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Ask: "How can I find out if a man is a eunuch?"

Answer: "The easiest way is to use the legendary earth-shattering ghosts and gods, incomparably mysterious, unpredictable tricks - if the monkey steals the peach If he steals the peach, then it proves that this person must be a fake eunuch, if he does not steal the peach, then this person is a real eunuch." ”

Jiang Xia ordered to investigate the eunuchs in Shoukang Palace one by one, and the royal dragon detectives immediately began to pull up their sleeves, which startled Fang Huitian, who was mixed with the eunuchs.

If he really let the royal dragon detectives touch them one by one, then his identity must be exposed, no matter how good his medical skills are, he will not be able to shrink the following words into his body, right?

However, the Queen Mother finally reacted quickly, walked out of the back room at the most critical moment, and exclaimed: "Ridiculous!

Seeing the Queen Mother come out, Jiang Xia immediately saluted her, "Weichen Jiangxia knocks on the Queen Mother, may the Queen Mother be a thousand years old." ”

The Queen Mother smiled coldly and said, "Chitose? The Shoukang Palace of the Mourning Family has become a place where people can search whenever they want, what is the use of the Mourning Family's life of a thousand years?

It was obvious that the Queen Mother was talking about Jiang Xia, but Jiang Xia pretended to be stupid, and immediately said excitedly: "Queen Mother, who dares to make you angry? If you say it, I will definitely disassemble him into eight pieces, chop him into meat sauce and feed it to the dogs!"

The Queen Mother snorted coldly, waved her hand and said, "Okay, Lord Jiang doesn't have to act here in the mourning family." There are no assassins here in the mourning family, so Lord Jiang should take people away. ”

Jiang Xia immediately hugged his fists at the Queen Mother and said: "Queen Mother, just now Weichen saw an assassin break into Shoukang Palace from the rooftop, if Weichen doesn't search clearly, Weichen will not be able to sleep and eat."

If the Queen Mother is injured again because of Weichen's negligence, Weichen will be even more guilty. Therefore, I hope that the Queen Mother will be considerate of Weichen and let Weichen search this Shoukang Palace. ”

The Queen Mother squinted her eyes slightly, her eyes were very cold, and she snorted coldly: "What's the matter? Lord Jiang can't believe the words of the mourning family, or does Lord Jiang think that he is a celebrity in front of the emperor, so he can not even listen to the words of the mourning family?

"This"

The queen mother's words were very strong, and Jiang Xia didn't dare to be too tough on her, because she was right, in this harem, she could indeed find a random reason to punish him.

Jiang Xia thought for a while and nodded: "Well, since the Queen Mother did not have assassins to infiltrate, there were no assassins to infiltrate, and her subordinates went to other places to continue the search, disturbing the Queen Mother, and I hope that the Queen Mother will forgive her sins." ”

The Queen Mother nodded, waved her hand and said, "Go ahead." ”

"Yes!" Jiang Xia clasped his fists at the Queen Mother and saluted: "Weichen retires!"

Then he turned around and waved his hand and said, "Let's go!"

After speaking, Jiang Xia's gaze swept over a kind of eunuch one by one.

The Queen Mother just breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly Jiang Xia shouted: "Oh, you're unlucky"

The Queen Mother, Gonggong Li, who had just rushed into the palace, and everyone in the main hall of Shoukang Palace, all looked in the direction pointed by Jiang Xia at this moment.

I saw that the eunuch Jiang Xia was referring to was standing there with a panicked and stunned expression, Jiang Xia was referring to his lower body, and his lower body was arching a slight amplitude.

It's just a small amplitude, but it exposes a qiē. Especially Gonggong Li, he couldn't help but pat his forehead heavily.

Jiang Xia was referring to Fang Huitian, who was mixed in with the eunuchs, and only a normal man like him could arch that smile.

Jiang Xia pouted and said, "The cost is average, and it supports a range the size of a grape." If my brother reacts, others will definitely suspect that I have a big banana hidden underneath. ”

Jiang Xia pointed at Fang Huitian and said, "Queen Mother, I don't know if you know this one?"

Where does the Queen Mother dare to shield Fang Huitian at this time, if she nods, then I am afraid that the next day the Empress Dowager of the Ming Dynasty will continue to spread throughout the Jingshi, and even it will not be long before it spreads throughout the Ming Dynasty.

And she herself will be beaten into the cold palace by Zhu Houzhao in the name of unchastity, and no one can say anything for her.

The Queen Mother could only shake her head with a cold face and said, "I don't know the mourning family." ”

"Haha, Assassin!"

Jiang Xia immediately waved his hand and said: "Take it! Even if you are an assassin, you can be an assassin and pretend to be the dead eunuch I hate the most, catch him for me, and Lord Ben will make him a real eunuch today!"

Jiang Xia made a pun, not only scolding Fang Huitian, but also making Gonggong Li on the side turn pale.

Several spies from the royal dragon scout attacked Fang Huitian together.

Fang Huitian would sit still and wait to die, with a wave of his right hand, a handful of white medicinal powder was scattered over several royal dragon scouts who came to grab him.

Several royal dragon scouts standing behind Jiang Xia suddenly took out a big fan and fanned it twice.

The white powder was blown back by the wind, and several eunuchs inhaled it and immediately fell to the ground, not knowing whether they were alive or dead.

Fang Huitian took advantage of this opportunity to run to the door, but Jiang Xia and the others didn't have time to stop him.

