Three, sixty-nine, the big-nosed old man is bright

After Zhou Xiaoyu and Chen Jiani left, Hilton tried to ask again before going out: "Julia, do you believe what these two guys say?" ”

Julia was stunned and said, "I can't believe it or not, I'm not sure." But what's the matter? What do you want me to do with them? Bribe the police to take them away, or throw them into the river? Or do you want to kick them out of the hotel in a big way? Or maybe like a third-rate lawyer, he had a big debate with them and lasted until dawn? ”

"But I still think you're a little too easy-going and generous, and you actually let someone you don't know and talk big about drinking and taking pictures. When you look at other big stars, they are very good at pretending to be mysterious and raising their own worth. Hilton said.

"So I'm them, and I can only be behind me." Julia laughed very generously...

Before coming to the room on the second floor, Chen Jiani hesitated for a moment and asked, "Do you want to sleep on the sofa in my room?" ”

Zhou Xiaoyu shook his head and said, "Don't." ”

Chen Jiani said anxiously: "Why are you so ungraceful, in fact, I'm afraid that Hilton guy will come in and annoy me again." ”

Zhou Xiaoyu said: "If you want me to help, just say it directly." ”

Chen Jiani swayed from side to side very exaggeratedly, making an unsteady appearance, and finally, she took a deep breath and smiled: "Zhou Xiaoyu, you have an IQ of one hundred and sixty-eight, but your EQ is very low. ”

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After Chen mm finished speaking, he went in very annoyed and closed the door...

Early in the morning, the whole city was still in a kind of tranquility, and Chen Jiani was still dreaming with her head covered with a quilt.

Suddenly, I heard an extremely harsh voice from an inferior speaker: "Chen Jiani, Zhou Xiaoyu, you two hurry up and come out to receive the goods!" Such a secret thing! Too long to delay! It's very bad for my old man fast! Get out and trade! ”

Faced with a noise of more than 150 decibels, Zhou Xiaoyu and Chen Jiani, who were dreaming in two rooms and two beds, both muttered: "I hate this old man... ”

The noisy loudspeaker kept screaming, and in the end, Zhou Xiaoyu and Chen Jiani couldn't sleep anymore.

At this time in the morning, by the water's edge with fresh air, the scruffy old man I had seen last night, with a larger horn around his neck, stood in a small boat and waited.

Zhou Xiaoyu and Chen Jiani, who had finished tidying up at random, were still muttering to each other when they walked out: "I knew you were coming, I wouldn't have gotten up." ”

"Hurry! You two are the most verbose and dumb guys I've ever met, and if you had been twenty years earlier, you idiots would have died easily. The old man shouted at the two men who had just come out, and he was about to raise his horn again to increase the decibels.

No need to increase the decibels, I hear. Chen Jiani hurriedly raised her hand to stop.

Standing on the dock, Zhou Xiaoyu and the others didn't plan to get on this old bastard's boat, so they just clubbed to see what he did.

The old man was not reluctant, stepped onto the dock, took out a document bag from his arms and handed it to Zhou Xiaoyu: "Everything you want is here, I have used 50% of my old man's ability, I think I can already handle your affairs, okay, from now on, you will not see me." ”

Chen Jiani said very itchyly: "Then why don't you use 100% of your old man's ability?" It's too unkind to put us in the eyes. ”

The old man was very annoyed and raised the loudspeaker on his chest, leaned in front of Chen Jiani's beautiful face and shouted: "You stupid girl to my old man, I only used about 90% of my ability to bring down a super empire that could be called the United States." But now you, a British idiot, want me to use all my power to deal with a third-rate white-faced policeman in Hong Kong, Fake! ”

Chen Jiani and Zhou Xiaoyu were together, their ears were shocked and roared, let alone talk back, because the decibel was too big, the two of them basically didn't hear what this old neurotic was saying clearly.

The old man thought about it and was still puzzled, raised the horn again, and said in pure Chinese: "My day!" ”

Belch.

Chen Jiani and Zhou Xiaoyu lowered their heads together, and they didn't dare to talk anymore.

Seeing that the attitude of the two rookies was okay, the old man turned off the button of the horn, did not say a word, turned around and prepared to leave.

But Chen Jiani's mouth itched again, and she couldn't help asking: "I ask you old man, just such a bag, can't you send it to Hong Kong to us, why let us make a special trip, what is the special significance of this?" Or are you old enough to send to Hong Kong? ”

The old man turned to look at her, and suddenly began to untie his trousers.

"Hey, what are you going to do!" Chen Jiani was so frightened that she took two steps back, hid behind Zhou Xiaoyu, stretched out her head to look, and didn't understand what this old rascal was going to do?

The old man really took his pants down, and turned to Chen Jiani and Zhou Xiaoyu to cock a fat, old and disgusting buttocks wearing red printed panties, and twisted them.

"It's useless, I just don't want you to be so comfortable, and I want to wait for you to stick my cold ass with a hot face, this is my old man's hobby."

The obscene old man finished speaking very proudly, pulled his pants and jumped into the dinghy, and went quickly.

"I'm DV you #¥%..."

Chen Jiani was so angry that she scolded the bird language that she couldn't understand in front of the speedboat in the distance.

Zhou Xiaoyu thought for a long time, and the old man was gone, so he muttered: "The next time I see this guy, I will definitely beat him." ”

"If you really beat him, I'll let you kiss him, but the premise is that Guo Huiyun doesn't know." Chen Jiani said quickly.

"Is this neurotic your friend?" Suddenly, a female voice spoke English from above.

Zhou Xiaoyu and Chen Jiani looked up, on the terrace on the third floor, Julia Roberts, wearing a silk pure white nightgown, was standing there to breathe in the fresh air, obviously, she had seen the scene just now.

Chen Jiani felt embarrassed for a while, and hurriedly pointed at Zhou Xiaoyu and said, "It's his friend." ”

"Well, I have to point out that your boss has such a friend, and even your status is very special, haha." Julia said something humorous, and turned to go into the room.

"It's all said he's not... My boss is gone, and he's just a friend of my boss. Chen Jiani was anxious to distinguish, but before she finished speaking, the big star had disappeared.

Zhou Xiaoyu pushed him and said: "Don't think about it, let's go and study whether these things are useful, if not, I will find the old man here and beat him." ”

"Okay, if possible, hit hard, if you get caught by the police, I have a way to deal with the stupid police in Italy." Chen Jiani immediately cheered him on...

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