"I've put up with you for a long time!"

"I still think you should turn yourself in!"

There is no doubt that it is a fierce battle, seeing the move and the move to exchange offense and defense, you go back and forth and fight inextricably between a man's small left and small right.

Well, the two-faced man is fighting with himself again.

And all the people left in the store, whether it is the only two "hostages" left or those little brothers who have been trained by the two-faced people to be disgraced, have all become melon-eating masses at this time.

"Anyway, he's usually like this?" Shen You even started chatting with the robbers.

The muscle bastard next to him lit a cigarette: "Not really." He's usually been crazy, often talking to himself, and sometimes arguing with himself. But it wasn't as serious as it is today."

"Hey, no smoking in the store." Shen You pointed to the "No Smoking" sign hanging on the wall.

"Oh, I'm sorry."

The thug smiled apologetically and snuffed out the cigarette butt.

He seems to have completely forgotten his identity as a robber.

The two-faced man is still punching and kicking himself. Shen You glanced at the old wizard: "What are the test results?" ”

"I can't imagine it." The old wizard's eyes flashed with excitement, "This is a new direction. A person, in extreme cases, splits into two personalities, one is a demon born of hatred, and the other is an angel embodied by good thoughts.

In fact, probably most people are like that. If the personality is divided according to this criterion, then the good part will be a hundred times more virtuous than it should be, and the evil part will be doubly evil.

If this spell goes well, maybe I can even completely separate the good and evil in a person! How come I didn't think of this idea before? ”

This made Shen You relate to it. He vaguely remembered that there seemed to be such a chapter in the original Zhenglian story, where the good and evil of the members of the Justice League were separated into separate individuals. Even the classic old Superman movies of the last century have similar episodes.

So this situation must have been the first to be discovered by the old wizard Shazam?

In the middle of the scuffle, the two-faced man's wallet flew to the ground and popped open, leaving a photograph behind.

A photo of a woman. A fiery red hair, a slender figure, and a super-large aperture high beam that is almost bright enough to blind a 24K titanium alloy dog's eye in the dark night.

Shen You raised his eyebrows, wondering why he looked a little familiar

The two-faced man found out, hurriedly grabbed the picture, and stuffed it back into his wallet.

"What are you looking at?" He glared at them like a wounded beast.

"Nothing. Who is that? Shen You asked casually.

"What's the matter with you?" The two-faced man snorted.

However, he didn't say that Shen You could guess: "Girlfriend? ”

Shen You frowned slightly. The first thing that came to his mind was Rachel, the heroine of the "Dark Knight" movie, but he soon thought that it was the original character of the movie, and it should not be this. In the original Two-Face Origin, he had a fiancée named Greda, but she rarely appeared in later versions of the story.

Even in the old animation "Batman TAS", his girlfriend is a poison ivy girl, and the two once showed affection in front of the master before Harvey became a two-faced man. It wasn't until Harvey was poisoned that he discovered that Poison Ivy had approached him with a purpose, and that was the first appearance of Poison Ivy in the animated series.

Wait a while, speaking of the poison ivy girl, the image of the red-haired girl in the photo is really a little similar

"Correction, it's my girlfriend." Harvey retorted.

"Oh, you're going to be so clear at this point?"

"You're a thief and a killer, and I'm a lawyer." Harvey was right.

"So doesn't that sound pretty much the same?" The two-faced man sneered.

Then they fought again.

Shen You groaned. It's hard to say whether it's a poison ivy woman, but he must have seen the woman in the photo. I came to the store earlier today, and I was glued to the greasy detective.

Suddenly, there was a little sympathy for Harvey.

He thought for a moment and said, "Forget it, don't fight yet." Why don't you eat something, do we have something in the kitchen? ”

"Yes."

The old wizard was pleased with the inspiration he had received today, grabbed his apron and prepared to cook.

"I'll make dinner. Let's all eat together, right? ”

Looking at the excitement, it seems that he is taking advantage of the fact that there are more people in the store today to try his newly developed recipe.

The bandits looked at each other.

