Chapter 41: I Have One Condition
(Meng Meng asked everyone to collect the Sanjiang ticket recommendation ticket, please take care of it, thank you)
Putting aside the resentment thousands of miles away, on the calm Alcatraz Island, Lin Taiping was also staring wide-eyed with resentment, looking at the same wide-eyed night song in front of him.
This strange scene of staring at each other had been going on for a full two hours, so much so that the minotaurs and dark elves next to them yawned and couldn't help but want to go back to sleep and come back to see the two of them staring with affection.
"Please, don't be so stubborn, okay?" Lin Taiping rubbed his head with a headache, and pushed the contract in front of Ye Ge again, "I don't want to kidnap you back as a slave, I just want to invite the dark elves to join." β
"This can't be!" Ye Ge's head turned out to be even more stubborn than that of the Minotaur, and he immediately refused after hearing this mentions, "Listen, we are grateful for your help and are willing to do something for you, but it is simply impossible for us to join, and we also have to go to the human world." β
With her words, more than a dozen dark elves shook their heads neatly, their long-term racial traditions and experiences made them not have the slightest good impression of the human world, and even a little fear, not to mention who can guarantee that the dark elves can thrive in the human world, instead of being besieged and hunted down and sold by hatred?
Lin Taiping couldn't help but sigh, looking at the night song that bit Sakura's lips, he could only try to convince them from a different angle: "I know, the dark elves have a dark elf tradition, but the problem now is that in addition to Bloody Eye, there may be other pirates who know about this." β
Okay, this is really a deadly nirvana, Ye Ge was still shaking his head desperately, but when he heard this, he really changed color slightly, and he must admit that there is really such a possibility, if the other pirate groups gather again, and Lin Taiping and the Minotaurs have already left Alcatraz......
"So, you definitely have to leave Alcatraz Island, since you are destined to wander around, why don't you come with us?" Seeing Ye Ge's strange face, Lin Taiping naturally understood the truth of taking advantage of the victory to pursue, "As for whether the human world will hate the dark race, you only need to look at Tulu to know?"
This is true, Tulu immediately puffed up his chest triumphantly, and took out the greasy love letter to show off: "Anla, Anla, as long as Lin is here, we will definitely not suffer, and we can also make a lot of money in the human world, gold and silver, houses, tables, stools, pots and all the them, if you want to eat a big meal every day, there is no problem." β
"Really?" Night Song and the Dark Elves looked at each other, but they had to admit that at least the Minotaur hadn't lied on this point, and that with the help of the whimsy of the black-bellied fellow, the Minotaur tribe had indeed thrived, and was said to be very popular in the human world.
But the problem is that the Minotaur is a Minotaur and the Dark Elf is a Dark Elf, and that guy can help the Minotaur develop a totem tattoo, but it doesn't mean that he can do something for the Dark Elf...... In fact, Yege has been thinking about it for the past few days, and even thinking about it completely insomnia, but he didn't think that the dark elves had any advantageous resources to rely on.
"Who said no, but you didn't find out for yourselves. Lin Taiping looked at her with a smile, but he didn't bother to go around in circles anymore, so he simply said, "That's okay, how about we make a bet?"
"Bet on what?" the hesitant Night Song looked up in amazement, and her two pointed ears began to shake in confusion again.
"It's simple. Lin Taiping pointed to the dark elves opposite, "You have to leave here anyway, just go to Rhode Island with us first, and then within a month, I promise to make you make a lot of money to improve your life, and directly from the thorn in the side of the human race, to become the VIP of the entire Rhode Island." β
Hearing this, a noise of surprise suddenly sounded among the dark elves, not to mention whether these two goals can be achieved, even if they can really be achieved, but in just one month, what kind of joke, even if we go part-time to be pirates, or go to the slave market to sell ourselves, it is impossible to be so fast.
"What's the doubt?" Lin Taiping thought thoughtfully, "Okay, a month is indeed a bit too long, so fifteen days is fine." β
Poof! Night Song was drinking water blankly, and when she heard this, it suddenly turned into a humanoid fountain, "Hey, hey, are you kidding?"
"I'm sorry, but a strict person like me never jokes. Lin Taiping replied very seriously, and raised his left hand, "I can make a promise to the gods, if I can't do it, I will never stop you from leaving, and I will do my best to help you find a new home until you are satisfied." β
This time, there was a louder uproar among the dark elves, but it was not questioning but shocking, you must know that in this theistic world, it is very strict to swear to the gods, and once a guy pretended to have a toothache curse against the goddess of life, and then ...... Well, then, his tooth hurt for the rest of his life.
