"Lao Xu, how does it feel to be a beautiful instructor?"

"How? Is Instructor Zhao in good shape? Doesn't it feel great?! ”

"I rely on permission, I see you on weekdays, but I didn't expect to be able to do such a thing, tsk, rolling on the playground in broad daylight with other female instructors, oh!"

After two farces of daytime military training, the license has become the focus of many freshmen of the 12th class.

When eating in the cafeteria at night, the first class of software technology, even the second and third classes of technology next to it, and even a large group of people eating melons in the communication engineering class next door sat around the license like a group of fart worms, asking this and that, and they couldn't shake it off.

"The female superior of the hammer, that is called the upper mount!"

"We're not rolling on the turf either, she, she's trying to take my back and give me a rear-naked choke, I'm doing defensive moves to keep her from getting my back space......... These are all technical moves in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and you don't understand them! ”

Although Xu Xu tried his best to explain the philosophical exchange between himself and Instructor Zhao Jiayu on the playground today in serious fighting terms, it was obvious that the group of students around him were not serious at all.

In fact, there is no way, for people who don't know martial arts, especially ground grappling, at least visually, it is two people lying on the ground hugging each other and making all kinds of strange movements, not to mention that this is still a man and a woman.

In the end, Xu Xu was also tired of explaining, so he had to let them talk nonsense.

From time to time, a few girls wearing military training camouflage uniforms with plates and passing by Xu Xu would cover their mouths and whisper there.

Xu Xu had to sigh helplessly.

He didn't expect things to turn out like this.

Originally, it was just because the military training was too boring, and I wanted to find a beautiful instructor to be familiar, and by the way, let her sing a song and it was over, but I didn't expect this girl to have such a bad personality when she was in her twenties, and she seemed to have malicious intentions towards handsome guys, is it wrong for us to be handsome?!

But to be honest, Xu Xu really doesn't know much about this Zhao Jiayu.

Xu couldn't help but recall a few clips of his acquaintance with Zhao Jiayu in his previous life.

Zhao Jiayu received media attention and reports in almost 17 or 18 years, and he had just graduated at that time, he still remembered that during that time, platforms such as Toutiao and QQ News would push reports about Zhao Jiayu from time to time, but most of the reports were limited to her young beauty, and occasionally there would be various rumors and scandals, such as the rumors that she was pursued by various rich second-generation bosses, or that she might change careers and debut as an artist.

At that time, Xu had just graduated, achieved nothing, was penniless, only felt that this woman was very beautiful, and never thought that he would have anything to do with her, but it didn't take long for media reports that she resigned from her job in the judicial system, and some people said that she was actually detained because she offended some powerful person, and some people said that she was going to be demoted from Zhejiang to the frontier Yunyun, in short, since then, Zhao Jiayu has basically disappeared.

They really met many years later, in a homestay in Pu'er, Yunnan.

At that time, the business of licensing had already achieved a small success, and he went to Pu'er to investigate and prepare to invest in a coffee bean estate.

Time is like smoke, and looking at the corn rib soup in the bowl in front of him, his thoughts can't help but drift to a certain point in his previous life.

"Mr. Xu, you've been living here for almost a month, don't your girls miss you?"

September is the off-season for tourism, there are not many homestays in Pu'er, and there are no headlights in the living room at the front desk, only a few small table lamps are lit.

Although the lights are dim, Xu will still sit on the sofa in the living room at this time of every night, holding a copy of "Dream of Red Mansions" in his hand.

The woman's long hair had not yet been dried, with a hint of moisture, and she was wearing a printed chiffon dress just out of the bath, her body was full of fragrance, her snow-white little feet stepped on a pair of slippers, and she held a bowl of corn rib soup in her hand, which was placed in front of the permit.

"Boss Zhao, don't make fun of me."

Xu Xu picked up the spoon and took a sip of the soup made by the beautiful boss herself.

"I'm an old man in my thirties, how can there be any girl waiting for me to come home?"

"Oh, man."

The corners of the woman's mouth lifted slightly, lifted the hem of her skirt, sat down next to Xu Xu, and looked down at "Dream of Red Mansions" in Xu Xue's hand.

