04. Buy a magazine and pick up the golden retriever girl
Keeping an eye on ————————
Ignoring the girl's gaze, Asama took off her shoes, hung up the ingredients and school bag on the entrance hook, went into the bathroom to wash her hands, took the ingredients back and walked to the kitchen island to start cooking.
It feels like I've forgotten something, and that's it.
"Ah Shui, Ah ~~~~ Shui ~~~~~, Ah Shui! Ahh ”
The blonde girl pulled on her white slippers, bent over with one arm to support the other end of the island, and a fair, slender little hand shook in front of Asama's eyes.
Asama ignored it, washed the rice and started cooking.
"Ah Shui, I'm so bored at home alone~"
The blonde teen clutched her pillow on the bed and began to roll.
Asama processed the spring bamboo shoots, took out the processed bacon slices, pork belly slices, and Jinhua ham from the refrigerator and put them into the casserole that had begun to boil water.
"Gollum ~ Gollum ~ Gollum ~ Gollum ~ Gollum ~ Ha ~~~~, sure enough, it still tastes like grapes! By the way, Ah Shui, did you buy beer, beer ~ wine ~~~"
The blonde girl opened the refrigerator, opened a can of Fanta grape flavored soda, drank it in one gulp, and put it on the table.
Asama cut the green onions, take out the chopped onions and beef from the refrigerator, and start to heat the pan, add oil, add vegetables, and stir-fry.
"Ah Shui, Ah Shui, if you don't answer me again, I'm going to scream in the corridor when I strip naked~"
The blonde girl approached Asama again and watched him handle the flax tofu, holding a bottle of tempeh sauce with an unhappy Chinese woman in his hand, and using chopsticks to decorate the tofu with black tempeh, and finally sprinkle chopped green onions.
"Ah Shui, don't you think of me as an invisible PM2.5 particle in the air?"
The blonde girl lifted her waistcoat and sniffed it, revealing her white navel and lower abdomen.
Asama glanced at the range hood that had been turned on, turned on the air purifier at home, and prepared to start frying shredded pork with green peppers.
"Ah Shui~~~Please, take care of me~~~"
The blonde girl held a photo of Asama and her family in front of her desk, and pointed at Asama in the photo
Russell said well, the top ability is the shielding force, any person and thing that consumes you, it is your fault to take a second look.
"Hmph, ruthless, boring, boring man, poke you, poke you! If I ignore you again, I'll be a puppy. ”
The blonde girl continued to hold Asama's family photo and poked at Asama in the photo.
Asama looked at the table below, carelessly, it takes 30 minutes to get pickled and fresh, it's really not good, do it and put it in the refrigerator, and eat it tomorrow.
I cooked two bowls of Yangchun noodles at random, and Asama brought the dishes to the table together.
"Pochi, come over for dinner."
"Howler! And also! I'm not called Pochi! "The girl is like Crayon Shin-chan's mother, Miya.,Drill attack at Asama.。
"Okay, Pochi!"
At the dining table, Asama ate quietly, but the blonde girl kept shouting and screaming.
"Today's dishes are so rich, I thought I could only eat instant noodles like lunch! Is it a good day today? ”
"My God, Ah Shui, you are my God, how can there be such delicious Chinese food! Woo woo, why is there no beer at this time~! Beer!!!! ”
"The tempeh from a strange woman is so delicious, it should be eaten in the big lieba with caviar!"
"I see! Ah Shui,Are you an undercover agent sent to Yinghe Academy by Yuanyue Academy?! ”
"It smells so good! Ten times more fragrant than the stir-fried meat with bamboo shoots the day before yesterday! This vessel was used by Eastern alchemists to cook potions! ”
The blonde girl glanced at the casserole that was still gurgling and bubbling with the aroma of pickles, and put one arm on the upper edge of the back of the chair, like a middle-aged man, holding her stomach and looking up with emotion.
"Great satisfaction, great satisfaction, just waiting for the last dish!"
