Chapter 63: I want to give birth to a female goose
At this time, the university campus is not strictly managed, and it is almost open to the society. You can go in as much as you like.
"The university campus is really much bigger than ours, well... It's also a lot prettier. Lin Wancongee followed Xu Cheng's side step by step, looking curiously at the scenery in the ivory tower.
The willow trees swaying in the wind, the clear gray and black stone chairs, the artificial lake that every school can't live without, and the students hurrying past on bicycles...
"I really want to go to college early...", Lin Wancongee said with longing.
"I heard adults say that college students are very free, they don't have to write homework or go to class, they just take the exam casually, there is no mess, and no one cares what they want to do, how good it is..."
Looking at the brilliant colors in Lin Wancongee's eyes, Xu Cheng couldn't bear to break her beautiful fantasy about college.
A fake university is the one that adults say to you.
The real college is the homework that you can't understand no matter how you look at it, the exam week where you lose your hair like crazy, the inexplicable things that are always busy, and the classmates who make you have a cerebral hemorrhage...
Entering the cafeteria, the flow of people increases.
The two took the elevator up and stopped in front of a pork knuckle restaurant on the second floor.
"Just eat this, I'll go to the line, you wait for me here."
"Oh."
At this time, it was the graduation season of the senior year, and there happened to be a marriage proposal on the first floor of the cafeteria, the boy knelt on one knee romantically, the girl covered her mouth in disbelief and nodded, and the two finally kissed each other passionately.
The onlookers all applauded sincerely, and Lin Wancongee lay on the railing and watched it very attentively.
Xu Cheng, who came back from shopping, waved his hand in front of her face, "Don't look at it, Yu Yu and Li Qiuyang are still hungry, let's go back quickly." ”
The two walked back, and along the way, Lin Wancongee chattered about the marriage proposal just now.
"It's so romantic to propose, they're going to have a baby soon, I hope they have a little goose, because I like goose more..."
Xu Cheng couldn't help but knock on Lin Wan's porridge's head, "Fool, people give birth to male geese and female geese, what does it have to do with whether you like it or not..."
"And how do you know you're going to have a baby... Young people are under so much pressure nowadays that getting married doesn't necessarily mean having children. ”
Lin Wancongee covered her head, pouted and said pitifully, "But they all kissed just now, sooner or later there will be a baby." ”
"Huh?"
Xu Cheng looked at her suspiciously, and asked tentatively, "Lin Wan Congee... You don't think... Boys and girls will have babies as long as they kiss them..."
"What's wrong?" , Lin Wancongee tilted her head and looked at Xu Cheng curiously, "Isn't it?" ”
"Hmm... That's pretty much it..."
After experiencing the gradual improvement in the morning, Xu Cheng completely showed what it means to be a profiteer embryo in the afternoon.
Tong Yan is unscrupulous, he will say whatever he thinks.
When he met someone, he said that this was a stocking of love, and if he loved her, he must buy it for her.
The figure is not very good, just use the set of words learned from the little sweet potato, what sister is really confident, don't care about other people's eyes...
Even if the boys came over to join in the fun, Xu Cheng persuaded them to buy two back and let their roommates wear them to show them, after all, there are not a few male ketones in the dormitory.
The business was in full swing, and when he looked sideways, he found Lin Wancongee, who was still helping to sell things just now, squatting on the ground with a pale face.
"What's wrong? Uncomfortable? Xu Cheng asked with concern,
He squatted beside Lin Wancongee only to find that there was a lot of cold sweat on her forehead, and her broken hair was stuck together.
"My stomach hurts, I'll go to the toilet, it's okay..."
"I'll go with you."
"No need." , Lin Wancongee shook her head and muttered, "I'm not a child, and I have to be accompanied by someone when I go to the toilet..."
"What a stupid thing to say... I'll take you there, can you find where the toilet is by yourself..."
"And girls aren't just weird creatures who like to go to the toilet together."
After talking to Yu Yu and Li Qiuyang, Xu Cheng took Lin Wancongee back to the campus of Normal University.
The School of History is a four-story old building, the closest to the gate, and Xu Cheng walked in directly with Lin Wancongee.
"No one, it's so gloomy." , Lin Wancongee muttered quietly in the back.
Xu Cheng looked at the sign and pointed to a dark corridor for Lin Wancongee, "Follow here to the toilet, you can go quickly, I'll wait for you outside." ”
Lin Wancongee hesitated and took a few steps forward, turned her head and looked at Xu Cheng pitifully, fluttering her butterfly-like eyelashes.
"It's so dark..."
"Uh... Then I'll wait for you at the toilet door. ”
Lin Wancongee slipped into the toilet, while Xu Cheng waited outside, looking at the famous quotes posted on the wall, and Lin Wancongee's shouts suddenly came from the toilet.
"Xu Cheng..."
"I'm outside... What's wrong..."
"Woo... Xu Cheng, come in quickly..."
"Huh?"
Xu Cheng raised his head and glanced at the toilet girl's logo again.
My compulsory education doesn't allow me to do such a thing!
But when I heard Lin Wan's porridge whimpering and crying very badly, I could only ask very anxiously inside.
"Lin Wan Congee, what's wrong with you?"
No one answered.
Forget it, there's no one else anyway, what's wrong with going in...
With a ruthless stomp of his feet, Xu Cheng entered the women's toilet hard, and just a few steps inside, he happened to meet Lin Wancongee crying and walking out of it.
"Xu Cheng... Woo..."
"What's wrong? Why do you cry when you go to the toilet? ”
Lin Wancongee didn't care about it, and directly buried her head in Xu Cheng's chest and cried, "I, I'm going to die... Woooooo
"Huh? Don't talk nonsense, how can a good person die? ”
Lin Wancongee cried fiercely, raised her head with teary eyes, and her voice was choked, "I'm really going to die... Woo woo... You, kiss me, let me give you a goose before I die..."
Xu Cheng: ???
Whether it's the first half of the sentence or the second half of the sentence, it's very thunderous!
Lin Wancongee on his chest continued to read in pieces, "Xu Cheng, can you not find a new childhood sweetheart after I die... And don't find a stepmother for our female geese..."
"Ahem, ahem... Don't cry yet... You tell me, are you... (omitted).."
Xu Cheng, an old man, even if he has never been a woman, has seen women, Lin Wan's porridge has a stomachache and she is so scared now... Speculating, it's easy to think of what happened.
Well... At this age, it seems like it's time to come...
Lin Wancongee rubbed her eyes and looked at Xu Cheng with teary eyes, "You, how do you know?" Am I hopeless... Hurry up and kiss me..."
"What kind of kiss...", Xu Cheng's head was full of black lines, "Your mother is too unqualified, don't you teach this kind of thing?" ”
In this era, it seems that these aspects are very secretive.
Lin Wancongee sobbed a few times, "Actually, I like my mother very much, don't say bad things about her..."
Xu Cheng took out a few tissues to wipe her tears, "Okay, don't cry." ”
"From today onwards, you're officially going to be a big girl..."