"So you want to tell me that this shabby copy of "Dream of Red Mansions" on my bookshelf is more attractive to you than the beautiful girl outside?"

"Do you think I will believe this kind of coaxing little girl?"

"Of course not."

"It's just that at this time of the night, under such lights, your side face is especially beautiful, and you can't see enough."

"Ho~ My Mr. Xu......"

The woman chuckled.

"If I had been a student, no, even five years ago, I would have been easily deceived by you."

The woman smiled gently, and her fair and slender little hands picked up the teacup and took a sip gently.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Xu."

After a brief silence, the woman spoke softly.

"I admit that I have been attracted to you, but I am not the kind of little girl who loves brains, even in the face of you, I will only think of the various ugly faces of your men."

“.........”

"In the next life, if we can meet again..........."

The woman put down the teacup in her hand, gently leaned on the shoulder, and chuckled softly:

"Remember to be kind to me."

"If you were still so good at deceiving people back then, I would definitely marry you."

。。。。。。。

"Old Xu? Lao Xu? ”

Next to him, roommate He Jing's voice mixed with the noise in the cafeteria, bringing the permission back to reality.

"Huh, huh?"

"Tsk, what's the fuss?"

He Jing muttered and stuffed a large piece of chicken thigh meat into his mouth, as if his already round fat face was about to explode.

"Everyone asked you, why did you insist that the instructor won? Aren't you all riding people? ”

"It was the instructor who won."

Permission laughed:

"She almost broke my hand."

"Huh? Really?! ”

The students next to him expressed disbelief.

"That female instructor looks quite thin, where does she have so much strength?"

"Oh, once the armbar is formed, it doesn't take too much effort."

Xu Xu tried to explain the principle of the crucifix, but found that it was purely playing the harp to the cow.

"Tsk, I want to learn BJJ too."

He Jing had a lewd smile on his round face.

"It's not a loss to be able to roll on the ground with such a beautiful girl and break your arm! I said it's okay for you kid to have a good eye, few people have noticed that there are such beautiful instructors in the music department, why do you just look over there? ”

"But speaking of which, you're so bold! The instructors in the army dared to flirt. ”

Permission smiled and didn't say anything.

In fact, in these years, where are there still active soldiers in the army to lead university military training? It's just that these freshmen don't understand anything, and when they see someone in military uniform, they think it's from the army.

First, today's college students are delicate, and they are prone to accidents if the training intensity is a little higher, and no one wants to take this responsibility.

Second, the training tasks of active duty soldiers are very heavy, how can they have spare time to play home for these college freshmen?

In this year's year, those who led military training were either veterans' own companies specializing in military training, or they were simply juniors and seniors in police academies and military academies.

For example, the instructors who took them for military training this year are the seniors of the third and fourth grades of the Zhejiang Police Academy, to put it bluntly, they are college students like permission, but these freshmen don't know.

After eating, on the way back to the dormitory, Xu Xu and the others met Deng Xuefeng, Deng Xuefeng saw Xu Xuefeng, tilted his head, pretended not to see it, and took a detour.

"Cut, do you still want to be a squad leader for this thing?"

He Jing did not hide his disdain for Deng Xuefeng, saying:

"Anyway, when the time comes to elect the class committee, I won't choose him."

"I don't either."

"That is, the squad leader is the face of a class, and with his virtue, being the squad leader is simply a loss for our class!"

The students walking together next to him also echoed.

"Lao Xu, why don't we choose you then?"

Xu Xu just smiled, and said that when the time comes, the class committee can add conduct points, and if you want to be a fair competition for the class committee.

Since classes haven't started yet, everyone has nothing to do when they go back to the dormitory, nothing more than a few dormitories visiting the door, playing games, smoking bare-chested lying in the corridor to smoke, by the way, look at the coolly dressed girls downstairs in the dormitory, discuss which leg is longer, which is better-looking, and give a score or something from time to time.

"Alas, you said that our soft institute is really wonderful, obviously in a normal university with a majority of female students, but it is a monk major."

