Staff began patrolling the school, reminding visitors and spectators who were still staying at the academy to leave the campus in time.

The song of Mengxia cicadas resounded in every corner of Yinghe.

The cicada on a tree suddenly moved parallel to midair, it stopped calling, and its attempt to flapping its wings and flying away failed.

Two seconds later, the cicada in mid-air regained its freedom, and in horror, it flew to the top of the camphor tree in one breath.

Asama continues to test stealth.

The little wildcats at school, who still seem to be able to sense the heat and smell, let out a frying cry when Asama approached them, and the soles of their feet were smeared with oil and burrowed into the flowerbed bushes next to the library.

Go to the bank to collect the password of the safe and get the gold bars away in one go? To be a detective or paparazzi, specializing in tracking and catching extramarital affairs? Become a spy or a killer, spy on intelligence and poison?

No matter how you think about it, it's a trash profession with no future

Killers, in particular, are unattractive. This world is not so rotten that a good person who respects public order and good customs should be allowed to commit murder.

Asama won't be a hero who supports justice, he's not the night god moon, and the night god moon doesn't end well in the end.

The only thing he and the night god have in common is probably the ability to refuse any beautiful girl.

Asama exhaled in the shade of the tree in the monitoring corner, took another deep breath, and went into stealth again.

I just arrived near the artificial lake at the northeast end of the school, and watched Amazaki, who has the dual attributes of the domineering president and the Riddler, pull at Sakura Hirose's emotions.

He explained to Hirose that today's black long straight girl was just a cover for the underground love between them, and he was willing to deceive everyone in exchange for the inner peace of the girl in front of him.

Then he said smoothly: "Don't be deceived by your eyes and ears, follow your heart and intuition." Sakura, the love buried in the ground does not mean that it will not grow, I have encountered many flowers, but the only one who really makes me willing to stay and take root is you, even if it is surrounded by boundless desert. ”

As Hirose began to waver, Amazaki pointed to the black rose brooch on Hirose's chest.

"Loyalty, uniqueness, underground love, my thoughts, this brooch should be well conveyed to you, right?"

Amazaki looked at Hirose's watery eyes, and compared a sign language of "I want to know better", he once again succeeded in getting the girl to throw herself into her arms.

Yes, full marks for memorizing lines, Asama nodded with satisfaction and left.

Asama has already completed a new stealth ability test in the men's bathroom of the library - his schoolbag and mobile phone don't know if they are also equipped props, in short, during the stealth period, it will not be like the lunch box that was initially tested, and the cicada that has just been pinched, suddenly floating in the air.

But items that are held for a short period of time, such as weeds and leaves on the side of the road, or paper towels or a bottle of hand sanitizer in the toilet, will be revealed, whether you hold them in your hand, stuff them into your clothes, or pack them in your bag. The path to become a thief is blocked.

On the other hand, the attribute of physical strength 7 and the introduction of the apnea holding skill made his apnea holding time reach 6 minutes, and the breath-holding time of standing still reached 10 minutes. And the cooldown time from interruption to restart is as short as 4 seconds.

The invisibility skill after the delay looks good, but it can neither connect seamlessly, nor allow Asama to pass through walls or collision without volume, and even the cat's → can't fool it.

It's not comparable to Absalom in One Piece and Merion in Full-Time Hunter, probably a little stronger than Yuri Nao's incomplete stealth.

Stealth is actually not too exaggerated in modern society. What's more, in the age of no privacy, everyone is being watched by technology.

Hair will fall, footprints will remain, mobile phones have positioning, observe the camera in the area when using, and avoid being hit by cars when going out.

Thinking of this, Asama's desire to go to Konoe's house to get some information is gone, so it's better to go to McDonald's to get some fries.

But this invisibility shows that he may be the only superpower user in this world.

The reason for adding a possibility is that Chiyo Konoe once asked himself if he had stealth skills, and Takishima's unreasonable learning ability is also worth scrutinizing.

If there are really other superpowers in this world, a behemoth like the Konoe family, it is impossible not to know and master it, right?

Watch as another butterfly flies by the flower bed, drifting into the grass like a falling cherry blossom.

