Chapter 18: The Naked Agent
With the start of the new semester, students have also returned to school one after another, and on the second day of the official start of school, the three floors in front of the school bulletin board and the outer three floors were crowded with people.
Because several major school leaders and several police comrades have been standing here for a long time......
The students were speculating about what was going on......
Student A: "I heard that there was a murder on the 'Baoyan Road' side during the vacation last semester, so many police officers came today, could it be related to our school?" ”
Classmate B: "You are unreliable, I heard that a classmate from our school went to the fight, and he stabbed him directly with a knife in the hospital!" ”
Student A: "Yes! It's so serious! I said, why are so many police officers here to investigate the case? Or do you ask the school teacher for sin? ”
Student C: "I said where did you all listen to the 'evening news'!" You two are not right! But something big did happen! It seems that our schoolmates were stabbed in a fight with gangsters on the 'Baoyan Road', and their lives are still uncertain! ”
Student D: "Alright! Don't guess, you see that the principal is ready to speak, and you will know the truth in a while! ”
Sure enough, as soon as student D finished speaking, the principal took the microphone and cleared his throat and said:
"Hello everyone! Maybe in the last few days, everyone has been talking about an incident that happened near the campus before the holiday last semester, some people rumored it to be a good thing, some people rumored it was a bad thing, and there have been many versions of it just here for me, and today I want to tell you that this incident is not only a good thing, but also a thing of infinite glory for our school! ”
Speaking of this, the principal gave one of the teachers present a look, and the teacher unfolded the "red list" in his hand and posted it on the billboard......
In order to commend Geng Binyang's "heroic deeds", Geng Binyang, the general of the "Red List", bravely fought the gangsters and bravely rescued Shangguan, and in order to commend Geng Binyang's "heroic deeds", it was decided to award a first-class scholarship for one year and enter the "Hall of Fame" of the university!!
At the same time, the comrades of the Public Security Bureau sent two pennants to the school, one with the words "Educating people in a good way" to the school, and the other with the words "Righteousness and Courage" to Geng Binyang, which were placed on the propaganda board together.
The principal was about to cry at this time, once upon a time he was called by the Public Security Bureau to "talk + drink tea" because of the fight on campus, and he never thought that there would be a day when he would be sent to the police by the Public Security Bureau......
After everyone finished reading the content of the "red list", the students had another discussion......
Classmate E: "What kind of shit luck do you say Geng Binyang stepped on!" I haven't figured out the matter with Kan Liying before, but this has made a Shangguan condensed, and his character is not good! The girls I met were all at the school flower level! No wonder I was stabbed twice, I deserved it! ”
Student F: "Let's accumulate some virtue in your mouth!" Just because people can desperately save female classmates, it shows that people's character will not be too bad! Maybe we all misunderstood people before! If it were you, are you sure you have the courage? ”
Student E muttered in a low voice: "If you save Shangguan Condensation, I may be able to do it!" ”
But the voice was so small that only he could hear it......
Back in the bedroom, Lu Dong turned on the speakerphone and dialed Geng Binyang's phone......
"Old Geng! When will you be back? I miss you a little! ”
"Ugh! It's so numb! It's almost over, and I'll be back in ten or eight days! ”
Zhang Hao shouted on the side:
"Old Iron! Do you know! You're in the Hall of Fame! ”
"Hall of Fame? Is it the Hall of Fame of Pretty Nation Basketball? Ha ha! ”
"Don't dream about joining that! It's our school's Hall of Fame! Zhang Hao then shouted
"Hey! What's so exciting about that."
"I'll go! Look at our school's Hall of Fame, either business giants or elites in various academic circles, you can make a break and burn high incense! ”
"Do they have deeds of righteousness and courage? I'm in a class of my own! Geng Binyang raised his voice and said
"That's it! Come on! I'm still gasping for two sentences of praise for you! Zhang Hao said disdainfully
Geng Binyang's innocent laughter came from the other side of the phone
As soon as the tone changed, Lu Dong then asked:
"I said Lao Geng! What is the current situation between you and Shangguan Condensation? ”
"We... Together! ”
'Huh? Now the physical condition is all together! Is the body able to eat? Lu Dong smiled evilly
"Do you think Du Temeo is as ashamed as you are, we are boyfriend and girlfriend now!"