He Jing took the remote control of the air conditioner, turned down the temperature, wiped the sweat on his forehead, and complained about the ghost weather in Hangzhou.

He Jingjia is a native of Beijing, tall, a little fat and a little dark, but he has a cheerful personality and talks a lot, as long as he is there, there is no shortage of topics in the dormitory, and people in several dormitories next to him often like to come to him to chat and brag, and he is very happy when he talks about this Beijing film.

"That's easy to do, we can organize a friendship, after all, this is a normal university, although there are fewer girls in our college, but there is no shortage of girls in other colleges."

The one who spoke was another roommate, Cao Mingzhi, a native of AH, wearing a pair of thick black-framed glasses, with a student's head, looking honest, he was the future student in the dormitory, and he was also the thigh of the first class of technology during the exam.

"Friendship depends on the squad leader, so why did I just say, or let's sum it up, and then elect Lao Xu as the squad leader."

Ho King Road:

"Lao Xu, you show more during the military training, you look at how many little girls look at you differently when you sing today, you show more performance, when the time comes, the single problem in our class will be solved by you!"

After saying this, He Jing didn't forget to dismiss Deng Xuefeng.

"If that rubbing thing becomes the squad leader, I'll! Which little girl would like to socialize with us?! ”

When chatting in the dormitory, Zhao Yinchen basically doesn't participate, and this goods also brings a pair of glasses, but it is estimated that his myopia is likely to be seen from reading novels since he was a child, this product is a book lover, and he usually holds his mobile phone to read novels whenever he has free time, and he has a wide range of subjects, Xianxia fantasy, urban suspense harem, watch everything, if no one takes the initiative to talk to him, he basically won't take the initiative to talk to others.

"Blanching !!"

Zhao Yinchen, who was lying on the bed, suddenly shouted, and at the same time suddenly reached out and hammered the bed board under him, startling He Jing and them.

"What's wrong?"

He Jing looked up at Zhao Yinchen's bed curiously.

"This author is a real Nima idiot!"

Zhao Yinchen stared at his mobile phone in an atmosphere and scolded:

"How could the Sanqing Xuanwu Sword of the Transformation Divine Realm not be able to do the Wuji True Skill, Du Nima has transformed into the Divine Realm, and he still has to deliberately pretend to be waste wood here, playing with pretending to be forced to slap his face, really stupid!"

He Jingxu and Cao Mingzhi glanced at each other in confusion, unable to understand what Zhao Yinchen was talking about.

Xu Xu smiled helplessly, no way, Zhao Yinchen is such a person, and he will have a seizure from time to time.

Zhao Yinchen had just finished his seizure, glanced at the air conditioner working the wall, frowned, turned over and got out of bed, walked to He Jing's side, picked up the remote control of the air conditioner, and turned off the air conditioner.

He Jing looked stunned and hurriedly asked:

"No, Lao Zhao, what are you doing? Do you want to heat our brother to death? ”

Zhao Yinchen was a little displeased and said:

"Now that the sun is going down, it's much cooler than during the day, so why do you need to turn on the air conditioner?"

"No, big brother, wipe the sweat from your forehead before you say this, okay?!"

He Jing raised his voice, and Zhao Yinchen was unwilling to back down, saying:

"You like to turn on the air conditioner at will, so don't count me when we pay the electricity bill!"

"It's not......... Lao Zhao, you're boring! ”

"Oh, okay, okay."

Permission interrupted the argument between the two.

"The air-conditioning bill doesn't cost a few dollars a month, and I will pay for the electricity bill in the future."

It's not that you're kind-hearted, it's just that you can be comfortable in the dormitory and use the air conditioner as you like, and it's not bad for money anyway.

When He Jing heard this, he immediately shook his head.

"Go and go, what nonsense, we are in a dormitory, how can there be a reason for Lao Xu to let you come out alone?"

"If we can get together in one dormitory, that's fate, so let's talk about it."

Ho King Road:

"Lao Cao, how much is your monthly living expenses?"

