Immortal Riyo approached Ichijo Masumi and patted her on the back lightly, so that her back did not look particularly lonely.

"Well, after all, if you want to make friends with Robert-kun, you have to have some special status to gain his respect! ~”

"Is this a cosmic person, a superpower, or something?"

"Maybe the monsters can too, the kind of Pacific Rim level 5 monsters."

Immortal Chuan's hands imitated the forelimbs of the Tyrannosaurus rex, and his mouth emitted a strange gurgling sound.

[Poisonous woman] huh?

Asama quietly watched Immortal Chuan's performance, and she, the top E person, completed a whole monster imitation surrounded by a few people who were not amused at all.

If a talk show actor throws his burden 3 times and is still silent in the audience, maybe he will take the initiative to resign, right?

But I'm sorry, I'm not a mech hunter who died with you, I'm just a small character who picks up the bento when you appear.

Asama easily dodged several sudden attacks from the Immortal River, and the Immortal River smiled,

"Oh~as agile as Saber Athena~"

Don't waste too much time on popcorn chips.

Ichijo Masumi looked at the one-sided interaction between Immortal River and Asama, and thought in his heart-

Anyway, I-san is about the same as F-san, at least he didn't lose to Immortal River, and Ichijo Masumi can only comfort himself like this.

In other words, Tsukikai and Majima-san, how did they get Hero to call them by name?

Looking at the two girls who are so beautiful that they can overwhelm Quan Fang when they go to the Takarazuka Opera Troupe, one is cold and the other is calm, so that Asama Shizumi, a person who has always kept a sense of distance from others, can call them by their names, and their wisdom cannot be underestimated.

Wow –

Even with soundproof glass, the 5 people in the Love Counseling Department can clearly hear the wind and rain.

Tokyo, which had been sunny for many days, finally ushered in a hearty rain at noon on July 5.

There was no thunder, but it was already obscuring the scenery outside.

For some people, rain is more to look forward to than sunny days, because good memories are also in the rain.

Futami Wama felt something, and looked at Asama, only to see him holding Jacques Lacan's "Triumph of Religion" by Jacques Lacan, who is known as the high priest of modern shamanism, while eating a lunch completed by four young girls.

The phenomenological line, from Husserl to Heidegger, has not yet been fully cleared. Originally, he wanted to read Merleau-Ponty's phenomenological works, especially when he was looking at Saussure's linguistics, Gestalt psychology, etc., the name kept appearing, involving Asama's attention, and Merleau-Ponty's concept of "perception" was also very attractive.

However, it was all to be read anyway, and Asama chose to read Lacan anyway. Not only because Lacan is the "master" of the philosopher Zizek in the Internet age, but also because he has embraced many academic essences of Freud, Hegel, semiotics, linguistics, psychology, and phenomenology, but also because he said that "love is to give what you don't have to someone who doesn't want it." 】

On the one hand, this sentence shows that [desire comes from want], and on the other hand, active love is not the same as taking, but giving. Finally, love is something that no one wants, and when it comes to the union of two people, many times, what they want is something else.

Asama found Lacan's narrative to be approachable, at least not as much as Heidegger's slang.

At the same time, Lacan also contributed to the "mirror theory", and used many cases to demonstrate interesting phenomena such as sexual perversion, fetishism, sadism, and masochism, exposing the "greater other" in the collective unconscious.

The Frenchman is more of a philosopher than a psychiatrist. Many of his theories can also corroborate each other with theories such as consumer society and landscape society. The human body is fragile and has limits, and the human spirit and imagination are actually fragile and limited, and are more likely to be shaped or destroyed by the environment unconsciously than the body.

The Triumph of Religion is not a difficult book, and using a speed read is not as uncomfortable as reading Heidegger. The relationship between psychoanalysis and ethics made Asama instantly understand why there is an ethics class in Japan.

Without a healing course like ethics, the suicide rate and mental illness rate in Japan would have doubled.

Outside, the rain fell a little heavier, and the rain beat drums on the glass windows with the rhythm of the wind.

Raindrops are the same as hail.

