Chapter 490: This kind of online drama should be boycotted!
After the weekend, whether it is a student party or a migrant worker, the mental state of the week will be relaxed.
Nowadays, the life of young people is very stressful, and it is precisely because of this that many people are deeply touched by the lyrics of the song "Never Expected".
"The pressure of life has made me forget who I am, and I want to be a hero but I am still the unlucky Wang Da Hammer."
"This world makes you helpless, and you don't know whether it's good or bad, and you're afraid that you'll miss this era if it's changing too fast."
Wang Dazhui is not a person, but a reflection of many people in real life.
"Look at what Wang Dazhui is doing today!"
This time, Wang Dazhui still used his mobile phone to demonstrate to Boss Gao.
The audience is still quite interested in these riots.
"This is definitely not a decompression game, the difficulty of the second level is too high, and it often makes me go up!"
On the other hand, Chen Guangze's heart was very unhappy.
"It's so easy to answer the question, it's a big deal, I just need to search the Internet for the answer to the question."
This time, he finally cleared the game.
"It's so fast!"
"Xu Ye, get out of here! You call this a decompression game? ”
It's cleared, because the whole arm is gone.
In the end, Wang Dazhui said to the general: "General, the poison on your arm has been completely removed. ”
The word decompression is also capitalized and bold.
In a rental house in a small area of Hangzhou.
But "Plants vs. Zombies" and "Temple Run" are real lessons for the gaming industry.
It was a pleasant surprise.
This concludes the first half of the fourth episode.
The topic of sheep is the most discussed, because there are really people who have run out of props and haven't cleared the level.
In some group photos released by a big studio, there is Zheng Yu in it, and people with good memories also have an impression of this agent.
If you don't clear the customs, you'll have to curse.
After seeing this, the audience was dumbfounded.
What everyone didn't expect was that when the tidbits were played, three sentences appeared on the big screen.
That's a bit outrageous.
Recently, the company's efficiency has not been very good, and it is said that it will cut salaries and lay off employees, which makes Xiao Zhang's heart quite stressful.
[B, Xu Nanjia]
In the subsequent plot, Wang Dazhui first took out the first game he designed to show Boss Gao.
Zhang chose option D, which is the correct answer.
All the questions in this are also provided by Xu Ye.
[D, Xu Beijia]
Although today is Friday, tomorrow, Xiao Zhang still has to go to work.
Does barrage count?
I really didn't expect it!
Then entered the feature film link, and Boss Gao asked Wang Dazhui to plan a game and asked for something to do with "Hurricane".
As soon as he got home, Xiao Zhang turned on his mobile phone and watched the latest episode of "Never Expected".
[D, never expected]
[A, ten didn't expect]
The dreams of the poor are so restrained.
The audience was stunned as they cooperated with the video presentation.
Sand sculpture netizens didn't say anything more.
Xiao Zhang clicked on the plus sign, and a window popped up.
"It's a spoof, but everyone is very happy to watch it, and it won't affect our love for famous books."
The barrage is constantly scrolling above.
A new problem has come out again.
"Which of the following actors has played in "Never Expected"?"
"I'm also a spicy, hurricane Qiqiang, what do you think, dean!"
It's just that he doesn't have any props right now.
He thought that two props had been used, and it was time to clear the level.
"This has to be played!"
However, the sense of accomplishment after playing the level is still very refreshing.
Wang Dazhui decided to continue to work hard for the sake of a reward of one million.
These two games have been launched on the app stores of major mobile phones, and can be searched for download.
What the hell are these answers?
That's the answer, isn't it?
Both games have different styles, one is a tower defense game and the other is a parkour game, and they both attract different types of players.
"Off work? You're off work at eight o'clock? I'm still in the company. ”
At this point, there is only one empty slot left in the slot below the game interface, and if the last empty slot is occupied and has not been eliminated, then the game fails.
Zhang continued to click on the Get Item.
In short, either watch the ad or share the ad.
After answering a question about "Never Expected" again, Xiao Zhang obtained an item.
Zhang immediately searched for it in the game interface.
When Wang Dazhui finished saying this, the audience couldn't stop laughing.
