Chapter 290: Feng Shui Bureau
Inside the eighteenth floor.
There are no stars in the night of hell.
At night, all that was left was endless darkness.
The small bonfire could not dispel such darkness, but only illuminated a small place.
The bison is greatly supplemented, and the two of them are now running hot.
Women like to be clean, especially Yang Yunu, who is okay with Huaqing Pond.
After eating, he sweated finely, and thinking that he hadn't taken a bath for more than a thousand years, Yang Yunu felt extremely uncomfortable.
"Lang Jun, the concubine wants to clean her body, it's so sticky, it's very uncomfortable, don't hide it from Lang Jun, the concubine has a slight cleanliness habit."
Yun Qianfeng was stunned when he heard this, and asked:
"You have a habit of cleanliness? You even say you have a habit of cleanliness? ”
Yang Yunu was a little stunned by Yun Qianfeng's rhetorical question, because she was telling the truth, and she really had a habit of cleanliness, so she said weakly:
"Yes, why is Lang Jun so surprised? Could it be that Taizhen is very dirty in Lang Jun's eyes? ”
As he spoke, his face showed a faint grievance, weak grievance, and a little anger, and his eyes were mist.
This is Yang Yunu's means, his expression is light, and he is never exaggerated.
She didn't want to use male control methods on Yun Qianfeng, it was completely habitual.
Yun Qianfeng touched his nose, licked his lips, and then smiled:
"Big girl, you haven't brushed your teeth for more than a thousand years, and you've eaten beef, you say you have a habit of cleanliness"
"Vomit !!"
Before Yun Qianfeng finished speaking, Yang Yunu vomited.
scolded angrily in his heart: "You lack virtue or not!" ”
Yun Qianfeng didn't say this, Yang Yunu really didn't think about it, he was hungry, and for more than a thousand years, his brain hadn't eased up, so he didn't just eat enough to remember to be clean, but he was hit hard by Yun Qianfeng.
"Woo Woo Baby, it's really not alive, woo woo. In Lang Jun's eyes, it's too real."
The prelude to one crying, two troubles, and three hangings.
Yun Qianfeng was about to laugh, and he was busy tugging Yang Yunu's arm, and said with a distorted smile on his face:
"Let's go, let's get clean."
Yang Yunu twisted and said aggrievedly:
"Don't go, let Taizhen die dirty, I haven't taken a bath for more than a thousand years, I haven't brushed my teeth for more than a thousand years, it's dirty, anyway, Taizhen is also Langjun's maid, and it's not too true to lose my face."
Yun Qianfeng "hummed" twice and said:
"Don't go and die!"
Yang Yunu bent his waist and saluted, and said softly:
"It's too real to go, Lang Jun don't scare people, Tai Zhen is timid, who is scared to serve Lang Jun's life? But you can't. ”
This woman's compromise with reality is faster than the speed of light.
Playing temper with the wind, turning against the wind, philosophy!
With this set of Tai Chi, Yun Qianfeng felt silky, and he had nowhere to exert his strength at all, so he could only follow her in the end.
"Let's go, sir, I'll take you to cleanse yourself."
Yun Qianfeng knew very well that Yang Yunu said to himself that he wanted to clean himself, that is, he was afraid of the dark and wanted to ask himself to accompany him.
At this time, he took the initiative to ask for help, but he didn't feel that he was being pinched, but there was a sense of satisfaction that the other party couldn't do without him and had to rely on himself, and his vanity was inexplicably satisfied.
Moisturizing things silently, women with means are like this to make men bankrupt.
Yang Yunu made some black charcoal by the campfire, wrapped it in broad leaves, and made a flexible branch, and bit it with silver teeth, which became a toothbrush.
Not to mention, I have a lot of methods and know a lot.
Yun Qianfeng closed his eyes and felt that he didn't feel watched, so he led Yang Yunu to the edge of the pool at the source of the stream.
In Yun Qianfeng's opinion, when Yang Yunu said the words "be a cow and a horse", her ownership was her own, so it was not for others to look at casually, after all, he was not Su Dongpo, and he did not have Su Dongpo's hobbies.
The light at the edge of the pool is exceptionally good, and you can't see your fingers.
Don't even want to see it next to the side of the bath.
Yang Yunu was upstream, and Yun Qianfeng was next to each other downstream, pressing his clothes to the shore with stones in the dark, and washing them in the cold water.
Every once in a while, Yang Yunu would ask:
"Is Lang Jun here?"
"Yes."
After a while, I asked, which shows how insecure this is.
Yun Qianfeng was annoyed by the question later, so he simply started humming a little song, and Yang Yunu finally stopped asking and could hear it.
Yun Qianfeng washed early, put on leather armor and sat by the water to wait, and sang in his mouth, "The snowflakes of that year fell on the plum blossoms and opened the branches, and there was too much sorrow left next to the Huaqing Pond that year."
Yang Yunu washed very carefully, naturally slowly, not afraid of cold in order to be clean.
"Lang Jun, is this singing me?"
"In the future, I will sing more of your songs, and the small broken pool where you take a bath has become a tourist mecca, and you have to buy a ticket to go in and take a look, Made!"