"Feltmeow, I didn't know you were boyfriend and girlfriend! Come on! No more nonsense with you! Come back soon, I'm going to train with the mouse......"
Ten days later, Geng Binyang also returned to school, although at Geng Binyang's request the school canceled the original planned commendation meeting, but compared with Geng Binyang's "everyone shouts and beats" last year, Geng Binyang is now quite popular, and people will smile at him when he walks there, and even give him a thumbs up!!
Next, the school team went to other provinces to participate in the 16-8 game of the National University League, but because Geng Binyang was unable to participate in the fierce competition after recovering from a major injury, he did not go with the team......
Without "laser guidance", no matter how powerful the missile is, it is useless to have an accurate target, so without Geng Binyang's accurate guidance and passing, the attack of the school team's forward line is greatly reduced, although Lu Dong and Zhang Hao both scored, but the team still returned with a score of 2:4. Even so, it achieved the best result in the history of the School of Finance in the National University League.
Geng Binyang, who did not go with the team, was in a hurry at school, and adapted the great poet Xin Qiji's "Breaking the Array: Giving Strong Words to Chen Tongfu to Send" to express his eagerness to not be able to participate: O(∩_∩)O haha~
Sleepy on the operating table,
Dream back to the hustle and bustle of the arena.
Eight hundred miles of national flags flying,
Fifty Mile fans cheered.
Autumn Soldiers on the Pitch.
The man-made Lu is fast,
The ball is like a thunderbolt.
But the big thing in the field,
Earn the name before and after your death.
Poor knife edge! O(∩_∩)O haha~
Although he didn't participate in the competition, even though Geng Binyang felt a little regretful in his heart, Geng Binyang still felt very relieved, because he had gained love, although he was not as "ashamed and ashamed" as Lu Dong, but this kind of sugar and honey love in the first love is incomparable...... O(∩_∩)O
On the second day after the team returned to school, Lu Dong invited all the members of the school team to have dinner, firstly, to celebrate the best results in history, and secondly, to summarize the reasons for the failure and find out the shortcomings, so as to make greater progress in the future...... (To put it bluntly, it's just to drink some wine and brag about O(∩_∩)O)
The dinner party is for drinking, Geng Binyang should not drink alcohol at the beginning of his recovery, but he looks hungry if he doesn't drink, and then sits down for fear that he really can't control the bottle and drinks, so he quickly picked up a glass of water and made an excuse and said to everyone:
"Brothers! You guys take it slowly! Everyone knows that my body is not suitable for sitting for a long time, so I'll go back to the dormitory first! ”
Everyone also expressed their understanding, so they let him "retreat" back to the dormitory early......
When he was lying on the bed and seemed to be asleep, the door was pushed open with a "bang", which scared Geng Binyang!
Zhang Hao pushed open the door, his eyes were straight, he walked in swaying, and entered the bedroom directly into the bathroom to "order" (ordering: Northeast saying, which refers to a joke saying that people drink too much and spit out to see what they have eaten).
Geng Binyang saw that he didn't drink less, Zhang Hao's alcohol consumption was not good, but he was a lover of personality, and he had to drink the wine no matter how uncomfortable he drank it or not!
sat up and shook his head, took a bottle of chilled water from the refrigerator and waited at the bathroom door,
After Zhang Hao came out of the bathroom, he saw the water in Geng Binyang's hand like a "hungry tiger", snatched the water from Geng Binyang's hand, and drank the whole bottle of water directly!!
"I mean, what's going on over there? Why didn't anyone send you back when you drank like this? ”
"Boom, boom, boom......"
Only Zhang Hao's retching responded to Geng Binyang......
Climbed onto the bed, Zhang Hao began to undress, Geng Binyang also got on the bed, and when Geng Binyang turned around to look at Zhang Hao again, he had already taken himself naked!!