As a result, in the picture behind it, there was a picture of Wang Da Hammer tying Boss Gao to a chair with a rope and whipping him with a small leather whip.
Xiao Zhang smiled: "This game is not difficult." ”
Then he moved on to the next level.
When he entered this game, he saw that there was a friend leaderboard in this game, which was still empty.
Xu Ye's arrangement for Zheng Yu is also to start with these unimportant small roles first, and then contact those important roles when they are practiced.
"Dean, you are really not doing your job every day!"
At the beginning of this episode, the patients of Huohua Hospital burst out laughing and left messages in the barrage.
If you don't watch "Never Expected", you will feel a little outdated when surfing the Internet.
"I really laughed while playing, laughed and laughed and cried, why can't I play this broken game!"
"Want to play, is there a game for you?"
The first game here was changed by him with the "sheep is a sheep" demon, and the patterns of the small squares in it were replaced with the avatars of the characters in Hurricane.
After clearing the customs, Xiao Zhang breathed a sigh of relief.
Boss Gao was already confused, but finally gave an opinion.
"Unexpectedly, the general finally passed away on his own initiative."
The key is that these three games are quite fun, and the gameplay of a sheep is evolved from the entertainment.
The patients in Huohua Hospital all laughed.
As for the reason why Boss Gao's actor makes some people feel familiar, it is because the person who plays Boss Gao is Xu Ye's former agent Zheng Yu.
"Keep playing!"
Without thinking about it at all, netizens guessed that these problems must have been thought out by Xu Ye, and normal people would not have this brain circuit.
For example, the first game is called Sheep and a Sheep, which can be played in the Mini Program.
"Xu Ye is still spoofing Hurricane, why doesn't Teacher Chen criticize a few words, ah? It turns out that Hurricane is Xu Ye's drama. ”
[B, Baibai didn't expect]
Although watching Wang Dazhui can't solve the real problem, it can at least make him feel a lot better.
"Comedy? Vulgar? Not educational? I'm just a layman, I love to watch! ”
"Scared me, I thought I had lost my discipline, but it turned out that I didn't have discipline at all."
To get props to answer questions, this may have been figured out by Ye.
Isn't this Party A or the brain-dead leader in the company!
Every time I make a request, I don't finish it all at once.,I have to do it once and then let it change it once.,As a result, I still think the first version is better.。
"May I ask what awards Wang Dazhui has won in the Central Plains?"
In the barrage, someone also mentioned the identity of Boss Gao.
Sure enough, he found three items on the game interface.
The following sentence is the classic line in "Never Expected", "I think of running in the sunset that afternoon, it was my lost youth." ”
In the process of scraping bones and curing poison, Wang Dazhui took out a hammer, chisel, electric drill, saw, and even an angle grinder, but the general still did not cry out in pain.
In fact, there is another reason why he posted on Weibo, that is, the drama "You Are My Savior" is really not popular.
Even though the feature film has ended, everyone still did not quit, but watched the filming footage behind.
But for ordinary workers, the pressure is one thing, and the most important thing is that when you face these problems, you are at a loss and have nothing to do.
Everyone never expected that Xu Ye would play like this, and he could become popular by relying on games.
"An Xin and Gao Qiqiang are afraid that they didn't expect that there would be such a day."
Someone in the barrage has already started to ask.
The corresponding game of "An Xin vs. Gao Qiqiang" is "Plants vs. Zombies".
After a few minutes, his face changed from relaxed at first to solemn.
Three games and never expected these four topics to hang directly on the hot search for a day.
Subsequently, Wang Dazhui came up with a game adapted from "Temple Run".
"As long as you answer the correct answer to the following questions, you will get a chance to use the item, which can only be used by this game."
Looking at the small squares densely overlapping on the screen of the mobile phone, if you want to eliminate all these small squares, you won't get the Year of the Monkey.
"The difficulty of the first level is not high at all, and it is normal for the second level to be a little difficult, and there is a sense of accomplishment when you pass the level with difficulty!"
"It's also linked up with Hurricane!"
It's both an online drama and a game, what a system!
Everyone is still very relieved about Xu Ye, Xu Ye has ignored Chen Guangze for the past few days, and he must be holding back his big moves.
