Chapter Thirty-Six: I Am a Great Pervert
Xu Cheng got dressed and walked out of the bathroom.
No one's home just now is already in a lively state at the moment.
Xu Jianghe leaned on the position of the entrance and looked at Xu Cheng meaningfully, "You kid is okay!" If it's so big, you have the ability to trick other girls into taking a bath at home..."
Xu Cheng rolled his eyes, "Dad, what are you talking nonsense, I called our family because she was afraid that she would be sick when she was in the rain, and you should say this to the child!" ”
Xu Jianghe smiled sheepishly, "You have a good eye, Lin Wancongee and this little girl are very cute, but you are still young, don't keep moving these fancy intestines, you are not old, thanks to me and your mother coming back early..."
Xu Cheng was speechless.
"Daddy, what kind of person do you think I am!"
"I'm just a kid!"
Heaven and earth conscience, I just don't want Yu Yu to get sick!
If the entrance is a-for-tat confrontation, then the living room can be described as a murderous lurk.
On the sofa, He Ying and Lin Wancongee sat on Yu Yu's side, grooming Yu Yu's hair with joy.
Her long black hair, which was originally scattered, was combed in an orderly manner by the two, and the back was softly draped over her shoulders, and her temples were combed with two fake double ponytails, and a red hair ring was pinned to her bangs, which looked particularly good with the red T-shirt on her body.
What's even more interesting is Yu Yu's expression, her head is slightly lowered, her face is about to steam out of her head A mushroom cloud, her two hands are squeezing restlessly, I'm afraid that her brain is already blank with fright.
He Ying held a small mirror and put it in front of Yu Yu, "Little Yu Yu, don't keep your head down, why is this kid so shy, do you like the braids that Auntie helped you comb?" ”
Yu Yu was dizzy at this time, glanced at it hurriedly, and then nodded woodenly, praying in his heart that He Ying would let him go quickly.
"What a good hair, black and dense, I went to the barber shop, and the barber welcomed me the most...", the more He Ying looked at Yu Yu, the more she liked it, and she couldn't put it down when she touched her hair, "Evening porridge, do you think it looks good?" ”
"It's beautiful, Auntie, I want you to help me comb it." The corners of Lin Wan's porridge lips raised, and two shallow pear vortices appeared on her cheeks, "Usually in the class, I didn't find Yu Yu so cute!" ”
He Ying, who already likes girls, is almost carried away by happiness at the moment, "Okay, you sit down for a while, and then Auntie will help you comb it too, Auntie has to make dinner first, you children play." ”
After that, he added to Yu Yu, "Yu Yu, let's eat at Auntie's house at night, don't leave." ”
Where would Yu Yu refuse others, so he had to nod again.
Xu Cheng broke a bottle of AD calcium milk from the TV cabinet, put it into the straw, walked to the sofa and sat down next to Lin Wan's porridge, and took a sip.
"Why did you come to my house, Lin Wan Porridge?"
Lin Wancongee turned her head to look at Xu Cheng, then immediately turned her head to the side, pouted and complained, "You pressed my hair!" ”
Her coat was placed next to the sofa, and she was wearing a pale pink T-shirt with a white bear on it, which was very cute.
"Huh?" , Xu Cheng looked at the distance between himself and her, obviously it was still far away.
"I didn't press it."
"It's just pressing." , Lin Wancongee puffed out her mouth angrily, "I ignore you!" I'm this hour... On this day、No... This week, I won't talk to you anymore! ”
Xu Cheng felt inexplicable, "Don't talk to me?" So what if you did? ”
Lin Wancongee pinched her waist with both hands, and said seriously, "If I don't talk to you, I will never talk to you!" If it is, if it is said... I'll marry you! ”
Good guy, Xu Cheng was stunned on the sofa, how determined he must be...
Forget it, you earn it with your own blood anyway.
But he didn't understand why Lin Wan's porridge suddenly became so popular? She rarely gets angry with herself.
Pressing your hair is certainly not the reason, then the problem can only be the...
"Yu Yu, let's watch the three sisters of Maoyan together, Xu Cheng hates watching this the most, let's see what he doesn't like to see, and run away with him." , Lin Wancongee pulled Yu Yu's arm and said.
Yu Yu had never heard of the three Maoyan sisters, so he could only nod ignorantly.
Xu Cheng shrugged his shoulders on the side, joke, what boy wouldn't like to look at the three cat's eye sisters?
It's not like you covered my eyes and said you couldn't watch sexy pictures before, so I deliberately pretended that I didn't like to watch them, or I wouldn't be able to see the bikini dress in tears.
Lin Wancongee squatted in front of the VCD to play the disc, she often came to Xu Cheng's house, and she was naturally very familiar with how to use the home theater.
Xu Cheng rubbed his chin and carefully analyzed the current situation.
If you guess correctly, Lin Wancongee should, probably, maybe be jealous.
He suddenly remembered that when he was in kindergarten, Lin Wancongee had shown a strong possessiveness towards himself.
And the object of her jealousy at that time was-
Teacher Lamb!
I remember one time, Lin Wancongee cried and told herself that she had lost her water cup, and asked him to help find it with reasoning, and finally Xu Cheng took a lot of effort to find her water cup in Teacher Xiaoyang's cabinet...
Speaking of which, I don't know how Mr. Xiaoyang and Yanzu in front of the screen are doing.
Xu Cheng didn't pay attention to Lin Wan's porridge for the time being, just lay comfortably on the sofa, sipping AD calcium, and admired the deep V tights of tears, pupils, and love in a grand manner.
What did you think when you were a child? Isn't this better than the blue cat naughty three thousand questions?
Lin Wan's porridge eyes floated between Xu Cheng and the TV, and found that Xu Cheng seemed to be very happy, she puffed out her mouth angrily, and whispered some whispers in Yu Yu's ear.
Yu Yu was very embarrassed to get up from the sofa, walked to Xu Cheng, poked his arm, and pointed to Lin Wancongee behind him.
"That fruit, that fruit, she said she wouldn't let you see it."
Xu Cheng smiled and looked in the direction of Lin Wan's porridge, only to see her staring at the TV intently, as if she didn't pay attention to herself at all.
"Leave it alone, let her tell me herself."
"Oh."
Yu Yu was at a loss to go back to the two of them and sit down, looking left and right, feeling that the air pressure was very low and he couldn't breathe.
Xu Cheng's family is so terrifying!
After about five minutes, countless sexy pictures had flashed in the TV, Lin Wancongee finally couldn't sit still, got up from the sofa, ran to Xu Cheng's bedroom with the little frog slippers, and after a while, he ran back to Xu Cheng with his homework book, and held up the notebook to him angrily, which read, "Don't read it!" ”
Xu Cheng yawned, "This is our TV, why can't I watch it." ”
Lin Wan's porridge frowned slightly, pouted again, put the notebook on his lap, and wrote a few words with a brush and raised it.
"Look at it again, it's a big pervert!"
"Uh...", Xu Cheng scratched his head, "It doesn't matter, anyway, you say I'm a big pervert every day, and I want to watch it." ”
Lin Wanbei was a little angry with him, his eyes were red, he lowered his head and wrote a few words, and finally threw the notebook next to Xu Cheng, ran into his bedroom, and slammed the bedroom door.
Yu Yu looked at it at a loss.
It's scary!
Xu Cheng frowned and picked up the notebook and looked at it.
"Xu Cheng, big stupid pig!"