Chapter 1: The Joys and Sorrows of Spring
The joys and sorrows of people are not the same, I just think they are noisy.
Looking at everything in front of him, Xu Cheng's fist the size of a xiaolongbao clenched slightly.
Other people's rebirth is to go back to that June summer to meet the white moonlight, why would I go back to the kindergarten, hey!
And when he just came back from rebirth, he was scared to pee directly in the arms of the female teacher. Parentheses, in a physical sense.
The little face is very red, and the ass is very cold.
Xu Cheng's wet pants were stripped off in public, and there was limited space in the kindergarten, so 6-year-old Xu Cheng could only be forced to scrub his body in front of all the children...
The young little sheep teacher scrubbed him clean, and did not forget to kiss his little face, encouraging the shy Xu Cheng, "It's okay, the little one is also very cute." ”
Xu Cheng was just moved by Teacher Xiaoyang, and the next second she called on other children who had just woken up from a nap to cheer for Xu Cheng.
This made Xu Cheng want to find a crack in the ground to get into, because the sound was too loud, more and more children joined in this onlooker, and his talented self was pointed at like this, and the shame index was simply full!
But no matter how ashamed he is, Xu Cheng can't stop the fact that he has become a chicken, so he simply puts his hands in his pockets, isn't it a kindergarten... Isn't it 1998...
In 1998, a poem by a famous poet was quoted and said-
The spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the land, and the people of Longguo are really competitive!
In 1998, at the end of the century, all kinds of frost were free!
In 1998, it was not broken or established! The Great Celestial Empire set off a stormy reform of state-owned enterprises, the country retreated from the people, and the pain of the wave of layoffs in exchange for the country to travel lightly towards the upcoming 21st century.
In 1998, the country canceled the welfare housing system, housing prices from this second began to exert force, immediately began to go crazy, in June, the price of the city rose to 2300 yuan / flat, the average salary of the city of 1004 yuan / month.
In 1998, the triumvirate BAT was not even a fertilized egg, and even the earliest OICQ was still a proposal ready to be discarded at any time in the hands of Little Pony, and the legendary Internet was expanding at an almost crazy rate around the world.
In 1998, the gods and goddesses of the Chinese music scene fought, Ren Xianqi was in the limelight, and even the unbeatable Four Heavenly Kings could only be regarded as his foil, "The Heart is Too Soft" and "The Girl on the Other Side Looked" were sung to a degree comparable to children's songs, and it was not until two years later that a certain king who likes to drink milk tea will end his era...
In 1998, Liu Gong, who was far away at the Niangziguan Power Station, had not yet written the famous sentence "Physics does not exist..."
So although this rebirth is a little outrageous, Xu Cheng still feels refreshing.
Spread out your palms... Lao Tzu now has Wang Bang on his hands!
"Pia."
A red flower pattern sticker was pasted into Xu Cheng's palm.
"Xu Cheng, reward you with a little flower."
Yasassi's little sheep teacher rubbed Xu Cheng's little head melon.
"Xu Cheng, what do you want to say when you thank others?"
"Aliga Duomei sheep and sheep mulberry."
......
Teacher Lamb symbolically went to class, leaving a bunch of children to play in the classroom.
Xu Cheng naturally doesn't know anyone, his memory of kindergarten is basically 0, and he really starts to remember from elementary school.
Unexpectedly, Xu Cheng felt a comfort that he had not felt in many years.
Life in kindergarten is really simple, there is no intrigue between children in the adult world... Apart from...
"Xu Cheng is a pants wetter!"
A nasty little chubby dun dangled back and forth in front of Xu Cheng's face, trying to provoke Xu Cheng with the two big snots he flicked back and forth.
But Xu Cheng didn't get angry with a child, ignored it, twisted his head to the side, picked up the Sherlock Holmes adventure set that he didn't know which teacher was upside down on the chair, and leaned on the chair to look at it.
I just looked at a few rows, and on the small chair, a little girl's head came over again.
"Xu Cheng..."
The sound of milk in the milk sounded in Xu Cheng's ears.
"Xu Cheng, can you thank me too?"
Xu Cheng's face was full of inexplicability, and he moved his gaze from the book to this girl.
"Why should I thank you?"
"Because... Because..."
The girl clenched her little fists and explained in a hurry, she had neat bangs on her forehead and a blue hairband on top of her head, which looked very cute.
"Because I found out that Xu Cheng was sick! I'm going to tell Mr. Lamb! ”
"Everybody's taking a nap... Only I heard... What Xu Cheng has been saying... Another world, a village, a partner..."
Xu Cheng patted his head, no wonder he was in the arms of Teacher Xiaoyang as soon as he was reborn and solved the case.
By the way, I also took a closer look at this girl, she was wearing a powder blue skirt, and she was about the same height as Xu Cheng, less than a meter.
Her eyes were large, watery and agile, her eyelashes were long and fluttering like butterfly wings, her rosy lips, her white jaw, and two shallow dimples on her cheeks when her mouth was slightly pursed.
Xu Cheng has seen many childhood photos of actresses, and the most impressive may only be Chiyo's smile, Aina Ashida's sentence of 3.5 billion, and the fluffy Hermione.
In terms of cuteness, this girl is not inferior to them at all.
Seeing the girl staring at herself with a pair of watery eyes, Xu Cheng coughed twice and cleared her throat.
"What's your name?"
"Xu Cheng... Why don't you remember my name... Aren't we good friends..."
Seeing that Xu Cheng didn't know herself, the girl's eyes turned red, and crystal tears suddenly appeared in her beautiful eyes, and the tears of grievance seemed to be about to burst out in the next second.
Xu Cheng was stunned, am I very good friends with her?
Seeing that the girl had already had a few drops of crystal from the corners of her eyes, Xu Cheng hurriedly said, "Don't cry, I'll buy you lollipops to eat tomorrow." ”
Sugar-coated shells don't work at all.
Seeing that the little fat man beside him was already gearing up to sue, he had no choice but to stretch out his palm and put it in front of the girl.
"Actually, I'm just the test examiner, see if you can write your own name."
This time the girl spoke, "I can write!" ”
She rubbed her red eyes, and stretched out her hand to compare scissors in front of Xu Cheng.
"I won..."
"What the hell, I asked you to write your name on the palm of my hand."
"Oh."
The girl's eyes that were still red just now were like fireworks in the starry sky, a moment of brilliance, dissipated in an instant, she grabbed Xu Cheng's palm, and with cold fingers, wrote three words on Xu Cheng's palm one by one.
The nails scraped on the palms of his hands, a little itchy, and Xu Cheng also knew the girl's name - Lin Wan Porridge.
"Thank you, Lin Wancongee."
"Yay~"
After receiving Xu Cheng's thanks, Lin Wancongee jumped happily, as if she had received some valuable reward, and the sadness just now seemed to have been forgotten.
"It's really a joy and sorrow in spring."
Xu Cheng sighed and continued to read.
Early in the morning, Holmes threw a note on the table and asked me to answer it. There are some inexplicable symbols drawn on the note..."
"Smack", Xu Cheng raised his head and closed the book with a shocked expression.
"What's her name?"
Lin Wan porridge?!