Chapter 171: I Don't Like the Book You Wrote
The smile on Lin Ge's face instantly froze.
That's not right.
He thought about this question before he came to the show, and thought about asking it in the show.
It's not a classic question, my girlfriend asks you, me and your mother have fallen into the water, who do you save?
Lin Ge changed the problem, and also thought about not playing cards according to the routine.
It's all about the show.
But what is the damn Xu Ye's answer?
Eating a meal?
Whose table are you eating?
Where did this one come from?
At this moment, Lin Ge reacted.
Lin Ge wanted to beat someone angrily, but when he thought that he couldn't beat Xu Ye, he still gave up.
In the carriage, everyone else burst out laughing.
Only Cheng Tianlei still has a straight face, although he also thinks it's funny, but he can't laugh.
He and Xu Ye are competitors.
In another car, Yu Wei and a group of staff members also smiled after hearing the conversation between the two.
"What an answer! I'll eat! ”
"Although Mr. Lin is also a variety show expert, his rank is too low compared to Xu Ye!"
"I'm really convinced of Xu Ye!"
This group of staff members found it so interesting.
It's still fun to shoot Xu Ye.
This show invited Xu Ye to come, it's really the right invitation!
Ma Lu on the side said with a smile: "Xu Ye, why don't you ask Lin Ge a question too, and see how he answers." ”
Xu Ye said: "Okay, but our car is still a bad car today." ”
The crowd burst into laughter again.
Especially the two female singers, who couldn't stop laughing.
They all remembered what Xu Ye said when they recorded the show last time.
The rear wheels can't catch up with the front wheels.
The larger the lotus root, the smaller the lotus root.
These two female singers are also good-looking, and they claim to be single.
As for whether he is single or not, it is not clear.
Xu Ye is now in the limelight, and under his operation, Chen Yuxin was promoted to the front line, and the old singer Lin Caixia became popular, and Dong Yukun, a newcomer, directly broke the sales record.
It is impossible to say that these two female singers do not have any thoughts about Xu Ye.
If you can find a way to ask Xu Ye to write a song for them, then what kind of wandering music will you participate in?
It's just a way, I can't think of it for the time being.
They didn't know how to communicate with Xu Ye.
Ma Lu said: "Lin Ge, I can give you a chance, you get the field back." ”
Lin Ge swore and said: "Don't worry, there is no question that I Lin Ge will not answer." ”
Xu Ye said: "Okay, then I'll ask a question." ”
Lin Ge was engrossed in his attention and put on a deaf look.
Xu Ye asked: "Pigs will give birth to pigs, sheep will give birth to sheep babies, what about chickens?" ”
Lin Ge replied directly: "Chickens will give birth to baby chickens." ”
Xu Ye shook his head helplessly: "Wrong, chickens lay eggs." ”
Lin Ge's face was stunned.
"Lin Ge, you use your brain, what about your brain." Ma Lu joked.
In fact, this kind of question will not be answered wrong as long as you think about it a little.
It's a pity that Lin Ge was in a hurry to answer and threw away his brain.
Lin Ge was still not convinced, and continued: "I'm not convinced, come again!" ”
"Okay, then I'll continue."
Xu Ye continued to ask: "Cats can meow, dogs can meow, how can ducks bark?" ”
This time, Lin Ge didn't rush to answer, and thought for a while: "The duck will quack." ”
"That's right, what about chickens?" Xu Ye asked again.
Lin Ge said without thinking: "Chickens will cluck!" ”
Xu Ye shook his head.
A female singer said, "Oh oh? ”
"That's not right."
Lin Ge frowned.
He then looked at Xu Ye with a serious face and asked, "Are you talking about this chicken serious?" ”
This road-breaking Lin Ge drove directly.
Yu Wei, who was staring at the camera screen, looked helpless.
How could a not understand what Lin Ge meant.
When I was editing in post, I had to cut it in.
Lin Ge dared to say it, and Yu Wei dared to cut it in.
Xu Ye was speechless: "Have you ever seen a chicken that is not serious?" ”
If this topic continues, it will definitely go astray.
Yu Wei reminded: "Pay attention to what you say." ”
This topic will stop there.
Lin Ge really couldn't think of it after thinking for a while, he asked, "So the chicken will?" ”
Everyone's eyes were focused on Xu Ye.
Although Cheng Tianlei didn't turn his head, his ears were already erected.
He's a king, and he's never seen any chickens.
Isn't the chicken clucking, is it ahhhh
In the expectant eyes of everyone, Xu Ye said with a serious face: "The opportunity depends on yourself." ”
In the carriage, there seemed to be a cold wind blowing.
Lin Ge was speechless.
"The homophonic stalk has to be deducted!"
"Are you convinced?" Xu Ye said with a smile.
"I'm not convinced."
"Okay, then I'll give you one last chance, answer it in three seconds, this question is very simple, and students in the first grade of elementary school will do it."
"Just ask, you're still in the first grade of elementary school, and there is someone who can handle you in the sixth grade."
Lin Ge had now picked up his brain.
He must not admit that his IQ is not as good as Xu Ye.
Even Ma Lu was in the mood.
It's a fun question.
Not to mention them, even the staff of the program team are very curious.
Xu Ye raised his fingers and gestured to three.
"Answer in three seconds, please listen to the question!"
