31. Artist and Umbrella
Shakespeare said that the same sun, shining on his palace, has never avoided my thatched hut.
Nikko is non-discriminatory.
Exams are the same as competitive games, and there are only three things that you need to pay attention to if you want to be credible, popular, and able to help people soar.
fair
fair
Or TM's fairness.
Once this is lost, the exam will eventually become the self-amusement of a few.
True fairness is when one person gets the desired result, and the other person cannot complain.
If there is knowledge in the college entrance examination that ordinary students cannot access in textbooks, society will be even more divided.
Yinghe's exam is a fair game about intelligence.
In fact, the test paper this time is not out of the syllabus at all, but the materials are changed and filled with a lot of confusing items.
Just like a person who memorizes a formula to solve a Rubik's Cube, a person who never finds a pattern and knows how to observe the Rubik's Cube can solve it quickly.
Asama writes hard, releasing the pleasure of VIP walking through the green channel.
Suddenly, there was a sound of writing on the blackboard, and when I looked up,
"Don't hinder your next fountain of thoughts for the sake of the last unanswerable question;
Don't let the shortcomings of the past affect your current flash.
Come on, Class A. β
Sakuragi saw that many of his classmates were full of anxiety, so he started the text chicken soup.
There are a few girls who eat him.
If it's a very bad-tempered, ugly-looking old man, it's not certain whether they can draw strength from the sentence.
After completing the test paper and checking it twice, Asama looked up at the wall clock in front of the classroom, and there were still 12 minutes before the end of the exam.
Close your eyes and refresh yourself.
I don't know how it feels to see them for the second time.
He and the Imperial Academy's bet on the topic is no problem, the knowledge points are not rote memorization, but with background introduction, deduction process and associative memory.
It is easy to fall into the trap set by the teacher if you only pursue quick mastery but do not digest the principles well, and this kind of behavior of rushing to memorize the answers rather than the process is easy to fall into the trap set by the teacher.
The bell rings at the end of the first exam.
Most of the people in Class A lost their desire to chat, licking their wounds silently, completing their psychological defenses, and waiting for the second impact.
A person who is not good at organizing knowledge will not become a qualified knowledge exporter.
Yinghe's high-quality monthly test not only helps high school students quickly sort out the input knowledge to improve output efficiency, but also guides everyone to combine, integrate, deform and other creative outputs of what they have learned.
Asama likes the feeling of this output.
Therefore, the time for the four exams in the morning disappeared like a white horse.
When he came back to his senses, he had already shared lunch with Futami and Majima on the outdoor seats next to the school supermarket.
"Asama, how did you do on the exam?"
Majima picks up the cold kelp from Asama's bento with chopsticks, puts it on the lid of the lunch box, and tastes it little by little.
Asama is expressionless as he deals with the charred chicken nuggets fried by Majima, and in the other hand holds Hayek's "Biography of Wittgenstein".
"So-so, do your best. Finishing in the top 200 is a victory. β
"You guy! Are you sarcastic about me? β
was angry with Asama, and the anxiety in Majima's heart was a lot less.
Futami laughed next to him, feeling that Asama-kun was much more cheerful than before.
The three of them who forgot about the troubles of the exam, the chat atmosphere is very harmonious, and Majima and Futami are responsible for your comings and goings, and Asama is responsible for not talking.
After chatting a few words about this summer's outfits and skin care products, Majima began to recommend romance novels to Futami.
"Wuthering Heights", "Lady Chatterley's Lover", "The Great Gatsby" have all been seen at second sight, and then the two chatted about "I really don't want to open a harem", "I loaded the love program" and other recent popular love novels on the Internet, and finally, Nimi opened the mobile phone WEB and decided to listen to the recommendation of Majima, and read a light novel called "As a daughter, I am being madly pulled by an inconspicuous passer-by character".
In short, the two people with different family backgrounds, growth experiences, and habits and preferences were relieved that they could find common hobbies.
