Human Soul Chapter 302 What is pretending to be pure
"Lord, what's wrong? Do you know the princess? Have you ever spied on that haughty princess taking a bath? The little white pig was very curious when he saw Ah Lang's extremely shocked eyes, and then thought about Ah Lang's character, the little white pig had a guess in his heart.
"Silly pig, talk nonsense and tear your pig's mouth!!" Ah Lang's cheeks were crimson, and he retorted in a low voice.
"Haha, Lord, don't hide it, tell me, what about the proud princess?" Hearing Ah Lang's voice full of emptiness, the corners of the little white pig's mouth raised.
"Stupid pig, believe it or not, Ben Daxian cut your pig's mouth and roasted it!!" Ah Lang looked at the little white pig with a little anxious eyes, and Zhi looked at the little white pig inexplicably.
"Lord Hades, do you really recognize that proud princess?" Seeing Ah Lang's very abnormal expression, the dragon head little centipede had a slight determination in his heart.
"Do you two evil beasts have to find death?" Ah Lang frowned, and saw his two demon guards teasing their expressions.
"Lord, it's not your subordinates who are teasing you! If our conjecture is true, the Lord will not tell the truth for fear that his life will be in danger! The little centipede flower fell directly in front of Ah Lang, and then looked at Ah Lang with a serious face, "Lord, if you don't tell the truth, your subordinates are really powerless!" ”
Seeing the very serious expression of the little centipede in the dragon head, Ah Lang felt inexplicably weak for a while, "If this great immortal has really seen that ugly monster take a bath, how can he crack it?" ”
"I'm a good girl, Lord, it's really you !!" Hearing Ah Lang's response, the little white pig confirmed the conjecture in his heart.
"Hmph, to tell you the truth, Ben Daxian did watch the princess take a bath! What's wrong? It wasn't Ben Daxian who went to see it on purpose, it was she who had to take a bath, and Ben Daxian accidentally swam under her. Ben Daxian didn't see it clearly at the time, and accidentally bounced her twice! Ah Lang raised his head as he spoke, looking like he was not at fault.
"What? Bounced twice? Lord, what did you play???!!! The more he listened to Ah Lang's response, the more excited the little white pig became.
"What did you play? Ben Daisen can't remember, it seems that he bounced two soft and bouncy balls, and then he was almost killed!! Ah Lang responded to the scene with great fear.
"Two balls bounced??? Oh, my God! Lord, you're not a good thing, don't you really know what you hit at the time? The little white pig touched his chest as he responded.
"No... Ben Daxian really didn't know why at that time, he only saw a huddled body, and Ben Daxian was curious for a while before he flicked it. No, stupid pig, Ben Daxian is absolutely sure that it was here at that time! Ah Lang touched his buttocks as he spoke.
"It's over, Lord, it's none other than you, whether it's here or here, you have definitely touched the biggest taboo of that princess!" Xiao Bai scratched his chest with his right paw, patted his right buttocks with his left hand, and demonstrated it to Ah Lang very vividly.
"You obscene stupid pig! Let's think about what to do, don't look lewd all day long! Seeing the demonstration of the little white pig's very shrunken, the little centipede of the dragon head sneered.
"Humph! Atrophy? Lewdness? Stink crawler, can you be normal? Everyone has a love for beauty, not to mention the Lord, even if you, a stinky crawler, encounter a naked female reptile, won't you react at all? The little white pig squinted at the little centipede with a questioning look.
"You..."
"You what you! What is pretending to be pure, you and I are both male, who doesn't know who..."