This morning, Lu Dong, who was washing his face, suddenly glanced at the mirror, and then slowly stood up straight and looked at himself in the mirror blankly......

At this time, Geng Binyang, who was sleepy and rubbing his eyes, happened to see this scene and said, "What? Is it handsome by his own prosperous beauty? ”

Lu Dong still looked at himself in the mirror and didn't make a sound......

Geng Binyang was finished with a soak of urine, Lu Dong still didn't move, looking at the "whooshing" faucet, Geng Binyang stepped forward and turned off the faucet first, and then shook it in front of Lu Dong's eyes with his hand, but Lu Dong knocked his hand off......

"Damn! It's okay, I think you're evil! Geng Binyang pursed his lips and walked out of the bathroom with disdain......

Lu Dong grabbed Geng Binyang who was about to leave from behind, and Geng Binyang trembled all over, if he hadn't just finished going to the toilet, it was estimated that he would have to scare out some liquid to O(∩_∩)O

"You're fucking evil! I want to scare Lao Tzu to death! Geng Binyang exclaimed

Lu Dong didn't pay attention to Geng Binyang, but blocked his upper lip with the index finger of his other hand in front of the mirror, blocked his green beard and said thoughtfully: "Why do you say men grow beards?" I think I'm still handsome without a beard! ”

Hearing Lu Dong say this, Geng Binyang is really a head and two big!

"I'm so meowing that you are evil! I didn't wash my face well in the morning, and I studied my beard! If you don't grow a beard, then don't even grow the Adam's apple or anything, and you can move directly to the women's dormitory and your Xiaoxue sisters! Hurry up and wash up! Today is a big class for Wu Motou, I don't want to be late for his class anymore, it's terrifying! ”

Zhang Hao stretched his waist fiercely, muttered and shouted with his eyes closed: "I said, what are the ghosts of you two in the morning?" ”

At this time, Geng Binyang also came out of the bathroom, and continued Zhang Hao's words:

"Hmph, don't say it's a ghost's scream, the one inside has been evil, you get up quickly, let's wash up together in a while, I don't dare to stay in the bathroom by myself if he gets it!"

"Evil!? Who is evil? What evil is it? ”

Zhang Hao sat up with a frightened expression after three consecutive questions......

Geng Binyang said in the direction of the bathroom:

"Whoa! The one in it is the bearded evil! ”

"Bearded evil? Where is this? What's going on? ”

"That's it! Don't be in those 100,000 whys! Hurry up and wash up, or don't be in a hurry, today is Wu Devil's class! Geng Binyang finished speaking, and made a scared expression......

Zhang Hao patted his head with his hand, made a crying face, and quickly got out of bed and went to the bathroom......

(Ladies and gentlemen, just think about how powerful this Wu Demon is, maybe before this brother encounters the biggest crisis, Wu Demon is their biggest "nightmare"!) Haha O(∩_∩)O)

Two minutes later, Zhang Hao's "scream" came from the bathroom:

"You're a bad guy!! O(∩_∩)O

Hearing Zhang Hao's "scream", Geng Binyang, who was sitting on the lazy sofa, said "hey", and then leaned back and covered his face with his hands and "hummed", not knowing whether to laugh or cry......

Wu Motou was spitting in front of him, but Geng Binyang's upper and lower eyelids have been "fighting", and I don't know why, Wu Motou is talking about so easy to sleep, but he doesn't dare to sleep, in case he falls asleep and is caught, I don't know what kind of embarrassment he will give himself......

With a tilt of his head, the book in his hand also fell, Geng Binyang took a "Haidilao Moon", at the moment when the book was about to fall to the ground, he grabbed the book in his hand, and did not make any loud noise, lowered his head to look at the reactions of his classmates and Wu Motou, and after confirming that it was safe, he let out a sigh of relief and put the book back on the table, and his sleepiness was also reduced......

When Geng Binyang saw Lu Dong, who was sitting on his right, took out a small mirror at some point, and then was still studying his beard in front of the mirror, Geng Binyang's sleepiness suddenly disappeared......

kicked Lu Dong with his foot, and said with an exaggerated expression but in a low voice:

"I said that people all make fox spirits fascinate their hearts, which beard spirit do you meow? Isn't it just a mustache! If you don't like him, just scrape it off, don't be scared here! ”

Lu Dong said thoughtfully: "It does affect my beauty in the prosperous world a little......"

Lu Dong patronized and studied his beard, but he didn't even lower the decibel of his speech......

When Lu Dong's first word came out, Geng Binyang secretly shouted in his heart, "It's broken!" ”

Quickly straightened his body, picked up the book randomly, opened the book and turned the page casually, and buried his head deep in the book......

