184. Crash shirt with White Lies with Asama group

"[It's a very paradoxical thing. People like me, who are at the bottom of the campus class, will automatically give them three points of courtesy once I meet someone at the top. Usually when you encounter it in the hallway, you will definitely intuitively get out of the way; Nine times out of ten, they will be stunned when they talk to me, and they may become their repeater; was asked by them for something, and was even a little flattered, so naturally he didn't refuse to come. For their glamour and popularity, it is not so much jealous as admiration, and admiration is that you can't do it at all.

If I am lucky enough to have these Yang horns remember my name one day, it will make me happy. For example, the Saint of Goxingin and the Immortal River Riyo, the mere fact that they know my name or are willing to answer me as a person is enough for me to regain my dignity. ]

Teacher, do you think so? ”

I said such a long time and said a lot of words, it turned out to be DISS me?

I always feel that the words just now are paying tribute to something.

It's better than penguins, right?

I'm sorry, but I'm not the guy who said Lone High and made a class leap with the daughter of a Chiba prefectural councilor and the president of a construction company. His solitude is a [fake], so he and the [fake] worm redeem each other.

There is no imbalance in my life. Plato, Leonardo da Vinci, Newton, Tesla, I will follow in the footsteps of these single kings, and embark on the road of solitude that belongs to me alone.

Asama shook his head, looked at Yukino's chubby face like a god prank, and said,

"It's not. I have never agreed with the campus class theory, because they can't decide my life and death, they can't interfere with my decisions, and they are equal in terms of rights. Do you think you're a yin horn? Yukino-kun. ”

Yukino, who was wearing a Gagaga boys' school uniform, said proudly,

"Of course I'm a 100% pure horn. Of course, not the feminine, dark, gloomy, and sinister yin, but the yin of the tree. In my eyes, Great Teacher, you are a yin who is good and yin, and you are a very advanced yin angle, so you can't feel the class gap. After all, like the periodic table, everyone's class, energy, these are all predestined things. By the way, the attributes can be added and changed, and as I said at the beginning, with the Yang Horn, you will also become a Charged Yang Horn. ”

Let's have tea first.

Yukino refused the tea, but instead opened the refrigerator according to Asama's instructions.

"Is carbonic acid only grape flavored Fanta? What a strange taste, shouldn't Fanta's orthodoxy be Orange? ”

β€œ.”

"Teacher, can you eat the potato chips in the refrigerator?"

Yukino drinkers, who were allowed to drink it, sat back opposite Asama with grape-flavored Fanta and original Lay's potato chips.

"Why do you think it's weird for me to get along with Yang Jiao normally?"

"Chitose-kun in the Bozi Soda Bottle" is light, have you read it? The only thing that can stand next to the Freshly Charged Corner is the Freshly Charged Horn, which is like throwing ice cubes into a furnace and it will only turn into hotter water vapor. ”

"No, don't take it lightly."

"Impossible! How can someone who doesn't look down on him say the famous words of the head of the regiment! ”

"Judging by the way you speak, you don't look like a yin horn at all."

"Don't you know the core attribute of the Yin Horn, that is, you can talk very openly with people who are also Yin attributes?"

β€œ.”

I'm not a fan club here, so what are you consulting? How do you feel like you're paying me lessons?

This sense of dΓ©jΓ  vu, Batman Ryuzaki Hayato?!

"Yukino-kun, did you talk to Ryuzaki-kun in the class?"

Tons and tons of tons -

Yukino drank Fanta in one go, flattened the can, and said with emotion,

"Ha-sure enough, even if it's grape-flavored, it's acceptable, worthy of Fanta!"

After speaking, he took a can from the refrigerator and opened it, took a sip, and then said slowly,

"You say Ryuzaki, no, the kind of person who looks down on people, I can't accept it physiologically. Of course, don't mind, big teacher, I admired you, so I came to consult you. I know that there must be a reason behind your disdainful statements. I don't know exactly what I want to protect, or who I want to tell it to. ”

No, you know too much!

"Listen to you, you want to be a yin horn that is not affected by the yang angle."

"Well, after all, I'll tell you the truth, my goal is to become a [Yin Strength]."

β€œ.” It feels more embarrassing than hitting a shirt on the street.

"Anyway, you haven't answered my question yet, teacher."

Asama's right hand couldn't help but knock on the table,

"Let's talk about what you mean by the horn."

