Chapter 37: The Garbage Author
"This Pan Feng is only 122 words in total, and he is a military general who is a military general who sets off the supporting role of the protagonist, and he is actually only 122 words of description?" The third time, Yi Tianan finally found Pan Feng's name.
After all, when a person looks for a name word by word with bloodshot panda eyes, it is still easy to find the name he wants.
The problem is that when Yi Tianan found the name, he found that he might as well not find the name, because the entire description of Pan Feng was only 122 words, and he would never see this guy on the field after that, after all, he had already cut off his head by Hua Xiong, and if he could still play, the classification of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms would become a fantasy novel.
But this result made Yi Tianan even more uncomfortable, just like everyone before, he couldn't figure out how a guy with only 122 words to describe was so powerful.
Obviously, when I watched the Romance of the Three Kingdoms for the first time, I didn't remember the name Pan Feng at all, which is too weird.
Fortunately, Yi Tianan was very smart, and after thinking for a while, he found the answer to his question.
That's the author, whose real name is Liu Xu, actually deceived his stupid brother.
What he reflected was not Pan Feng at all, but a top military general like Guan Yu or Lu Bu. If it were these two, Yi Tianan would have to admit that they had the slightest possibility of counterattacking by the third level, because the description in the novel was too profound, and Yi Tianan established a deep impression of Guan Yu's force value when he saw it at first glance.
However, he doesn't think that there is anything abnormal about Liu Xu deceiving his stupid brother, after all, everyone's reflection creature is his own hole card, and the opponent can gain insight into the various abilities of this reflection creature as long as he reads the other party's novels, and then carry out a targeted layout, so a cautious author will not reveal the name of his reflection creature to avoid being designed by the opponent, but his own stupid brother, stupidly thinking that people are telling the truth, and it is really Pan Feng who is summoned.
"Although it is normal, but my brother can't be deceived like this, I must avenge my stupid brother. This bastard Liu Xu actually dares to lie to my stupid brother, I want to teach him a lesson! Yi Tianan pondered indignantly, and he didn't know whether he was angry for his stupid brother or angry that he had been deceived.
There are many ways to attack opponents, and the simplest method is naturally to directly erase the body, but Yi Tianan is not such a pure villain, he just wants to teach Liu Xu a lesson.
And for a signed author, the best lesson is to reduce the recognition of his novel in the hearts of readers, and then reduce his ability to read the text, so as to be able to teach the other party a small lesson.
So Yi Tianan went through the book review area and quickly found the top work group, at this time there were already more than 400 people in this group, close to the upper limit of 500 people in an ordinary OO group, so the other party seemed to have designed a group entry limit, requiring Yi Tianan to answer the correct questions before he could join the group.
"Excuse me: What is the relationship between Dong Zhuo and Diao Chan?"
Seeing this question, Yi Tianan stopped his fingers and began to think seriously about this question.
First of all, the simplest answer between Dong Zhuo and Diao Chan seems to be a lover relationship, and most readers may fill in this answer. But for readers who are familiar with the setting of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the lover relationship is obviously an inappropriate answer, because it is said in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms that there are two relationships between men and women: the wife and the concubine, so the relationship between Dong Zhuo and Diao Chan should be the relationship between the concubine and the master.
So Yi Tianan wrote this relationship very proudly, and then he was directly rejected into the group, showing that the answer was wrong.
Yi Tianan was suddenly angry, he had read the novel three times, how could the answer given be wrong?
Yi Tianan directly sent a private message to the group leader "Lu Bu is the best in the world", asking why he was wrong, and then the group leader told him, "His answer must be wrong, because in the world of the Three Kingdoms, even if it is a concubine, relevant etiquette must be held." ”
"Diao Chan was sent directly to Dong Zhuo's house by a small sedan chair, and there was no ceremony between the two at all, so there is no husband and wife or concubine relationship in the legal sense between the two."
"But later, after Diao Chan was snatched back by Lu Bu, the two of them held a wedding under the auspices of Wang Yun, and she was Lu Bu's justifiable concubine, so there was a real marriage relationship between him and Lu Bu."
"At the same time, the relationship between Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo is that of a father-in-law and a son-in-law, although in the end Lu Bu killed his father-in-law again, but because Dong Zhuo is dead, it is impossible for Lu Bu to unilaterally dissolve this relationship between his father-in-law and his son."
"After that, Lu Bu did not recognize any new father-in-law, so Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo maintained a father-son relationship until their deaths."
"Based on the above two conclusions, it can be known that the relationship between Dong Zhuo and Diao Chan is actually the relationship between the father-in-law and the daughter-in-law, not the relationship between the concubine!"
Yi Tianan was completely shocked by the group leader's answer, and at the same time he also felt a trace of excitement, Dong Zhuo and Diao Chan were actually in a daughter-in-law relationship, but the two of them had in-depth exchanges together every day.
No, it's exciting!
Yi Tianan hurriedly threw aside the unhealthy thoughts in his head, and at the same time, he suddenly felt that he seemed to be a little shallow, obviously he had watched the Romance of the Three Kingdoms three times, but he still couldn't answer such a simple question.
So Yi Tianan couldn't help but ask, "Group leader, how many times have you watched the Romance of the Three Kingdoms?" ”
"It's not much, I'll watch it when I'm idle, and the garbage author is too rubbish, three chapters a day can't be moved, never added, and I read it very quickly, so far, I may have read it more than 20 times"
"In addition, I have watched all the plots related to Lu Bu at least 50 times, and there is no one in this world who has studied Lu Bu more thoroughly than me, even the garbage author is not as good as me, he doesn't know what it means to be the number one man in the world!" Lu Bu replied proudly in the world.
"Eh, why do you care about Liu...... No, is it the primordial king who is called a garbage author? Won't the author be angry when he sees you call him that? Yi Tianan asked puzzled.
"That's why we call it garbage author!" Lu Bu was the first in the world, and suddenly became unhappy, "Obviously, the teacher of the garbage author has already told us, and he has already pulled the garbage author into the group." But this garbage author never spoke, kept secretly watching us, and quietly changed his name, so that we didn't even know who the author was. ”
"So we call him a garbage writer every day, hoping that he can come out and quarrel with us, but he doesn't say a word, do you think he's a trash?"
"That's right, this is a garbage author!" Yi Tianan replied without thinking. You know, he himself is in his own readership, it's quite active, the group level is 82 levels that break through the sky, ranking first in the entire readership, this is the result of his crazy water in the group day and night, this kind of guy who doesn't talk in the group, must be a garbage author.
It's not that I like water.
Inexistent!