Suddenly I felt that there was something wrong with the hostages cooking dinner for them.

But Shen You pulled him.

"I don't need it today, I don't have anything to eat at home, just come and have some of it."

So he sacrificed—

Lettuce, cucumber, mint-flavored cookies, matcha-flavored petit fours

Looking at the green, those who don't know think that they have strayed into the Amazon jungle.

A little brother couldn't help but exclaim: "You are usual. Are they all so healthy? ”

"Not really." Shen You sat down and said, "It's just that there are allusions in our East." If I had a friend who was brutally betrayed by his wife, we would say he was a cuckold. ”

"That sounds weird." The younger brother muttered, "It's normal for us to be cuckolds here, and we even have a cuckold festival." ”

"Local customs." Shen You explained, "So if a friend has been betrayed in a similar way, and I happen to know about it, then we will often use a tactful way, an analogy. For example, if you show him a lot of green things, he will know about it. ”

"I see. Hey, isn't there a lot of green here? The little brother's eyes lit up, and he felt that he had found something terrible, "Does that mean that any of us have been killed. be."

As he spoke, he caught a glimpse of the two-faced man, and saw the murderous gaze in the boss's eyes, and his nostrils seemed to breathe fire.

Then the smile suddenly disappeared.

"Ahh The younger brother was sluggish.

"Impossible, impossible!" The two-faced man angrily pulled out his gun and pointed it at Shen You, "You're lying!" ”

"It's the truth, I can testify." The old wizard also spoke up, "I've seen it too, it's hard not to see." She is indeed a very attention-grabbing woman. ”

Even the kitten Streich put aside and "meowed", indicating that I had seen it too.

"Actually, I had a vague premonition for a long time, but I never said it." Harvey's half face also said sullenly, "Look, our monster-like appearance is impossible for any normal woman to accept." It's a matter of course, and I think you must have guessed it in your heart, but you just refused to face it."

"Shut up, shut up for me!"

The Two-Faced Man gave another fist to the right side of his face, and then angrily reached for his coin.

There are scratches on one side and no scratches on the other. The two-faced man has severe difficulty with choice, and he needs the help of coins to make any decision.

The two-faced man stared at the coin with resentment: "If it's heads, I'll stab her to death." ”

"Then forgive her if it's the opposite?" The younger brother asked cautiously beside him.

Then he was kicked by Two-Faced and a dog gnawed on the mud.

"If it's the other side of the story, I'll shoot her with one shot!"

Then Harvey began to chant again: "Why bother? She's a good girl, and she deserves better. There's a love called letting go."

"Let's eat the birds!" The two-faced man scolded, "No one can betray me!" No one! ”

"I can't allow you to do that!" Harvey shouted.

"Oh? So do you want to try it? ”

Then his little left and little right banged and banged, pitying only the common heads of the two of them.

“.”

It seems like a long time, but in fact, it has only been less than an hour since they entered the store.

At this moment, after dismantling one of the Scarecrow's gas bombs on the other side of Gotham, Batman hurried and finally arrived.

First, there was a snap, the lights went out abruptly, and the store was plunged into darkness. Followed by a "clang" sound, Batman broke through the window, rolled to the ground handsomely, and got up and assumed a fighting position.

Then I saw the two-faced man sitting on the ground with his head down.

"Oh, you're here?"

The two-faced man looked up lazily, glanced at him, and raised his hands to him.

"Get me in, hurry up."

A tired, destroy, indifferent posture.

Batman: "."

This is probably the easiest supervillain The Dark Knight has caught since his debut.

There is no conspiracy and no resistance, and the two-faced people are in an impatient posture of "GKD" throughout the whole process, as if they want to hurry up and go to Arkham to get moldy.

However, before the two-faced man was carried away, Shen You's heart moved, and he asked, "By the way, does she have a name for that woman?" ”

The two-faced man looked up, and Harvey's half of his face glanced at him.

"Pamela." He said, "Pamela Eisley. ”

Shen You raised his eyebrows.

Boy.

It's really a poison ivy girl.

Sudden update!

(End of chapter)