Chapter 72: The garbage author has no conscience
The Imperial Uncles did not seem to have waited for their day of ecstasy.
After the garbage author secretly revealed that he was going to send a military advisor with 97 points of intelligence to Uncle Huang, the little heart of Uncle Huang's party became both expectant and a little nervous.
Looking forward to it is because the military division has always been Uncle Liu's shortcoming, throughout Uncle Liu's life, there is no shortage of generals with high force value, as soon as he appeared, he brought Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, two god generals, and Zhao Yun joined behind.
Although the group has been fighting for Zhao Yun's battle, the Imperial Uncle Party has always insisted that even if Zhao Yun is not a god general, he is also a general with a high force value second only to Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.
The evidence is that there is a sentence mentioned in the author's novel, saying that Liu Guan, Zhang and Zhao often practice martial arts together, and their relationship gradually deepens.
can practice martial arts with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, and the force value can't take off directly!
But the other parties were very disdainful of this, thinking that it was just the delusion of the imperial uncles, and Zhao Yun, a general who joined halfway, did not have any specific achievements.
The only record that can be won is to kill some Yellow Turban thieves, such a military general still wants to mix with the level of a god general?
I think it's basically the same level as Pan Feng, at most, it's about the same as Liu Bei's force value, after all, Liu Bei can also practice martial arts with Zhang Fei and Guan Yu.
In this regard, the imperial uncle's party was also very unhappy, but it did not cause too many disputes, after all, Zhao Yun was still a little transparent in Uncle Liu's team at this time.
Although there are a lot of descriptions, there is never a record that can prove his combat effectiveness, and his popularity is not very high.
Although Zhao Yun's combat power has become a mystery, there is one thing that Uncle Huang has never been confusing, that is, Uncle Liu's strategists are too overwhelming, and almost to the extent that there are no strategists.
Uncle Liu's original advisor was his own hairy Xiao Jian Yong, who followed Uncle Liu Huang when he had not yet raised troops.
This background looks good, after all, when Liu Bang didn't raise troops back then, Xiao He had already followed Liu Bang.
But the problem is that Jian Yong is not Xiao He, Jian Yong's greatest ability lies in his eloquence, he can help Uncle Liu Huang do some persuasion work, and the biggest achievement in his life is to persuade Liu Zhang to surrender, of course, that is several years later.
And until now, although Jian Yong has not had any bad ideas, the problem is that he has not mentioned any good ideas.
The strategist after Jian Yong is Sun Gan, who was followed by Uncle Liu Huang when he was in Xuzhou, and his ability to Jian Yong is almost at the same level, but Sun Gan's ability lies in handling various government affairs, and he is an administrative official, who can perform various tasks step by step, but if you let him give advice, or engage in some large-scale production or the like, it is also impossible.
There was also a strategist in Xuzhou who followed, that is, Mi Zhu, who was more capable, but he was good at business and economic development, and he was also unable to plan military aircraft.
Liu Bei's most capable military advisor so far is probably Chen Deng, who has an intelligence value of at least about 88, and Chen Deng's father Chen Gui is also a scheming guy.
However, these two people are staunch Xuzhou locals, and everything is for the interests of the family, and it is impossible for them to abandon their families and follow Liu Bei.
When Liu Bei was driven out of Xuzhou, they directly abandoned Liu Bei, first followed Lu Bu, and then helped Cao Cao destroy Lu Bu, and then followed Cao Cao ever since.
So until now, the strategist has always been an eternal pain in the heart of the imperial uncle's party, and many imperial uncles have said that the garbage author is deliberately increasing the difficulty for the imperial uncle, if the imperial uncle is equipped with a top strategist when he is crusading against Dong Zhuo, then maybe the imperial uncle has already recreated the big man.
So now, when they heard that Uncle Huang could get a strategist with an intelligence value of up to 97 points, they were still very excited in their hearts.
It was only in the next day's update that readers found out that they had been scammed.
Because in the update on the second day, Uncle Huang not only did not get the strategist, but he lived a miserable life.
The three chapters that were updated this second day are:
Chapter 287: Uncle Huang Hates the Resurrection of His Flesh
Chapter 288 Cai's Uncle is in distress
Chapter 289 of Lu Pegasus and Leaping Tanxi
After reading these three chapters, the emperor's uncles, who were originally happy and full of expectations, let out a painful wail, and then angrily accused the garbage author of deceiving him in the group.