Butterflies like dead leaves, octopuses that transform with the environment, and succulents like pebbles camouflage in nature are all done in a static state, and the 6-minute stealth time of [Outsider Suffocating for Dreams] gives him new possibilities.

For example, he won't do the stupid thing of being chased for a few streets by a few gambling dogs from the Infinity Society;

For example, the cost of using the trick of planting blame in schools is infinitely reduced;

For example, create some supernatural events and complete the little tricks of the god's prophecy to come true;

For example, as now, I infiltrated the information department of the office building and found out the news of the school newspaper in the morning.

Asama still water stood at the entrance of the news department and began to hold his breath for the third time,

Finally, when one of the staff members left the Department of Public Information as if he had fled, he forgot to close the door.

Asama Shizumizu rushed over to close the door and took the opportunity to infiltrate the Ministry of Information.

The sound of mouse and keyboard clicking.

The special smell of various papers from the Department of Public Information reaches Asama's nose.

There are also four people in the department, the head of the information department, the core reporter Shizuku Kazami, a first-year girl, and a second-year student with dark circles that look like paintings, who is supposed to be in charge of designing the layout.

The three of them were gathered behind the second-grade designer, each pointing at something.

"Yes, make the headline look a little bigger overall, but actually take up a little bit of space."

"This typesetting is 1px smaller, I can see it, make it bigger."

"Try another font? It's not right or not, try it all. Belch. Which font was used in the first place? ”

"Shizuku, bring the ruler over, I think the centering in the software is inconsistent with the centering seen by the naked eye."

"Move quickly, don't make it so complicated, just be eye-catching! Don't be so casual in the layout of this report, the text surrounds this photo, no! Let's cut out the people in the photo first! ”

"When will Fukuda's seniors finish the arrangement, I still have to finish reviewing the manuscript before I can go home."

It's an infernal hell for designers.

Asama couldn't bear to look at it more, so he first observed the layout of the Information Department, and then took a new breath in the unmanned utility room, and quietly walked to the minister's desk, and saw the A3 paper placed on it at random, which was the first draft of tomorrow's school newspaper-

The Queen's Determination! She and Young-ho know what it means to be exceptional.

Well, it's an advertorial put by Chiyo Konoe again, and I'm getting more and more aware of self-marketing.

A clear personal proposition, the ability to take a stand, attract supporters of converging values, and screen allies. Just as in terms of political philosophy, the Democratic Party of the United States is more inclined to flaunt [fairness], the Republican Party is more inclined to [freedom], and Chiyo Konoe exalts [excellence] in order to oppose the other proposition of Eiwa College and the student union [benevolence].

According to the [Bimaron Effect], people will unconsciously accept the hints and influences of people who like, admire, trust and admire, which can also explain why many American actors are keen on politics and do well. If Konoe's acting skills improve, she will be a very difficult villain.

If Chiyo Konoe can dig up the black material of the current student council president, Katsura Kyohei, and vice president Yuma Yoshihiko, before the student council election, and destroy their right to speak for [Renai], she will be able to impeach them, collect public opinion, unify the student council, and make a deal with [JOKER Asama Stillsui] in advance.

Mesquita's "DCer's Handbook" mentions that DCers are more concerned with [acquisition-maintenance-control], so they focus more on getting key supporters than trying to please everyone. And Arima Yoshihiko is more concerned about [how to serve everyone]. This shift in focus puts him at a competitive disadvantage. Konoe's power supremacist [winning alliance] is an interest group of a few, but as long as it can maintain power, Arima has no chance of winning.

Asama, who was still worried about the situation in the student union, saw the second report on the desk of the Minister of Information, and his worries were replaced in an instant.

On the other A3 paper, which was not stacked together, it was written "Jiuchi Meat Forest! Beauty like a cloud! Can he reach the pinnacle of monkeys in the harem? Such titles.

This report carefully analyzed his performance in four different sports in the past two days, and compared him with Sagara Yoshiharu in "Oda Shinna's Ambition" with the character's evasion ability, appearance, academic ability, athleticism, number of harems, harem quality and other dimensions, and used the insulting title [monkey] more than 20 times.

Amazing, the Ministry of Information didn't dig into the [Huaxin] scandal about him.

As soon as the news is entertaining and dramatic, authenticity is not important. Some of the responses laid out today seem to have been weakened as well.