Because of this, seeing Lin Taiping make such a heavy oath, the dark elf couldn't help but be surprised, and Ye Ge showed an unbelievable expression: "Wait, you have to think clearly, if you can't do it, there will be ** annoyance." β
"Hmm, do you care about me?" Lin Taiping stretched out his hand with a smile, "So, happy cooperation?"
"Uh......" Night Song looked at the palm stretched out in front of him, not knowing what to say, and a dozen dark elves looked at each other next to him, also full of confusion and hesitation, this was perhaps the most difficult choice they had ever made.
Lin Taiping was not in a hurry, eating supper while waiting for an answer, and the dark elves had already gathered together and discussed in whispers.
After a few minutes, Ye Ge finally turned around, took a deep breath, and looked up into Lin Taiping's eyes: "Okay, after discussion, we agreed to join you temporarily, but ...... Until then, I have one more condition!"
With a bang, before the words fell, Tulu next to him smashed a roast leg of lamb on the table: "No problem, the barbecue tube is enough, as long as you follow us, you can eat whatever you want." β
"Who said that?" Ye Ge couldn't help but roll her eyes, but she bit her lip lightly, and suddenly said with a persistent face, "I mean, in addition to the things you promised, I want to ...... And ......"
After meowing, Lin Taiping suddenly felt a cold sweat: "Uh, don't tell me sΓΉ, you still want me to give you a ...... Did I get it right?"
Unfortunately, he really guessed correctly, because Ye Ge was already very happy and said: "So, you agreed? Very good, this kind of thing is not too late, we will go and have a baby now, hurry up!"
Seeing that Yege couldn't wait to rush up, Lin Taiping immediately took a few steps back: "I promise a yarn, I said, there are so many men in the world who can help give birth to children, why do you have to look for me?"
"It's strange, since there are so many men in the world, why can't I find you?" Ye Ge looked at him very stubbornly, his bright eyes full of longing, "Right now, today's weather is very good, you will definitely be able to get pregnant, do you like to be in the cave or on the grass?"
Very good and powerful, Lin Taiping really couldn't help but want to complain again: "Please, sister, is your life just for the sake of having children?"
"Of course, racial reproduction is the most important thing. Yege replied seriously, not thinking that this was ridiculous at all, "As the patriarch, of course, I have to lead by example and strive to have many, many children in one go, so that our tribe can sustain." β
At this moment, Ye Ge's face was full of piety, his face was full of righteousness and strictness, and his face was full of perseverance and eagerness, and more than a dozen dark elves looked in awe, but they couldn't help but be greatly moved: "Patriarch, for our dark elf clan, you really sacrificed a lot......"
"I'd do it, is this okay?" Lin Taiping was completely speechless, he found that no matter how much he said, he couldn't convince this stubborn royal sister at all.
Well, this has nothing to do with personality or anything, it's completely a natural estrangement between the two races, for the dark elves, finding children to reproduce the race is a matter of course, as for whether the unlucky seeder is willing or not, it doesn't matter.
"So?" Ye Ge gently folded his palms, his bright eyes staring at him without blinking.
What can he say, Lin Taiping could only raise his hand to compromise: "Okay, let's all take a step back, you can come to me at any time to have a baby, whether it's knocking me out and dragging it into the grass, putting aphrodisiacs in the soup, or belly dancing temptation, no matter what method you use, as long as you can get past me, whatever you want." β
"Are you sure?" Ye Ge was stunned for a moment, but suddenly showed a sly smile, like a fox stealing a chicken, "Dear Lin, I have to warn you that we dark elves are the best at dealing with men." β
"Of course!" Lin Taiping also smiled and stretched out his hand again, "So, happy cooperation?"
"Happy cooperation!" Ye Ge shook hands warmly and shook it vigorously, "Then, it's decided, I'll go prepare the decoction for giving birth now." β
In this way, with the warm handshake of the two black-bellied guys, the interracial covenant was officially reached.
At this moment, looking at Ye Ge's resolute expression, the dark elves were moved with enthusiasm again, and several dark elves even volunteered to raise their hands: "Patriarch, such a hard thing can't be borne by you alone, and we are willing to help." β
"Ahh
Under the dim candlelight, on the big velvet bed, there was an innocent forest, and there was a group of enchanting dark elves with green eyes around him, each of whom was holding a number plate in his hand......