There is a legit liar in this world.

is obviously the key person responsible for intellectual support, but he can not be responsible at a critical moment.

is obviously pretending to be unfathomable and knows everything, but it is understandable that they are not clear at the critical moment.

This group of people is called the Advisors.

No advisor can guarantee that he is right, and they cannot guarantee that you will always succeed.

But they can always do one thing – "When you say it, you get the money back." ”

Legal counsel can't guarantee you a lifetime of impunity,

Financial advisors cannot guarantee that your average annual rate of return will exceed 20%,

Marketing consultants can't guarantee that your business will come back to life.

A marriage counselor can't guarantee that your love will stay fresh, and will even derail you or plant grass for you.

If you have the ability and time to face problems,

Well, to put it mildly, your advisor is just peppermint flavor in toothpaste, which can only be comforting.

[Consultants] are nothing more than intellectual insurance for decision-makers, and most of them are often unnecessary.

That being said,

The biggest liar of Yinghe Academy should be Asama Shizui of the Relationship Counseling Department.

However, Asama doesn't want to be the worst liar, he wants to be a liar with a conscience.

White lies, who wouldn't? Asama just said a little more than the average person.

Lies are always gentle, giving others the confidence to try.

Although the current relationship counseling department has made certain results, and some people believe that [the big teacher] has made an important contribution to their successful relationship.

He always wanted his assistance to inspire others to think about the meaning of Love itself.

Those so-called contributions are nothing more than a ladder for lovers to help get the book called "The Power of Love" on the top of the bookshelf, and when they climb down with the book and read it carefully, the [ladder] can be thrown away.

What Asama still water pursues in his heart - the sweet love when he became a young girl Mu Shaoai is only the result, not the goal.

To paraphrase Munitz, Contemporary Analytic Philosophy, p. 379, on what philosophy is—

What exactly is Asama Still Water's Love Counseling?

In fact, it is a therapeutic action about youth, and its goal is to remove the mental shackles of adolescence such as "obsessed reason", "paranoid madness", and "love that cannot be let go", solve these problems, point out the exit of the flytrap bottle to flies, and eliminate or answer the pseudo-love problems that torment the body and mind of teenagers and girls.

Rather than money or other rewards, Asama still water prefers to watch the growth of teenagers and girls.

Therefore, even if it is not a love consultation, he is very fortunate to be able to witness the growth of the ten gods.

Even if this growth actually has little to do with him.

Children of rich families can easily break through the cognitive boundaries of ordinary people.

Their conditions for obtaining information are too easy, and nerds like Asama crush the knowledge of rich children, and they can't last long.

The bigwigs you see in magazines who live in seclusion are guests of wealthy families.

The noble things you see in the news that are famous for not being able to meet, they can be summoned immediately.

You're still watching a movie and fantasizing about the wreck of the Titanic, and someone else has already dived down with a game console controller to see it up close.

And the Ten Gods are not just a rich man, he is also a genius.

In just two weeks, the aesthetics have improved by leaps and bounds, painting, photography, and artistic creation have been in shape, and there is a heart that integrates knowledge and action to change the world.

Zhou Guoping put forward a point of view in "Nietzsche: At the Turning Point of the Century": The so-called maturity of many people is just that the edges and corners of the customs have been rubbed away by customs, and they have become sophisticated and practical. It is not maturity, but the premature aging of the spirit and the premature death of the individual. True maturity should be the formation of a unique personality, the discovery of the true self, the spiritual result and harvest.

There is capital, and there are also ten gods who let go of their hands and feet in the adult world, and his farewell is expected.

Asama envied the ten gods.

The shallow still water has not yet reached the level of maturity after the discovery of the true self.

In fact, his three views are uncertain, his personality is vague, and everything is impossible.

He feared that he would go beyond a certain age and that his life would enter a process of constant loss.

He realized that he had to throw some of his desires and madness into the mask in order to be a more competent wingman and help others grow more objectively.

His lonely road has just begun.

The second saw that she had to go to Boss Qin to work, and the girl also left the love counseling department not long after the ten gods and spring horses left.

Even if they get along day and night and see each other every day, the second sight still says goodbye to Asama with reluctant eyes.

Asama deliberately reads books and doesn't look at people, especially not at legs.

Staring at Wittgenstein's Wartime Notes, turn to "I'm already on the road to great discovery. But will I reach the goal?! The emotional demands are stronger than before. Masturbated again today. —— September 6, 1914]

Asama calmly closed the book, changed it, and told Futami to help Lao Qin without looking up.

