Do you know what Quasimodo of Notre Dame and Gwynplain of the Smiling Man have in common?

All written by Hugo?

No, it's that they're all misunderstood because they're ugly and deformed.

But Gwynplaine is luckier than Quasimodo, because Ti is blind, so he sees his soul and falls in love with him.

The plot of the novel from hundreds of years ago is still ironically playing out in this superficial world.

When you see a handsome guy, you think he is smart, kind, and versatile.

When I saw an ugly man, I felt that he was psychologically dark, irresponsible, poor and lazy.

In fact, being good-looking is no different from a plant evolving its genitals in a fancy way.

Pretty is a deception that makes people happy.

Cosmetics will always sell better than books, this is not a distortion, but human nature.

Only those who have been hurt by this deception will see the hearts of those who have no pretense in their precious stones.

Getting back to business,

If people who don't look good can't get love, then how did the genes of your and my ordinary faces have been inherited from hundreds of thousands of years ago?

It's all about clever marriage, intrigue, pie from the sky, and random improvisation?

Asama could even write two essays on spirit and flesh without a draft to inspire the boy in front of him, but he probably won't read them.

So Asama sighed:

"You don't have to pay too much attention to the pretty face or the appearance. These are just sufficient and non-essential conditions for love, which only make the love game a little easier, and are not the only key to love. ”

"Then why am I not popular?"

"Isn't it normal to be unattractive and unpopular? Why don't you think about why some people who are not good-looking are so popular? ”

"How can you have a relationship if you are not popular?"

"No matter how popular a person is, he only has 24 hours a day, he will get sick and die, and he will be poor."

"If you spend more time, have a healthy body, and have a positive life, you can always win the game and have a relationship."

"But what if the opponent is more willing to spend time than you, is still healthy, is still beautiful, and is still active?"

"Learn from him and surpass him. If it doesn't work, calm down and change your goal. ”

Asama told the boy Hitomi Tomiya the story of Socrates asking his disciples to pick one of the largest ears of wheat.

"So love is renunciation?"

"No, love is not a feeling of possession, but a feeling of transmission, preferably a feeling of resonance, of course.

So love doesn't go away, it doesn't need to give up, but it shifts.

Think about the girl you like, what is it about you that attracts you? ”

“...... In fact... He's not a girl. ”

“...”

Hell yes today.

Forget it, it's not a matter of character, this kind of thing is not the ultimate heresy in the eyes of Asama.

"And what is it about him that attracts you?"

"He would greet me very kindly; In addition, he can remember the names and merits of each of his classmates; He looks handsome when he plays football; He laughs very close and warm; He..."

Holding back the physical discomfort, Asama interrupted Ren Tomiya.

"Have you ever liked other boys in the past?"

"No, before I met him, I thought I liked girls. The magazines in the collection are also girls'. ”

"Can you still raise the flag for girls' magazines now?"

"It's all right."

Asama took a deep breath.

"That's it. Do you think he likes boys or girls? ”

"Girl..."

"If you were to force a boy who likes a girl to like a boy, do you think you still like it?"

"If you don't try, I don't know..."

"What do you think are the virtues of your opponent that you like by that boy?"

"It's very good at dressing up, giving people a sense of fashion. Physical education class always attracts everyone's attention and is very enthusiastic and generous. ”

Asama combed through the information, took a closer look at Tomiya, customized 3 reference looks for him, and suggested that he develop his relationship online, meet offline women's clothing, and quickly send this future boss away.

There was a sudden dinging in my head.

[The wingman system searched for the host side quest - attachment to your tenderness

Target: Ren Tomiya

Target: Koichi Kamiyama

Mission content: Within one month, ensure the success of Ren Tomiya's confession to Koichi Kamiyama

Mission Rewards: Wingman Points: 80 points; Electronic money: 10 million; Bonus Trait - Like-Sex Attracts, Slightly Increases Same-Sex Favorability, +20 Affiliation for Coming Out of the Closet]

I will never do this task in my life!

Sending off Ren Tomiya, Asama feels a little stomachache.

To be honest, this small-eyed boy's facial features are very suitable for makeup.

The face is positive, the nose is high, the tip of the nose is thin, and the lips are thin.

The skeleton and size are not big, and if you put on makeup and women's clothing, you may be more like a girl than a girl.

I can't think about it, staring into the abyss will be eroded by the abyss!

Asama brought the □□□ star with him again, trying to ease the feeling of vertigo.

Even if it's Yinghe Academy, there are all kinds of people.

Or is it easier for children from rich families to be weird?

At this time, there was another knock on the door of the love counseling department.

This time it's a girl with black-rimmed glasses tied into two braids.