One is to take a step back, one is to shuffle and rearrange all the small squares on the interface, and the other is to move out the blocks in the slot below, so that there are five more empty slots.
This time, the angle chosen by Chen Guangze is a spoof.
As soon as Zhang entered the game, he heard some familiar background music.
What people didn't expect was that netizens who were really idle and had nothing to do began to charge money.
"So what's the point of this ad?"
Don't ask, ask is that the company strictly implements the 996 policy.
[C, thousands of thousands of unexpected]
Every step of Wang Dazhui was never expected.
Many of the lines in it are now on the verge of becoming a cultural phenomenon on the Internet.
Soon he remembered that this was the melody of "Ordinary Disco".
The content of this episode is the same as the others, except that the sponsorship ad at the beginning has changed.
It doesn't matter, with the introduction and animation of Wang Dazhui, everyone can also understand what this game means.
"This kind of online drama should be banned! Boycotted! ”
There are four more options below.
The two games, "Plants vs. Zombies" and "Temple Run", also made it to the soaring charts of major app stores on the second day, and occupied the first and second places.
"What a game!"
After this kind of remark came out, many people really echoed it.
So, Xiao Zhang began to play.
This also advertised "Never Expected".
He can be said to hate Xu Ye's behavior deeply.
[A, Best Strawberry Seed Award]
Everyone thought that these three games were made up by Xu Ye, but there was no such game at all, but I didn't expect that there really was.
After Xu Ye's changes to this game, the ability to make money has decreased a lot, but the fun has increased a lot.
Wang Dazhui directly showed the gameplay of a sheep in the video.
"Let's play first."
Even so, Chen Guangze did not stop.
Seeing the end, Xiao Zhang's mood relaxed a little.
Zhang clicked to start the game.
"This is a malicious slander of other works that will affect the judgment of children!"
Xiao Zhang looked at the three games introduced in the video.
He's under a lot of pressure right now, and of course he's going to decompress.
What a dream!
But Xiao Zhang's competitiveness has risen.
The first level passed easily.
This game has no ads but answers questions, which is already very conscientious.
These two classic games on Earth have also set off a frenzy in this world.
"In the end, Gao Qiqiang's head fell off and I laughed to death!"
"Why is the second level so much more complicated than the first level, what's the situation?"
Many netizens who were watching the video were groaned.
"As long as this game is out, I will play it!"
And Wang Dazhui has already imagined how to spend this million.
Subsequently, Boss Gao vetoed the plan on the grounds that the game had nothing to do with the plot.
As a result, after the title of the fourth episode came out, the barrage directly began to scold the mother.
On the barrage, the audience also discussed.
He's mentally ill, and he has a lot of ideas.
At this time, "Hurricane" appeared here, which brought a lot of surprises to everyone.
Zhang clicked the Next button at the bottom of the window.
After searching for the applet, I found the game, and unlike in the video, this game is based on sheep.
On the hot search the next day, all three games were on the hot search.
What Chen Guangze didn't expect was that the more people in their group of film and television drama circles criticized, the more audiences of "Never Expected" became.
Some players don't even play the game, it's purely for stamp collecting, and everyone wants to see how many weird questions are built into this game.
He saw his own shadow in Wang Dazhui's body.
However, the following ramblings in the fourth episode are:
You know, I never expected that there would be a few sassy words under the title of each episode.
Wang Dazhui begged Boss Gao to give him another chance.
This is a fill-in-the-blank question.
[C, Best Knitting Award for Instant Noodles]
Programmer Xiao Zhang has just come home from work.
Where are you going to get back to you?
"? Why is there anything else down there? What a head at this time! ”
If you want to get props, you need to see ads, and if you want to continue playing, you can watch ads, and you can also watch ads when you resurrect.
It's just that these can only be Wang Dazhu's fantasies.
Xiao Zhang himself is a program player, and in his impression, the favorite thing of this kind of mini program game is to share advertisements and go viral.
"The plan this time is like this, An Xin wants to prevent Gao Qiqiang from leaving Jinghai City with impunity, so that An Xin becomes a plant that can spit out things, and then stay in front of the entrance of the highway, as long as Gao Qiqiang gets close, he will spit out things and hit him, I name this game An Xin vs. Gao Qiqiang."