After all, the popularity of Chinese restaurants has just risen, and Lao Qin even thought of renovating. Nimi, as the head of the kanban mother, directly asked for leave to rest for 4 days, which is unimaginable in Japan, the country of social animals.

Waiting for the second meeting to walk for about 10 minutes, Ryutaro Kuroda from Class E of the year was late.

"Being late is an act of overdrawing trust, Kuroda. Also, please learn to knock on the door next time you come in. ”

"Ahh

Kuroda, who was obviously much fresher, was sweating profusely with one hand on his knees and the other on the edge of the door, gasping for breath.

"Close the door and sit down."

"Okay."

"Tell me what you just encountered."

"It's nothing, it's just that I've been chased by the beast for a while"

“？？？”

Seeing that Kuroda didn't really want to say, Asama didn't have the desire to learn more, so he looked at Kuroda twice, and entered the love counseling session step by step.

"Yes, the personal image is still well picked up, how is the feedback around?"

"Uh-I was asked by the boys if I had read the book of getting out of the house and getting out of the house."

"How do you answer?"

"Cutting my hair is just because the weather is too hot, the smell of perfume on my body is to suppress the smell of fox on my body, and my skin has become better because I haven't been handjob anymore. In short, it has nothing to do with getting rid of the house and getting rid of the single. Rest assured, Great Teacher, how could I possibly let them guess my intentions? ”

“.”

"Is the book a good read?"

"Didn't you say 2 weeks, Mr. Eda?"

"What's the title of the book?"

"The Beautiful Legend of Sicily?"

Although it has been expected for a long time, Kuroda can really be called the kind of person who is incurable.

Is this different from the behavior of applying for relief materials in the disaster area, and then receiving the materials and putting them in the warehouse to eat ashes?

If you just improve the outside, the inside is still the same, isn't it equivalent to harming a flower girl to fall into the clutches?

Even if the boredom of school is the commonality of the 100 young masters and ladies after the monthly test,

In Asama's heart, he still put Ryutaro Kuroda on the death reprieve.

Pour a cup of green tea, push it in front of Kuroda, and drink it all in one gulp after seeing Kuroda thank you, Asama's right index finger began to tap on the table,

"Didn't the big teacher say that occasionally creating some scenes for girls to help you will help cultivate feelings?"

"Well, so what?"

"I was in the classroom yesterday, and I dropped the eraser on the ground from time to time, trying to ask Abe-san at the next table to help, but the direction of the eraser was always uncontrollable, and most of the erasers were picked up by Takeda-san at the back table."

"Then, your target shifted to Takeda-san?"

"How is that possible? That's Takeda! ”

"Is there any new action against Abe-san?"

Kuroda said with an expression of wanting to cry without tears and generously dying:

"It's just that the new operation has gone wrong! How could I be so stupid! I handed the love letter by mistake today, I was going to hand it to Abe-san, but I misremembered the location of the shoe cabinet and handed the love letter to the person next to me. ”

Controlling the urge to roll his eyes, Asama asked the boy who had made a declaration of hunger:

"Isn't this the romantic comedy you've been looking forward to? What's there to worry about, don't you just have to be a girl? ”

"The bottom line is a beautiful girl!! I went to the rooftop with the mood to meet Abe-san. However, the girl I saw on the roof turned out to be Takeda! I actually handed the love letter to Takeda! I couldn't wait to be a trapeze artist right now! ”

"You mean, marry the right man in the wrong sedan chair?"

"Not really! She's a beast! 180 pounds of beasts! I can't get my mouth shut! I apologized to her, but she threatened me that since I had written a love letter, I had to fulfill my responsibilities as her boyfriend or I would look good! ”

Kuroda really cried at this time, and his body trembled like a lamb about to fall into the mouth of a tiger.

"I said, will make this kind of oolong, isn't your love letter signed?"

"Nope. My handwriting is ugly, and if I write it on an envelope, it might be less likely to be opened. In addition, I said it was for Abe-san, but Takeda just wanted to force me to make mistakes. ”

Asama took a deep breath, lifted his glasses and rubbed the bridge of his nose,

"Isn't this a hyper-expansion you never dreamed of? It seems that she likes you very much, Kuroda, you kid is very happy, enjoy it. ”

“？？？

Great teacher! I don't want this kind of hyper-expansion! She's an ugly girl! Dinosaur! Beast of prey! How could I give this kind of person for the first time! ”

Asama shook his head, this guy has a rebellious heart, and the strong pressure is counterproductive, otherwise he would have been scraped by both ears a long time ago.