In a noisy and quiet environment, the girls did not disturb Asama with interest, but chatted about various topics such as weather, news, fashion, art, etc.

In the closed room, the soft breathing of the four girls made the air seem to be different.

They tasted Asama's craftsmanship, and even though Asama was making a repetitive dish today, the slight difference in ingredients also made the dish a new change, while Ichijo and Immortal River, who had not tasted the previous dishes, were completely immersed in the beauty of the cuisine.

Even though the dark clouds outside have blackened Tokyo, all four girls have received a bright and cheerful buff.

"Isn't today's bento to your taste?"

Mai Majima saw that Asama's lunch was only halfway through and put down her chopsticks, so she couldn't help asking.

She made a temporary attack today, and the lunch box she brought was also for herself.

Asama, as always, gave up his own lunch to her, as if he had made an appointment a long time ago. Asama's lunch was made up of Asama's lunch with rice balls from the Immortal River, sweet and sour tenderloin and vegetarian sami from Futami, and pork cutlets and boiled broccoli from Ichijo.

The overall weight shouldn't be too much for a male high school student, right?

Asama's flipping hand stopped, and he looked up at the short-haired girl and replied,

"No, it's all delicious, but the stomach capacity is limited."

Asama, who has been in a half-satiety state for many days, found that his stomach capacity did not decrease, but as his physical strength increased, he became more hungry.

Immortal Kawa took a small piece of pork chop from the lunch box in front of Asama and said with a smile,

"Thrift is a virtue~"

The other three girls glanced at each other and stretched out their chopsticks.

"It's rude, Minister~"

The girl's voice suddenly came from outside the door, it was Yukina of the fourth palace.

"Excuse me, Sensei."

Asama took a look at the time, 12:45, and it was time to make an appointment for a consultation.

"Wait a minute."

Asama put down the book and cooperated with the girls to clean up the tabletop, and then said,

"Please come in."

Yukina Shinomiya, who is black and straight, and Arika Ogata, who has a Latin style, walk into the love counseling department.

I saw that the four rumored girlfriends of the big teacher were all in the love counseling department at one time, and the beautiful, extremely dark eyes of the fourth palace had shrunken pupils, flashing a hint of haze.

For this consultation of the fourth house, Asama did not charge for it.

With an unfinished expression, Shinomiya and Ogata, who has twinkling eyes, the two of them leave the relationship counseling department together with Asama's script annotations and planning book.

In fact, the direction of the follow-up content of the social media of the duo was given to Sigong very early, but regarding the content creation of Internet hotspots, Sigong still wrote 10 short video scripts by himself very seriously.

Asama revised the text approval to the four palaces, and circled the two contents of [Hanabi Festival Super Group Confession] and [My Happy Marriage Contract & Hori and Miyamura Famous Scene], so that she and Ogata focused on preparation.

After getting her reservation yesterday, Asama asked Komaba to help adjust the data and did a basic analysis of the fans of her account.

They don't have many male LSP fans, on the contrary, female fans account for 70%. The COS makeup photo session of Shinomiya and Ogata standing on the base of the figure like delicate dolls also made many brands in the fashion and beauty fields see the opportunity to display their products, and the commercial value of the two of them is obviously greater than that of those women who can only show off their breasts.

As the eldest lady of the Shinomiya family, Shinomiya Yukina is naturally not short of money, but seeing Asama Shizumizu's detailed business monetization plan that has been painstakingly sorted out for her from the aspects of fan crowds, fan interest tracks, fan purchase tracks, and customer journeys, she still feels that her eyes are bright, and her heart lake that has been forcibly calm in the past two days has been shaken again.

Pinching the stack of more than 30 pages with data tables, Yukina's eyes were a little sour. Obviously, I only sent a message to the big teacher yesterday about it

The big teacher must have thought about himself in his heart and stayed up all night for his future, right?

But looking at the four beautiful girls sitting or standing next to the big teacher in the love counseling department like Tianwang Mountain, the mood of the four palaces is as gray and wet as the weather outside.