1 year N class of the fourth palace Yu Jina,Simple appearance is the material for learning。

Seeing her cowering, Asama kindly poured her a cup of black tea.

"Big teacher, I think I have a serious problem with my love senses.

It's easy to fall in love with each other when you're accosted by a good-looking guy, but it doesn't take long for you to get bored with him.

I could feel his enthusiasm for me waning very quickly, and my sense of boundaries would shatter at the slightest touch of a touch, accommodating his demands.

knew that the other party was just playing, but he always thought that he would suddenly have sincerity,

When you are alone, you come back to your senses and feel that you have been deceived.

I feel like they're all garbage, and I'm garbage myself.

I've cut off this relationship a few times, but I keep making the same mistakes with new people.

I read on the Internet that this is a love brain, and there is no cure, what should I do? ”

Is it the physique of a good girl who is targeted by a scumbag?

"Is there a loss of money or a privacy issue that is difficult to deal with?"

Asama vaguely wants to know that Shinomiya and his ex-boyfriend will be affected by his ex-boyfriend.

"It's not... They probably just wanted to be fresh, and they didn't do anything excessive.

Maybe it's because of my personality, maybe it's because I'm too possessive..."

Saying that the other party is garbage, but still finding reasons for the other party?

"Where is it manifested?"

"I don't like the password on their phone; I would be bothered to see them talking to other girls; You want to be with me every weekend; Also, I'm not used to sleeping alone during a relationship. ”

"Generally, in your case, there is a high probability that it is excess feelings. Do you have a lot of girlfriends? ”

"I don't get along, I think high school girls are quite annoying."

"Have you ever had a pet?"

"I have raised, but having a pet does not quench my thirst."

“......”

Asama tapped his head and continued to ask:

"Have you tried to keep some distance from each other, ignore them, and hang them for a while to test their sincerity?"

Shinomiya Yukina suddenly hid her face and wiped her tears, sobbing and said:

"There have been many times... But either I couldn't help it myself, or I was just broken up... This trick won't work. ”

Asama was speechless in his heart for a while, and suddenly felt that the composition of Yinghe Academy was very complicated.

"Have you ever considered renting your boyfriend to get through your anxiety?"

"I've tried, money can't buy feelings, those people will only be more scum than my ex-boyfriends."

"Arima Yoshihiko, what do you think?"

"Arima-san? No, no, although Arima is very handsome, I still like boys who are sunny and funny. ”

"Isn't it good to be a person who is silent but can give you security?"

"I've never talked much since I was a kid, and I hate that way of myself. The kind of person you are talking about can't give you the feeling of being in love. ”

Asama and Shinomiya talked about a series of topics such as childhood, outlook on life, and hobbies, and when they brewed the sixth black tea, the taste became very light, and Asama had an idea.

"All things considered, I suggest that Shinomiya-san's try to change his image, dress up a little more sunny and cheerful, and give people the feeling that they want to live all over again.

In addition, I remain socially withdrawn, but I openly solicit a boyfriend at school, with the title "After being hurt by the 108th scumbag, I decided to choose to be loved", make a list of all your needs, and openly announce the love you want. ”

Yukina Shinomiya looked at Asama with the same expression as she heard that Tokyo had been captured by Vietnam and asked:

"Are you sure you're not trying to make me die and laugh at me with the others?"

"No, it's just a matter of eliminating the sense of loss caused by information asymmetry like before."

"What if someone deliberately asks me for fun?"

"Isn't it good to have a handsome guy as a temporary boyfriend? Are you still being entertained? You can take your list of needs as his love affair rules. ”

"A fool would agree to such an unequal treaty."

"Yes, as long as you find someone who is stupider than you, you win. If you want to be invincible in the love war, picking a good opponent is the key. ”

Shinomiya Yukina seemed to be moved, but she didn't seem to be moved, thought twice, and prepared to give Asama a consultation.

Asama waved his hand.

"Come back to me when it works. By the way, you can take this book back and read it. ”

Shinomiya took a look, Milan Kundera's "The Unbearable Lightness of Life".

"Put Teresa in the shoes of Teresa and see her fate. You'll get some revelations. ”

"Well, thank you, Sensei."

Shinomiya bowed to Asama very formally, then closed the door and left.

Fall back and massage your hands towards your neck.

Two outrageous consultations, draining all the energy stored by Asama's afternoon fishing.

Therefore, if you don't even know what love is, you will only get harm.

Simulacrum and reality are in a relationship of contradiction between the two laws in love.

It involves the distance between the point that lovers are looking for and the point that each can reach.

What kind of love to talk about, Wilde said well, loving yourself is the beginning of lifelong romance.

If you really want him to choose one or the other,

Rather than riding a horse on the back of a beautiful girl on the weekend, he wanted to support the Lord Lie to go to the Winter Palace behind his back.

