362, the strongest gossip in history

After Chen Jiani and Zhou Xiaoyu observed the very sloppy old man, they looked at each other, Chen Jiani leaned over and said: "You are sure that this is what you call a 'capable person', why do I look like a New York pimping guy in the seventies?" ”

The big-nosed old man watched the two from afar, and suddenly he lifted the loudspeaker on the table and shouted in English: "Are you talking about my image, I know everything, be careful that I let you, an English idiot, walk around!" ”

The megaphone simply startled Chen Jiani and Zhou Xiaoyu, who were talking to each other, and even the two few drinkers hurriedly checked out and left.

Zhou Xiaoyu and Chen Jiani didn't dare to gossip this time, so they went over and sat down with a cautious mood.

Six eyes just looked at each other.

In a moment, the big-nosed old man picked up the megaphone again and shouted in Italian to a woman at the bar, "Two dark beers for these two fools." ”

The boss, a very beautiful but thin middle-aged woman, quickly trotted to deliver two beers and ran away again.

Chen Jiani took a sip of the frosted beer and tried to ask, "I'm Chen Jiani, may I ask who you are... “

"Shut up, don't talk to me until I don't ask questions, my identity is a secret and must be kept secret, understand, British idiot!" The big-nosed old man shouted in a loud voice.

"Uh... Chen Jiani replied with a headache: "But I'm not British now." ”

"Still an idiot anyway!" The big-nosed old man said and reached for the horn again.

I'm an idiot, you don't need a megaphone for me to understand. Chen Jiani hurriedly raised her hand and begged for mercy.

The big-nosed old man took a sip of beer, looked at the two separately, and asked Zhou Xiaoyu in fluent Chinese: "Did Miss Fang let you come?" ”

"Yes."

Zhou Xiaoyu felt that he had to have momentum when he saw a big man, so he showed the shape of Zhongnanhai's bodyguard in the movie very steadily, and nodded very indifferently.

Chen Jiani inevitably glanced at the rookie a few more times, and felt that it was very pleasing to the eye and had a unique demeanor.

But the big-nosed old man immediately picked up the megaphone again and shouted at Zhou Xiaoyu in Chinese: "Pretending to be forced, you are an out-and-out rookie, and the rookie must look like a rookie!" It's like two people who look like agents getting together at the same time, and it's easy to mistake us for a conspiracy! ”

Wow, the megaphone shouted so much that I'm afraid the whole street could hear it.

Zhou Xiaoyu and Chen Jiani hurriedly lowered their heads, and the two of them thought in unison: Does this Jewish stupid pig have an IQ of 30?

Seeing that the two of them were very well-behaved, the old man was very satisfied and put down the horn, took a deep breath, and finally lowered his voice, "Well, that was many years ago, I owe Miss Fang a favor, in this life, my old man doesn't have any special extravagant hopes, just want to get back what others owe me before he dies, and pay off what I owe others." ”

"Uh-huh." Zhou Xiaoyu and Chen Jiani nodded together and did not speak.

The old man looked at the two guys and smiled, and said, "I should have introduced the names, but I can't remember how many names I have?" There were three names when I was in Israel, four more during my time in the Russian Alpha Special Forces, and most during my time in the C.I.A. ”

"Uh... I don't think we should say that on the street something so secret. Chen Jiani rolled her eyes and said.

The big-nosed old man picked up the megaphone again, and directly put a big horn almost in her face, and shouted in three languages: "As a top figure in the intelligence community, I have overthrown a controversial figure of countless fools, a double-faced agent, my identity is very secret, and the time is very limited, it is forbidden to interrupt my old man while I am talking, so as not to increase my time to show up, increase my danger, understand the idiot!" ”

“。。。”

Zhou Xiaoyu and Chen Jiani hurriedly lowered their heads and drank beer, while the thieves observed the surroundings, some people were scared away, and the rest of the people looked at this side almost like pets.

"Hmm...

The big-nosed old man put down his horn again, took a sip of beer with great satisfaction, and then said: "My old man has been all over the world for more than 30 years, and I have seen too much, but I have never seen a rookie better than you." In addition, my old man has now recovered all the debts, just waiting to repay the favor, say, Miss Fang asked you to come and ask for something, think about it, you can only mention it once. ”

Zhou Xiaoyu couldn't wait to tell Guo Huiyun about it.

As expected, the old guy raised his horn very angrily and shouted: "I, as a super agent who dominates the world, you let me investigate this kind of indiscriminate thing, and bother me with some big thing about the birdman's fart!" ”

This made Zhou Xiaoyu and Chen Jiani yelled together with half-closed eyes.

Chen Jiani waited for him to finish yelling, and then fought back: "I see that you are old and confused!" Guo Huiyun's matter is a trivial matter, how long have you not read the news or newspapers and magazines? ”

The old man scratched his head and said, "It's been a while." ”

Chen Jiani said: "Guo Huiyun's billions depend on the evidence this time, and I also talk about trivial matters, I take the liberty of asking, how much money have you seen in total?" How much money do you think is a big deal? ”

I thought I had frightened the old man, but the old man raised his wine glass and took a sip, and said in a low voice: "I have handled a total of 500 billion US dollars that the US government specially allocated for the 'Cold War', and in the end no one tracked down and did not know where to go, but my old man didn't think there were many of these hundreds of billions of dollars. What really made me feel like a lot of money was the $4 trillion worth of state-owned assets that were embezzled overnight after the collapse of such a behemoth in the former Soviet Union. This amount was two years of GDP in the United States at that time, and if it were put now, it would buy two-thirds of the earth. ”

“!”

Chen Jiani couldn't sit steadily and slipped from her seat.

Frankly speaking, this sounds like a fantasy, but between the special circle and the richness of credit, this kind of invisible gossip Chen Jiani has heard some of it in the past. Not to mention the secret funds used by the United States to carry out the conspiracy of the Cold War, but a colossal empire with 70 percent of the gross domestic product of the United States at that time finally almost wiped out the national wealth overnight, and then surfaced countless Russian super-riches, which seems to explain the process of "wealth redistribution".

But in fact, what has surfaced is only a drop in the bucket, and it is really the biggest joke in history to believe that a dozen Russian tycoons with a net worth of tens of billions of dollars represent the total wealth of the Red Empire that could compete with the United States at that time.

Zhou Xiaoyu didn't understand these at all and didn't speak.

Chen Jiani was shocked, and said for a long time: "It is said that these things involve the legendary Rothschild, is there really such a thing?" ”

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