The report is highly readable and contains a lot of monkeys. The photos of him drinking banana puree, the photo of him falling down from a penalty kick, and the photo of his uncontrollable expression during the dodgeball somersault are indeed quite monkey, and it can be said that he is no less ugly than the stupid girl Yoshiko Hanahata.

Yes, I just said [Monkey is Monkey] today, and the title of [Acrobatic Monkey] overshadowed [Yinghe Flower Heart Ninja].

This kind of ability to make all wishes come true, isn't it too much to snap your fingers?

Asama doesn't move the things on the desktop.,That's all I can see.。 He glanced at the four people in the Department of Information who were fully engaged in their work and decided to look at other news.

The special report on the leading standings of Class A and the dominating performance of the two heroes in one year accounted for 4 pages, followed by the inventory of Yinghe [her power] outstanding female athletes, the interview with the genius diving girl who conquered all the judges and scored all 10 points, the inventory of the project that broke the school history record on the second day of the sports festival, the TOP10 campus wear street photography on the second day of the sports festival, the TOP20 funny list on the second day of the sports festival, the recruitment advertisement of Yinghe Travel Agency, the interview of Yinghe sports star alumni, the top 10 popular booths in the food street, etc., and the rest are all kinds of advertisements, and reserved ad slots.

It's good, no reports embarrassing the girls.

When Asama approached the foursome working overtime in the Ministry of Information again, he found that even the light of the monitor had faded in the designer's eyes, and there was only endless darkness.

Glancing at the designer's hairline, which is not like a young man, Asama sighed secretly, give him a relief.

"Huh!! What's the power outage!! ”

"Don't worry, it's probably tripping."

"Did you save the file?"

"Nope."

The Minister of Public Information rushed into the adjacent printing room, stood on a table against the wall, and switched the electrical switch on the distribution box.

Five minutes later, however, the Department of Public Information was once again in darkness.

"Wait a minute, I'll go and see the air open."

Moments later, the Department of Public Information entered the third darkness.

"Damn, you didn't turn on any high-power appliances? It can't be that the circuit is aging, right? Shizuku, you must have a file on your phone. ”

"Hmm."

"Then Shizuku, you send the documents to Fukuda first."

"Okay minister, it's already been sent."

"Fukuda, you can go home and get it today, remember to design two more on the front page, and we will choose. Also, the report that [Yinghe Ninja] took girls to school and shopping today, his expression did not reflect the characteristics of a scumbag, how to highlight it, you look at it! ”

"Ahh

The designer named Fukuda couldn't imagine for a while, how to make a person wearing a mask show the expression of a scumbag.

"Minister Penglai Mountain, what about me?"

"You, review the draft in the evening, and @ I finalize it if it's confirmed. Come early tomorrow, contact the logistics and maintenance teachers to check the distribution box, and then print out the school newspaper. Tomorrow morning Shizuku, you'll be there early, too. ”

"Uh" X2

"Respond at any time, and reflect problems as soon as possible, so be it."

With the exception of the Minister of Public Information, the other three left the Department with a look of despair.

As soon as the first-grade girl went out, she cried and sent a voice message: "You guys have fun, I'm working overtime today." ”

The reason why those who engage in the news media have no conscience can be seen from the information department of Yinghe.

They probably want more people to experience their pain.

After a few people from the Ministry of Information locked the door, Asama breathed a sigh of relief and went into stealth again.

With his fingernails back, he opened several computers in the Department of Public Information through his mask, trying to copy some information.

It's a pity that all the computers have set up login passwords.,Asama picked up the phone and put it in his pocket.,It's still not a hassle for Komaba.。

The complaint on the right to honour will go to the Department of Public Information tomorrow.

But it's not too much to do a little sabotage ahead of time, right?

Pick up a few glasses of water in front of the water dispenser, disassemble the main unit, and sprinkle the water on the motherboard. He went into the printing room with a water cup and poured water into the two large printers.

Since the Ministry of Public Information wants to accept the recharge of the guards, the maintenance costs of these equipment will be reimbursed by the Ministry of Information to the guards.

After Asama finished destroying the equipment, he pulled down the gate and cleaned the desktop of the printing room.