Helplessly, Geng Binyang got out of bed again and helped him cover the quilt
"Would you like to drink some more water?" Geng Binyang asked softly
"Boom, boom......"
The response to Geng Binyang was still retching......
Geng Binyang, who made Zhang Hao vomit, was also a little uncomfortable in his stomach, Geng Binyang hurriedly went to the refrigerator to get a bottle of water and took a sip, then climbed into his bed, put on headphones and listened to songs, trying to reduce Zhang Hao's "noise" interference......
I don't know how long it took, but both of them fell asleep in their respective beds......
Just an hour after Zhang Hao and Geng Binyang fell asleep, the school team's drinking game was completely over, and the members of the school team were all supporting each other in twos and threes, and although the dinner time was very long, Lu Dong's was not full of drinks, and his alcohol consumption was considered "half full"......
Saying goes...... Food and Clothing and lust O(∩_∩)O haha~, with this "half-full" wine, Lu Dong wanted to find a hotel with Meng Fanxue to have a "negative distance" contact...... O(∩_∩)O
Meng Fanxue's phone in the library rang suddenly, attracting the attention of all the people present, Meng Fanxue quickly adjusted the phone to silent mode, and then nodded to everyone to apologize......
"Where are you, my dear? I'm going to look for you! Lu Dong said with a sense of wine on the other side of the phone
Lowered her voice and told Lu Dong that she was in the library, Meng Fanxue was afraid that it would affect other people anymore and hung up the phone at the bar.
Lu Dong wanted to say something, but found that the other party had hung up the phone, pouted and looked at the phone, anyway, he already knew where she was, Lu Dong staggered towards the library......
came downstairs to the library, and then called Meng Fanxue's phone, but no one answered...... At this time, Lu Dong felt that the stamina of the wine had come up, and if he went to the library to find Meng Fanxue, he needed to go up to the 5th floor, obviously Lu Dong was unwilling to spend any more physical strength to go up!
Standing downstairs in the library, he shouted:
"My dear Meng Fanxue! Do you hear that? I'm downstairs! Come down to me! ……”
If you can't call it once, you can call it twice, and if you can't call it down on both sides, you can call it three times, in short, people who drink are so "powerful" and tireless......
Finally, Meng Fanxue didn't call down, but the accounting teaching building next to her responded......
"Who is this! Meow a! Why are you howling here if you don't go to class!! ”
A voice came from a window on the 3rd floor of the Faculty of Accounting!
Lu Dong tilted his head and followed the shout to find out, at this time a window on the third floor and a head just poked out, although there was still some distance away, Lu Dong recognized this person at a glance as the captain of the football team of the accounting department---- Guan Hui.
Originally, "the enemies were very angry when they met", and the two teams had some unpleasantness after the autumn league game, which deepened the "feud" between the two departments!!
As soon as he saw that it was Lu Dong yelling below, Guan Hui's eyes were instantly ignited with anger! Looking at Lu Dong alone downstairs at this time, he decided to teach him a lesson about "spreading wild" on the territory of the accounting department......
Lu Dong also shouted and scolded when he saw that it was Guan Hui, and the voice of scolding was higher than one wave, and when he saw Guan Hui retract his head, he was even more arrogant, what is ugly and scolding!
However, after shouting for less than a minute, I saw Guan Hui leading several boys from the accounting department to run out of the teaching building towards him menacingly!
Lu Dong was a little dumbfounded, at this time, he would definitely not be in a hurry to call someone, and then there were two people lying in the bedroom, one of them couldn't have too intense exercise when he was recovering from a major injury, and the other was naked and "unconscious" O(∩_∩)O haha~,
Lu Dong thinks that he is planted today, and it is certain that he will suffer a loss, but he will not lose the momentum if he loses! I couldn't admit it even if I was stubborn, so I still pointed at Guan Hui and scolded him.
At this time, there were already a lot of students watching the excitement around, and some students even took out their mobile phone videos, and everyone wanted to see what kind of "grievances and hatreds" the two departments with "feuds" would continue.