Sinomiya knows that she has become an Internet idol, whether it is her family background, talent and appearance, there is still a big gap between her and Ichijo Masumi and Immortal Kawa Riyo.

For Futami Tsukikai and Mai Majima, she also spent a lot of effort to investigate. One is the eldest lady of a trading company that is about to go bankrupt, and the other is a poor student who was admitted to Yinghe with excellent grades, and the two have a lack of social interaction, bad reputation, and work-study in common.

So, big teachers like to fish people ashore?

Just having one friend is a lack of socialization, right? It's a bad review to be called a "carnivorous female sea king", right? Being a TikToker is also a work-study, right?

Obviously he is like them, why can't he get closer to him?

The great teacher is definitely not a person who cares about his past, you can know from his attitude towards himself.

However, Yukina Shinomiya has begun to regret her past, and the memories of those ex-boyfriends have become disgusting torture.

What kind of mentality do the four of them have, and in what capacity, stand next to the great teacher who swears to love insulation?

Or is it that the big teacher has no resistance to stalking girls?

Not right either.

Her request for the special topic of Tanabata to ask the big teacher to assist in the filming was rejected by him, and the big teacher also refused to accept the consultation fee on the grounds of "talking about it when it works".

Shinomiya said goodbye to the big teacher with mixed feelings.

Before leaving, she took a closer look at the four lucky members of the love counseling department.

Looking at the departure of Yukina Shinomiya, Asama sighed in his heart.

There's no need to introduce Ogata to himself or something. Ogata looked at himself strangely, not with the defensive hostility of Eimi Shiina, a friend of the immortal river, but with a look like seeing a beast.

Fortunately, in the whole communication, Ogata didn't interject anything, but Asama took the initiative to give her a few male suggestions for the role that needed to be studied.

As for going to the girl's house on Wednesday and shooting a short video with two girls or something, forget it.

Yes, the 7th day of July is the Tanabata Festival, and just like the New Year on the 1st of January, Japan also celebrates the Tanabata on the Gregorian calendar.

"There are more and more customers who don't consult love in the love consulting department~ Robert, just change the name of the club. How about SSSSS Department? Sophy Shimizu Suki Study in School is a sage who likes to learn at school. ”

This kind of club name named by his own strange title is simply the death of the society, right? In other words, the people who like to use their names as company names are generally Westerners, such as Disney, Wal-Mart, Ford, Ogilvy Advertising, Yves Saint Laurent

In East Asia, the more westernized the industry, the more likely it is to learn from Westerners in choosing company names. No one thinks that the founder of Chow Tai Fook is called Chow Tai Fook, right?

Asama gave the immortal river who showed the pleasure man a roll of the eyes.

Futami learned Fukasawa Yuki's clapping movements, looked at Asama and smiled,

"If you talk about renaming the department, how about the [Wish Ministry]? Anyone who comes here to find Jingshui-kun can have their wishes come true. ”

No, Daimyojin-sama, you're the one who can do such a thing [to grant wishes].

"The name Satsuki is also good, 90 points~"

Asama quietly glanced at Immortal River, I really want to know how many points you will score in that SSSSS department.

"Mr. Hero likes to read so much, it's called [Cultural Studies Department], right? But,Judging from the actual work,It's not bad to call it [School Rescue Group]. ”

One of your naming skills really needs to be improved, and I'd rather call it the Far Eastern Magic Day Sleep Association than those two names.

Immortal Chuan put a fist in front of his mouth with one hand, lightly tapping his pink lips, and suddenly removed his fist and smiled,

"We have such a wide range of business, how about calling it [Fangshiwu Department]?"

Looking at the expressions of the two unaware ones, Asama shook his head.

It's a little more than everything the house can do, right? With this kind of name, I'm not afraid that the people of the Wanshi House Department will lead a dog god to kick the hall?

In addition, it is precisely because it is called the Love Counseling Department, so departments like the Bronze Tree Anomaly Human Mutual Aid Department and the Phantom Brigade will not find trouble with the Love Counseling Department.

As for why the ministry is so targeted, as long as it doesn't develop into a head-on conflict, Asama doesn't have the time and interest to understand.