No way, Uncle Liu Huang in these three chapters is really miserable, at the beginning, Uncle Liu Huang dutifully helped Liu Biao work, helped him quell rebellions in various places, and gave the captured Luma to Liu Biao.
Liu Biao was very happy at first, but when Kuai Yue told him that Lu Ma would interfere with the master, Liu Biao returned it to Liu Bei as soon as possible, and Liu Bei rode it himself.
But Liu Biao never reused Uncle Liu, so that when Uncle Huang went to the toilet, he saw that the meat on his thighs had become more and more, and the whole person actually cried directly in the toilet.
But even if it is such a Liu Bei, but he still has to be tortured by the villain, Liu Biao's wife Cai Shi because she heard that Liu Bei supported the eldest son Liu Qi, instead of the youngest son Liu Cong who he gave birth to, completely hated Liu Bei, and let several of his younger brothers use the banquet as an excuse to besiege and kill Liu Bei.
In fact, Liu Bei also has some prejudices, but simply adheres to the view that the elder is not young, and then he is miserable, and he is directly surrounded by soldiers and horses, and finally he can only ride the horse into Tanxi, and the horse's hooves are also trapped in the mud.
If it weren't for Lu Ma's sudden divine help, he jumped up directly from the water and flew over Tanxi, then Liu Bei would probably be dead.
So these three chapters of Uncle Huang's party are simply not too miserable, they were all abused to death and come back to life, and then the group screamed, "Garbage author, do you have a little conscience, our Uncle Liu Huang is already so miserable, why do you still torture him like this!" ”
Liu Xu naturally did not have any response to this, and the prime minister's party naturally took the opportunity to fall into the well, and ridiculed these poor imperial uncle party in various ways, and for a while, many imperial uncle party were hit with heartbreaking, and shouted that the imperial uncle could not be humiliated, and then they were going to fight to the death with the garbage author.
Fortunately, at this time, Xiuyan, the backbone of the Imperial Uncle Party, said: "Everyone, don't panic, I don't think these chapters are a big problem!" ”
"How?" When the imperial uncles heard this, they hurriedly got up and asked.
"You see, although these chapters all seem to be abusing our imperial uncle, not only did the imperial uncle get out of danger safely, but he also gained a lot, so this is actually paving the way for the imperial uncle!"
"First of all, this Luma, in the mouths of others, this Diluma is specially for the master, Liu Biao didn't dare to ride it directly after hearing it. But Liu Bei's horse was able to jump up directly from Tanxi, and in turn saved the emperor's life, doesn't this mean that the emperor's uncle is destined to return? Even Luma, who is a nuisance to the Lord, has become a lifesaver. ”
"There is also Cai's suspicion of the imperial uncle, but it allows the imperial uncle not to be trapped in Jingzhou City, but to go to Xinye. Although it seems that he was sent to the border to fight against Cao Cao, in fact, why didn't he have a piece of his own territory? ”
"In addition, the problem of Zhao Yun's force value has also been solved, first of all, in these chapters, Zhao Yun's status is basically the same as Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, and he is qualified to lead an army alone, which means that his force value is trusted."
"And the last paragraph, after Uncle Huang left Tanxi, he met a person named Mr. Shuijing, looking at the appearance of the whole person, it must be a master, maybe this is what Uncle Huang has been trying to find, that is, the top strategist with an intelligence of 97 points in the author's mouth!"
Later, he said through the mouth of Mr. Shuijing: Guan, Zhang, and Zhao Yun are all enemies, and there is no one to make good use of them. If Sun Qian and Mi Zhu are white-faced scholars, they are not talents who help the world. ”
"This directly puts Zhao Yun in the same position as Guan Yu and Zhang Fei's ten thousand enemies, and at the same time, it also spits out the reality that the current imperial uncle lacks real strategists."
"Isn't this just telling Liu Bei that my Mr. Shui Jing is the one who is a talent who can help the world?"
"After this, Uncle Huang's territory is there, the generals are there, and the top strategists are there, so it's not like you have to take off directly on the spot!" Xiuyan analyzed like this.
However, the emperor's party will be skeptical, and the prime minister's party will completely ridicule this as a joke.
"What bullshit Mr. Shuijing, as soon as my prime minister's army arrived, it was wiped out in an instant!" The prime ministers' party said with great disdain.