"So, Pochi, when are you going home?"
Asama regretted his original decision, it must have been the hormones in his body, but he didn't expect that as a supporting role, he would also face such a test.
Pochi stayed at Asama's house for three days, and she didn't take the initiative to say the name, and Asama didn't bother to ask.
The reason for this romantic comedy-like situation is that things go back to last Friday night.
After deploying Ichiro Oshima and Yusuke Nakamura's weekend operation, Asama would go to a nearby convenience store on Friday and buy a few magazines with a lot of attitudes that were on sale at Kanyo Day.
Absolutely serious fashion and art magazines, after all, most convenience stores don't sell adult magazines that don't make a profit.
Asama needed to grasp some information as soon as possible and update his aesthetic database.
For example, the new design of Nakamura Century and Fujiwara Hiroshi, the new interview between Dai Fan and Jeff Koons, or the new inspiration of Jonathan Anderson, the social phobic design director of Loewe, or the new collaboration between a big brand and a trendy brand.
As a love mentor, aesthetics must be online, and packaging design for customers is the most important basic skill, except for handsome guys like Arima, who have a self-contained system and look against the sky.
Then, before entering the store, he found a blond-haired, mushroom-like Pochi squatting in the corner of the store to drink.
When Asama Shiro prostituted 2 magazines and chose a few others to check out.
Pochi was already in the corner of the alley opposite, surrounded by several delinquent teenagers.
Asama, who respects public order and good customs, looked around, hesitated for a moment, but still raised his phone and intervened.
"Hey, a few little brothers over there, the police will be here soon, I've already shot the video of your hands, and you don't want to make headlines on the hot list on Twitter, you don't have a code."
Even if it's the first time to do this kind of thing, Asama is not afraid, and even because he finally said the sentence "You don't want to...", his inner emotions began to rise.
There are really few Japanese who act bravely, but Asama's voice is so loud that it attracts the attention of passers-by on the street.
Just as some passers-by began to stop and watch the next episode of Asama's stunned youth being sent to the hospital before the police came.
Unexpectedly, the delinquent teenager exchanged opinions and confessed to evacuating.
I don't know if it's an excess of self-awareness, but Asama actually heard three words like "big teacher".
The sensitive ear from the countryside does not deceive, and the pronunciation cannot be said to be exactly the same, only to be exactly the same.
Putting his doubts aside and waiting for everything to calm down on the street, Asama asked, about 3 meters away from Pochi:
"Hey, are you alright?"
Poki raised his head, his face was slightly red, and his eyes were confused, and he said:
"yes, it's a handsome guy!"
Every time someone shouts a handsome guy, this must be a salesman from across the sea.
The supporting tough guys who feel that they have nothing to do with handsome guys have begun to turn around.
"I'll withdraw first if there's nothing to do, go home early, goodbye."
Unexpectedly, Poki trotted all the way behind Asama, and then maintained the 3-meter distance between Asama and her.
You walk and she goes, you run and she runs, you stop and she stops, and she looks at you when she stops.
Am I walking my dog?
All the way, I walked to the door of Azabu Juban's Chinese restaurant.
"Ah Shui, the stinky mandarin fish you ordered, it's really not easy to get this."
At the door of the Chinese restaurant, Boss Qin handed over the food wrapped in tin foil and wrapped in several layers of plastic bags to Asama.
Asama thanked him and paid the money, and then left, while Pochi fell steadily behind Asama.
I didn't have to take a few steps in the direction of the apartment, and Pochi, who was about 3 meters apart, leaned in again.
"Ah, who? Interesting name, ah who, do you understand Chinese? Ah who? ”
BOQI FAMILIARLY USED THE TITLE HE HEARD FROM BOSS QIN, AND KEPT PRACTICING THE PRONUNCIATION OF "A (THREE TONES)-SHUI (TWO TONES)" LAMELY, AND TALKED WITH ASAMA.
