322. Mom, it's so brain-dead!

"Nope!" Xiang Carl lied categorically, "However, if you have this skin cream, can't you find a way to get the development team to analyze its formula with a machine, and then carry out reverse development?" ”

Previously.

Xiang Karl decided to sacrifice the formula in exchange for his future wealth.

Deeply bind his career to white jade beauty.

This time and that time.

Now he knows, this recipe is so easy to make, and it can be matched for a weak intelligence!

Is it necessary to give him Bai Yongfu?

"Hmm...... Truly! ”

Bai Yongfu also asked casually, at the moment, the skin cream is in hand, and he will accept it when he sees it.

Being able to get a bottle of Yaochi skin cream is already a great creation!

At this time, if he was really given a secret recipe, he would not believe it.

"I'll go back and research now! Thank you for your hard work here! ”

Xiang Carl walked into the room.

His face was ugly at the moment, and his mood was complicated.

Just now, Bai Yongfu had already taken away all the skin cream.

Damn, Lao Tzu was born and died to get the skin cream, you will give a verbal reward?!

It's too much.

He had scolded the other party's ancestors in his heart.

Look at yourself.

Luckily, the recipe is still in hand.

Thinking of this, he simply didn't do anything.

Tear that recipe to shreds.

Then I ate it all into my stomach.

In this way, no one knows the secret recipe!

Even if Bai Yongfu goes and comes back to search his body, don't think about taking the formula away!

"Hey, hey, hey, ......!"

Xiang Karl was secretly refreshed, and laughed out loud at this moment.

Zuo Dongmei was dumbfounded when she saw this scene.

There must be something wrong with this man!

Can I eat my own formula?

Or did he think that eating the formula was equivalent to rubbing the rejuvenating Yaochi skin cream? ?

Damn, it's so brain-dead!

She couldn't help but ask, "Big brother, are you just eating like this?"

Do you want to ...... Drink saliva......"

Hearing this, Xiang Karl looked at Zuo Dongmei.

Hey, I almost forgot about her!

Zuo Dongmei, a stinky girl, has no door on her mouth.

Since she can write the formula to herself casually, if she meets someone more ruthless than herself, will she write the formula to others again?

Once there is a third person who knows about this recipe, will he still make a fart fortune?

Xiang Kar immediately said coldly: "Aunt Zuo." I wish I had the only one for this recipe. I don't want your hands to be able to write a second copy! ”

"Huh? What do you mean?? Zuo Dongmei trembled with fright, "Help!" Help me! ”

It's a pity that this place is too remote, and no one will pay attention to him if she cuts her throat.

Xiang Carlton understood her intentions and said, "Yes, if the tongue is still there, you can still say it." Then just cut off your tongue too! In this way, you can't write it, you can't tell it, and you won't leak the secret recipe to others! ”

Zuo Dongmei had a direct nervous breakdown!

The heart of death is gone!

She scolded in her heart: My ancestor, you are a fucking brain-dead and pervert!

I gave you the formula, and you're going to chop off my hands and cut off my tongue?

Is this something that people can do?!

Zuo Dongmei showed the most bitter wry smile in her ordinary life.

This kind of bullshit formula I wrote, except for this well-fed fool in front of me, the dog won't care!

Even if I spend money to print leaflets and distribute them when I see people on the road, no one will look at them.

Unless you hand out a flyer with a pack of toilet paper or a lighter, no one else will pick up your own formula!

Before her tears dried up, she broke down and cried again: "Big brother, I gave you everything you wanted, why did you abolish me?"

Big brother, I really won't go around and say, I Zuo Dongmei swear to you! This recipe for my skin cream is the only one in the world!

If I tell the formula to a second person in my life, I will be bathed with sulfuric acid when I go out, and I will die and I will never be reborn! ”

Xiang Karl shook his head, his eyes becoming more determined.

He said slowly: "There is a second way to make a person unable to tell a secret.

Then it can only be extinguished!

Why don't we go to the back mountain and dig a pit for you to bury, you choose! ”

Zuo Dongmei's eyes darkened.

I believe that this brain-dead can really be driven out.

She pleaded earnestly, "Big brother, is there really no third way?" There must be a third option, right? ”

Xiang Karl said: "Okay, I'll give you a third option." That is, I will sell you to the countryside in the north. Let you be the wife of the old bachelor, and let the people tie you in the cellar! When the time comes, torture you into a nervous disorder, and you won't be able to escape, so you won't talk nonsense. ”

Zuo Dongmei is really fed up with the insult of this perverted brain-dead!