It's a pity that Fang Huitian just ran to the door, and the whole person flew back upside down, fell to the ground and spit out a mouthful of blood.

A black figure walked into the Shoukang Palace, and the person who came was a thousand unique walks.

Seeing a thousand peerless trips, Jiang Xia said: "Never, it's hard work." ”

Qian Juexing shook his head.

In fact, what Jiang Xia said about the hard work refers to the fact that he played the assassin all night tonight, and tonight's qiē is just a scene, a scene that Jiang Xia specially staged to capture Fang Huitian.

Jiang Xia walked up to Fang Huitian and stepped on Fang Huitian's chest. This kick stepped out with force, causing Fang Huitian to spit out a mouthful of blood again.

"The bold thief dares to trespass on the harem land, come on, arrest him!" Jiang Xia said in a deep voice.

Fang Huitian looked at Jiang Xia and said with difficulty: "You are so despicable, you actually used 'Affection Smoke' here?"

"What kind of affection, I don't know. ”

The spies of the two royal dragon detectives grabbed Fang Huitian from the ground, Jiang Xia leaned over next to Fang Huitian's ear and said, "What's the matter? This affectionate smoke feels okay, right? According to your senior brother, this is a kind of smoke that you created yourself when you were still studying medicine." ”

Colorless and tasteless, the medicinal power is made without knowing it, and the affection that can make a man majestic is already a famous smoke in the rivers and lakes at this moment. And who can know that this affectionate smoke is just a joke developed by Fang Huitian, who had studied medicine for five years, and the whole of his two senior brothers.

And who can know that Liang Yuding, who was known as the "Immortal Doctor Divine Needle", saw this Fang Huitian develop this smoke, and then decided that his heart was not pure, so a "Hundred Herbs Medical Sutra" and a "Jade Ding Thirteen Needles", none of which were passed to Fang Huitian.

It was precisely because of this that Fang Huitian finally entered the Five Poison Sect to learn poison arts. He once said that one day he would develop a poison that would not be cured even if the Hundred Herb King and the Merry Ghost Doctor joined forces.

Jiang Xia turned to the Queen Mother and saluted, and said, "Queen Mother, the assassin Weichen has been caught, which frightened the Queen Mother." disturbed the Queen Mother, and hoped that the Queen Mother would forgive her sins. ”

The Queen Mother looked at Jiang Xia with a pair of phoenix eyes, and said calmly: "Lord Jiang is right, the Mourning family is mixed with assassins but they don't know it, if it is not for Lord Jiang to catch it, I am afraid that the Mourning family is in a worrying situation, Lord Jiang is not only without fault but meritorious, please rest assured that Lord Jiang will tell the emperor about this matter, and let the emperor reward you well." ”

"It is the duty of Weichen to protect the Queen Mother's comfort, and Weichen does not dare to take credit. Jiang Xia smiled and saluted, then slapped Fang Huitian with his backhand, and scolded loudly: "Dog, look at how Lord Ben cleans you up today!"

After speaking, Jiang Xia waved his hand to let Fang Huitian take away, and before leaving Shoukang Palace, Jiang Xia also bowed respectfully to the Queen Mother, and said: "Queen Mother, Weichen retires." ”

Jiang Xia had just retreated, and the Queen Mother's face suddenly turned pale.

She took a deep breath, then turned to Gonggong Li and said, "Quick! Immediately inform Hai Dayou and Qin Si to prepare to rescue Fang Huitian, and tell Hai Dayou that the mourning family not only wants Fang Huitian to come back alive, but also wants Jiang Xia not to survive tonight, if he can't do it, let him not have to see the mourning family, and decide on his own." ”

"Yes! ”

Gonggong Li bowed to the Queen Mother, and then retreated.

The Queen Mother walked to the back room, and when she passed the threshold, the Queen Mother saw an antique vase from the Tang Dynasty beside her. She angrily picked up the vase and smashed it on the ground, and scolded angrily: "Dog thing!"

The Queen Mother probably didn't know that Jiang Xia had just incited Fang Huitian to slap him, and scolding him for being a dog was actually deliberately made for her to see. The so-called dog bullying, Fang Huitian is the queen mother's dog, Jiang Xia beat him is equivalent to bullying the queen mother, how can the queen mother tolerate him.

Jiang Xia first reported to Zhu Houzhao that the assassin had been caught, and then took the so-called assassin Fang Huitian and swaggered out of the capital division.

Along the way, he did not hide his whereabouts at all, and directly returned to the royal dragon detective yamen with a large number of teams of royal dragon detectives.

Feng Xiao asked Jiang Xia, "Master, what should you do with that person who is arrested?"

Jiang Xia thought for a while and said, "Doesn't he like to pretend to be a eunuch? first incite him and make him a real eunuch, and then lock him up in the room we prepared in advance." ”

"Yes. The wind whistled and stepped back.

Jiang Xia looked at the moonlight outside the window and whispered to himself: "Ghost Doctor, I helped you incite your rival, you owe me a great favor." But forget it, you don't have to think about how to thank me, just give me a few dozen catties of strange and lewd pleasures, I am such a helpful person when I sleep. ”

After speaking, Jiang Xia looked at the ground outside the window, and saw that the road that Fang Huitian had just walked on was full of green phosphorescence.

Jiang Xia smiled coldly and shook his head: "The carving insect skill also dares to show off in front of me, but I have no intention of sleeping tonight, I will see how many people will appear in this scene in the end." ”

ps: Thank you for the royal family's relative, the god of war Dior.