Chapter 3 One Thousand Taels of Silver
"That's the end of today's storytelling session, if you want to know what the Monkey King will do next, please come back tomorrow"
Bai Yun sat down, looking at the two people in front of him with a calm face, and his heart was full of joy.
Looking at the curious and eager appearance of the two, it seems that they can make a lot of money again.
In this era, not only is entertainment extremely boring, but even there are very few literary things, all of which are stories that have to be told between some down-and-out scholars and rich rebellious ladies.
It's really very boring, that is, there are ghost stories like Liaozhai, which are almost the same, and you will feel even more boring after watching it for a long time.
And the "Journey to the West" he said is an extremely large and magnificent fairy story, known as the four masterpieces.
It can be called a classic among classics.
For people in this era, it is simply a dimensionality reduction blow, which can instantly capture their curious hearts and make them want to stop.
Curiosity hooked, can there be less silver?
"Profiteer, tell me quickly, what happened to that Sun Dasheng, did you beat the Jade Emperor down and become the emperor yourself?"
Ye Ruoshui was impatient, and under the trembling eyelashes, the eyes like stars contained a strong desire.
Even the prince beside him was a little shocked and curious at the moment.
Obviously, this story hit him a lot.
"Since you are gracious, I have to make an exception once, but I have to add money," Bai Yun said.
"It's just silver, it doesn't matter, hurry up and say" Ye Ruoshui didn't blink his eyes, just a little silver, not enough to worry about.
"Smack"
Hearing this, Bai Yun was instantly full of energy, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, his eyes shone with bright light, he slapped Xiangmu and said:
As the Jade Emperor shouted, go and invite the Buddha............
This Monkey King relied on his own somersault to turn over 108,000 miles, so he thought that the five towering pillars in front of him were the pillars supporting heaven and earth, and they were the boundary between heaven and earth......
In this way, with the pressure of the Buddha's big hand, Sun Wukong was pressed under the big hand, and then the golden light appeared, and this big hand became an unattainable, heavy five-finger mountain, which was as heavy as heaven and earth, and pressed it for five hundred years as a punishment"
Bai Yun moistened his throat, said so many words, his mouth was a little dry, and then he looked at the two people below, his face was gloomy, his eyes were sad, and he seemed to have received some blow.
Obviously, this is for Monkey King, the great sage, who feels sorry and unwilling, which is also normal.
Young people have a lively heart, pursue freedom and excitement, and have a Monkey King in their hearts; When I grew up, I saw through the essence of society, experienced all kinds of characters, smoothed out the edges and corners, and slowly became a fighting Buddha.
"How so?"
"The Great Sage is so powerful, how could he be pressed under the Five Finger Mountain for five hundred years with a golden hoop stick?"
Ye Ruoshui frowned, grunted, her eyelashes trembled violently, and her eyes flickered, which was completely different from what she thought.
Unruly, lawless, and powerful Monkey King should be invincible and invincible, and kick the Jade Emperor down, and he is the emperor of the day.
As it says, thirty years to the east of the river, thirty years to the west of the river, the emperor took turns to go, and this year came to my house.
How could it be......
"Outside the mountain, the green mountain building is outside the building, a mountain is higher than a mountain"
Ye Wuxian breathed a sigh of relief, and said lightly, although the Monkey King is powerful, but if he wants to defeat the Jade Emperor by himself, it is difficult to ascend to the sky if he is the emperor of heaven.
As the crown prince, he has seen a lot of unruly and powerful people, arrogant and arrogant, always feeling that he is the man of the hour, and everything in the world has to take a detour, but in the end, it is very miserable.
In comparison, the suppression of five hundred years is already a very light punishment for the immortal Monkey King.
At least his life was saved.
Seeing that the atmosphere at the scene was a little gloomy, Bai Yun slapped Xiangmu again and said loudly: "This story ends here, and then perform a magic trick for the two of you - invulnerability."
With that, he left the stage.
Two people came out from one side and removed the table and stools from the table.
Coming to the inner room, Bai Yun asked, "Everything is ready, okay?" This is a proper big fat sheep, do a good job of this vote, we can all live a fat year"
"Don't worry, Brother Da Fei, it's all right," Rifle smiled.
"That's good, little girl, wait and follow me up, just like before" Bai Yun said to a teenage girl, who was the girl who had just sung the song.
"Okay, Brother Yun, Yaya will definitely not cause you trouble" Xiaoya nodded and cheered herself up.
After half a burnt incense, a long table appeared on the table, and a long iron box.
After a while, Bai Yun walked up with Yaya.
Bai Yun said: "Several, the next show to be performed is the exclusive move below, in the whole world, no one else will, out of this door, but you can't see it; You'll have to watch it later."
After speaking, he gave Yaya a look.
The girl understood, stepped on the stool, got into the iron box, and then lay up, pushing the lid from the inside to the top.