Excuses, all excuses!

Is there anyone who really cares about the recipe of a skin cream that they have written casually?

Ghost believes!

At his own age, even his granddaughter is more than five years old!

He was taken captive to this barren mountain and wilderness.

You brain-dead, trying to find every possible way, don't you just want to insult me as an old woman with no lower limit!?

There really isn't a perverted person like you in the world!

Zuo Dongmei was furious, and evil was born to the side of the guts!

She's out of the way!

She crossed her waist with one hand, pointed at Xiang Carl angrily with the other, and scolded directly: "Sell your mother!" Wouldn't it be nice to directly let your mother sell to the northern countryside, let your mother find an old bachelor, and give birth to eight younger brothers and sisters for you? You're a fucking brute! ”

After she opened her mouth to scold, she was suddenly bold!

At this critical juncture, Zuo Dongmei went straight away!

"Dead pervert, my mother is fighting with you!"

She directly picked up the broom by the door and hit Xiang Karl with a head and face!

She's really going crazy!

Regardless of life and death, he yelled: "Your grandmother has a leg! Are you human, dogs have to shake their heads when they see you!

Who the fuck wants this formula but you idiot?

I don't know how to make up excuses!

Come on, you're kind of killing me!

If you don't dare to kill me, my mother will kill you! The old lady fought with you! ”

I didn't expect her to suddenly become so strong as if she was possessed by a ghost.

Xiang Karl was caught off guard by her beating, and gradually couldn't resist it, and almost died in her hands.

In a hurry, he turned around and ran, and heard an "ouch" behind him.

He looked back and was immediately happy!

It turned out that when Zuo Dongmei wanted to chase herself, she was directly tripped by the door frame and fell into a!

Only then did he remember that Zuo Dongmei's legs were still tied with cable ties!

Can't open your legs at all!

He was not afraid in an instant, and raised his fist to fight, "Old lady, even your ancestors dare to fight, I think you don't want to live anymore!" ”

Who knows, although Zuo Dongmei is a woman in her fifties, she has already made a plan to fight the beast in her heart at this moment, and she has already fought for her life!

There is a good saying: those who are good at kung fu are afraid of those who are sick, and those who are sick are also afraid of playing with their lives.

Xiang Carl was sick at best.

But Zuo Dongmei is really playing with her life!

As soon as Carl arrived, she instantly exploded again!

It's like the protagonist in a fighting game is angry, and there seems to be a red light on his body.

The attack defense speed has doubled in this instant!

A harrier rolls over!

Crush Xiang Carl under him, crush his silver teeth, and use his strength to eat!

"Bang Bang ——!"

threw out a few big slaps, and Xiang Karl's eyes were full of gold stars, and a few teeth flew out.

Still angry, she grabbed his head and shook it with a thud on the hard floor.

A stream of heat gushed out from the back of Xiang Kar's head.

He was instantly unresponsive.

Zuo Dong Meihachi gasped.

After a while, he spit out a sentence, "The old lady died today without complaint, and there is someone to carry when she dies!" ”

The tone is heavy, all from the heart, full of pleasure.

That's when it happened.

In the distance, at the door, there was another dog barking.

Zuo Dongmei said: Not good! Why did the dog bark again all of a sudden, could it be that his accomplice came back!!

She subconsciously wanted to run into the room, but her legs were really inconvenient, so she had to crawl back.

After thinking about it, he quickly pounced on Xiang Kar's body and groped again.

Finally found a nail clipper in his trouser pocket.

She was overjoyed and quickly cut off the seven or eight ties that bound her legs.

She twisted the strap with a nail clipper, and the more she twisted it, the more chilled she felt!

It's so torturous!

She is an ordinary housewife in the urban-rural area.

I was tortured by you perverts and became the heroine of a zombie movie!

I can't care about that much.

It doesn't matter who you come from!

It doesn't matter how many people you come!

Today, the old lady must fight her own way for herself!

She sat on the ground, beside her a broomstick that had been blown away, and the bare solid wood broom pole was missing.

She rubbed her unconscious ankles, ready for anything, and waited for an unknown fate to come.

This scene is simply absurd, tragic and heroic.

That's when it happened.

There was a loud bang ahead!

"Pong ——!"

The door of the warehouse was suddenly slammed open!

Then, under the bright moonlight, several cars turned on the lights of the blind and rushed directly to the yard of the warehouse!

Lao Zhang, who was guarding the door, had not yet reacted and had been controlled.

His two vicious dogs, who did not know what they had eaten at the moment, fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth, and could not even stand up.