"My grandson...... That Monkey King, why is he so disgusting? Sun Monkey asked as he forcibly pressed his anger.

"Yes, I believe you haven't watched the Legend of Journey to the West, otherwise you wouldn't have asked such a question at all!" The team member was still sneering, "Don't say anything else, just say that what kind of face does that stinky monkey have against the heavenly court?" ”

"Heavenly Court actually has no place to be sorry for this monkey from beginning to end, it was this monkey who first went to provoke Heaven's underworld and Dragon Palace, and Heavenly Court invited him to be an official regardless of his previous suspicions, and he still disliked the official and didn't do it, do you say it's very hateful?"

"Can't you just quit if you dislike the official?" Sun Wukong said angrily.

"Naturally, there is no problem with this, but you can't raise the flag to rebel! And later, Heavenly Court also gave Monkey King the title, and re-invited this monkey to go up as an official, and entertained him with good wine and meat. ”

But this monkey was not only not grateful, but ate all the peaches in the heavenly court, and the harmful people couldn't do it, and even had the face to dislike people for not inviting him to participate in the peach club. Why should everyone in the world flatter this monkey? People don't invite you, where do you have the face to dislike others, just rely on your ability? ”

"But you have a lot of ability, don't steal other people's peaches to eat, don't be caught! All in all, this monkey is disgusting, and Heavenly Court has no place to be sorry for him from beginning to end, and as a result, he is completely self-centered, a sharp-toothed, bitter and mean guy! This teammate said very ventingly, unaware that the guy next to him had monkey hair exposed on his wrist, and at the same time his whole body was trembling, and he was afraid that he would not be able to suppress his anger in the next second, and he would directly hit this guy with a stick on his head.

"Great Sage, please go and see if there are any reflective creatures around here!" Liu Xu patted Sun Wukong's shoulder, and at the same time whispered in his ear: "You are still angry with such an ordinary human being if you defeat the Buddha in a dignified fight?" ”

This allowed the unlucky guy to escape from the brink of death, so much so that he was still there triumphantly continuing, "Did you read the latest chapter updated yesterday? The monkey was directly pressed by the Buddha at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, which was really relieved, which shows that the Yuan Shi Heavenly King is also sensible, and he did not continue to give this monkey a brainless hanging, otherwise he would really make people disgusted. ”

"But the level of this Yuan Shi Heavenly King is still not enough, he shouldn't have written a plot of this grade at all, I really don't know how this kind of author is popular, it's not as good as what I wrote!" The man was still talking.

"Hehe" Liu Xu laughed dryly, and was about to leave directly, too lazy to pay attention to this group of SBs, Lena suddenly said, "Are you the kind of Long Aotian who writes too much, and your head is already broken?" ”

"Huh?" The one who was critted by his own teammates, the whole person was stunned for a moment, and Lena then said, "Don't put on this expression, the three books you wrote, the protagonist is always a garbage at the beginning, and everyone around is eager to go up and step on him, and then the sky rains down the golden finger, the protagonist kills the Quartet, and pretends to be forced on the head of the supporting character, and then repeats the next cycle." ”

The "......" teammates were stunned, but Lena continued: "Also, in you, the protagonist can never be defeated, and all characters of the opposite sex must like the protagonist." In addition, the protagonist can never make wrong decisions, and there must not be any time when his IQ is insufficient, otherwise the plot is toxic. ”

"The protagonist can't have any nasty personality, otherwise it's toxic"

"The protagonist can't give up any interests, and at the same time, all opponents must be killed, cut the grass and eradicate the roots, and any character who provokes the protagonist must retaliate back, otherwise the plot will be poisonous."

"Is it really interesting to write it like this?" Finally, Lena raises this soul question.

"I know it's not interesting to write like this, but if I don't write like this, readers will really scold me for being poisonous, they will abandon me, my data will be reduced, my reading power will be reduced, how can I fight with you!"

"For the sake of my strength and data, I must avoid these poisonous points and pitfalls when I write, and I can't get along with the reader's preferences!" The teammate was stunned for a while, and then retorted indignantly, "Also, what you write is the same as me, and the authors all over the world are similar to us, why do you accuse me of being alone?" ”。

"That's right!" Lena nodded, "So what right do you have to accuse the garbage author?" He didn't want to write the kind of clichés we all write about, and he never avoided those poisonous spots in the eyes of the reader, so he ended up writing a character that was so real, a living Monkey King. ”

"Yes, Sun Wukong does have a lot of personality problems you just mentioned, then don't forget, Sun Wukong is a monkey, and monkey nature is like this."

"And even if he's not a monkey but a person, so what."

"How many human beings in the world do not love vanity? How many human beings in the world don't want to be respected by everyone? How many human beings in the world want to lie down and not work, and still receive a huge salary every day. ”

"Even I hope that I can lie in bed every day without writing words, but readers will not only not scold me for not updating, but will also encourage me to update a chapter a week, and at the same time will provide me with a steady stream of reading power, praise me for writing amazingly, and then make a book a god."

"Who of us is not seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages, going up and grabbing good things when we see them, and retreating directly when we see danger, these are just our human nature. The garbage author has not put these natures on a human being, but on a monkey, and you, the reader, can't stand it, where to spray the garbage author! ”

"We all wrote it, so if you think about it a little, you will know that the garbage author arranges the plot like this and arranges these unsatisfactory characters in order to set up a fuller role of Monkey King."

"And the Five Elements Mountain, which was updated yesterday, is the plot arranged by the garbage author to sharpen Sun Wukong, he wants to sharpen a stone monkey and slowly sharpen it into a real protagonist, the artistic value in it is so conspicuous, but you can't see it, and there is still a weird yin and yang here."

"Then I'm going to ask you, what qualifications do you, a guy who writes routine essays, accuse a garbage author who writes such profound works?" Lina's words made her teammates' faces pale and opened their mouths, feeling that they couldn't say anything, so they could only bow their heads helplessly and go to pack up the props in the car.

"My grandson likes this little girl!" Sun Monkey said with a smile, he didn't know when he had returned.

(End of chapter)