In the same scene, Geng Binyang actually experienced another ....../(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Sure enough, as soon as "Shengshi Beauty" finished speaking, everyone in the classroom looked at this side......

Lu Dong also found his "situation", and in a panic, the mirror in his hand also fell to the ground and shattered......

Geng Binyang hid behind the book, covered his face with one hand and whispered:

"Are you afraid that people don't know what the movement is? I have to let everyone confirm it! ”

Wu Motou raised his eyes and looked at Lu Dong......

Seeing that Devil Wu's eyes had "strafe" on him, Lu Dong unconsciously stood up by himself......

Wu Motou snorted lightly: "Since I have stood up, I will tell you what things affect your beauty!" ”

Dong Shao, who is usually domineering on the court, is like a squirming big girl at this time, scratching her head, opening her mouth, and holding back for a long time without saying a word......

Seeing that Lu Dong's hair was already sweating from the sideburns, and Wu Motou had not been in trouble, the process of waiting for the disaster was the most torturous, Geng Binyang felt that the air in the classroom had frozen......

"Good! Since you don't say it, then ask the classmate next to you who has fallen the book to get up and tell everyone what is going on with his prosperous beauty! ”

Hearing what Devil Wu said, Geng Binyang realized that his book had actually been taken down......

simply didn't pretend, pushed the book down, and stood up "confidently", although he was standing "confidently", but he still replied "only promised":

"Mr. Wu, that, that, if I say that we are still discussing the plot in the novel, can you still believe it?"

"I believe it, I believe you big-headed ghosts!"

"It's still a teacher, and you can say anything!" Lu Dong muttered quietly

It's good that the voice is small, and it would be great if my adversary heard it.

"I don't listen well in class! I don't know what to do all day long, don't think that I will be fluttering if I have made some achievements in other fields! Nothing is good with me! ”

"Originally, we were football specialists, not accounting specialists......

Lu Dong was still muttering quietly, and Geng Binyang kicked him with his foot, telling him not to make any more extraneous branches......

He pointed at Geng Binyang and Lu Dong.

"You! You! And those who sleep next to me, let me out! This class is your truancy! ”

Wu Motou's mouth was foaming at the mouth, and the two of them didn't want to argue with him about anything, and it might not be as simple as skipping class if there was too much argument......

After packing up his things, he kicked Zhang Hao, who was about to drool while sleeping......

Zhang Hao rubbed his eyes and said, "Is class out so soon?" ”

The whole classroom burst into laughter......

The three of them fled through the back door of the classroom......

"I'm so weird, how can you two make some Western scenery as soon as you take Wu Devil's class! I guess we are already on the blacklist in his heart, I don't want to be targeted by Devil Wu, it's really terrifying......"

Geng Binyang made a helpless gesture ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"What the hell is going on? I slept so well, why did I still lie down? ”

Zhang Hao felt that he was even more wronged......

"Oh, ask the beautiful face of the prosperous world next to you!"

At this time, Lu Dong was constantly touching his beard with his hands, although he was walking with the other two brothers, but he was always out of the situation......

Seeing Lu Dong like this, Zhang Hao seemed a little scared......

The frightened whisper and Geng Binyang said:

"You say, do you need to find a Taoist priest or something to do it? In this state, did you really encounter something unclean......"

Suddenly, Zhang Hao's head received a "critical blow", and Zhang Hao, who was in pain, let out an "oops", covered his head and looked at Lu Dong......

"Be a big-headed ghost! You've just come across something unclean! I just don't think I look good with a beard! ”

"Big brother! If you don't think your beard looks good, you'll shave! Don't scare us with this nerve! ”

Geng Binyang's "angry and corrupt" way!

"Hmm...... I'll think again, to scrape or not to scrape......"

"Big brother! Think about it slowly, we won't be with you here! ”

After speaking, Geng Binyang dragged Zhang Hao and stayed away from this "person of right and wrong......

Geng Binyang and Zhang Hao only returned to the dormitory in the afternoon, pushed the door into the house and threw a paper bag in front of Lu Dong, which scared Lu Dong a lot!

"What? What is it? Lu Dong shouted

"I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, open it and see for myself!" Geng Binyang took a bottle of water from the refrigerator and drank it all.

Lu Dong opened the paper bag and took out several boxes inside......

These boxes are nothing else, they are shavers of different sizes, large and small......

Manual, electric, larger, smaller......

"What does that mean?"

"What do you mean? What do you mean by you? ”

Geng Binyang threw the empty water bottle in his hand at Lu Dong, who sat on the stool and used his hand to empty his body, and kicked the bottle out with a volley, and the bottle hit the wall and bounced into the garbage basket in the corner......