Some of the students in the library were also attracted by the scolding downstairs, and they were all looking downstairs through the window, Meng Fanxue just went to the bookshelf to change a book and came back to wait for Lu Dong while reading, seeing that everyone was looking downstairs, he unconsciously walked to the window and looked down, this look doesn't matter, just saw Lu Dong surrounded by several male students from the accounting department, Meng Fanxue directly put the book on the nearest desk to herself, and ran out under the eyes of the classmates in the entire library......
Downstairs at this time, Lu Dong was surrounded by the accounting boys led by Guan Hui, and both sides were "greeting" each other's "family", and the "encirclement" of Lu Dong was getting smaller and smaller, and Lu Dong was about to face the situation of "circle kicking" soon......
Just when the boy in the accounting department was about to make a move, he heard a girl shouting:
"What are you going to do!!
Just when everyone stopped and looked behind them to find out who was shouting, a girl pushed the boy in the "encirclement" and got in and blocked Lu Dong's body, this person was none other than Meng Fanxue!!
Lu Dong was really depressed at this time, and once upon a time, he would never have thought that one day he would need a girl to protect himself......
At this time, the plot of the story took a sharp turn, and suddenly such a big beauty appeared in the middle, and Meng Fanxue was still a classmate of the accounting department, and she didn't look at the face of the monk to see the face of the Buddha, so she had to give some face, Guan Hui scolded and scolded but still led the others to walk away boringly, and the crowd of people who watched the excitement let out a sigh of "regret" and dispersed......
After this incident, Lu Dong's wine also woke up completely, and the idea of "negative distance" was no longer interested, so he went back to the dormitory after having dinner with Meng Fanxue.
Entered the bedroom and turned on the light, Zhang Hao was still asleep, the light woke up Geng Binyang, Geng Binyang rubbed his eyes and looked at Lu Dong, Lu Dong saw that Geng Binyang did not wake up and turned off the light again......
When he turned around, he happened to see Teng Tao in the opposite bedroom with a cigarette in his mouth and a basin in his hand to wash clothes, and shouted softly:
"Tao! Get me one too! ”
"I'm in bed! Get it yourself! ”
Lu Dong stood in the corridor with a cigarette in his mouth and took a deep breath, wanting to sweep away today's depression, but at this time he heard noisy footsteps at the end of the corridor, and when he looked up, he saw Guan Hui walking towards him with the appearance of 10 people again.
After Lu Dong saw the person on the other side, he muttered: "This special meow is endless!" ”
There was no way, so he turned around and patted Geng Binyang back to the bedroom, and Geng Binyang said angrily:
"Boss! What are you doing?"
"If what happened next might get you removed from your school's Hall of Fame, would you still be willing to do it?"
"Big brother, you're sick! What is a school hall of fame? Just tell me what's going on! ”
"Then wake up, the enemy has come to the door! Get ready for battle! ”
(In this school, the only thing that can be called an enemy with yourself is the accounting department for the time being, and there will be more to go to O(∩_∩)O haha~)
Without answering Lu Dong, Geng Binyang took out a wooden stick directly under the bed and rushed out the door......
went out and knocked on the door of the 716 bedroom with a wooden stick, Fu Chen opened the door and saw Geng Binyang's posture and immediately understood what was going on, and rushed out of the house with a stick, and it was an iron stick, and at the same time shouted Teng Tao in the laundry room, Teng Tao ran over directly with a basin after hearing it.
To be honest, Guan Hui didn't really want to fight, he just wanted to find one more person to scare and scare Lu Dong, so that they wouldn't be so sharp and arrogant in the future. Homeopathy can also overwhelm the financial department in momentum......
It's just that I didn't expect Lu Dong to be alone, and everyone on the other side has a "weapon" in their hands, if they really start to move, the advantage of having more people in this narrow bedroom corridor will not be reflected at all, and it will definitely not be too uncomfortable to be hit by the "weapon" in the other party's hand, so the two parties are at a stalemate there, no one speaks, and no one takes a step forward......
At this point, the scene is really embarrassing......
