Chapter 499: Chen Yang's thoughts
"It's ridiculous, it's the biggest joke I've heard this year, eating barbecue to heal me? Can you fake it? ”
"Why are people who are usually very smart so stupid, if this is true, then I don't have to do anything, eat goose legs every day."
"A medical problem that has plagued you for a century has been solved by a goose?"
When the doctors in the audience heard Liu Jianke's situation, they all laughed.
If this gets out, other hospitals won't laugh at them.
Liu Jianke ignored the ridicule of his colleagues, he turned on the computer and projected the sorted information onto the background wall.
"Everyone, be quiet."
Liu Jianke came to the podium and patted the table.
All eyes were on him.
Yang Shaoqi sat on the chair next to him, his expression slightly relieved.
He wanted to see what this kid could do.
Liu Jianke directly clicked on the first report. "Everyone, please see, this is all the examination data from the patient from half a year ago to last week."
"The patient has long-term low back pain accompanied by sciatica, numbness of the lower limbs, and atrophy of the calf muscles."
"The herniated 4th-5th lumbar vertebrae begin to affect the patient's physical movements."
"Last week's physical examination showed that cauda equina syndrome, urinary and urinary dysfunction, and intermittent claudication had appeared."
"Considering the patient's physical condition, there is no surgical treatment at present, and it can only be conservative."
Hearing this, the doctors in the audience all nodded secretly.
Such patients can see at a glance that this is a herniated disc caused by long-term bad habits, which has compressed the nerves.
It is difficult to cure without considering major surgery, but the other person is also accompanied by cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, so it is not suitable for this type of surgery.
If they were the attending doctors, they would not hesitate to choose conservative treatment.
But what they don't understand is that such patients don't say they can meet 30 a month, at least more than 10, which is nothing new.
If the alarm is sounded for this thing, this guy is damned.
Vice Dean Yang Shaoqi's face was almost black at this time!
He ran back with a white face, just to let him see this?
"You don't need to talk about these things, if you have anything to say, put it away."
The implication is obvious, if you kid is in ink, you will look as good as you.
Liu Jianke was silent for a moment.
Of course, he knew that what he was saying was nothing to the colleague in front of him.
But that's what follows is today's topic.
He took a deep breath and tried to calm himself. The next few minutes could be a game-changer for the entire medical world.
"Can you hurry up, I'll have surgery later."
"That's it, don't waste everyone's time here, you want to play and go home."
"I wouldn't have come if I had known about this, it's a big deal."
Liu Jianke looked at the impatient few people and sneered in his heart.
Keep it up, and you'll look good in a while.
"Look, this is the second report."
Liu Jianke opened another document.
"From the CT chart, it is clear that the patient does not have any problems with the lower back, and the 4-5 lumbar vertebrae are completely back to normal."
"At the same time, the patient's red blood cells are very active, and the value has reached 1.2 times that of normal adults."
"I have seen the patient himself, the lower limbs and body are completely back to normal, and there is no pain in walking normally."
Speaking of this, Liu Jianke couldn't help but feel a little emotional.
It's not just painless, it's crazy.
When he came up, he came up with a standing long jump, and he was directly blinded.
Strictly speaking, this can't be called a patient, this is a normal person.
The doctors in the audience did not react after hearing these words.
Of course, Liu Jianke knew what they thought, so let him open the first chapter of this glorious prologue with his own hands.
"Would you believe me if I said that the two reports were by the same person, and that there was only one day between them?"
The venue, which was originally quite calm, instantly fried the pot after hearing this.
"What are you kidding, do you think you're Ultraman? It can be recovered on its own. ”
"This is definitely not a person, the two skeletons are different, how can it be the same."
"Even if it is, then this guy must have had surgery, but he won't admit it, if he doesn't have surgery, I'll eat Xiang live, the kind that fits two catties."
"I really don't treat patients as people, the risk is so big and I have to do the procedures for others, and I am not afraid of something."
"We are all studying medicine, what do you mean by lying to everyone, I believe that you and I have learned more than 10 years of knowledge in vain."
Yang Shaoqi, who was sitting next to him, also had a slightly unhappy expression.
I thought this kid was pretty good, and I planned to focus on cultivating.
Now it seems that you can pull it down.
He got up and went straight to the middle of the podium.
didn't care about the other party's face at all, raised his hand and pointed at his nose and scolded. "I really regret that I agreed to let you come to the hospital, it's a shame."
"Do you want to say later that the patient ate a big goose to become like this?"
"It's not a goose, it's a goose leg." Li Jianke explained in a low voice.
"I'm goose, your grandmother's legs."
"You let him eat a hundred geese to try, if it can be like this, I will have your surname."
"I think you're used to living a comfortable life, idle, have this goose leg money to cure your head."
"But Dean, the patient really eats that goose leg to make a difference." Li Jianke also wanted to explain, but the other party interrupted directly.
"Get out of the way, I'm telling you, I'm very busy right now, I don't have time to take care of you, and I'll see how I clean you up when I get back."
After saying the cruel words, Vice Dean Li Shaochuan got up and left directly.
When the joke was over, the other doctors also left.
"Senior brother."
A man walked over with a mocking tone, "Why didn't you see that you still have the talent to act in sketches before, haha, it's so funny." ”
Li Jianke bit his lip and forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart.
Okay, since you don't believe me, I'm going to try it for myself.
Yang Mi felt the power of the car, and her eyes were bright.
At this rate, let alone three days, tomorrow morning will be fine.
"I didn't expect you to have these two hits, it's amazing."
"Did you major in car manufacturing in college?" Yang Mi was a little curious.
"I learned the excavator."
"Poof." Reba burst out laughing directly.
Netizens in the live broadcast room were also happy.
"What an excavator technique, buddy."
"You are the first one who dares to take my goddess so seriously."
"I like this kid more and more now, it's much better than that Viagra."
Drive the car and continue to go deeper.
The first task of the system was the opening commissary.
The location of the props and the like has already been marked, so you just need to go over and pick it up.
The cart drove under a large hidden tree and began to look down for something.
"What are you looking for?" Yang Mi had curiosity on her face.
After a while!
Su Yi suddenly showed surprise on his face!
He found one on the ground.