Patience.,Take out the copy of the student book of Toyo Eiwa College and flip it to the N-class of the year.,Found Kyoko Abe, who is really cute.,And Takeda Apricot who is really a beast.。

"Kuroda, how good do you think you are?"

"Me? Of course I'm a person. ”

"You yourself feel like you're a bad person, so do you think you're qualified to be Chiyo Konoe's boyfriend, or do you want a piece of Masumi to fall in love with you?

"I'm sure"

Asama interrupted Kuroda's words,

"According to the Pareto Optimal Principle, when you become extremely good, you have the power to choose some good things. Now you can only be chosen.

Didn't you say that as long as it's a beautiful girl, it's okay?

My advice is that you need to work harder and speak up for her and make her admire you and be moved by you.

In exchange for empathy, induce her to lose weight for you.

Trust me, Takeda will blow your mind when he loses weight. ”

"Really?"

"Really, from a bony point of view, Takeda's weight loss will definitely make your jaw drop."

"Really!!

Kuroda's expression changed from sadness to surprise.

"Big teacher, teach me what I need to do so that she will lose weight for me."

"She now asks you to be her boyfriend, and you reply to her, 'Cowardly you're not qualified to stand with her yet,' and you tell her that you'll confess to her again when you can easily pick her up and run 2 laps of the playground.

Then you start exercising with a morning run at school every morning. ”

"Is that okay? She doesn't want to, what should she do if she wants the overlord to bow hard? ”

"Train yourself to the point where you won't get her on the bow."

"Isn't it too late?"

"The best time to plant trees was ten years ago, followed by now. Do you know what you need to do most right now? ”

"Transfer?"

"That's fine."

The two were silent for about 2 minutes, and Kuroda asked Asama like grasping a life-saving straw,

"Will Takeda really become a super beautiful girl if she loses weight?"

"Yes, it's going to be as beautiful as my two members."

Kuroda seems to have become a revolutionary soldier with ideals and beliefs, and his eyes have light.

"I see, Sensei, I'm going to go for a run now!"

Kuroda disappeared from the Romance Counseling Department.

Asama covered her head and let out a long breath.

It's still a lie, the transformation of Kuroda's hormonal aggregate has a long way to go.

Takeda doesn't know much about Asama, but after listening to Kuroda, it is estimated that it is mostly because of Kuroda's change in appearance.

Takeda has lost weight and has a face value of about 7, and Kuroda is also half a catty.

Shaking his head, Asama sorted out his study notes for Majima.

Most of the tragedies of love stem from a generally distorted view of mate selection.

Men like Shuang'er, Xiao Zhao, Rem, and Pleiades, because they like beautiful servants who are obedient.

The aim of the women is to implant their own thoughts in the heads of others, to carry other people's wealth into their own pockets, and they like a kind of existence in which the prince is actually a slave.

The love of the beauty party obviously gets the satisfaction of appearance, but they put forward more requirements in love, and when they are bullied and betrayed, they will only complain to each other, and they will not admit that they don't know anyone.

Few people face love equally.

I even feel that those who pursue equal love are doing business and desecrating love that can cross all obstacles.

So, if these people want to fall in love, the first obstacle they need to overcome should be intellectual disability.

Their understanding of love is purely conjecture, it has neither a call to action nor a program of action, it is emotion.

The shallow energy constructed by personal emotions cannot withstand the test of a serious relationship.

Knock knock, the last guest of the day is here.

Yasumi Aino, a customer introduced by Komaba in the Q class of the first year.

"Hello Teacher."

"Hello, Hachinami-san. Did you have any troubles in love? ”

"Well, I'm not in a relationship yet."

"So, is there someone you like?"

"No, I don't have a favorite yet."

Asama still maintains a business smile,

"Are you looking forward to meeting a sweet love?"

Hachinami scratched her face embarrassedly,

"I have no intention of falling in love for the time being."

So what are you doing in the Relationship Counseling Department? Is Komaba's son becoming more and more unreliable in introducing customers?

Seeing that he was a little flustered, he took out one, two, three, and four stacks of Yuji from his bag and put them in front of the table, then stood up and bent down respectfully:

"Great teacher, please teach me the way of loneliness!"

Thank you for the reward of the boss of [Bing Confectionery Lifetime Push], and thank you for the reward of the boss of [Xiaoxu Story].

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