[43] The first beauty, the emperor

"Your Majesty, it's not that the concubines are blowing to you, just like you, looking at the four continents and four countries, saying that you are the second beauty, no one dares to call you the first."

After speaking, Yun Mumu brought a glass mirror and straightened it for Duan Yixi to shine on.

Duan Yixi looked at himself in the glass mirror, and almost didn't have a mouthful of old blood to die.

This? The first beauty in the four continents?

The powder on the face is eager to paste all the rouge gouache all over the world on the face, and the cheeks, painted so red, monkey butt?

And the mouth, the flaming red lips, the green around the eyes, whatever?

It's just a big monster that eats people, she calls this good-looking?

Isn't this crazy woman aesthetic online?

I can't stand it, I can't stand it at all, I have to wash it off.

"Uh-huh-hmm......" (Wash me, I don't want this ghost)

"Okay, okay, the concubine knows, do you have any regrets about it? It's a pity that I can't kiss my beautiful face? ”

Duan Yixi: ......

Sorry for your sister, sorry.

Duan Yixi: (Author, you let me get up now, get up and see if I won't fight with you.) )

Bingqiao hurriedly reminded: "Niangniang, don't appreciate the emperor's beauty, it's not too early, let's send the emperor on the road quickly." ”

Why does this sound so awkward?

Yun Mumu took a look at Duan Yixi's complexion, and sure enough, it was a heavy June frost.

"It's to take the emperor to see a doctor." She corrected Bingqiao.

"Yes, yes, it's to take the emperor to see a doctor. The emperor forgave the sin, and the slave and maid slammed their mouths. ”

Bingqiao also realized his slip of the tongue and quickly bowed his head and confessed.

As soon as she is nervous, she will speak incoherently, and this problem has to be changed.

"Ah Jiu, are you ready to prepare?" Yun Mumu asked Ah Jiu on the other side.

"Well, girl, don't worry, the car is at the door." Ah Jiu nodded.

Turning his head and pushing a cart in, he pushed it all the way to the edge of the dragon couch.

Bingqiao pointed to the car and explained to Duan Yixi: "Your Majesty, this is the car in the palace that pours night incense, but don't worry, the slave maid and Sister Ah Jiu have been washing for an hour, and they are definitely clean." ”

A drop of sweat slipped from Yun Mumu's forehead, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Bing...... Bingqiao, this doesn't need to be explained. ”

Let the grandly get on the car that pours night incense, Duan Yixi's temperament will definitely roar again.

Sure enough, the man's face looked like dark clouds were about to destroy the city.

Then, as they loaded him into the car, he kept banging against it with his only movable head.

"Mmmm......mm )

He Duan Yixi is not the emperor now, but a toy, a toy of Yunmumu......

At the ugly moment, although there are still many places in the palace where the lights have not been turned off, it is very quiet.

Yexiang's car was on the blue brick road, and the sound was exceptionally clear.

Ah Jiu was left in the Lingyun Hall to sit for cover, and Yun Mumu and Bingqiao pushed the cart to the place agreed with the imperial doctor.

The two of them didn't dare to pick a big road, but took some small roads that were overgrown with weeds and had no one to manage for a long time.

It took a lot of hardship to stabilize the car.

Duan Yixi was tied to the car with white silk by them in women's clothes, and he swore that this was the most embarrassing moment in his life.

Along the way, the three of them were silent, and Yun Mumu suddenly spoke: "Your Majesty, when you are well, you must reward me and Bingqiao well." ”