Chapter 141: Prime Minister Cao Cheng's Three Smiles and Dotted Cloud Chang [Six Watches]
An hour later, Chapter 2 is updated, and the Prime Minister's escape continues.
This time, our Prime Minister Cao Cheng was even more miserable, when it was about to dawn, it suddenly rained heavily, and the hangers were all soaked.
Our Prime Minister Cao Cheng could only follow all the military in the rain, and finally sent someone to loot some grain from the nearby village, and was about to burn the fire to cook, when suddenly someone chased after him, startling Cao Cao.
Fortunately, it turned out to be Xu Chu and Li Dian, and they also rushed over with a group of strategists, Cao Cao was overjoyed, because his own strength has strengthened a lot, and our boss Cao has regained his mentality.
The army arrived at the mouth of the gourd and was about to cook the pot, everyone took off their clothes and armor, and Boss Cao began to laugh on his back again.
The people around him were unhappy, and asked, "The prime minister laughed at Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu just now, but it attracted Zhao Zilong and lost a lot of soldiers, why are you laughing again?" ”
As a result, Prime Minister Cao Cheng smiled: "I laugh at Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu's intelligence, which is still not enough. If I use soldiers, I will also ambush a military horse in this place, and wait for work. Even if I were able to escape my life, I am afraid that I would be seriously injured and incurable. I can see this layer, but Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang can't see this layer, so I laugh at them for being stupid! ”
Then Zhang Fei came.
Cao Cao didn't even have time to eat, so he ran directly on the horse, and the first one flew out.
And Xu Chu, who also didn't eat, didn't even put on the saddle, so he ran over to deal with Zhang Fei, Zhang Liao and Xu Huang also followed, and the three of them beat Zhang Fei together, and then they escaped in a thrilling way, but almost everyone was injured.
End of Chapter 2.
"Hahahaha!"
"I'm haha!!"
The first time after reading this chapter, the whole group was filled with such cheerful laughter, and all the readers were happy after reading this chapter, even if it was not enough to make a pig cry in reality, they had to run to the group to play hahahaha, and give a certain unscrupulous author a word count to be satisfied.
Zhao Yun was the first in the world to open in the group
Cao Cao: Ladies and gentlemen, Prime Minister, I will laugh first as a tribute [everyone is more up, pay attention to the formation in the back, don't mess up]
Liu Bei: If you don't do good at home, you will be flooded by the rain when you go out
Zhang Fei: When Cao Cao was said, Cao Cao laughed
Zhang He: Cao Cao smiled, life and death are unpredictable
Cao Cao: People who love to laugh are not too lucky
Zhang Fei: Dear, help every dream
Zhang Fei: Dear, the takeout you ordered has arrived.
Zhang Fei: Dear, remember to praise it!
Cao Cao: Although I lost Chibi, of course, when it comes to escaping, I must be the first!
Cao Cao: This rain, ah, Zhuge Villager, have you counted this too?
Cao Cao: Zhuge Villager, you calculate me, ah!
Cao Cao: On-the-spot teaching, if I use soldiers, how should I deal with myself.
Cao Cao: You see, I said that everyone should be injured, and everyone should be injured, I am the first god of the Three Kingdoms.
Zhang Liao: The generals listened to the order, and the first thing to do in the future battle was to plug the prime minister's mouth first, otherwise our army would be defeated!
Zhang He: Prime Minister, I kneel on the ground and beg you, please don't laugh next time.
Cao Cao: No, I don't
Zhang He: Prime Minister, if you laugh again, Guan Yu will be the next one.
Cao Cao: What, my head Yun is coming to see him!!
Cao Cao: What, there are such good things!
Cao Cao: Haha
Cao Cao: Hahaha
Cao Cao: My head Yun is coming, I'm so happy, hahahahaha!
Guan Yu: Don't come here!
Liu Bei: I'm already laughing
……
Under the leadership of a group leader, such a speech quickly swiped the screen in the group, and everyone was exerting their ability to complain and make memes, and for a while, the entire group was like this.
But the prime ministers, who had been doing their best to defend the prime minister in the past, were completely silent at this moment.
In fact, not only do these prime ministers not maintain it, but even the leader of the prime minister's party like Brother Jiu has joined such an army of complaints.
Fortunately, in the end, Zhao Yun finally regained his responsibility as the leader of the group, and called on everyone to recover their calmness and stop swiping the screen like this. Because these comments are really funny, if he laughs any more, he will get myocarditis.
In the case of the group owner taking the lead in destroying the queue, many group members also followed suit to destroy the queue, so the prime minister's complaining party ended like this.
It's just that when the group tried to start discussing the plot again, as soon as everyone thought of the picture of the prime minister laughing, the whole person couldn't help but start laughing. Even if you are alone at home, you can't help but hold your stomach, you can't help it, it's too miserable to laugh.
"You say, why didn't the prime minister learn the lesson of the first time, and laugh the second time?" A group of friends asked curiously.
Hearing this question, many people discussed it very enthusiastically.
It is said that the prime minister's second laugh was to encourage the morale of the army
It is also said that the prime minister's second laugh is a little mentally abnormal.
It is also said that the prime minister laughed for the second time to prove that he was smarter than Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu.
But in the end, the answer that everyone agreed on was actually this
Cao Cao: Lao Tzu's TM doesn't believe in evil, Lao Tzu's TM fell for the first time in this pit, and it can't fall for the second time!!
After discussing Prime Minister Cao's laughter, the plot of the next chapter is on.
In fact, this plot is obvious, because Zhuge Liang sent three people to surround Cao Cao before, Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun in the first two roads have successfully killed Cao Cao, and the rest is Guan Yu in the third wave, whether he can also block Cao Cao.
But the answer is actually very obvious, Zhuge Liang has already won two waves, there is no reason why the third wave will lose, this TM is really not a person, it is really a god and a man.
So the next focus of everyone's attention is whether Guan Yunchang will let us Cao Cheng go.
After the two wars of Bowangpo and Chibi, all readers of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms have formed a consensus, that is, Zhuge Liang is too TM a god, others can not believe what they say, but every word of Zhuge Liang cannot be disbelieved.
Therefore, Zhuge Liang said that Guan Yu might choose to be soft-hearted and let Cao Cao go because of the kindness of the five levels and six generals. Then he really might let Cao Cao go.
But the problem is that later Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang made a military order to each other, if Guan Yu succeeded in killing Cao Cao, then Zhuge Liang would be beheaded.
If Guan Yu really let Cao Cao go, then Guan Yu would be beheaded, so even readers don't know who is right at this moment, after all, this Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang seem to have a big problem if anyone dies.
Liu Bei: Alas, why does it seem that the injured person is actually me?
So in the end, Zhao Yun was the first in the world to open a group vote, and the last look at the results, the people who voted for Guan Yu to let Cao Cao go were as high as 95%.
"It seems that readers already have a high understanding of Guan Yu's character, otherwise they would not have made such a consistent result!" After reading the voting results, Liu Xu said with emotion while snickering.
"Hahaha!" Tian Feng suddenly laughed.
"Why is Yuan Hao laughing?" Liu Xu asked curiously.
"I laugh at Guan Yu's arrogance and resourcelessness, but I can resonate with these readers from another world!" Tian Feng said with a smile.
"Quack, the one who sells the first bid!" In the next second, Tian Feng had a Green Dragon Glaive on his neck
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