After closing his eyes and resting for a quarter of an hour, Asama began to comb through a piece of Masumi's message.

The influence of the three families of Yinghe Academy has long declined, of course, it is not only Yinghe, this era belongs to the five families who are both nobles and political families of the Restoration, and the top chaebol of the country.

Konoe and Kujo are the first two shots, and the influence of the two families in national politics is equal, but compared to the Kujo family, whose industry is restricted in the United States, the Konoe family, which controls the nation's financial and real estate industries, is better in terms of economy.

The remaining 3 shots, 1st, 2nd, and Eagle Division's individual strength is weaker than the previous two, but the overall strength is greater than any of the first 2 shots.

So far, the post-3 alliance dominated by one has good energy in the energy, military, manufacturing, media, and entertainment industries.

In this context, Reina Nijo joined the student council, but Ichijo Masumi in Class K in the first year was only a homecoming.

In the more than two months since the start of school, there has been no move to fight against the guards, but there has been a posture of avoiding its edge.

No matter how you look at it, it's a feeling of admitting defeat, but the news that several political parties are fighting in Congress over security laws and military spending only aired last month.

The relationship between the last 3 shots and the first 2 shots is obviously not so harmonious, but it is almost a ball of harmony in Yinghe, which is really strange.

A true Cheng grade ranked 44-69, and the second exam was 3 places lower than himself.

Athletic ability and social skills are all mid-to-upper performance, but there is room for it.

I don't have a sense of hobbies.,It's beautiful.,And there's no aura.,So not only were the boys in the first grade of Building B crazy to confess.,The boys in Building A and the seniors in the second grade of Building A/B are also confessing to her one after another.。

It's like a ruthless love letter harvesting machine, crushing those tumultuous hearts one by one.

"Let [Ichijo Masumi] fall", to this point, is there any benefit to the guards?

The children of well-off families, the children of wealthy businessmen, and the children of political families have completely different minds.

The political family is more mature, more realistic, and more purposeful.

Asama's preliminary guess is that Ichijo Masumi may be involved in the alliance of the last 3 shots, and it is likely to be a marriage alliance.

Thinking of this, he doesn't want to do this B, it's a pure trap.

Take a break and get on a whim.

Let's go see [Sanshiro].

The registrant and current head of the four-hand piano club is called Sanshiro, but there is no such person in the student directory of the student union.

A fan of Soseki Natsume?

I kind of want to say thank you to the piano prince upstairs, after all, the quality of sleep with the piano is great.

I hope that he can play more modern music tracks like before, such as the pop music piano version, or play Maxim and the like, so that he will not interfere with his relationship counseling.

The person had already left, and Asama looked at the door number of the [Four-Hand Piano Club] for a long time, reached out to the back of the door number, and found the key.

There is no sense of prevention at all, unlike the love consulting department, the locks have been updated at a great price, and the mutual opening rate is less than 1 in 100 million imported locks.

Although it doesn't do much for Takishima... It didn't take much effort for this guy to master the skills.

Asama suspects that behind the harmless mask of Takishima humans and animals, it may be a new human developed by the state or a young mercenary secretly cultivated.

The door of the [four-hand piano department] was opened, and there was only a piano, a soft stool, and a vase in the huge 40-level room.

Minimalist wabi-sabi?

When you walk in, there are flowers in a turquoise vase, New Zealand hemp and white lilies, and the matching technique of the main branch and secondary branches of the Japanese flower arrangement.

The Piano Prince is very tasteful.

Yamaha's piano is a bit out of line with Asama's fantasy of the piano prince upstairs, and it's as high as the whole Steinway, right?

There were no fingerprints, and the slight dent in the cushion did not look like two people sitting out.

I opened the lid and sat down to play a Dolemi in E major.

Asama has imagined countless times that he is alone in the courtyard quietly playing Beethoven's moonlight after completing a behind-the-scenes conspiracy.

It's a pity that practicing the piano takes too much time and costs too much, and it used to be financially unsupportable, and now the time can't be arranged.

There is no difference between himself and Poki who plays the guitar in the void, and he has liked the piano for at least 30 years, but he can't even play a little star at the moment.

The setting sun gilded the piano with a layer of gold, and the gentle summer evening breeze could not push it like twilight clouds formed by the steaming heat of the day.

After looking at the time, it's half past seven, let's say hello to this [Sanshiro] tomorrow, as the acting head of the love counseling department.

I slipped away and went back to buy vegetables and get food.

Just closed the door and returned the key.

Suddenly, an urgent and nervous voice came from the courtyard behind the literary and art club building.

"-Please mingle with me, I'm hopelessly in love with you, Ichijo-san!"