Turning to the last page of the biography, Asama digested this biography that did not look like a biography.
In terms of writing, Hayek's Wittgenstein is a bit of Osamu Dazai's Lu Xun, with a hazy and beautiful taste of reminiscence.
In terms of character creation, Wittgenstein in the biography is very similar to Larry, the protagonist of Maugham's "Blade", not so much an unfathomable philosopher, but more like a lonely and real young artist.
γDing...γ
[Skill Upgrade, Quick Reading Lv.4]
γSkill Upgrade, Memory Lv.3γ
Suddenly a message came from the system, notifying that there were two more skill upgrades, and Asama put down the book.
It was good to get cooking skills before, but now I have acquired intelligence-oriented skills, if you accidentally improve your intelligence a little.
Isn't it the loss of hole cards and the disqualification of [JOKER]?
Asama re-read the 1,000 system instructions for skills and attributes.
It only mentions - attributes affect the chance of gaining a skill, as well as the effect of the ability being activated.
However, it is not mentioned that the acquisition and upgrading of attribute skills will directly affect the increase of attribute value.
Is this toxic system forcing itself to gamble or swing?
Although I have also considered the influence of the great myojin of Futami, Futami is just an accelerator, and it is yourself who really provides the variables.
If you really have to be afraid and stop moving, wouldn't the [Asama Still Water] who is introspective and working hard die on the spot?!
It measures the life-saving hole cards and the principles of life.
Asama did not hesitate - choose to swing!
Anyway, most of the content in July has been self-taught. If you want to read during this time, just pick some books that you have read.
I'm afraid that the system will give me a skill of [learning from the past] and let my intelligence point break through to 8.
It's a real headache, it's all the fault of that twisted little girl of the guard!
In the meantime,
γDidiγ
I received an appointment on my mobile phone from the [God of Wealth] Ten Gods Haruma.
Asama thought about the recent income, excluding the expenses of ingredients, books, replenishment of the love counseling department, Pochi gifts, etc., there were originally 2 million left in hand, Oshima mission system gave 2 million, Konoe bought tea for 1.8 million, and the club reward took another 5 million.
In this way, Asama can be regarded as a Japanese high school student with a net worth of more than 10 million.
The business must be getting bigger and bigger, and I kind of want Takishima to take an accounting certificate and avoid taxes for myself.
Asama gave the ten gods an OK, said hello to Futamimajima, and went back to the club to make up for sleep first.
Because it is exam day, school can theoretically be closed in the afternoon, but students who have club activities will stay at school for the afternoon.
Asama came to the Relationship Counseling Department.
The appearance method of the Ten Gods Haruma is completely formatted.
On a hot day, the school uniform was covered with a patched denim vest.
With a big white back and black sunglasses, I don't know that I thought it was the reincarnation of CHANEL's Lafayette.
The conspicuous tattoo on the left side of the neck, as if it had been treated with new paint, has a laser film luster.
More than a dozen tattoos of different crosses were added to the arms.
Fixed walking posture, 10 seconds give 4 different standing poses like a model.
All the information on the outside is conveying one thing, the ten gods Haruma has been reborn.
Then Asama saw him clap his hands.
The two attendants brought in a graffiti-graffiti toilet, bowed and quickly left.
Since then, the love counseling department has a taste of art in the air.
The toilet bowl standing in the center of the carpet in the department has a handwritten sentence in English on the inside: Shoot at me! Shoot at me.
The Japanese version of Duchamp Master you!
"Teacher, what do you think of my work?"
"Very thoughtful. Anthropomorphizing the toilet bowl is not only a container for dirt and dirt like a garbage can, but also a place for people to sit and think about peace. The exterior of the white toilet is all criticized by others, but these do not penetrate into the white interior of the toilet. Shoot at me has a calm, martyr-like meaning. The t in 'at', made into a cross, is the finishing touch. β
The Ten Gods laughed and applauded wildly.