Looking at the footprints of the Minister of Information, which were much more obvious than his on the coated paper on the desktop, Asama put the coated paper and disposable water cups that had processed fingerprints into the shredder and shredded them.

Then he simply cleaned up the other traces he had left in the Department of Public Information with toilet paper.

After some operation, Asama thought the most - next time I have to prepare a few pairs of latex gloves, so it will be more convenient to commit crimes in the future.

Looking at the Department of Information again, the transparent person Asama chose to go out through the window of the utility room.

Because of the large boxes full of documents, it is difficult for ordinary people to reach the innermost window of the utility room. So whether the innermost window is locked or not, this kind of thing, shouldn't be too many people paying attention.

The dusty cardboard box was padded with thick kraft paper from the Department of Information, and Asama made a few acrobatic moves to the window.

Observing that everything was normal outside, Asama quietly came out of the utility room, closed the window again, and threw the paper towel with the last traces of disposal into the nearby trash can.

It doesn't feel like it's enough.

Realizing that if the original manuscript could not be destroyed from Kazami Shizuku, and Eiwa did not have a lot of printing equipment that could print newsprint, the Ministry of Information would still publish his scandal as soon as possible tomorrow.

It shouldn't be realistic to let Komaba hack into the phone of Shizuku and the designer named Fukuda in a short period of time.

Stalking Shizuku Kazami, then invading her home, doing something unspeakable, and instructing her to give the designer a revised press release?

Thinking too much!

How should I deal with it?

The only way to achieve peace is nuclear peace, and only magic is to defeat magic.

Let's do some news.

At 6:20 p.m., the first piece of news was being created - smashing all the glass on the north side of the first floor of the office building. Unfortunately, due to time constraints, I couldn't go to the baseball club at the other end of the school to get a baseball bat to pay tribute to Ryugu Reina.

At 6:35 p.m., the second news item was being created, collecting materials for the painting, and then sketching a Nazca painting on the wooden floor of the auditorium, reproducing the graffiti of Haruhi Suzumiya's [I'm here].

At 7:35 p.m., the third news story was being created - in the classroom of Class B of the third year, a whole blackboard of gorgeous flowers was drawn, and in the middle of the flowers were three stickmen with different ways of dying.

At 7:55 p.m., the sun had already set, and the fourth news story was being created - all the clocks in the classrooms of the third-grade building C school building were set to 3:33, and the batteries were removed.

At 8:35 p.m., it was already completely dark, and the fifth news story was being created - all the Medici plaster in the art classroom was moved to the aisle.

When Asama finished all this and took pictures for evidence, he came out of the literary building full of fatigue but in a happy mood.

The moon is already hanging in the night sky of Tokyo.

It is well said in "Pillow Grass", spring is the best dawn, summer is the best night, autumn is the best evening, and winter is the best morning.

In the summer night, only the teachers' dormitory area and the student dormitory are lit up, and the rest of the place is gloomy, which is very suitable for campus weird talk.

The proletarian fighter Asama still water is not afraid of those strange things at all, he only feels that the campus is quiet and beautiful at the moment.

Several patrolling security guards hurriedly passed by, in the direction of the office building.

It seems that broken glass in the office building has been found, and the school security and logistics personnel will have to be busy for a while tonight.

The apologies in Asama's heart flashed.

In order not to overly implicate the second meeting of them, let the boring students discuss other things tomorrow, and the pressure of public opinion in their small environment is much less, right?

Asama suddenly slapped himself and took off the □□□ Star.

Exhaustion was like the night at that time.

Is there something wrong with your psychology? Is there a lot of stress in your subconscious? Or is there a problem with □□□ Star?

Asama thought of the clown-like self in his dream.

Intelligence returned to 7's Asama, thought about it carefully, escaping from the love scandal, it was definitely not enough to divert attention, after all, as long as Konoe was willing, new scandals would keep coming, and he didn't want to spend hours creating news like this every day.

Asama suddenly had a new plan in his heart.

Let's talk about it tomorrow, go home! Grocery shopping!

It's almost 9 o'clock, and Pochi's 10 dishes haven't been taught to her yet.

By the way, let's go to the shopping street first, and remember the way Poki took money out of his trouser pocket today, so let's buy her a wallet.

(End of chapter)