Because of Lin Taiping's sideways kick, the night melee that should have turned into a tragedy ended in a comedy, at least for the Minotaur.

Although they didn't catch a single Dark Elf, after the Minotaurs chased them out, they accidentally caught several mounts left behind by the Dark Elves, including a rare Swift Dragon...... Well, the rare meaning is that Tulu swears with his mouth that he has never eaten the flesh of such a creature!

So two hours later, the Minotaur tribe, who were still struggling with food, ate fragrant barbecue, and as the biggest hero of this battle, Lin Taiping was naturally invited to participate in the barbecue party, and by the way, he played the role of a chef.

Fried cutlets, stir-fried diced meat, stewed broth, he brandished a rusty kitchen knife, and was busy in front of the kitchen counter, and next to him there was a verbose cow talking nonsense: "Lin! I swear to the god of darkness that from now on you will be the most honorable friend of our minotaur tribe...... By the way, when are we going to have dinner?"

"Well, that's the point. Lin Taiping looked at it with disdain, but couldn't help but touch his chin, "By the way, you haven't told me yet, why is it a terrible thing to give birth to a dark elf." ”

"Well...... Tulu touched the horns with a strange face, and it took a long time before he sputtered, "Actually, it's not terrible to give birth to a child for a dark elf, it's terrible to give birth to a group of dark elves, do you know how terrible those women are?"

Well, according to Turu, the Dark Elf race has always been like that, and all of them are women, and they have always captured foreign men for mating, and they reproduce in this way of overlord hard bowing, and the offspring born are all with Dark Elf characteristics.

To make matters worse, they don't have a monogamous attitude, and any unlucky man who falls into their hands will be swarmed by a horde of dark elves...... What? You said that you are very glamorous in front of a group of big beauties? Very good, you have the ability to say this after you have been turned a dozen times!

Therefore, there are only two fates for men who have always fallen into the hands of the dark elves, either they are killed by the turn of the rice, or they are killed after completing the reproduction task, and in this way, someone who has been named by the leader of the dark elves is probably destined to be a humanoid seeder.

"Isn't it?" When Lin Taiping heard this, he thought of the scene where he was surrounded by a large group of enchanting dark elves tearing his clothes, and suddenly couldn't help but shudder, "Uh, I love beautiful women or something, but I can't afford this by pushing backwards and pushing in groups." ”

"It's scary, isn't it?" Tulu looked at him sympathetically, but patted his chest again, "However, don't worry, Lin, we will definitely do our best to protect you, at most, when those women come to arrest you, we will cut you first, so that they won't arrest you back." ”

Lin Taiping couldn't help but roll his eyes, and suddenly had the urge to cut the cow first: "Meow, if I knew this was the case, I wouldn't have agreed to cook for you, if I let those women know that I roasted their mounts, I would definitely evolve from a dark elf to a big demon." ”

In fact, just as he guessed, on a hill dozens of miles away, the leader of the dark elves turned his head through gritted teeth, looking at the smoke rising in the distance, and was so angry that even his shoulders trembled: "Human, you dare to ...... How dare you ...... Damn, I want you to bear us children until you die!"

As if feeling resentment dozens of miles away, Lin Taiping couldn't help but shudder, but it was too late to say anything now, and with the blazing burning of the bonfire, more than a dozen plates of Xunxing dragon meat were already steaming on the table.

What can you say? Lin Taiping could only sigh helplessly, picked up a piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth: "Hmm, the taste is still very good, but there is still a lack of chili peppers, do you want to ...... Well, when I didn't say anything. ”

How could he still be in the mood to wait for him to continue, dozens of minotaurs screamed, and they had already rushed up with red eyes, grabbed those delicacies and stuffed them into their mouths, gobbling up seafood, completely ignoring whether their tongues would be burned red or not, in fact, looking at their intoxicated appearance, I am afraid that even their tongues will be swallowed together.

In less than a few minutes, the whole table was swept away like a whirlwind, and Tulu held a large piece of hot steak, knocking over a few minotaurs who rushed up to snatch it, while choking with tears in his eyes: "Damn! The god of darkness is above, even if I exchange a castle now, I will not hand over this steak, never!"

"Hey, hey, hey, are you a little promising?" Lin Taiping finally couldn't stand it anymore, and patted Tulu on the shoulder seriously, "Old Tu, as a great Minotaur warrior, don't you think you should have a more ambitious ideal in life?"

"I didn't!" Tulu replied honestly, holding the chop tightly and not putting it down, what is not ideal, as long as I can eat this delicious meal every day, I will be satisfied.

"Please, this is also called a feast?" Lin Taiping looked at him speechlessly, "Could it be that you don't want to have a manor, eat endless delicacies from the mountains and seas every day, wear fine silk and spend precious stones and gold coins, maybe there will be a beautiful female magician...... Hmm, speaking of beauty magicians, how many do you want?"

