Chapter 4: The Chief
He walked in front of Sun Yao with a considerate and caring look, "Yaoyao, you don't have to worry, I invited Daochang Chen, and Daochang Chen will definitely solve this matter." ”
The man looked at me with disdain, "What is this kid here for?" ”
Sun Yao hurriedly introduced me, "Oh, this little gentleman is Zhang Shisheng, the owner of the coffin shop, and he is also very good at this kind of thing, so I asked him to take a look." ”
"This is my college classmate, Lu Feng."
Lu Feng looked down on me very much, and even squeezed between me and Sun Yao, "Yaoyao, what are you asking him to do, what can a little kid understand." ”
I didn't have to deal with him, I adhered to my father's philosophy, as a coffin person, it is better to talk less, especially with this kind of person.
I said to Sun Yao: "Since Daochang Chen is here, let's go and see what Daochang Chen is capable of, and see how he does it." ”
This Chen Daochang has been very popular recently, and he is very famous in the field of short videos, and even sometimes the live broadcast is carried out, and the water army on the Internet is rumoring that this Chen Daochang can live to hell.
Sun Yao was about to walk into the mourning hall with me, but Lu Feng immediately stopped me, "Don't go, there will be some special sight that will scare you again!" ”
"Lu Feng! This is the gentleman I invited, and you let him in. Sun Yao was a little angry, and she spoke with annoyance.
Lu Feng glared at me fiercely, and then let me enter the mourning hall, which was overcrowded, and one of the mustachioed men in Taoist robes was particularly conspicuous, he was jumping around with a peachwood sword, and he was busy for a while.
Then he wiped the sweat from his face, sighed and said, "Oh, this condition is not very good, it is very likely that the corpse will be transformed." ”
Zombie?
Everyone was stunned for a moment, isn't that a zombie! Their eyes instantly fixed on Chen Daochang, this Chen Daochang is powerful, there must be a way.
Chen Daochang looked at the people around him like a savior, and his vanity was instantly satisfied, and he coughed a few times, "Actually, there is another way, which is to burn him." ”
Sun Daqiang hurriedly shook his head when he heard this, "Now we are all paying attention to entering the soil for safety, how can we burn the old man, this thing can't be done!" ”
"Now you can't burn it, you have to burn it, if you don't take measures, this old man doesn't know what it will become, if he really gets him out of the coffin, how many people in the world will suffer."
As soon as Chen Daochang finished speaking, there was a sudden loud noise in the coffin, followed by the sound of fingernails scraping the coffin board, and even black blood flowed from the visible coffin board.
The sudden loud noise instantly frightened everyone, and everyone present hid behind Chen Daochang, but Chen Daochang looked at ease, he calmly asked Sun Daqiang: "Mr. Sun, time is pressing, hurry up and make a decision!" ”
Sun Daqiang looked at this, and then at that, he seemed to have no idea.
I hurriedly spoke: "You can't burn it!" ”
How could Sun Yao watch his grandfather being burned, and hurriedly shouted: "Can't burn!" ”
As soon as these words came out, the two of us looked at each other, and neither of us expected to say the same thing.
Sun Yao took a step forward, and said to Chen Daochang in front of him: "Chen Daochang, my grandfather can't burn, my grandfather was very resistant to cremation when he was alive before, and when he talked about cremation, he blew his beard angrily and stared at him, so we are filial to him, we can't be cremated, Chen Daochang, let's think about the next way?" ”
Before Sun Yao finished speaking, Daochang Chen hurriedly shook his head: "No, that's all." ”
Chen Daochang looked at me, then the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and he said to me: "Just now, did you also say that you can't burn it, you can tell me the reason." ”
"Daochang Chen, you don't have to worry about him, he is just a blind coax who sells coffins, what reason can he have." Sun Daqiang hurriedly said.
"Oh...... Selling coffins? Could it be that this coffin was bought from your family? Then it's not surprising, there is also a problem with this coffin, you see that the coffin board on this is not strong, and I looked at the main coffin line and did not do it. ”
"Whoever said that the coffin has to be made of coffin line, I can guarantee that there is no problem with our coffin, but you want to burn the corpse needs to be considered, not necessarily only the way to burn the corpse." I was stating the facts very calmly, but Daochang Chen seemed to be in a hurry.
"You kid says one thing after another, do you have any other way? Could it be that you are a coffin maker, and you still know the way of gods and ghosts, it's really ridiculous, I've been in the industry for decades, I don't have a way, you haven't grown a kid with all the hair? ”
"Okay, let's talk about it here, if Mr. Sun believes him, then he will be solely responsible for the whole thing, but I said ugly things to the front, if something goes wrong, let the old man jump out of it, I don't care!"
When Sun Daqiang heard this, he hurriedly waved his hand, and even squeezed me aside, "Hey, Daochang Chen, how can you be as knowledgeable as a little doll, Daochang Chen, you are famous all over the world now, how can you compare with a coffin seller, just follow your method!" ”
After Sun Daqiang finished speaking to Chen Daochang, he immediately turned around and instructed Sun Yao, "Yaoyao, now it's a big matter to discuss, don't you also say that grandpa loves you the most in the world, don't follow this kid to fool around, hurry up and get this kid out." ”
I looked at the arrogant Chen Daochang, and felt more and more that this person was a half-ass, and he didn't see how profound his Taoism was, and he only thought about these people's sophistication.
"Daochang Chen, since you are so powerful, you must know the reason for this corpse's corpse transformation!" I asked Daochang Chen directly, looking at him coldly.
Chen Daochang's eyes rolled, and then he turned his back to me and said, "Do I know what it has to do with you, a little hairy kid still wants to train me?" When I entered this business to deal with ghosts, you weren't even born! ”
This long look is erratic, he can only shout, thinking that he has not entered the industry at all, he will only pretend to be a ghost on the Internet, and deceive those big fools to give him gifts!
Seeing the true face of this person, I am more confident, "Since you don't know why the corpse has changed, then you'd better shut up, so as not to be embarrassed, you can't end up, and your face will be lost!" ”
"You! You are purely ......" Chen Dao was angry and uncomfortable, but he didn't know what to say about me, so he could only stare at me.
Lu Feng couldn't see his face being trampled on, so he choked at me: "You kid really ate the bear's heart and leopard gall, do you know how powerful Daochang Chen is!" He is the most famous Taoist priest, and he is one of the best in Liaocheng, you kid is equal to farting when he talks, and the Taoist is not good at you, you are good, but you feel reasonable, right! ”