"How's that, how's that? Isn't this ball that I finished the game handsome? ”

Pan Lei ran to the sidelines, and his fat face slap almost filled the mobile phone shooting screen.

Long Xiaomei patted him with a smile, and moved to the side in disgust: "Go away, you're blocking my camera!" ”

Pan Lei turned to her side, saw that the camera was aimed at Yu Chengyi, and immediately expressed his dissatisfaction: "Sister, I scored the winning goal, you give me more shots, what have you been doing against Lao Yu?" ”

Long Xiaomei gave him a blank look, and her mouth gestured to shut up.

At this time, Yu Chengyi was sprinkling salt on Uncle You's wounds, and when the "Lei Zhai Five Little Strong" high-fived one by one to celebrate, he got Long Xiaochuan's secret reminder and walked up to Uncle You with a basketball: "Actually, you really don't need to guard against me, I don't know anything." ”

After speaking, he pretended to be rusty and slapped the basketball twice, stood outside the three-point line and used all his strength to shoot a three-pointer.

Uncle You was so angry that his eyebrows jumped, but at this time, Long Xiaochuan came over to mend the knife: "Uncle You, I agreed." The last ball, how do you see how we cooperated? ”

Murder and heartbreaking!

The last ball in Lei Zhai, and Uncle You, the goal they were judged to "not count" at the beginning, are almost identical, they are all outside fake shots, playing the opponent in a hurry, and finally the ball goes to the basket and scores an empty basket.

Uncle You now feels like he was pretending to be slapped in the face but being beaten back by others, the four teammates were so depressed that they left the field without looking back, and he still had to deal with Long Xiaochuan's ridicule, embarrassing!

Out of politeness, Uncle You still shook hands with Long Xiaochuan: "I don't know how your kid's ball skills are, this scheming is really terrible." ”

"Uncle You, this is scolding me." Long Xiaochuan was sharp, and he didn't smile: "Say we beat dirty? ”

"Hmph, in Qiandong, it's easy for you to be beaten when you play like this." Uncle You's eyes were threatening, and he brushed the flowing hair on his forehead to maintain his Mediterranean hairstyle.

Long Xiaochuan looked up to the sky and snorted: "Before today, we didn't fight like this, and we didn't provoke you, didn't we still get knocked on the door?" Who said just now that we didn't know our parents? ”

Uncle You was almost choked to death by his words, and after being silent for two seconds, he could only snort coldly again: "Don't be too crazy, kid, the basketball circle in Qiandong is Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, we are losing, and some of them are masters to educate you!" ”

After speaking, he walked straight to the "blue vest" on the sidelines, and said in an indignant and helpless tone: "Wei Shang, my uncle is embarrassed today, and he couldn't hold this game for the Qiandong people, so it's up to you next." ”

The voice of his last two sentences is very loud, as if he deliberately said it to the surrounding audience, which is suspected of provoking regional contradictions.

Long Xiaochuan hurriedly chased after him and corrected him: "I see that you are old, Uncle Sheng, how can you play with me, what is it called guarding this place for the Qiandong people, have we been expelled from the Qiandong household registration by you?" ”

He turned around and went to find his sister to get his ID card, and ran to the sidelines to find those onlookers to comment: "Uncles and uncles, my family is from Mi County, and I went to university at Qiandong Normal College, am I a member of Qiandong?" ”

The crowd agreed, and some applauded them.

Seeing that Uncle You was falling behind everywhere, Wei Shang, a young man in the "blue vest", couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted at Long Xiaochuan: "Hey, aren't you going to fight us?" Still fighting? Is it possible that you have to rest for half a day? ”

There is no halftime talk about the opening of the field field, it has always been to fight all the time if you win, and you can only rest when you lose, so Long Xiaochuan immediately took off his coat: "Fight, don't forget, the one who loses is called Dad!" ”

Pan Lei leaned over and asked, "Do you have to play so big?" ”

"What? Are you afraid of losing? ”

"No, I'm worried, if my dad knew that I had so many children outside at a young age, he might have beaten me to death."

The two of them sang and harmonized with each other very tacitly, and laughed angrily at Wei Shang of the "Blue Vest": "If you don't have the strength, don't play tricks if you really have the ability, let's fight with our strength!" ”

When he said this, his eyes kept glancing at Yu Yiyi, obviously feeling that it was very tricky to encounter such a "body hair foul monster".

Long Xiaochuan laughed dryly, and pulled too righteous: "Brother Yu, give me a face, can you change me in the end?" ”

Yu Chengyi played a huge role on the field just now, and felt that his life had reached the peak, so he deliberately put on an unfathomable posture at this time: "Okay, pay attention to unity, it's almost enough." Don't beat people up to 6 to 0 like just now, and spread it as if we were just bullying the elderly. ”

When Uncle You, who was resting on the sidelines, heard this, his heart was hit again, and he was almost about to come over and smoke Yu Zhanyi's two big ear scrapers.

Others stepped forward one after another to persuade: "I can't be angry with him, you look at his sick appearance, we can't ......afford to pay for it."

Uncle You hammered his thigh angrily: "I'm just not convinced, these hillbillies don't talk about martial arts!" ”

However, he immediately found that no one cared about whether he was angry or not, because before the game on the court started, everyone was attracted by Long Xiaochuan's warm-up action of continuous crotch dribbling.

Uncle You panicked even more when he thought that none of the most powerful members of the family had just played......

Pan Lei and others gathered around Long Xiaochuan and asked how to play against the team with blue vests, the three of them used up their hole cards in the last game, and I am afraid that this game will be targeted.

Long Xiaochuan smiled: "After kicking off for a while, you all pull aside and don't defend, let me fight with this single named Wei Shang first." ”

The four of them looked at each other and expressed their doubts: "Can it be done?" "They cooperate a lot, wouldn't it be too easy to win if they didn't guard against it?" "The Blue Vest is a head taller than you, can you guard against it?"

Long Xiaochuan handed over the basketball and joked, "Why don't you make a decision?" ”

Of course, everyone obeyed and walked to the corner of the field.

According to the rules, the five Xiaoqiang of Lei Zhai won the last game, which is equivalent to the champion, and this one was kicked off by the team of "Blue Vest" Wei Shang.

Long Xiaochuan was very active in stepping forward to fight for defense.

His defensive intensity is very high, not only close to the press, but also has a small pulling action in his hand, two lightning sudden cuts in a row, almost breaking the ball from Wei Shang's hand.

Wei Shang was forced to protect the ball with his back outside the three-point line to stabilize his rhythm.

Just when he looked back to check the position of his teammates and was about to divide the ball and play together, Long Xiaochuan spoke: "It turns out that he can only play with his body, I think highly of you." ”

These words immediately provoked Wei Shang's competitive spirit.

He must break through and eat Long Xiaochuan alone in order to convince the other party......

But at this moment of distraction, he suddenly felt empty in his hand, and the basketball was actually cut by Long Xiaochuan again, and this time it was directly grabbed in his hand.

But Long Xiaochuan got cheap and sold well, handed the ball over, and smiled without a smile on his face: "Practice it, the first ball doesn't count." ”