"The three games featured in this video have all been made, so please download them as follows."
This kind of question, it's not difficult at all, okay?
He directly chose option D and got a chance to use the global scramble item.
Who would have thought that there were three games in the play, and Xu Ye made them all.
"I've been on duty for a week, and I'm counting on seeing Wang Dazhui relax."
Players can only clear the level if they eliminate all the avatars on the field, and players will keep playing in order to clear the level faster. ”
Because he's stuck in a dead end again.
[A, Xu Dongjia]
Unexpectedly, a few minutes later, he got stuck again.
Xiao Zhang immediately opened the game and reopened it.
Wang Dazhui shouted while pumping back: "Damn, it's not that it's simple, it's okay to have a plot, why didn't you say you wanted a big scene earlier." ”
In the video, Wang Dazhui is holding a mobile phone to demonstrate to Boss Gao.
"I think it's really fun."
"Dude, I'm watching the penguin video right now!"
"Reasonable! It's very reasonable, what you didn't do in the TV series, you did it in the game! ”
Xiao Zhang suddenly came up, he worked hard for a long time just to win the first place, which was taken away by others!
"It's too hard!"
Xu Huohua is a master who will never suffer.
It's all for money, for this job, no matter how stupid Party A and the boss are, they don't have to bear it.
After a few minutes, Xiao Zhang's mentality broke down a little.
In the end, Wang Dazhui was also killed by the general's men.
Migrant workers feel a strong sense of substitution.
You can only wait, and you can only hope that your fate is better.
Who the seeds strawberries and punches holes in lotus roots!
It's possible that instant noodles are knitted.
"Xu Ye spoofed the characters in the famous book "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" in the drama "Never Expected", which is a manifestation of disrespect for the famous book and disrespect for culture! This kind of drama should be boycotted! ”
This made the number of views of "Never Expected" on Penguin Video soar further.
There was a lot of scolding of Xu Ye on the Internet.
After all, as long as he has a million, he can directly add ten eggs to the pancake fruit in the future!
"It seems like the scene is too small."
"Sheep is a very decompressing game, everyone can play it at any time as long as they are free."
"I was watching the video, and the boss asked me to change the plan again, and I was off work! I'm! ”
The latter two props can solve his problems.
"Xu Ye, is it necessary for you to raise the threshold for making online dramas so high? The game is all out. ”
As soon as he saw the appearance of the second level, Xiao Zhang was stunned.
Then, a new window appears with the problem inside.
Another new problem has appeared on the game's interface.
Anyone who hasn't played it has the illusion that the game looks simple.
This plot makes the sad migrant workers very cool to watch.
Wang Dazhui became a miracle doctor, and met a famous general who wanted to scrape bones to cure poison, but he never expected that in the process of scraping bones and curing poison, the general would not cry out for pain.
The real situation is that Boss Gao directly said that I should find someone else to do it?
It's much better than watching those bad movies and bad dramas.
He's going to be the first of all his friends to clear the game!
This is the end of the episode.
In his opinion, he is defending art!
Defend the true art!
In anticipation of the audience, Penguin Video has updated the content of the fourth episode.
As soon as he entered, he saw the first level of kindergarten difficulty, and Xiao Zhang became familiar with the gameplay after a few clicks.
It turns out that the game can still do that!
We are a group of game planners, who are not as good as a star in the entertainment industry?
He's Xu Ye, that's fine.
[D, the most perfect shelling award for pipi shrimp]
After seeing these options, Xiao Zhang really didn't hold back.
"This boss Gao is a little familiar."
But now there are no more small squares on the field that can be eliminated.
The screen was immediately swiped on the barrage.
"Boss Gao, don't get excited, this is my idea, put the small squares of Hurricane's avatars on this lawn, and the player will click on these avatars with their fingers to select them, move them to the space below, and disappear as long as there are three identical avatars connected together.
"This game is a bit like a match."
[C, Xu Xijia]
"The content of this article will be visible after replying."
Follow the game's prompts and use each item a maximum of twice per round.
"This show is sponsored and broadcast by Penguin Video mobile client, since I installed this APP, my mother no longer has to worry about my festival."
He is purely here to rub Xu Ye's popularity.