Lin Ge didn't say anything, and listened attentively.
Xu Ye said slowly: "At the sports meeting, you ran past the second place, how many places are you?" ”
Lin Ge's eyes lit up, and he smiled: "That's it? You still want to stump me with this question? I ran past the second place, of course, the first place! ”
A smug smile appeared on his face.
Ma Lu on the side sighed helplessly, he patted Lin Ge's shoulder and said, "If you have time, go to the hospital to check." ”
Lin Ge immediately said, "What do you mean?" Did I answer incorrectly? Impossible, absolutely impossible! Isn't running past the second place the first place? ”
The two female singers also cast sympathetic glances at Lin Ge.
"Forget it, I'll go to the hospital when the section is finished." Xu Ye comforted.
Lin Ge hadn't figured it out yet.
"Not number one?" He asked.
"Running past the second place, of course not the first place." Xu Ye said.
Ma Lu couldn't stand it anymore, and said: "Ran past the second place, or the second place, you just surpassed the second place, and the first place is still ahead of you." ”
When the words fell, Lin Ge was stunned on the spot.
Xu Ye shook his head and sighed, and asked, "How long have you been in this situation?" ”
Lin Ge was even more sluggish.
Shouldn't that be the word I say to you?
You snatched my words away!
Lin Ge didn't believe in evil, he calculated it again, and muttered about the question just now.
Soon, he figured it out.
Running past the second place is still the second place.
"I can't really have a problem with my brain, right?"
Lin Ge was a little doubtful of himself now.
He actually answered such a simple question incorrectly.
A group of backstage staff members were already laughing.
Of course, they won't admit that their first reaction to the answer is also the first place.
But seeing Lin Ge's embarrassed appearance was really funny.
In the carriage, everyone ruthlessly began to mock Lin Ge.
Lin Ge has always been able to joke in the circle, and he gets along with everyone and belongs to the atmosphere group of the show.
The road was also lively.
is still the only one who does not smile and does not join the discussion, which is very cold.
After the car drove to the gate of the Palace Museum, everyone got out of the car.
The red wall of vermilion tile is magnificent.
Many parts of the world are very similar to the earth, and the same is true of this Forbidden City.
Xu Ye also saw it with his own eyes for the first time, and he was quite shocked.
The other staff members of the program team were already waiting here at this time to maintain order around them.
The Forbidden City is a museum open to the outside world, and many tourists usually visit here.
It's already very good that the program team can come here to record, and it is impossible for the Forbidden City to suspend business for the program team.
Many tourists picked up their mobile phones to take pictures after seeing everyone get off the bus.
"Isn't this Xu Ye? He dared to come to the Forbidden City! ”
"Laughing to death, why do I feel that Xu Ye is a little cowardly now."
"Is it considered that he came to the Forbidden City as a tomb robber?"
The people who eat melons are excited.
Recently, on the Yuedong platform, Xu Ye has almost finished updating the first exquisite ancient city of Ghost Blowing Lantern.
Everyone has a deeper understanding of tomb robbing.
At first, the voice of ghosts blowing out lamps and spreading bad values on the Internet was also quiet.
But this discussion evolved into when Xu Ye was invited to tea.
Everyone is looking forward to this day.
At this time, a group of staff from the Palace Museum came over.
The leader is a middle-aged man with the temperament of an expert.
With several older men and women around him, the temperament is also completely different from that of the stars in the entertainment industry.
These people are some experts from the Palace Museum Research Institute, and they study these ancient relics every day.
The person who took the lead was the director of the Palace Museum, Qi Dongxiang.
Before the recording, the program team had already greeted the singers and the Forbidden City, and everyone actually knew each other.
With a kind smile, Qi Dongxiang said, "Hello everyone, welcome to visit our Palace Museum. ”
A staff member on the side introduced Qi Dongxiang and the people around Qi Dongxiang.
This is also an introduction to the audience.
The singers also shook hands and introduced themselves.
After the six singers were introduced, Xu Ye stepped forward.
"Hello Dean Qi, I'm singer Xu Ye." Xu Ye's voice was very small.
Qi Dongxiang shook hands with Xu Ye, but after holding it, Qi Dongxiang didn't let go at all.
"The songs you write are good, but the books you write, I don't like them."
Qi Dongxiang's expression was very serious.
When the other singers heard Qi Dongxiang's words, they all chuckled in their hearts.
Xu Ye really hit the muzzle of the gun this time.
Qi Dongxiang's words were not wrong.
Cheng Tianlei said secretly in his heart: "Let you have nothing to write, and also write about tomb robbery, now it's okay, the Forbidden City doesn't want to see you." ”
The other experts also stared at Xu Ye with stern expressions.
Xu Ye directly confessed.
"Dean Qi is teaching a lesson."
However, Qi Dongxiang suddenly let go of his hand, and the serious expression on his face was retracted, but he still had some anger.
He patted Xu Ye on the shoulder and said, "Your update speed is too slow, since it's all written, why don't you send it out in one breath and serialize it?" The author of the serial is the most hateful.,I think when I was young, I was waiting for an update when I read martial arts in a magazine.,It turns out that I have to wait for an update now.。 ”
"After the show is recorded, go back and update it, my daughter likes to blow the lamp very much, if you update more, she won't bother me."
(End of chapter)