Bai Yun took a sharp blade and said, "Several, this is an extremely sharp blade, blowing hair and breaking hair, it only takes a light stroke to cut a person into two pieces."
As he spoke, he slashed the corner of the table with a blade, and the corner fell off instantly.
Then with a serious face, he inserted the blade into the gap in the iron box, looked sideways at a few people, and said seriously: "Look at it, don't blink."
After saying that, he pressed it down hard.
Sting.
The sound of iron pieces and iron boxes colliding with each other sounded in the hall, and the muffled sound was like a bone being chopped up and a man letting out a terrible howl.
"Ahh
Ye Ruoshui screamed instantly, covering his eyes, like a frightened little white rabbit, panicked, his little heart pounding, just like meeting a ghost.
Although the prince did not lose his temper so much, his body was also shocked, his pupils contracted violently, his heels moved back, and he leaned on the back of the chair, as if he was looking for a sense of security for himself.
With such a sharp blade inserted into it, wouldn't the little girl in it be dead, and she would be cut in two, and there was absolutely no possibility of survival.
"Don't blink, it's time to witness the miracle"
Bai Yun pretended to be mysterious, and then slowly pulled out the blade.
What is strange is that there is not a drop of blood on it, and under the sunlight, it glows with a cold glow.
"Why is there no blood?"
"That little girl should have been cut off."
The prince was shocked and dumbfounded.
Ye Ruoshui also released his fingers and looked at it secretly.
The guards on the side narrowed their eyes slightly, a little surprised, although he did not wander the rivers and lakes, but he was well-informed and had some understanding of the side doors.
I don't know how to do it, but there should be a mechanism inside the iron box.
It's just that he doesn't know what the mechanism is.
But this time, it still shocked him.
"Come out, Yaya"
Bai Yun opened the iron box and led the maid out.
Then he said to a few people: "This is the show that is being performed, I don't know if I can satisfy the two of you."
The prince's brain roared, just like being struck by lightning, his brain was buzzing, and after a pause, he applauded and praised: "Your Excellency's acrobatics are really powerful, breathtaking."
"Feast your eyes today, and go out in vain"
"It's just a little trick, a few people love it too much, Yun Youyou's one-stop service has ended, a total of one thousand taels of silver" Yun Tian showed a standard professional smile.
"One thousand taels...... One thousand taels"
At first, the prince didn't think so, but two seconds later, he reacted instantly, and was shocked: "Why is it so expensive, it's only a few dozen taels of silver to find an acrobatic troupe outside."
"Profiteer, you are playing tricks to cheat our money again, it is really shameless" Ye Ruoshui pursed her red lips, and also recovered from the shock, and scolded angrily.
This profiteer is so hateful, one didn't pay attention and was fooled again.
"A few people are wrong, going out to do business, relying on the word integrity.
The dishes you eat are peerless treasures that you can't see or eat outside;
Take this jade tofu as an example, this is a hundred years of medicinal herbs, and an extremely valuable fish fished from the East China Sea, the two are fused together, and boiled for seven hundred and forty-nine hours.
And this wine, you also drank it, you don't need me to introduce what the taste is, it's definitely better than all the wine outside."
"That'...... It doesn't cost a thousand taels of silver," the prince asked.
"Jade tofu, two hundred silver, rainbow after the rain, one hundred and thirty-eight taels of silver, shaved ice, two hundred and seventy taels of silver, a pot of fine wine, one hundred taels of silver, and I will tell you stories and performances, a total of two hundred and ninety taels of silver."
Bai Yun told all the projects that the other party spent here on Yun Youyou, saying that he had absolutely no nonsense, and everything was based on evidence.
"This is only nine hundred and ninety-eight taels of silver," Ye Wuxian frowned.
"I didn't expect you to be so good at math" Yun Tian raised his eyebrows, calculating the total in such a short time, this is not simple, and his mathematical skills are very strong.
You must know that in this era, there is no ninety-nine multiplication table, and all the larger numbers are used with an abacus; And people who are good at oral arithmetic are very rare.
Of course, this also has something to do with this era.
After all, from ancient times to the present day, reading has been a luxury.
"Mathematics"?
Ye Wuxian was stunned for a moment, what is this?
"It's arithmetic"
"Hmph, my eldest brother is the most powerful in the prison students," Ye Ruoshui said proudly.
Prisoners?
What the heck?
Then the fox looked at the two suspiciously: "Do you want to eat the overlord meal?"
"You don't look down on people, it's just a thousand taels of silver, what's the big deal"
Ye Ruoshui suddenly exploded, she was a princess, how could she be a liar?
It's too contemptuous of people.
Then he said to the guard, "Give him the silver."
In the end, he angrily said to Bai Yun: "Profiteers, liars, big liars."
Good guy, in just half an hour, I have another title.
But compared to a thousand taels of silver, it doesn't matter.
Bai Yun decisively stretched out his palm and motioned for the other party to give money.
"This ......"
The guard's eyes flickered, hesitating, as if there was something unspeakable.