"As a great teacher, no one has been able to speak to my heart like this in this work so far. Those people always think that I am imitating Duchamp and trying to level life and art. Fart! I want to bring religion and life to the next level!
What the teacher said is exactly what I wanted to do with it!
I feel that there is nothing more interesting than making art, and I even sit on it for an hour at night when I don't know what to do. At this time, artistic inspiration came to me like an explosion of the water pipe behind the toilet. β
Asama is a little unaware of the path he set for the people he planned for the ten gods, obviously, derailed and out of control, but the people are fine.
It doesn't matter, anyway, bringing goods is the point.
promoted more than 20 gadgets at one time and made a small profit of 10 million.
The two drank Asama's boiled white tea, and talked from Van Gogh's "Sunflowers" to Mondrian's "Red, Blue, and Yellow Composition", from the randomness of Dadaism to the uselessness of deconstructionism.
Asama clearly felt that the artistic literacy of the ten gods Haruma had been amazingly improved.
In just one week, he must have been trained by a super-professional master of art.
Rich people want to learn something, maybe 1,000 times faster than poor people.
The Ten Gods suddenly asked:
"Teacher, what do you think is the core mission of an artist?"
"I'm not, so I don't know either. But the writer Borges once said that artists should take on a responsibility - to transform the objective facts of the world and life into something that can remain in human memory for a long time.
Simply put, it's extracting, reflecting, and influencing. β
"I'm not interested in what an artist should look like in the eyes of a writer, I just want to hear from you, whatever you want."
How do I compare to Borges? Eldest brother?
Asama still stubbornly said his understanding:
"The mission of the artist is to make themselves feel alive, and let more people feel this."
Haruma Togami laughed heartily again.
The so-called residence and migration of qi, nourishment and transfer, if the eldest young master of the richest family in Japan smiles like this, there will be nothing to do with the love counseling department.
The premise is to take off the wig and sunglasses!
"I see. Exactly what I thought.
By the way, great teacher, I have heard some things, and I can only say that it is worthy of you.
But don't worry, it's not a big deal to refuse Chiyo Konoe.
The Konoe family is not omnipotent, you are my friend of the Ten Gods Haruma.
With my Ten Gods under the cover, no one in Japan dares to trouble you, so you can do whatever you want. β
The ten gods clapped their palms, and the two people who carried the toilet came in again to pick up the toilet, and left with the ten gods in a dashing manner.
β...β
Isn't there something wrong?
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As a small person, being discussed by the upper circle of Japan gave Asama a sense of crisis.
This must be Konoe's handiwork, the one that Tokyo Bay has done, and I don't know how many reasons I can find to reveal the past.
It's just that Asama doesn't understand why Konoe chose to expose [Asama Still Water] while concealing the matter of [JOKER-Asama Still Water].
What's even more terrifying is that Konoe's actions in the past few days have also made him fall into the illusion that this Konoe Chiyo really likes him.
Arima, you're not alone!
Damn, I don't want to be a dog!
Having said that, can the declaration of protection of the ten gods really be relied upon?
Absolutely not, the security in Japan is not good right now.
The same is true for the reason why the United States does not ban guns, and it is quite stupid to hand over one's own safety to others.
Just as Asama was still worrying about the information brought by the ten gods, there was another knock on the door.
Reina Nijo and Tetsuya Takishima came together.
"Big teacher, I heard! You guy, you actually play with Arima's feelings! β
I feel upset when I hear this, but what's the situation with your smile that I like to see!
Nijo, you are the third lady of the aristocratic family that has been inherited for thousands of years, and you are not as good as the false Yamato Nadeshiko Fukasawa Yuki!
"I can already feel the charm of the big teacher."
Did Takishima learn from you too? Two of a kind?
"I mean, you two are inseparable, like Bonnie and Clyde."
"Who?"
