Chapter 37 I was beaten by my wife, so I wanted to laugh
Zhang Hei's description directly made the people present not light.
They had never heard of flowers on cow dung as a metaphor for the commander and the lieutenant.
It's a little too awkward.
Zhang Tianlin glared at the black face speechlessly.
I don't know how to make analogies, and don't make parables.
Although it is true that the parents are good, it can't be described as such.
made him embarrassed to say that a black face was his subordinate.
Quietly stood a few steps away from the side of the little black face.
Zhang Tianlin asked at this time.
"What's your name? Who is the position under Jiang Jiao? I know if there is a connection between ginger and tartar. ”
"I advise you to tell the truth, otherwise you will have good fruit to eat next."
Zhang Heiface, who was despised by everyone for a while, stood up and answered.
As he spoke, he still clenched his fist and rattled.
A fierce look.
However, the appearance of the black face not only did not frighten the captive in front of him at all, he even wanted to laugh a little.
Ignoring Zhang Hei's face, Li (Wang) Fuchen replied to Zhang Tianlin calmly.
"Under Li Fuchen, under the command of Lord Jiang, he served as a general, as for whether he has contact with the Tartars, I don't know."
"Yo he, I don't know, you don't cry when you don't see the coffin!"
With a black face, he smiled, rolled up his sleeves and prepared to step forward and beat him.
At this time, Lao Zhu stopped: "Wait!"
"General Zhang, let me say a few words."
Hearing this, Zhang Hei looked at Lao Zhu and then at Zhang Tianlin.
Seeing that Zhang Tianlin nodded, he motioned to Lao Zhu to come.
"General Li, you have been under Jiang Pai for so many years, and you are still only a general."
"Xiangbi's relationship with Jiang Ji is not good?"
Lao Zhu walked in front of Li Fuchen as he spoke.
"Now Jiang Jian is estimated to be beheaded because of the rebellion, do you also want to go to Huangquan with him?"
"What's the picture?"
After Lao Zhu finished speaking, he waited for Li Fuchen's answer.
No matter what Li Fuchen answered next, he had a countermeasure, and he was speechless.
This is called having a good plan.
"I can eat a full meal."
"Then you should understand???! ……”
Lao Zhu: (・●・)
Did I just hear about a full meal?
At this moment, the atmosphere present was exceptionally quiet.
Everyone didn't expect Li Fucheng to answer so ...... So unpretentious.
God's feast.
You have mixed up with the position of a general, is it still to eat well?
Isn't that a joke!
Although Zhang Tianlin and the others thought that Li Fuchen was lying to them, only Lao Zhu looked serious.
He didn't think that this request was fake, you must know that he joined the Red Turban Army for a full meal.
So he can understand this goal.
"Then it seems that you are willing to accompany Jiang Ting?"
For such an innocent person, Lao Zhu feels that if he continues to ask, it is estimated that there will be no results.
I'll just give him a decent death.
"I don't want to."
????
As soon as these words came out, the audience was stunned again.
What's the situation?
Didn't you just say that you were just trying to get enough to eat?
Then you should be an honest person, shouldn't an honest person be grateful and swear not to say anything?
Why don't you want to do this?
Lao Zhu was also confused at the moment, but he reacted quickly.
He asked in surprise.
"Unwilling??! Then why don't you say that Jiang Ji has a connection with Tartar?! ”
"Because I don't know!"
Li Fuchen was also confused at this time.
No, he just told the truth, is there anything wrong?
He did join Jiang Zhuang's army for a bite to eat, but he really didn't know if Jiang Ting had a connection with Tartar!
How can this be questioned if the truth is still being questioned?
Facing Li Fuchen's simple words.
Lao Zhu was completely drunk.
He can see it clearly, this Li Fuchen really doesn't know.
Now, it's embarrassing for him.
After asking for a long time, it turned out that what they said was all the truth.
At this time, Zhang Tianlin and others, who were standing next to the two of them, also realized the problem.
I wanted to laugh out loud in an instant, but after all, Lao Zhu had just saved their lives, and he belonged to a life-saving benefactor.
So he suppressed his smile tightly, and only his shoulders kept shaking.
Suddenly, several people showed an awkward look on their faces.
Suddenly, just when a few people were smiling hard.
Lao Zhu looked at the appearance of several of them and asked faintly.
"General, is it really that funny?"
"No, no, poof, I just remembered a joyful thing."
Zhang Tianlin hurriedly waved his hand.
By the way, cover your mouth with one hand and force yourself not to laugh out loud.
Otherwise, it would be too disrespectful to the life-saving benefactor to laugh in person.
"What about you? Blackface brother. ”
Lao Zhu turned his gloomy gaze to Zhang Hei and said.
"I, I, I also remembered a funny thing."
A black face and a white face are clearly visible smiling.
Although he suppressed it as much as possible, Lao Zhu could still feel the four big words "I want to laugh" written on his face.
"Oh? Could it be that you and the general are thinking of the same thing? I don't know if you can tell me about it, Brother Blackface. ”
"Of course, poof, of course not."
"I thought about the last time I was beaten by my wife, so I couldn't help but want to laugh."
As soon as he heard this, Lao Zhu was immediately happy.
He just teased them, he didn't expect to ask such a big gossip?
So Lao Zhu said deliberately quietly.
"You were beaten by your wife and you still want to laugh?"
"Ahem, I'm smiling sadly."
"Ahahahahaha God's sad laughter!! Hahahaha......"
At this time, Ke Tianxiang, who had seen the end from the beginning, couldn't hold back anymore, and laughed out loud all of a sudden.
And his laughter was like a chain reaction, and Zhang Tianlin and Zhang Hei also began to laugh insolently.
Even Lao Zhu laughed.
But he smiled with a black face, and laughed sadly.
Suddenly, only Li Fuchen, who was tied up on the field, looked confused, and he couldn't understand what was happening at all.
What's so funny about that.
After laughing for a while, the few finally stopped laughing.
They looked at each other again, all with a smile on their faces.
It took another pillar of incense for a few people to finally calm down.
Rubbing his cheeks, which were a little stiff with a smile, Lao Zhu waved his hand.
"Take him down."
Since this Li Fuchen really doesn't know, then take him down and ask another person.
Anyway, there are a lot of people who surrender this time Jiang Pin's cronies, and there are always people who are willing to say it.
"Wait! General, if you are asking Jiang Jian if he has sent people out of the city, I know. ”
"Oh?"
Hearing this, Lao Zhu instantly realized that this Li Fuchen was a little unusual.
It's very likely that it was installed just now!