"Lang Jun, can you talk to Taizhen? Taijin wanted to know. ”
"Okay, you, you are old and famous, and you are known as one of the four most beautiful women in China for 5,000 years."
"Lang Jun, such a woman has become your maid, you have to be nice to her."
"Well, that's right, try not to fight to the death."
“.”
Return to the campfire.
After bathing, Yang Yunu seemed to glow in the faint light of the fire.
It's just a simple cleaning with carbon, but when you get closer, you can smell a faint fragrance, which is also magical.
The two of them, who were tired and had eaten too much, lay next to each other on the dry grass and slept soundly in the open air.
Yang Yunu was relatively close to Yun Qianfeng, it seemed that he could sleep soundly in this way, after all, everything here was uneasy.
But they are definitely not next to each other, keeping a distance.
More than a thousand years of torture did not make her learn to be strong, only to be timid and fearful.
Yun Qianfeng felt Yang Yunu's caution, and secretly begged in his heart:
"Good people who know fear, they won't do wrong if they know fear. But what does it mean to keep a distance from each other? It seems that this woman is still an elegant person who likes piano, chess, calligraphy and painting! ”
Yun Qianfeng turned over, turned his back to Yang Yunu, arched his buttocks, and deliberately touched Yang Yunu, who really dodged quietly, the corners of Yun Qianfeng's mouth curled, and he fell asleep.
The next day, at dawn.
Yun Qianfeng spent two hours, using a command knife to cut down trees and build a slope shelter, which was a temporary residence, at least sheltered from the wind and rain.
Then he went around the hapless bison herd and spent more than an hour getting a bull.
Before lunch, the cowhide was peeled off, the horns were kept, and the rest of the work was done by Yang Yunu.
One cow is enough for Yang Yunu to work all day, and he may not be able to finish it.
So Yun Qianfeng had nothing to do in the afternoon.
He thought about it and decided to go out for a walk.
"Big girl, you're busy here, I'll go out for a walk, I'll come back later, you remember to bake the bullwhip tonight, that thing won't taste good when it's dried."
Yang Yunu's face turned red, and he lowered his head and said:
"Hmm"
Well, I remembered to ask:
"Where is Lang Jun? Don't go far, or you'll be scared! ”
Yun Qianfeng smiled:
"Don't worry, just go around here."
As he spoke, he walked away from the white silk on Yang Yunu's original neck and strode out.
In the boundless sea of suffering, on a reef, there was a woman squatting, who looked pretty good and looked very professional.
She shivered in the cold sea breeze, looked at the endless sea with a pale face, and burst into tears.
She was hungry, cold, and scared.
But she had nowhere to go, because the reef was surrounded by bloodthirsty sharks.
She could only be trapped here, hungry, cold, and frightened.
At this moment, a black figure moved quickly on the sea in the distance.
It looks like surfing, but there are no waves on the sea.
"Strange, how did he do it so fast? There are no waves! ”
"Ouch, what are you doing here!"
The woman hurriedly straightened up, tugged at her collar, and cried out:
"Help! Help me! ”
Yun Qianfeng was riding a shark speedboat around, and he met a living person, knowing that he was a person who died after Chi You returned to his place, otherwise he couldn't be so alive.
When he pulled Bai Aya, he quickly leaned over.
The woman hurriedly shook her eyes and said in a crisp voice:
"Brother rescued me from here, I will "repay" you. ”
Yun Qianfeng didn't answer, but asked rhetorically:
"Do you have a cigarette?"
Seeing that the other party shook his head, Yun Qianfeng shook the white silk and didn't look back.
No matter how the people behind him shouted, he didn't care.
Since they have entered the eighteenth floor, they are basically not good people, and they deserve the crime, Yun Qianfeng will not help them save it, who will let them not shout to be cattle and horses.
Yun Qianfeng continued to wander around, and after more than an hour, he saw another reef with people.
To his surprise, as soon as he approached, the people on the reef shouted:
"Yun Qianfeng!"
"Huh?"
Yun Qianfeng was stunned for a moment, hurriedly stopped, and asked:
"You know me?"
The man hurriedly said:
"When I was about to die, someone contacted me, asked me to hold this open backpack when I died, and bluntly said that he brought a friend from hell and gave my family a lot of money, and I naturally agreed.
At that time, I didn't believe that there was hell, but now I do, this bag is for you, they say you get the bag, you will notify them, they will pay the other half of my family, you don't forget. ”
Yun Qianfeng hurriedly took the package and saw that it was full of cigarettes, drinks, and alcohol.
A one-and-a-half-meter backpack full of Dengdeng.
Yun Qianfeng didn't have to guess, he immediately said to himself and smiled:
"Lorina, Lorina, you are really my confidant!"
As he spoke, he picked up his bag and said to the man:
"Don't worry, I'll tell your family."
He lied and never blushed.
When the man saw that Yun Qianfeng was about to leave, he immediately asked urgently:
"Can you die here again?"
He asked, pointing to the shark.
Yun Qianfeng said very inauthenticly:
"Then who knows, if you bite it into your stomach, you won't die, and you will suffer even more."