"Or Leon and Matilda from "The Killer Is Not Too Cold", Dr. Brown and Marty from "Back to the Future", R2D2 and C3PO from "Star Wars", and Supreme Treasure and the Second Master from "Journey to the West."
"What the big teacher said, I haven't seen it with Miss Reina."
"Well, are you here because of the horses?"
"It's because of you! Don't you know, the circle of the Five Photographers has spread all over the world? β
"What's the story?"
"Don't you really know? You refused to confess to Konoe!
Konoe Chiyo was also used by the Konoe family because of this, and as a result, she was still obsessed and went to Class A for you! β
Takishima smiled and narrowed his eyes, and asked, "Arima is the vanguard you used to test the guards, right?" Big teacher? β
β...β
"You've really thought too much, and I'm still supporting Arima."
"Is that why you turned down the guards?"
"I refuse without a horse."
"In short, we five regents will not spread this story everywhere. But you have to be careful, you are equivalent to making the Konoe family lose face, and it is said that the head of the Konoe family was very angry at the time.
Therefore, the people of the Konoe family will definitely find an opportunity to make you suffer in order to perform. β
It seems that the Ten Divine Family is more powerful than he imagined, and the Imperial House Family, which has a longer heritage, has no reaction.
In other words, even if they really refuse, is it necessary for these nobles to be so stingy?
I don't know how many examples of commoner women in the world have rejected royal nobles...
"How much do you think it's a big deal? Kill me and put me in the wall? β
"Hahaha, you've watched too many horror movies. In short, there is no problem with life, how can there be aristocrats in modern society who want to kill people~~~"
.... Isn't that what Chiyo Konoe is?
"But there are still many ways to deal with people. I remind you that you want to keep you vigilant and avoid the limelight. Other people's guards have a big business, and you are not the only one who is troublesome.
Also, be careful not to be taken advantage of by the people of the family. β
Suddenly, I understood Konoe's intentions, did she let [Asama Still Water] continue to enter the sight of the Konoe family master, and [Konoe Chiyo] took it out, so that other people who wanted to lick the Konoe family master tested the reality of [JOKER-Asama still water]?
Let yourself pursue a true truth, but also a hand to defend chess?
Wait, if this is just a message that the Konoe family wants to send to the outside world, in fact, Chiyo Konoe has already explained everything to the head of the family, and they have already launched an action against [JOKER-Asama Still Water]?
I'm a little worried that my IQ is only 7.
Anyway, after tonight, the skills will be refreshed, the soldiers will block, and the water will cover the earth.
It's still very happy to see that I am being cared for by two waves of people.
They are the people who naturally turn from customers to friends, and this happiness is the most precious emotion that has nothing to do with interests.
"There is a horse love support, do we still need to participate? We're here to support you. β
Reina Nijo supported her hands and jumped twice before she managed to jump on the desk and sit up.
Asama and Takishima laughed. Nijo became angry and punched and kicked at Takishima.
"Baga, Baga, Baga!! Dare to laugh at me, damn it! β
"No, it's not that you don't know, I'm not in love."
Takishima smiled and knelt on the ground, using Nijo as a bench.
"Hmph, don't come back to us when the time comes."
"Even if China and Japan share a border, I won't fall in love."
"How do you feel about the monthly test, the big teacher, this time I will continue to take the 66th exam?"
Where the hell did you get the stereotypes?
Also, can you not talk to me while playing the bench!
As a result, Takishima continued to play the role of the bench and talked about Komaba again.
They heard that Komaba was about to break up, but they didn't expect that at the end of the century, the beautiful boy and the big teacher had been together for a long time, and they had become a guy with no feelings, no blood and no tears.
One person and one stool shook their heads at the same time.
Asama didn't tell them about Komaba's plans.
After saying goodbye to Nijo and Takishima, the sound of the piano upstairs sounded again, and Asama looked at the time.
From the shelf, I chose a bottle of reed fragrance with the smell of ginger lily from the shelf as a gift.
Let's visit the piano prince [Sanshiro].