Geng Binyang stood in place and slapped his slap a few times and said: "Whether this is Mengmeng or designed, it really shows off my face!" But your beard quickly shaved me, and it was not in vain for me and Zhang Hao's 'results' of this day! ”

As he spoke, he pointed to the various razors piled up in front of Lu Dong into a "hill......

"My beard is my own choice! I can shave whenever I want! ”

"You can call the shots in everything else, but I have to call the shots of your beard! Hurry up and scrape, or in two days, either we will send you to a mental hospital, or you will send us in! Please! Scratch it! Stop torturing innocent people! ”

Speaking of this, Geng Binyang deliberately cried, and "appealed" to Ludong with his hands folded......

"Hey! Alright! Alright! Since you begged me like this, I reluctantly agreed, and I could just show my beautiful face in the prime of life! ”

As he spoke, he picked up all the boxes in front of him and walked to the bathroom......

Listening to the "buzzing" sound of the electric shaver in the bathroom, Zhang Hao and Geng Binyang, who were sitting on the bed, glanced at each other, fell down with a "bang", and said with a long sigh of relief:

"Ahh The world is finally quiet......"

The next morning, Geng Binyang rubbed his eyes and pushed open the bathroom door, and saw Lu Dong covering his upper lip with his hand again, looking blankly at the mirror......

Geng Binyang suddenly fell asleep and fell into a trance......

"Dreaming? Time reincarnation? Spatial dislocation? ”

Three big question marks appeared in Geng Binyang's mind......

didn't call Lu Dong, closed the bathroom door, ran to Lu Dong's bed to take a look, and gave himself a big mouth, and found that he was not dreaming......

ran back to the bathroom and saw Lu Dongdao, who was still covering his upper lip:

"I said your grandmother is really evil! Didn't you shave your beard? Why are you still pretending to be a ghost! ”

Lu Dong didn't speak, and slowly turned around, with a wooden expression,

(To be honest, seeing Lu Dong's expression, Geng Binyang is ready to run at any time O(∩_∩)O)

Slowly took his hand off his upper lip......

Perhaps it was the first time he shaved, or it was due to the swelling and discomfort of the skin caused by the first time he used an electric shaver for too long, and Lu Dong's upper lip showed a slightly swollen effect......

Maybe everyone generally says that other people's mouths are swollen, and they will use "sausage mouth" to describe it, but Lu Dong's mouth has not been swollen to that point, at best, it is a "ham sausage" mouth......

From being slightly frightened to squatting on the ground and laughing, Geng Binyang's psyche, including his entire nervous system, has a feeling of going from hell to heaven...... O(∩_∩)O

Seeing Geng Binyang like this, Lu Dong was really angry, and kicked Geng Binyang's leg who was squatting, and this kick directly kicked Geng Binyang to the ground, but Geng Binyang's laughter still did not stop......

The angry Lu Dong really had no choice, so he rode directly on Geng Binyang's body and scratched the itchy flesh on his body......

This time, Geng Binyang couldn't stand it anymore and shouted:

"Zhang Hao, come and save me! Ludong is evil! I'm going to kill someone! Aha! Aha! ”

Hearing Geng Binyang's "call for help", Zhang Hao "flew into" the bathroom, regardless of 3721 and pushed Lu Dong, who was riding on Geng Binyang, down......

"What is this for? It's a dead hand to play around! ”

didn't care about Lu Dong, bent down to help Geng Binyang who was lying on the ground, and found that Geng Binyang was still laughing in a low voice......

"Hey! What the hell is going on with you two? ”

Zhang Hao bent down and pushed Geng Binyang and asked......

At this time, Geng Binyang's face was already flushed with laughter, and his stomach began to cramp with laughter......

"Oops! No more! My stomach hurts! Aha! ”

He pointed at Lu Dong

"Leave me alone! Look at him and you'll understand! Ahaha! ”

Because I didn't know what was going on! Zhang Hao came in and put all his eyes and energy on Geng Binyang......

At this time, when he heard Geng Binyang say this, he officially "locked" his eyes on Lu Dong, and when Zhang Hao also saw Lu Dong's slightly swollen "ham intestine mouth", there was another person in the bathroom who covered his stomach with his hands and squatted on the ground and laughed......

Early in the morning, the 717 dormitory was immersed in the atmosphere of Geng Binyang and Zhang Hao's "endless joy" and "high respect" and "grief and mourning" to Lu Dongbeard...... O(∩_∩)O

For the next few days, Geng Binyang hummed two of the same lyrics almost every day......

