Chapter 81: Let Him Work for Thirty Years

"Sister, I really don't know that garbage...... No, it's the poet and author in that city, I have called several friends to help me find out! After finishing chatting with the free wind, Guan Zhizhi saw his sister Wang Run behind him, and was immediately frightened, and hurriedly said.

"I'm not here to ask you this question, you revealed the fact that "Watching the Sea" is from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms!" Wang Run's face was extremely cold at this time, and the pores of his younger brother Wang Han's whole body were erected, so many years of life experience told him that this was a precursor to his sister's temper about to explode and he was about to suffer inhumane abuse.

"It's not me, it's really not me, why do you say that I was exposed!" Wang Han hurriedly said.

"Huh! That's why I said Wang Han, our Wang family will definitely die in the hands of you idiot in the future. Wang Run sneered and said, "Since you have re-applied for an OO number, you have also taken the name of Guan Intellectual Disability to re-enter the group." Then why don't you use this new OO account to create a new forum account, and also use my Rain and Fish account to speak in the forum? ”

"I don't know, I just need to check the speech record of this account in the forum, and I will know that you are the first account to expose the identity of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms in the forum!"

"......" Wang Han's face suddenly suffocated like a pig's liver, and the next second he knelt down directly, hugging his sister's thigh and crying, "Sister spare my life, I won't dare next time!" ”

"Shine your thorny whip on me!" Wang Run gritted his teeth and said, Wang Han's face changed greatly, and he cried even worse.

"Hurry up, or I'll let my mother reflect her green bamboo shoot pain stick!" Wang Run said a word, Wang Han's expression was cold again, and he could only obediently reflect a rattan woven woven completely made of thorns, and handed it to his sister in a trembling manner.

Since this thorny whip is reflected by Wang Han, it is obviously the weapon in Wang Han's novel.

It's just that this weapon was not designed by Wang Han himself, but by his sister Wang Run, and the setting is a weapon made of holy thorn vines with grooves, which can bring the same pain as thorns when hitting people, but because this is made of holy thorn vines, it will not cause any actual damage to people's flesh.

In other words, it is a whip that can cause severe pain, but it does not leave a single mark on the surface of the body and does not cause any actual damage.

Well, this weapon is obviously designed to teach Wang Han a lesson, after all, everyone is a brother and sister, how unsightly it is to fight bloody and red, it is better not to see injuries.

As for Wang Han's younger brother, why did he personally design a weapon for his sister to educate himself, first, because his sister has always accumulated prestige, the most important thing is that his mother has a green bamboo shoot pain stick in her hand.

Listening to the name, you also know that this is the same as the thorn whip, which is an educational tool used by the relatives who love him the most to shape his character, and it was designed by the mother of the contracted author in the novel, and the mother is the creator of this amazing invention.

It's just that my mother's version is 1.0, and I don't have enough experience, so the pain stick designed only considers the problem of not leaving internal injuries, but it doesn't consider whether it will leave scars on the surface of the body.

Every time Wang Han was educated, he basically had to wear long clothes and pants for more than a week, and he didn't dare to go out to soak in girls, otherwise it would be embarrassing to be seen with the scars on his body.

And the thorn whip is naturally the 2.0 version, the design is very comprehensive and perfect, except for the pain when you are beaten, after the beating, it is basically the same as no one, so instead of being educated by the 1.0 version of the pain cane, it is better to reflect the 2.0 version of the pain whip yourself.

This is the choice of the wise!

On this night, there were bursts of screams in the home of the Minister of the Interior of the dignified World Government, but the people in the house, including the Minister of the Interior himself, did not react at all.

After all, they have experienced too many things like this, and they are all used to it, anyway, it is impossible for my sister to kill my younger brother, so let her fight, and save yourself the trouble of educating that unscrupulous son!

Not to mention that Wang Han was beaten by his sister, Nie Feng on the other side, that is, the wind of freedom, also couldn't sleep all night, he didn't sleep all night after being tossed by Xu Shu's plot, plus he stayed up late last night to read novels, which is two nights without sleep.

Fortunately, there is no need to go to class today, Nie Feng tried to squint for a while, but he still couldn't sleep. And in the forum, people keep sending him private messages, asking if the author's specific address has been set, after all, the whole group has been blocked now, refusing any newcomers to join, except for the wind of freedom, they have no other way to find the author's address.

The wind of freedom has been trying to recover the past with his own efforts, and since he can't sleep, he has been brushing the group chat, watching the people inside argue over what Zhuge Liang is capable of, whether he is a garbage or a waste or a substitute for Xu Shu.

It wasn't until two o'clock in the afternoon that the new update arrived as scheduled, and the wind of freedom instantly clicked on the novel and began to read it hungrily.

Finally, this time, the garbage author did not let everyone's expectations be disappointed, let alone let Uncle Liu Huang have the intention of looking around at the thatched house, this time Uncle Liu Huang finally met Zhuge Liang smoothly.

It's just that garbage authors are still very good at how to create poisonous spots and make their readers extremely unhappy. This Zhuge Liang first slept in the house in broad daylight, and asked Uncle Liu Huang to wait outside for half an hour and an hour before waking up.

According to the latest 38th edition of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms comparative dictionary, the hour is a time tool in the world of the Three Kingdoms, there are 12 hours in a day, and each hour is preceded by a different name, namely: Zi, Chou, ? Mao? 、? Noon? Extend? , Xin, Hai twelve names, the reason why there are question marks in them is that the names of these five hours have not appeared in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, so they can only be represented by question marks in the dictionary.

In addition, a day in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms is roughly the same as a day in the real world, so an hour should be equivalent to two hours.

Although there is no direct explanation in the dictionary, there is an explanation of noon.

The dictionary says that the day in the Three Kingdoms World is divided into 3 different stages, namely morning and noon, noon, and late afternoon, and noon should correspond to noon, that is, two hours between 11 am and 1 pm, and half an hour should be an hour.

That is to say, Liu Bei stood outside the door for three hours, and finally waited for Zhuge Liang to get up.

This is also the true benevolence and righteousness of our Uncle Liu Huang, otherwise if he were to be Prime Minister Cao Cheng, I am afraid that this Zhuge Liang would be cut directly.

And what's even more infuriating is that after Zhuge Liang woke up, he didn't see our poor Uncle Liu Huang for the first time, and he still had to lie on the bed and chant poetry, what "Who will wake up first?" I know it all my life. The grass hall is asleep in spring, and the day outside the window is late", the people who watched it couldn't wait to give this Zhuge Liang a late time, Ling Chi was late.

Well, because there is already a clear explanation of Ling Chi in the dictionary, as long as you are a reader of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, you should know what a terrifying way of death Ling Chi is.

"This Zhuge Liang likes to sleep so much, let him sleep to death in the future!" Some readers saw this and complained directly in the group.

"Hehe, how can it be so cheap to sleep to death, I think he should not sleep in the future, and let him work for Uncle Liu Huang for the rest of his life. Uncle Huang stood outside the door for three hours, then let him die for Uncle Huang for thirty years to enjoy it, hahahaha! One reader said happily.

But I don't know

In the twelfth year of Jian'an (207 AD), Liu Bei looked at the grass house.

In the twelfth year of Jianxing (234 AD), Zhuge Liang died of illness in Wuzhangyuan.