As a result, the general fell directly to the ground and died.
This made the popularity of "Never Expected" go up a lot.
Netizens also often ridiculed, "shaking hands is the Gao family".
There is also a topic on Weibo, the topic is the problems they found shared by netizens, there is a lot of power, and after everyone summarizes these questions and answers, it is also full of laughter.
What a strange question!
Xiao Zhang chose the option of Xu Nanjia and got another prop.
The most speechless is a group of people in the entertainment industry.
Xiao Zhang was already complaining in his heart.
This game is based on the game "Plants vs. Zombies" on Earth, and there is no such game as Plants vs. Zombies in this world.
There are many, many more people like Xiao Zhang.
In the play, Zheng Yu's performance is still very good.
[B, Lotus Root Best Punching Award]
Leaderboards are ranked according to the time it takes to clear a level.
To this day, he still posts a routine criticism on Weibo.
In the evening, the fifth episode of "Never Expected" was updated.
At the end of the introduction, there is such a sentence.
He stared at his phone screen in thought.
Looking at the cute lambs in the game interface, with this background music, Xiao Zhang also thinks it's quite interesting.
"What age is this, and you are still here? You're a little unconfident in your culture! ”
In the previously played plots, there are spoofs of the characters of the Three Kingdoms, such as Liu Bei and Adou, and there are also feather bone scraping to cure poison.
There was not much time left for him.
"What kind of weird game is this? Dean, you're too thoughtful. ”
It's just that although the game has been released, Shi Donghui hasn't done any publicity, and no one is playing this game so far.
It's just that in the end, Boss Gao didn't respond.
"I have an idea to make a game of Hurricane, so I'll make a fishing game."
"I think I'm playing to death."
But when Xiao Zhang returned to the main interface to check the friend leaderboard, he found that the leaderboard had been captured by his friends, and his score was only ranked eleventh.
At this time, the audience did not realize that the game was not what it seemed.
Just now, Xiao Zhang has already used a global scramble prop and a prop to move the block in the slot up.
Just ask, how many people haven't thought of teaching Party A or stupid leaders a lesson.
After this sentence came out, a group of migrant workers finally realized why this plot had a sense of déjà vu.
After using this prop, Xiao Zhang thought that he could clear the level, but he didn't expect that after a few minutes, he got stuck again.
You know, every time you play the game, you consume stamina, you spend stamina for stamping, and when you run out of stamina, you either have to wait for recovery, or you have to recharge money.
"This time I designed a plot at the beginning of the game, Gao Qiqiang was selling fish in the vegetable market, An Xin brought someone to catch Gao Qiqiang, Gao Qiqiang started to run, An Xin began to chase, Gao Qiqiang can also collect gold coins when he runs, I named this game Qiqiang of Hurricane."
This time, Wang Dazhui came up with a final solution.
This game is so difficult!
This is not a decompression game at all!
There were several times when Xiao Zhang was about to get up, and he wanted to smash his phone.
But there is a plus sign in the upper right corner of the item's icon.
Xiao Zhang laughed directly.
"Let's play this decompression game first."
But now there are not many small squares left on the field, and he believes that he will be able to clear the level.
"It's just too spoof, disrespectful to the classics!"
"It's so vivid! It's exactly like me as a part-time worker! ”
Xiao Zhang quickly clicked to get the prop.
As long as he scolds once, he can attract a wave of attention, and then attract traffic for his drama.
But because you can answer up to six questions in each game, it is still a bit difficult for netizens to collect questions.
"Please answer, which web drama is the source of the following sentence?"
Then the second half begins.
Who would have thought that it has been a few months since the end of the "Hurricane" update, but on the shaking hand and the little rotten station, you can still often brush up on "Hurricane"-related videos.
Seeing this question, Xiao Zhang laughed directly.
"Dean, you're really sick!"
The game Temple Run was also a phenomenal game when parkour games were just emerging.
After that, it was explained that the game "Hurricane Qiqiang" corresponds to "Temple Run".
Written below are the introductions of several games.
"Huh? It looks like it's gone under this piece, how can it still be! ”
"It's bad, Chen Guangze is going to post on Weibo again!"
Because the content of this episode is "Journey to the West".
(End of chapter)