname is Hu Minglie!"
"Well, that's good, it's nonsense, it's good!" When the people next to him heard it, obediently, this can be a general, I knew that I should have shouted "good poetry" just now, and sure enough, there will be a reward for my efforts!
For a while, it was getting late, the food was fragrant, and the Montenegrin bandit army began to sit around and eat. The aroma wafted through the fields, and it also drifted into the nostrils of Li Niu, who was hiding under the leaves of the dead trees and then fell asleep unconsciously!
When Li Niu woke up, when he opened his eyes, he found that there were leaves blocking his nose, so he hurriedly reached out to pull it, but this pull was not tight, and his head was exposed in front of the bandit army!
At this time, there happened to be a soldier who was full of food and drink, and came here to pee, he came over with a full burp, heard the sound of "brushing" leaves, and was stunned: "Huh? What was that? โ
Li Niu's little heart suddenly raised his throat and eyes!
This guy actually walked towards Li Niu!
"You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me!" Li Niu hurriedly stuffed his head into the dead leaves, but he could clearly see that this guy was getting closer and closer, and it was really useless to recite the incantation, but he didn't recite the incantation...... Idle is also idle.
"Huh-" This soldier is really nosy, do you see it when you see it, "Huh" what! This "huh" is not tight, as soon as his feet are loosened, he falls directly into the trap of leaves, and before he has time to struggle, Li Niu quickly pounced on him and choked his throat!
"Lao Tzu let you know! Huh! Huh! ...... "I don't know how long it took, but I saw that the soldier's eyes burst out a lot, and his tongue stretched out, so Li Niu slowly let go...... Attach your ears and listen carefully to your heart, and there is no movement at all, so I shook my numb arm and said, "There is a kind of 'huh' that you continue to 'huh'?" I'm going to kill you! โ
Li Niu crouched on this gradually cooling corpse, observing the piles of bonfires in the distance, these bandit soldiers were full of food and drink, most of them had already fallen asleep with their heads in the sky, and only a few tired and immortal were still whispering.
This scene reminded him of the night he escaped from the parade of the Holy Military Academy. "The moon black geese fly high, and they flee at night" - if you don't run away at this time, when will you stay?
Li Niu slowly pulled the armor off the corpse, carefully put it on himself, buried the corpse in the dead leaves, and then slowly stood up and walked towards the place where the bonfire wasโif you don't go, you can't do it, because that's the only way to enter the Black Mountain!