Q: How do you say the most sassy thing in the most cowardly tone?

After saying a word, Xu Cheng panicked, and the shopkeeper panicked even more.

Although the Industrial and Commercial Bureau does not prohibit the sale of these goods to minors, the shopkeeper's aunt is still panicked, she has received all kinds of customers, and it is the first time she has seen such a young child.

"Kid, do you know what that is? This isn't a toy for kids. ”

Lin Wancongee frowned when she heard this, and quietly asked in Xu Cheng's ear, "Xu Cheng, aren't toys just for children, are there toys for adults to play with?" ”

"Uh... I'll explain this to you when you grow up. ”

Xu Cheng continued to pretend to be harmless to humans and animals, "Auntie, I don't know what it is, this is what my father asked me to buy for him, and he asked me to buy one for him on the way home from school." ”

The shopkeeper frowned, she really encountered this rare thing for the first time, what kind of father is this? It's okay to let your child carry a pack of cigarettes for you, how can any parent let you carry this thing?

Of course, complaining is complaining, business still has to be done, she took out a small black box from the cabinet and handed it to Xu Cheng, "10 yuan." ”

The two went to the hardware store to get a piece of hemp rope.

"Are you hungry? I'll invite you to eat. ”

"Okay, okay, I've been hungry for a long time."

The two children slipped into a Hangzhou xiaolongbao that can be seen everywhere except Hangzhou, two steamed buns and two bowls of wonton, and they ate cleanly.

The so-called spring tiredness, summer sleepiness, autumn fatigue, hibernation, spring afternoons always make people feel sleepy, as if they have been under a spell and their heads are groggy, Lin Wancongee wiped his mouth covered with oil stains with a paper towel, and his body pulled out an arc, stretching his waist like a lazy kitten, revealing a small section of his slender waist.

On the way back to school, Lin Wancongee pulled Xu Chengyijiao.

"Xu Cheng, it's already afternoon, let's talk about your method, right?"

Xu Cheng put his arm behind his head and said, "Your parents are very proud and proud people, and when there is a conflict, they will only think that the other party has done something wrong, no one is willing to take the initiative to bow their heads, and if the marriage is not saved in time, the estrangement will be difficult to repair." ”

Lin Wancongee understood what Xu Cheng meant, and was very disappointed, "But I always feel that this time my father will not take the initiative to apologize like he used to make my mother angry." ”

Xu Cheng stopped and looked at Lin Wancongee seriously, "So they need an opportunity to make both of them realize their mistakes, and my method just happens to be able to create such an opportunity." ”

"What's the solution?"

Xu Cheng blurted out two words.

"Kidnapping!"

"I'm kidnapping you!"

In a suspenseful web drama that Xu Cheng had chased in his previous life, in order to ease the relationship between husband and wife with the female protagonist, the male protagonist planned to kidnap their stupid son in a hurry.

Although the operation is very unique, in Xu Cheng's opinion, this method is not a powerful medicine to repair the marriage relationship between Lin's father and Lin's mother.

"Xu, Xu Cheng, what are you talking about?" , Lin Wancongee was frightened by Xu Cheng, and looked at him with shock in her eyes, "Who wants to kidnap me?" ”

"Of course I'm going to kidnap you."

"No, Xu Cheng, if I am kidnapped, my parents will definitely look for me like crazy." , Lin Wancongee said anxiously, "And, and if it gets big, what if the police uncle arrests you?" ”

"I just want to use their anxiety and worry to make them realize the mistakes they have made." , Xu Cheng explained to her carefully.

"Don't worry, even if the matter is big, I won't be arrested, and I was originally going to make the matter bigger, everyone often says, only if you lose it, you will know how to cherish it, your parents left you alone at home because of a quarrel, and now you can't find it, do you say they will blame themselves, and then realize their stupidity."

Lin Wancongee was still quite worried, "But, but they may also accuse each other... What if they quarrel? ”

"Fool, did they quarrel less before? There's no worse ending anyway, so why not give it a try? Maybe your mom and dad will take a step back because of this, and eventually the relationship will be eased, and if it goes according to my plan, I have a good degree of confidence that it will be HE. ”

Lin Wancongee clenched her little fists, still hesitating, and said, "But, but..."

Xu Cheng pulled the broken hair of her sideburns, held her small two hands in the palm of her hand, and looked directly into Lin Wan's clear eyes.

"Don't worry about it anymore, don't you want to restore your house to its former state as soon as possible? Do you really want your mom to be separated from your dad and then not see your mom for a long time? ”

Lin Wancongee looked at Xu Cheng with red eyes, and finally focused on it.

"Then you, then you kidnap me!"

......

All afternoon, Lin Wancongee was busy, as if there was something to do.

Xu Cheng tilted his head curiously, "What are you writing?" ”

"Today's homework." , Lin Wancongee said seriously, "Even if you are kidnapped, you can't fail to hand in your homework, by the way, should we ask the teacher for leave?" ”

"Uh..."

"Absolutely no homework! You can't even ask for leave! Xu Cheng hurriedly took away her homework book, "I bought those things to make the kidnapping look more realistic, will the kidnappers let you and the teacher take leave and kidnap you again?" ”

Lin Wancongee nodded thoughtfully, and said worriedly, "Xu Cheng, have you planned where to tie me up, you won't lose me." ”

"Don't worry, I've got a plan, don't be afraid."

Today's afternoon seems to be extraordinarily long, the school bell rings, and the popular song "Life with You" is played on the campus loudspeaker

"How many people have loved your face when you were young"

"Who is willing to endure the relentless changes of the years"

"How many people have come and gone back in your life"

"You know that I will be by your side all my life"

The two children walked together to a deserted construction site outside the school, and the sunset was all over the sky, and Lin Wan's porridge's skirt turned muslin red.

"Is it possible to kidnap here?"

Xu Cheng looked at it, and there was no one around, "Let's go, you were kidnapped by me." ”

"Then won't you tie me up?"

"Just hold hands."

The gentlest kidnapping case in history was born.