"Huh? Me? ”

Cao Mingzhi was stunned for a moment, a little embarrassed, and said:

"I .......... Well, one thousand three a month. ”

Xu Xu looked at Cao Mingzhi, he knew that Cao Mingzhi's family conditions were average, and his living expenses were only 1,000 per month, but he had just started school, and no one wanted to lose face too much in front of his roommates, right?

"Okay, then that's it, in the future, in our dormitory, the air conditioner will be turned on casually, and I will share the electricity bill with Lao Xu, you don't have to worry about it, okay?"

"Okay! I'm okay with that. ”

Zhao Yinchen was not polite at all, and Cao Mingzhi next to him was a little hesitant.

"Well, isn't that right?"

"Oh, nothing?"

He Jing said with a big grin:

"I don't lack this little money at home."

As he spoke, He Jing took out a large package of large front doors from his drawer and handed one to the permit.

"Thanks, I don't smoke."

Permission smiled and declined.

"Well, good habits."

He Jing lit one for himself, took a sip, and asked:

"Lao Xu, what are you doing at home?"

"Hey, what can I do in the backwoods?"

Permission laughed:

"My mom works at work, and my dad does a little business, that's all."

"Hey, don't be presumptuous!"

He Jing puffed out the smoke ring and said:

"Look at you so bold, your family must be doing big business."

"By the way, brothers, will you go online?"

"Huh? Isn't that a computer? ”

Cao Mingzhi was a little puzzled.

"Tsk, playing games is still smoking and eating instant noodles in an Internet café, and I feel bad in the dormitory!"

"Lao Cao, Lao Xu, will we go together?"

He Jing didn't ask Zhao Yinchen at all.

Xu said that there was nothing to do anyway, he didn't care, Cao Mingzhi was a little reluctant, saying that he didn't like the smell of smoke and the noisy environment in the Internet café very much.

In fact, he was reminding He Jing not to smoke in the dormitory in disguise, but He Jing obviously didn't take it seriously, called a few classmates from the dormitory next to him, and went to an Internet café outside the school with permission.

He Jing is a very active person, not long after the freshmen first entered the school, they found out what places to eat, drink and have fun around Xiasha University Town, including what foot-washing city, bathing center massage parlor or something, they all know it well.

On the way to the Internet, Xu received a call from his mother, Jiang Min.

"Heh, since you followed your father, your current personality is as cold as your father."

In the microphone of the mobile phone, the voice of my mother came after a long time.

"Or are you about to forget that you still have my mother?"

"Oh Mom, look at what you said, I haven't just started school, so I haven't had time to call you to report the situation."

"Yo, what are you busy with when school first starts? It's like a big boss who has a lot of opportunities. ”

"Did you receive what I sent you? Five boxes of flower cakes, two cakes of tea, and a bag of mushrooms and a bag of matsutake mushrooms, remember to order them. ”

"Well, I've got it all."

"Permission, you are out there now, behave in the world, remember to be smarter, be smooth, college is a small society, interpersonal relationships are very important, you have to have emotional intelligence when you speak and do things, don't learn from your father his bad temper."

"What is sent to you, but they are all specialties of Yunnan, nothing to send to the counselor, teacher or leader of the college, etc., get along with classmates and be generous, go out to eat and pay for a treat, don't be stingy, your family is not short of this little money."

If it was in a previous life, it would definitely be very resistant to hearing my mother's words, saying that I am not the kind of sleek villain, who sits upright and sits upright, why should I want those things to please or even bribe others for no reason?

However, after experiencing the social experience of the previous life and suffering all kinds of hardships, I may look back and realize how high the gold content of my mother's admonition many years ago is.

"Don't worry, Mom, I will never waste these things, but speaking of which, there are so many people in our division, how can you have enough of this thing?"

"Next time, remember to send more, we have so many specialties in Yunnan, all kinds of more ~ By the way, send more cigarettes, Yunyan is very popular here."

Jiang Min was directly stunned when he heard this.

What are these words......... It's what his stunned son can tell???

"You kid........... You can't learn to smoke, right?! ”

"I warn you! Smoke is a thing that should never be touched!! ”

"Oh, I don't smoke, but in our school, from the school leaders to the guards, the daily cigarette consumption is not ordinary!"