"First, I don't like sports, or rather, I don't like things that waste my energy. Second, the rest time is nowhere to be seen, because it is necessary to find a suitable place to be alone; Third, even if you have friends, you prefer to immerse yourself in your own world and keep your distance from others; Fourth, being too accommodating to others, and even wanting to sacrifice oneself to help others, especially to the Yang Horn!; Fifth, it is ignored like air, and it is difficult for the students sitting next to them to find out that the cultural festival will be pulled on the stage as a background board, and the graduation ceremony will show that he is tall and has a strong sense of presence, but he is regarded by the teacher as not present, and he intimately sticks his own photo. ”

In the front, it seems that Gatlin is drawing on the wall, but what is going on at the back? How do you feel Yukino, you're blowing yourself up

"So do you think I like to accommodate people? Do you think I'm like air in Yinghe? ”

"So you are the god of the horns. Compared to the [Chitose God] of the Yang Horn, it is better for you to feel this way, or the great teacher. Moreover, [Chitose God] is just a scum compared to you when it comes to playing with women. ”

β€œ.”

"The relationship between the big teacher and the Imperial Academy, Fukasawa Xue, these Yang Horns is very good, right?"

"Okay."

"They've dealt with a lot of trouble for you, especially the recent rumors."

I asked them.

"yes, then I'm going to thank them."

"It stands to reason that if you want to get the kindness of Yang Jiao, it also means accepting their circles, interests, and values at the same time, right? Not only the Yang Horn of Class A, but also the Willow Leaf and Takishima of Class B, the Oshima of Class C, and the Dai Hui of Class F, the big teacher seems to be very popular with the current Yang Jiao, but he will not be assimilated by them, for this, I want to know the reason. ”

"Have you ever heard of this set of principles? Mutual respect, non-aggression, non-interference, equality and reciprocity, and peaceful coexistence. Keep these 5 points in mind and you will be able to deal with anyone you are dealing with normally. ”

Of course, you can't have such respect for your sons, especially those stupid sons.

"Is that so? I originally thought that the great teacher had the skill of reversing the yin angle to transform the yang angle. ”

"In this world, there is no room for all the yin and yang corners. Their respective attributes, abilities, and beliefs are opportunities for each other, and even if there are various differences and differences in the objective reality, it is unrealistic to blindly change each other. ”

Yukino straightened up, no less than Daiki's height, and with a body twice as wide, it was like a bear standing up on his stomach.

"I've always thought that at our age, perhaps only isolationism will avoid being influenced by other people's thoughts. Sure enough, after chatting for a while, I began to be influenced by the big teacher. ”

"If you can't listen to it, you can take the time to taste or criticize, and there is no need to do it."

"Is this the case with the love counseling of the great teacher?"

"It varies from person to person."

"Perhaps, if I have other troubles, I will come to you as well."

"Feel free to welcome small questions, like today's questions can be discounted."

"You're welcome, teacher, I'm not short of money. Also, I want the big teacher to do me a favor. ”

"Just say it."

Yukino scratched his nose in embarrassment, and seemed to sort out the language before saying,

"Immortal Chuan once accosted me, and she said that she consulted with the teacher and that students can customize the size of their seats. I did feel uncomfortable sitting in the chair because it was too small, and I knew her kindness at the time, but because of my yin nature, I just couldn't answer her properly. Teacher, if you can, help me apologize for her. ”

"It's better to apologize yourself."

"I don't have any thoughts about the Immortal River, you don't have to test me."

β€œ.”

So does Amazaki and Kuroda. Who have I become in your hearts?

Yukino paused, then smiled,

"After all, I'm going to be the man of the [Yin Strength]."

β€œ.”

The last time I was speechless like this, I don't know which one was last time.

Asama Shizumizu watched Yukino bow his head and waist, as if he was about to fill the door frame, and squeezed out of the love counseling department.

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Looking at the information in his hand, Asama thought.

What is the purpose of this classmate who spent 1.2 million just to say a few words?

Yukino Drinker, who can spend money indiscriminately, is naturally not bad for money, and he is the young master of the Yukino Tourism Group, the operator of several local snow resorts and resorts in Hokkaido.

When he came to Tokyo from Hokkaido to study, he didn't feel like he was here to expand his social network, but he was really studying seriously.

The entrance score is 240, 231 in the monthly test in May, and 222 in the monthly test in June, the progress is not obvious, but at least it has improved, which is really enviable.

190 cm, 160 kg, like to eat carbs, fat and strong are a little edged.

Although he said that he didn't like sports, he knew that he was exercising by looking at his arms, and of course, it was possible that he was wearing a muscle suit.

This Yukino-san, who is usually the background board of the first year class A of Eiwa Academy, sits in the last row of the seats by the door of the classroom, next to him is Horikita Castle, and next to him is Chiyo Konoe.

He is low-key, has no friends, and because of his huge size, and sits at the back door of the classroom, he is often bumped into by the stupid people who are noisy and chasing, and then apologizes to each other with the stupid people.

He was once told by a girl that he was noisy because he ate potato chips in the classroom during recess, and he apologized to the air and walked out of the classroom.