I remember watching a cartoon when I was a child, and there was a lyric in it: "I am a big thief, I am not afraid of anything......"

Geng Binyang has also been humming the tune of these two sentences for the past few days......

The tune is correct, but the lyrics seem to be a little different......

After class this day, Geng Binyang was humming a little song again, Lu Dong changed positions with Zhang Hao in order to hear what he was humming, and then moved a little closer to Geng Binyang, and finally heard what Geng Binyang was humming......

"I have a ham sausage mouth, I'm not afraid of anything, I'm really energetic when I don't have a beard, I'm happy all day long haha!" (This "Song of Ham and Sausage" improved by Geng Binyang will even become the bed song of the 717 and 716 dormitories for up to half a year in the future...... O(∩_∩)O

shouted "Geng Binyang!!"

Geng Binyang trembled, turned around and saw Lu Dong, who was like a fighting bull, flying away, and staged another good show like "cat chasing mouse" on campus......

Being laughed at by the brothers and even Fu Chen and Teng Tao all day long, and being choreographed by Geng Binyang singing songs, Lu Dong never swallowed this "evil breath......

At night, sitting at the table with his hands on his cheeks, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he looked at Geng Binyang on the bed and said:

"I said Lao Geng! When are you going to shave your beard? ”

"My dad said that men's beards get heavier and heavier, and the faster they shave, I don't want to shave them for the time being, so let's wait until I graduate from college, and I'm afraid of ......"

"What are you afraid of???"

"I'm afraid I'll 'win' a pair of ham sausages for free! Hahaha! ”

"You're not going to be able to meow it!" Lu Dong grabbed the things on the table and was about to "greet" Geng Binyang, but he was just stupid when he saw that it was his mobile phone......

And Geng Binyang also stopped laughing and said to Lu Dong for mercy......

At night, Geng Binyang had a dream, dreaming that he was eating ice cream, but the ice cream couldn't be eaten in his mouth, and it was all up to his upper lip, first on the left, and then on the right......

Licked it with his tongue, it was actually mint-flavored, Geng Binyang said in his dream that it was the first time he had eaten mint-flavored ice cream, which was quite special......

But the more you eat, the more wrong it becomes, how do you feel that someone is still smearing ice cream on your mouth?

When I opened my eyes suddenly, it was already early morning, and the sun had already risen, and the six eyes were facing each other, all of which startled each other!

"What are you two doing? Why in my bed?? What did you two put on my face? ”

Turned over and got out of bed, went to the bathroom to look in the mirror, and found that his face was full of foam, and after washing the foam off, there was a "wail" in the bathroom

"Ahh Oh my beard! ”

At this time, Lu Dong and Zhang Hao had already arrived at the door of the bathroom, one holding a manual razor and the other holding shaving foam, with an evil smile on their faces......

"Two big brothers! Do I shave my beard myself, and besides, what does it mean that you shaved half of me? ”

"As you said, I'm in charge of your beard! How do you come out and mix sooner or later, you have to pay it back!! ”

Lu Dong held the razor in his hand and continued:

"Scrape half of it so you can't go out, and you have to scrape the other side yourself!!"

"I didn't expect that! You still have such means! ”

Xiang Ludong hugged his fist and said: "Little brother is willing to bow down"

After speaking, he walked in front of Lu Dong, took the razor in his hand in his hand, made a ruthless look and gestured a few times in front of Lu Dong, and obediently went to deal with the other half of his beard......"

Sure enough, after a while, Geng Binyang also got a pair of "ham sausages", and Lu Dong was very happy to "dedicate" "The Song of Ham Sausages" to Geng Binyang, and Zhang Hao also echoed on the side......

Geng Binyang, who was covering his ears and pouting to "resist the noise", suddenly looked at Zhang Hao, and showed the same evil smile as Lu Dong and Zhang Hao before, and then looked at Lu Dong again......

Lu Dong immediately understood, walked into the bathroom, and when he came out, he held a new pair of manual razors in his hand, and the shaving foam was thrown directly to Geng Binyang......

Geng Binyang shook the foam in his hand a few times, and said "gloomy":

"Say it! Do you shave it yourself, or do we do it......"

Zhang Hao looked at the situation in front of him and knew that he would definitely not be able to escape

directly said: "Don't bother the two big brothers, I'll come by myself, I'll ...... by myself"

I just saw Lu Dong rushing up directly with a razor and said:

"What a conversation with him! Didn't you say it, I'm in charge of your beard! ”

In the early morning, there was a "wail" again from the 717 dormitory

"My beard !!"

O(∩_∩)O