Asama turned his head to Pochi expressionlessly, "I said, aren't you going home?" Why are you following me? ”
"Hey~ I don't have a home, I was just going to find a place to sleep. I see, ah, who is your family is very suitable~~"
"I don't call ah, who, the Japanese is shizu water."
"Oh! ~~~~Shizuki-chan, Ah Shui, this name suits you very well. ”
Before it was dark, the street lights were already on, and Asama walked to the door of a building and gave Pochi an ultimatum.
"I'm already home, you follow me again, I'll call the police."
"You report, anyway, I remember where Ah Shui lives, I'll come to you after eating pork chop rice."
“......”
Asama didn't call the police after all, and under Pochi's surprised gaze, he walked back, turned two corners, and returned to his apartment building, and then acquiesced to Pochi's follow-up in his 1LDK apartment.
"Wow, Ah Shui, your home is very good!"
Like a golden retriever who had never been disciplined, Pochi took off his shoes and put on the shoes that belonged to Asama, and then sat on the Asama bed, looking around with wide eyes.
Asama walked to the sofa with socks on and sat down, looked at Pochi and said, "Tell me, what the hell is going on?" What about your family? ”
"No~" Pochi was already like a monk, cross-legged on his bed.
Hey, you didn't even take a shower!
"Travelers?"
"Authentic Japanese!" Pochi maintained a cross-legged position on the bed and bowed to Asama.
"Why don't you go to an internet café, KTV, or a 24-hour McDonald's?"
"There's no money~"
"Isn't there money to buy alcohol?"
"Ah, that's the last money~"
"Isn't McDonald's 0 consumption?"
"That's embarrassing~"
You're in a strange man's high school home, are you embarrassed?
"How can I casually follow into a stranger's house, what should I do if I am reported by a neighbor as an abductor!"
"It's okay, I'm an adult, you see!" Poki rolled up her sleeves, showing off her snow-white biceps.
I don't have the strength to complain.
"Also, Ah Shui, do you want to do it? Just think of it as rent. ”
Pochi grinned, causing Asama to be stunned for a moment.
"What stupid are you talking about, go take a shower for me first!"
"Oh~~~ Do you want to take a bath first, I'll wash it for nothing! By the way, Ah Shui, do you have a change of clothes? ”
"The bathroom is over there, you go wash it first, you can soak it for a little longer. I'll go to a nearby convenience store and buy clothes for you. ”
Asama quickly took off his school uniform, changed into a black jacket, put on his shoes again, and the first thing he did when he went out searched with his mobile phone, [How many years is the male high school student, how many years is the sentence for abducting adults? 】
The congested brain began to calm down, and the imperial engine in the chest also calmed down.
It's still too immature, and if you don't have the ability to take responsibility, adults are just grown up children.
At the age of 50, can't you control your desires?
It's okay to refuse directly, but I'm still fantasizing about this dignity and this kind of supporting personality, will there really be a beautiful girl who throws herself into her arms to start a romantic comedy?
Obviously decided to fall in love with insulation. Do you think you have the ability to handle everything by taking the trouble that has nothing to do with making money on yourself?
I have three provinces in my day.
While blaming himself, Asama crossed the two chomees and went to a convenience store in another block, and after buying a set of pajamas, a set of tank top shorts, a few packs of sanitary napkins, a box of cotton swabs, a toothbrush, a cup, and so on, he thought about it and bought a few more cans of carbonated drinks.
Unexpectedly, when he opened the door, Poki had already washed it out, wearing a white T-shirt printed with the words "Hidden Way" and dark gray underwear, and sat on the bed watching TV with a big grin.
"Ah Shui is back, welcome home!"
"This isn't your home!"
"Na, I found that Ah Shui, you have a lot of interesting things at home! What are these jumbled lines? Pochi pointed to a painting at the head of the bed.
"Pollock."
"And what is this strange building?" Poki pointed to the painting on the wall side of the bed.
"Chirico."
"And what about this bombardier with flowers?"
"Banksy."