As he spoke, he flicked the white silk and left quickly.
This scene was seen by the idle Batu again.
"He, how did he get in the mood to hang out?"
"How could he ride a shark?"
"Aren't you sure he won't go around?"
"I didn't know that sharks could ride!"
"So what now?"
"You can't let these people in anymore, if you hide the news of those people with bad intentions, there may be problems."
"Then we will have to derelict our duties, and the consequences will be very serious."
"It's not a lot of it, it's not a big problem."
As he was talking, the one on duty at this time ran over and whispered:
"Oh no, one hundred and eight death consciousnesses, there is a task to bring things to Yun Qianfeng in my memory, do you still put it in?"
"I can't let it go, that Yun Qianfeng is really wandering around."
"How about confiscating something?"
"The problem of confiscation of things is more serious, bribery or robbery, which is more serious than changing the number of layers."
"We can only let it go, otherwise if we are derelict in our duties in such a large amount, it will not be long before all nine of us will be left in hell by the Eye of All-Knowing."
"Alas, that's all there is to it!"
"Who's using this trick? It's obvious that it's just for a few of us! I hope that we will be derelict in our duties, and we must not be fooled. ”
"They are trying to sabotage the Emperor's plan from the root, so that we can't control the omniscient eye."
"Call someone to investigate, stop them from continuing, and we don't have to worry too much, Yun Qianfeng also made sacrifices for human civilization, why not live a good life for the time being, just wait until our dead soldiers are ready, and end everything."
"That makes sense!"
“.”
When the Nine Slaughters were distressed.
Yun Qianfeng was cross-legged, smoking a Brazilian cigar, looking at Yang Yunu who was crying and working.
"Lang Jun lied to people, you said to go around, but when I saw that Bai Aya was not there, I knew that you went to sea, and the concubine was afraid of death."
Yun Qianfeng coaxed her:
"Don't cry, I won't lie to you next time."
Yang Yunu pouted his face, obviously not believing it, now it is obviously a tailwind, and he has to play his temper.
Yun Qianfeng pondered for a while, decided not to coax, changed directions, and asked angrily:
"Who is the master and who is the maid?"
Yang Yunu turned instantly, hurriedly corrected his attitude at the moment, and said in a low voice:
"The concubine is Langjun's eldest maid."
Yun Qianfeng pondered:
"What do you call Emperor Tang Ming? Just call me by that title, and you have to use that tone. ”
Yang Yunu's face burned a little, and he hesitated for a while before he said softly:
"Everyone, see you in the jade ring of the concubine."
Yun Qianfeng felt that his whole body was comfortable, and the big thorn sat on the broken grass, and waved his hand:
"Love the concubine flat!"
In this sentence, eight of the nine slaughters of anger scolded in unison.
"It's not cold!"
Then Qi Qi closed the light curtain of the surveillance, and he couldn't stand it anymore.
As soon as they closed the light curtain, the corners of Yun Qianfeng's mouth couldn't help but curl up, because the feeling of watching disappeared.
Yun Qianfeng deliberately disgusted them, because he still had something to do, and he had to do it without being watched.
I saw him quickly break off a branch and quickly draw a figure on the ground, which was an overlook of the island.
He used a branch to divide four parts on this outline, and wrote Chenxu Chouwei respectively.
"The location of the four libraries, I walked through again today, and I didn't see anything special, it can be seen that this East XZ must be very secretive, and it probably needs a special switch to find it, when you can't escape from the restraint."
Thinking about it, he didn't look back, and said to Yang Yunu, who was working hard:
"Big girl, go to the pool and get a red tin can for me."
Yang Yunu doesn't know what cola is, so the appearance is good.
Yang Yunu washed the butter on his hands with a mixture of carbon and petals, and handed it to Yun Qianfeng with a Coke.
Seeing that Yun Qianfeng tugged hard, a small mouth came out of the bottle, and there was a white cold air, and there was a subtle "whoosh" sound inside, so he asked curiously:
"Lang Jun, what is this?"
Yun Qianfeng handed it to Yang Yunu and said:
"Taste it."
Yang Yunu took a careful sip, and suddenly his eyes lit up and turned into a big mouthful.
She has a sweet tooth and is known all over the world.
Anyway, at this moment, Yang Yunu doesn't miss lychees anymore and falls in love with red jars.
Yun Qianfeng didn't dislike it, Yang Yunu drank it, he drank it like his mouth, and continued to analyze:
"Since the bright side can't be found, then it is deeply hidden, if according to the method of Chong Ke, the four treasures of the treasure, do not rush out, Chen Xu rushes, ugly does not rush, when the hidden things can be revealed.
However, Chen Xu is separated by ugliness, and ugliness is not separated by ugliness, and they can't intersect with each other, so they can't become impulses, how can this be good? Do you want to use a feng shui bureau? I'm going to re-investigate tomorrow and make a decision! ”
Just thinking about it, Yang Yunu, who was working next to him, said to him:
"Lang Jun, I'm so tired, I'm very thirsty!"
Yun Qianfeng took a sip of Coke and replied loudly:
"Isn't there a spring next to it? This is also to be asked! ”
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