When the fight starts, everyone is actually afraid of being injured, and Geng Binyang's injury is just better, as the saying goes, it takes a hundred days to break the muscles and bones, but this is much worse than breaking the muscles and bones, and Lu Dong really doesn't want his brother to take any more risks;
If you don't fight, things will come to this, and you can't say it if you don't compare and compare......
However, they forgot that there was another sleeping ...... in the dormitory who was naked
Zhang Hao was originally woken up by urine, got up to "release the memory", and came out of the bathroom to find that there was no one in the room, so he wanted to see what was going on outside, and found that he didn't have a single cloth on his body, so he just poked his head out to see, it didn't matter what he looked at, and found that a few special students were confronting 10 people opposite.
Although I don't know what the situation is, but if I start to do it, I will definitely suffer if there are few people on my brother's side, besides, Geng Binyang still has injuries on his body, so he can't take care of much, he found the knife that usually cuts fruits, and rushed out naked and staggered, standing in front of several brothers, waving a knife in his hand, and shouting with a big tongue at the person opposite:
"Do you want to fight! I want to ask them if I agree! ”
Zhang Hao's move shocked everyone present, including several brothers on his side......
Seeing his brother like this, Geng Binyang and Lu Dong still had the heart to fight, so they hurriedly sent him back to the dormitory, and the people from the accounting department on the opposite side saw that the knife was taken out, if it hurt anyone, it would be a big trouble......
Because Zhang Hao had not fully sobered up, he was sent back to bed by the two brothers and fell asleep again......
Nothing to say all night......
Zhang Hao got up very early the next morning, and he has been sleeping since yesterday afternoon, can he get up early! When he was washing in the bathroom, Geng Binyang just got up to go to the toilet
"Yo! Brother, you are really good! After drinking too much, the combat effectiveness is still so explosive! ”
"What are you talking about?" Zhang Hao looked at Geng Binyang with a puzzled expression
"You don't remember anything about last night?"
"I drank too much yesterday and went to sleep when I came back!"
"Huh? Are you broken? ”
"I don't remember? What happened? ”
"It's okay! It's okay! Yesterday, the football team of the accounting department came to find fault, and you took a knife and went out to talk cruelly to people, scaring them away! Geng Binyang couldn't help but smile, and didn't mention Zhang Hao's nakedness, which can be regarded as saving some face for his brother......
"I'll go! And this scene, I can't remember it at all! Zhang Hao patted his head and said
When class was about to end at noon, Geng Binyang received a text message from Shangguan Lian, telling him that he was going to go to the suburbs with the members of the art club in the afternoon, so Geng Binyang's lunch could only be solved by himself, no way, after class, Geng Binyang dragged Zhang Hao to the school cafeteria to solve the problem of food and clothing......
The two of them had finished eating, and Geng Binyang habitually picked up the water bottle in front of him to drink water and prepare to leave, but the conversation between a pair of classmates at the dinner table next to him reached Geng Binyang's ears.
Student A: "Did you hear that?" Yesterday, in front of the library, Lu Dong from the Department of Finance and Guan Hui from the Department of Accounting almost fought! ”
Student B: "I heard that! In the end, it was Lu Dong's girlfriend who solved the siege! ”
Student A: "Guan Hui took someone to find Ludong again last night, do you know?" ”
Student B: "I haven't heard of that! Did the fight start? Who won? Tell me about it! ”
Student A: "It is said that the battle is quite big!" Guan Hui seems to have brought twenty or thirty people, and the finance department seems to have a few football specialty, but it doesn't seem to be fighting! ”
Student B: "Why? ”
Student A: "It is said that a fight is about to start, and suddenly a "naked agent" with a knife and naked appeared to calm down the whole thing! ”
When he heard that his brother was called a "naked agent", Geng Binyang sprayed the water in his mouth directly on Zhang Hao's face opposite! O(∩_∩)O
It wasn't until now that Zhang Hao understood why Geng Binyang kept smiling when he talked to him in the morning......
In the evening, Geng Binyang told the conversation he heard to the brothers who "fought the enemy together" last night, and Fu Chen fell directly from the bed to the ground with laughter......
Since then, Zhang Hao's name as a "naked agent" has been well-known in the entire financial football team