"Ah Shui is really a strange person~~ There are no books under the bed, no movies on the computer, no comics and models on the desk, what "I Dropped a Bomb", "The Fool Who Walks Randomly", "Azure Tricks", are all strange books.
Ah Shui really doesn't look like a Japanese high school student who is physically and mentally able-bodied, could it be that you are a Chinese student? ”
Do Chinese students have such stereotypes? I apologize to all Chinese students!
"I've already bought my clothes, please change my clothes for me."
Pochi looked at the various things in the plastic bag and said with some emotion:
"Wow, did you buy these for me?"
Do you think I'm someone who knows how to use tampons?
"Ah Shui is really considerate~"
Half an hour later, Asama came out of the bathroom.
"I said, did you just brush your teeth?"
"Brushed it, do you want to smell it? The lemon mint flavored toothpaste is very useful! ”
"You... Is it my toothbrush? ”
"Of course~"
How can there be such a person?
"Did you do it on purpose, or did you do it accidentally."
"I did it on purpose."
"Don't do that again!"
"Hi ~ Hi ~ Got it, I'll be careless next time ~"
...
"By the way, don't you wash your underwear yourself?"
"Huh? Is there a problem with throwing it in the washing machine together? ”
...
Terrible memories end.
In short, Asama provoked a woman who shouldn't be provoked.
Pochi's name was actually figured out last weekend.
Izumo Katea, a Japanese-Russian half-breed, is indeed an 18-year-old girl.
A graduate of Edogawa Maria College, who just graduated this year and did not go to university.
The eyes are grayish-blue, the hair is not dyed, the skin is as white as milk, and the figure is just right.
Bright blonde hair, likes to tie double ponytails, and if you add tsundere, it's a proper romantic comedy defeated dog group.
As the daughter of a gang boss in Edogawa Ward, she wandered from Edogawa to Minato Ward by herself through Koto Ward and Chuo Ward to Minato Ward without a mobile phone or luggage, and wandered for at least 3 weeks.
Asama has no more accurate news yet.
For humanitarian reasons, he did not sweep Pochi out of the house.
And because he didn't know the real situation, Asama didn't rush to contact the police or the gangsters.
Asama finished the last bite of longevity noodles and thought to himself, although when he sent money at the convenience store, he and his mother had a porridge on the phone.
But for my first birthday in Tokyo, I felt good to have someone to spend with me.
If you don't speak, you're a beauty.
Ah, what is the feeling of catching shrimp farmers?
Meal
"Eh, Ah Shui, why are the questions you did so difficult, I can't understand them at all!"
After taking a shower, Pochi leaned over to Asama in his pajamas, staring at the test paper on the desk with dizzy eyes.
"Pochi, did you really graduate from high school?"
"Ah Shui, do you have common sense! Graduation has nothing to do with studying! ”
I'm also going to let you make a few rolls as room fees, is there really a difference between you guys and pets?
It's really useless except for consuming my property.
Asama solved the homework neatly, brushed 2 past exam papers by the way, and spent another hour combing through some information about the customers of the love counseling department.
While working in Asama, Pochi was still very cooperative and didn't make any sound.
Looking back, Poch was already asleep holding a positive novel of "Golden Dreams".
Covered Pochi with a blanket and began to make up the couch.
Everything is ready, okay, turn off the lights, go to bed.
Take Arima's main quest and receive the rewards of the Hanzawa side quest, if life is a game, Asama is getting better.
In the 50 years of Asama's mediocrity, this is a very memorable birthday.
In his dreamland, Asama became the king of Tokyo's underground, the protagonist of the ground, all of his pawns.
What's even more outrageous is that he found that he has become a handsome guy, no, no, in this superficial society, handsome guys are not worthy of being the strength of the shadow!
The dream led to Asama's consciousness, drifting farther and farther.
Asama faintly heard some electronic synthesized.
[System update completed]
[Version content verifying...]
【Verification Successful】
【Host Discovery】
【Scan code host matching...】
[Matching degree 999%]
【Start Binding ......】