Majima, who has short hair over his ears, said seriously.

"If you really want to change the name of the club with actual activities, it might as well be called [Speech Therapy Department]. The words of still water have a healing power. ”

Unexpectedly, the other three girls nodded approvingly.

After the hair falls out, all the staff becomes stronger, right?

"Hero, why don't we join forces, let's call it [Four-Hand Therapy Department]?"

Cthulhu-style word therapy, right? Was the inspiration for the choir badminton club?

Once again, Ichijo Masumi contributed the terrible club name.

"Combine or something, forget it, don't expect too much from other people."

"The tradition of the Romance Counseling Department is democracy, so let's go to Robert-kun's house and vote together on the matter of the Marriage Counseling Department."

When did tradition define it by you, who are not yet a member of the Ministry?

The lunch break is over, and the bell rings for the afternoon class.

Forget it, let's talk about it later.

The four of them returned to the classroom one after another, and the expressionless Asama was the last to enter the classroom, but it attracted the attention of all the students in Class A for one year.

Just now, the four of them must have been doing something at noon, right?

The ice beautiful girl who gradually glows on the moon sea, Mai Majima, the short-haired goddess who escaped from the curse of the disappearing strange talk, and the school's top vitality idol Rie Kawa, what kind of ecstasy soup were they poured into by the Eiwa ninja?

Surely he has some tricks in his hands?

Eiwa Ninja has been dormant for months, and this summer, is it finally about to show its fangs?

Horikita, who sighed for a long time next to the seat of the guard, saw that Asama had a close personal relationship with half of the beautiful girls in Class A, and it was even more uncomfortable than his falling out of love.

"How to Choose Growth Stocks", "Poor Charlie's Book", "Smart Investor" These three books he even bought the physical version, he opened the content of it and checked it carefully, there is not a word in this book that talks about love experience, there is no investment method for young girls, and there is no secret to how to become a harem king by borrowing money, and the words "long-termism" are written on every page. Yesterday, Horikita couldn't sleep, and after reading it carefully in the middle of the night, he saw the words in the cracks, and there were two words written all over the book that were "deceitful"!

Arima, Goxingin, Ryuzaki, and Miwa have already tacitly agreed that Asama Shizumi is a [popular person], and they also know that there is a high probability that they will be late for the work of the love counseling department at noon.

Unlike most of the boys who look at Asama with admiration, the 20 girls are roughly divided into three factions for Asama's senses at this time - thanks to Asama for letting a few beautiful girls in the class become schadenfreude, the kind people who worry that Eiwa Ninja will hurt Immortal Kawa and Futami, and the supporters of Chiyo Konoe who only hope that Asama's still water fly will be transferred sooner.

Asama wasn't interested in what others thought of him, but he wondered why Hinoki hadn't come to this math class yet.

The head of the class, Yuxingyuan, said that the teacher had something to do temporarily, so he would come over later and let everyone study on their own first.

Or maybe he's a full 50 minutes late and skips an entire class, which is a better thing for most of the students in Class A of the year.

Unfortunately, 25 minutes before the end of class, Hinoki still appeared.

He didn't explain anything about being late, but wrote a question on the blackboard.

"It happened to be raining today, and someone once said: 'Coming up (discovering) a problem is often more important than solving a problem, because solving a problem may be just a matter of mathematical or experimental skill.' Raising new questions, new possibilities, and looking at old problems from new angles requires creative imagination and marks a real advance in science. ’

So, today I have a question about rain, suppose the rain clouds above my head are 6,000 meters above the ground, 100 kilometers in length and width, and the amount of precipitation is as high as 6 centimeters, and this rain does not drop raindrops, but a one-time, concentrated and condensed into a huge water ball, more than 1 kilometer in diameter, and falls with an initial velocity of zero. What is the shape of the water balloon, what is the color of the grass below, and what will happen to me when I am drenched in the rain?

Konoe, Arima, you two come to the blackboard and answer this question. ”

Arima walked straight to the podium and turned to look at Chiyo Konoe, who was still waiting in his seat.

Does this mean, the next war book? (End of chapter)