Late at night.

In the north of Xingzhou, on the road into the city.

The street lights are brilliant and dazzling.

A five-meter-long fishing rod sticks out of the window of a turtle-speed land patrol.

Fishing rods waving in the wind.

From time to time, a man running naked on the double yellow line in the middle of the road.

Xiang Kar is quite tall, 1.8 meters, and his figure is also very well-proportioned.

The lean flesh of the white flowers, which has been twisted to the point of not having a single hair, is very eye-catching on the road.

The rod was like a coachman driving a donkey, and he struck him with a whip that he could not stop.

The person who holds the whip is naturally Zuo Dongmei.

She wielded her fishing rod and acted recklessly, sometimes striking Xiang Karl to scream.

This scene caused the passing vehicles to slow down one after another.

Many simply rolled down the windows of their cars and held up their mobile phones to take pictures of Xiang Carl.

"Huh! Hairless! Look at the camera! It's better than that! ”

"Huh? We also have big names in performance art in Xingzhou? Running naked here in the second half of the night, it's really exciting! ”

"There's a car behind, and there's a logistics team? This hairless boy can't be a fake streaking, right? ”

"Hey, hairless, which platform do you usually live on?"

……

Hairless!

Scolding people does not expose shortcomings!

Isn't this nickname a bit too much!?

Listening to the rumors of the people who ate melons in the past, Xiang Carl was discouraged.

He simply chose to ignore it.

The most excessive thing is that there are people who stop directly in the middle of the road, run over and walk side by side with him, and ask for a group photo while running.

"Hey, hairless! Let's take a photo first!

Do you still accept people?

Will I run with you next time?

However, I have no experience, and I still can't let go, can I not shave?

Also, if it's my first time, can I come out with a mask? ”

Xiang Karl couldn't avoid it, and flew up and kicked at the man: "You can wear your mother out!" Get out! Get lost! ”

Seeing that he was about to go crazy and beat someone, the man quickly ran away.

And at this juncture.

With a "snap", the fishing rod slapped Xiang Karl's back.

Zuo Dongmei shouted domineeringly: "Did the old lady let you stop?" Keep running for me! I advise you to run Xingzhou yourself before sunrise! Otherwise, there will be more and more onlookers after dawn, and you will be even more faceless! ”

Xiang Karl was like a walking corpse, moving mechanically.

This stinky, it's so not a thing!

When Mama Rong saw her, she worshiped her as her grandfather!

The resurrection of the exterminator is only enough to lift her shoes!

Fortunately, she hasn't killed herself yet!

As long as you keep your life, with her formula, you must have a day to turn over!

When the time comes, you will get rich, and you must repay today's kindness a hundredfold!

He definitely wants to invite a hundred homeless people to play Zuo Dongmei to death, and be ashamed of the snow today!

Come to think of this.

Xiang Carl was full of desire to survive again.

The scabbed wound on the head doesn't hurt anymore, and the shame of running naked is acceptable.

He had already run six kilometers on and off, and his physical strength was almost at the limit.

Feihu looked out the window and asked, "Aunt Zuo, you are on the bridge in front, and you can't see this side in the opposite lane on the bridge, why don't you let that guy come up and sit for a while?" Rest for a few minutes before running. ”

"No, how far has this gone! Let him rest after crossing the bridge! ”

Zuo Dongmei retracted her head and couldn't hide her excitement and said, "Flying Tiger, you have to be reliable!"

There is even a fishing rod in the car, you are so good at this fishing rod! It's so convenient, I have to buy one at home! ”

If only usually.

It is absolutely impossible for Zuo Dongmei to say a word to these Jianghu people.

She looks down on this kind of person.

I was afraid to see it.

Today's special encounter made her feel like she had played a set of scripts, which simply unlocked a new way to open up her life.

The state and pattern of the whole person are very different from before.

Otherwise, it would not be like today, I just wanted to knock my head on the ground with Feihu and others.

Feihu's face was black, "Aunt Zuo, what are you doing at home preparing for this?" Could it be that I beat our brother Liu? ”

Zuo Dongmei smiled: "What am I doing beating him, my son-in-law Liu Gang is now the best son-in-law in the world!" I see that your fishing rod is of good quality, so prepare one for my old man! ”

"Puff ——!"

Just then, there was a heavy sound of water entry outside the car.

Zuo Dongmei hurriedly looked back, and there was no trace of Xiang Carl on the bare bridge.

Exclaimed: "What about people?? Damn, you're not going to be knocked off, are you? ”

A subordinate shouted: "Aunt Zuo, it seems that the hairless boy jumped into the river!" ”

When Zuo Dongmei heard this, she immediately shouted, "Really? No way? Hurry up and stop! ”

As soon as the car stopped, Zuo Dongmera opened the door and ran over.

At this time, the vehicle was passing through a small bridge of more than 100 meters.

Under the bridge, there is a calm river.

"Mom, jumped into the river!?"

Zuo Dongmei was blown by the cold wind, and her heart chuckled!

Suddenly, she woke up like a hangover, "This...... Jump down so high, and the person will disappear directly!

Isn't it going to kill anyone? ”

"This ......" Feihu and several of his subordinates looked at each other.

I didn't expect Liu Gang's mother-in-law to play so big.

Forced people to jump into the river in the end.

In the middle, he wanted to stop him.

couldn't help Zuo Dongmei's high interest, and he couldn't stop it several times.

"Aunt Zuo, you hurry up and get in the car and leave, I'll leave a few brothers here to watch, if you see someone, rescue him!"

He ...... He's not really going to do that, is he? ”

"Aunt Zuo, don't worry, if he wants to jump, he will also jump by himself, and it has nothing to do with you."

"Does it really have nothing to do with me?"

Zuo Dongmei had a bitter face, and she didn't believe it.

Feihu was relieved: "He kidnapped you first and almost killed you, you just let him run naked for a while, at most he will be flattened!" ”

"But what if he ......"

"Aunt Zuo, he jumped by himself. It's not one of us, who forced him to jump with a knife, if something happens, what does it have to do with us? I'll take care of that here. Hurry home, your family is worried about you! ”

……

"Ding Dong!"

The elevator opened to the house, and Zuo Dongmei's eyes lit up.

When she came home, the house was brightly lit.

Husband Lin Hongbing, son, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, son-in-law, all did not sleep, and were waiting for her to come back in the living room.

Zuo Dongmei's hair was unkempt at the moment, her face was covered with dust, her pants were still half-dry, her body was stained with a lot of mud and blood, and her body exuded a rancid and foul smell, looking like a crazy beggar.

"Hehe, my Zuo Dongmei is back again!"

Zuo Dongmei exaggerated the pose of an aunt taking pictures!

She also had a fishing rod in her hand.

Flying Tiger heard that she liked this fishing rod, so he simply let her take it back.

The little brother who accompanied her sent her to the elevator before leaving.

When she entered the door, she excitedly gave the fishing rod to Lin Hongbing: "Lao Lin, this is for you!" This fishing rod is carbon, flexible, rigid, tonal, and elastic are particularly good! And it feels very good, I don't get tired of holding it for a long time, I look good, and I'll bring it back to you! ”

The old father-in-law, Lin Hongbing, couldn't bear to look at it directly, and said, "Hey, Zuo Dongmei, are you going to the supermarket?" Bring me souvenirs? ”

Zuo Dongmei sneered coldly: "I'm too lazy to tell you, the old lady will go to take a bath first!" ”