"Well, five or six is probably enough!" dozens of minotaurs replied subconsciously, looking at the sky very neatly, fantasizing about that beautiful life scene.

It's just that the next moment, in the strange silence, Tulu suddenly wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and shook his head helplessly: "Impossible, this is impossible, not to mention our Minotaurs, even if it is the Lord of the Lich King, he has never enjoyed this kind of life." ”

"How is it impossible?" Lin Taiping straightened his collar in a serious manner, and he talked from the foreshadowing just now to the present, the purpose of which is for the next sentence, "Let's say so, do you know, what is my ideal?"

What is it? Tulu and dozens of minotaurs pricked up their ears in curiosity, only to feel that the fire of gossip was burning.

Under their collective gaze, Lin Taiping dragged a long tail note, and then coughed lightly a few times very seriously: "Well, in fact, my ideal is very simple, that is-enjoy life! Enjoy life to the fullest!"

Dozens of minotaurs suddenly fell to the ground, Tulu even bit the cow's hooves, and the wolf's eyes widened in embarrassment, "Lin, are you kidding?"

"What's the problem?" Lin Taiping's face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he spread his hands casually, "Even if it is a great goal such as conquering the world or becoming the strongest person, in the end, it is not to be able to live more comfortably?"

Well, I have to admit that this is indeed his current ideal, as a guy with a black belly who loves to eat and wait for death, the so-called great ideal is, of course, to sleep until he wakes up naturally, counting money and counting his hands to cramps, and living that kind of life that is so comfortable that people are envious and jealous-

Be a great lord with a territory so big that you can get lost, live in a majestic castle of bones built by the Lich King himself, sleep until you wake up in a warm bedroom transformed by the Black Wizard, let a large group of beautiful fox maidens serve and dress, enjoy the exquisite food prepared by the halfling chef, and the juice drinks that the banshee flown in from the Far East;

Then, if you get bored, then take the undead fleet out for a ride, with a large group of dark knights armed to the teeth behind them, a lazy and dozing fierce fire dragon lying at their feet, next to a fallen angel smoking a cigar and spitting smoke, and a few beautiful mermaids singing "Turandot" in front of them;

Of course, you can also visit a few ports along the way, do a small business of hundreds of millions of gold coins, if you see a guy who is not pleasing to the eye, just snap your fingers and let hundreds of thousands of skeleton soldiers go up to the group to beat, and then collect the protection fee after the group beating, and then find a beautiful lady to talk about your life ideals......

What? You say it's very vulgar? Vulgar is right, dare you say you haven't thought about it that way?

Very good and powerful, what a great, noble, righteous and bloody ideal this is, for a while, dozens of minotaurs listened to it in awe and burst into tears, only Tulu nodded desperately with admiration on his face: "Yes, yes, in fact, I have always thought so...... But Lin, how on earth do we have to do to realize this ideal?"

That's right, the ideal is very plump, the reality is very skinny, and it is of course the ideal for all creatures, including dark creatures, to live the kind of luxury and enjoy the life that makes people collectively compare their middle fingers, but with the current poor conditions of the Minotaur tribe, and considering the barrenness and backwardness of Alcatraz Island, it seems really difficult.

"Don't worry, there will be food, there will be gold coins, and there will be beautiful women. Lin Taiping shrugged his shoulders casually, and then stretched out his left hand with a smile, "This qiē is wrapped around me, but the question now is - Tulu, are you interested in participating?"

"Well......" Tulu touched the clever head, and for a few seconds it suddenly felt as if it had seen the demon's tail wagging behind the forest.

But then, after thinking of the kind of good life of counting money and cramping his hands, this guy immediately jumped up as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and directly rested the cow's hooves on it, "You still need to ask? Lin, you just say what to do!"

"That's it!" dozens of minotaurs nodded their heads one after another, and dozens of oxen hooves were raised in the air together, shouting with fanatical faces: "Demacia! to get rich! Demacia! to enjoy! Demacia!

"Very good, then such a happy decision!" Lin Taiping nodded with satisfaction, he suddenly felt that if he changed his career to become a god, he would definitely be able to deceive a large group of devout believers.

But soon, the facts proved to him that piety is sometimes terrible, for example, in the next moment, Tulu, who was completely in a frenzy, suddenly waved his hand in high spirits: "Come on, in order to celebrate the arrival of Lin, in order to wish us great ideals, offer the most beautiful girl of our own clan!"

So, in the envious eyes of dozens of minotaurs, the most beautiful minotaur tribal girl Leah appeared, with a body like a city wall, a waist circumference that the two of them need to hug together, bull's eyes as big as copper bells, plus that kind of shy and shy expression, and the strange sound of cooping and swallowing......

At this moment, Lin Taiping couldn't help but burst into tears: "No need, I'm not really interested in women or anything, you still ...... Hey, hey, don't come here, just come here, why are you pulling my clothes...... Help, help, help!"

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