Roughly speaking, a good person.

Tourism group? Or you can communicate with the seniors of Yasaka, who make outdoor equipment at home, and do some network linkage.

If Yukino comes to consult again, the consultation fee will be waived and help Yasaka-senpai ask.

Didn't fall asleep.

Lying on the chair and closing his eyes for 2 minutes, exactly 7:55, the sleepy Asama put on headphones and continued to listen to the scholars talk about Lacan, and came out of the love counseling department.

Asama discovers that he and Lacan have one thing in common.

Lacan was once expelled from the International Psychoanalytic Association (IPA) for his flexible work hours for clients, who were supposed to have 50-minute talks, but Lacan may only talk for 30 minutes before asking the client to leave, an act of impromptu work that the IPA accused of exploiting clients.

However, Lacan believes that the physical time is not important at all, but the psychological time to solve the problem is important, as if the Zen master is the first to have an epiphany for his disciples, some disciples have an epiphany after studying for 10 years, while others have an epiphany in a few days.

Later, the IPA persuaded Lacan to change his flexible clinical work style and let him return to the association, but Lacan refused with a smile.

Although such a Lacan, the style is very similar to some domestic qigong masters.

But more often than not, the rigid physical dimension and scientific perspective cannot solve the problem.

Standards are never one-size-fits-all, and standards are not fixed.

Even the trajectory of the earth around the sun is not fixed, everything must be broken through the appearance, see the truth, in order to grasp a reasonable flexible time.

Consultations that vary from person to person cannot all be pushed too hard like Amazaki, Kuroda, Shinomiya, and Hachiami.

Of course, his goal was never to transform them into other people, but to give them new possibilities to see who they could become.

So far, except for Ronai Hachimi, who has been practicing savage collisions recently, everyone else's campus life is going well.

The arrival of the Yukino drinkers made me a little vigilant.

Yinghe Academy is a monster room, and there are all kinds of students.

He is no longer an unknown little transparent, but a [Yinghe Ninja] who bears the label of lustful, arrogant, and despicable.

He wasn't afraid of the [gangsters] who were instigated, he was more afraid of [monsters] like Tetsuya Takishima harassing him.

To receive customers, we must screen more carefully, and the information disclosed should also be reserved, and we can also prepare more misleading and ambiguous statements for their inquiries about themselves.

As Haruki Murakami puts it, "I'm not good at telling deep lies, but I'm quite fond of harmless gibberish." ”

A white lie is harmless to others, and it is a protective color like a cloud of mist, if you can, try to make up some.

Just like those words to Wei Gongbai, at least she didn't kick her chair in the back without saying anything during this time.

How did you think of white stockings!

Do tiredness and sensuality rise in direct proportion?

Thinking of this, Asama still water had already crossed the corridor and walked to the door of the classroom of Class A in the first year.

Sakuragi, who arrived on time, smiled elegantly at Asama.

"Morning, Asama, did you go to the love counseling department early in the morning?"

"Good morning, Sakuragi-sensei."

Asama really admires Sakuragi, if he was a teacher, he talked wildly about sports festivals, and deliberately missed the morning meeting and world history class on Monday, he wouldn't give a good face.

Stepping into the classroom with Sakuragi, Asama subconsciously glanced around, are there already so many people who meet his gaze?

Futami, Arima, and Majima, the movements of the window trio are almost uniform.

When Asama was seated, Sakuragi announced the start of the morning meeting.

The list of eight groups is as follows,

In the first group, there are Ma Yoshihiko and Yukino Drinker.

The second group, Chiyo Konoe, Daisuke Miwa..

The third group, Hayato Ryuzaki and Ririna Ivan Rina

The fourth group, Rie Immortal and Mai Majima.

The fifth group, the Imperial Courtyard Saint

The sixth group, Asama still water, Fukasawa Yuki, Horikita Castle

The seventh group, the second see the sea of the moon

Group 8, Wei Gong Bai.

In terms of team leaders, it seems that they are ranked in the top 8 of Class A in one year.

But why is Goxingin, who is ranked 70th, in the fifth group, and I, who is ranked 66th, in the sixth group?

Sakuragi said a few words of encouragement and left the classroom early.

The clattering of desks and chairs, and the chattering of chatter, quickly filled the classroom like yesterday's rainstorm.

Didi –

The first rule of thumb is that groups must not be exchanged at will.

Asama looked at the list of his team members, Fukasawa, Horikita, and Hanyu were exactly in line with what Sakuragi said, one who has made significant progress, and two who need to work hard.

Horikita and Hanyu, after 500 people, is there any difference between teaching them and teaching pigs?

Then give it a try, the real failure is not trying.

Even if it's a pig, give me good progress.

Fukasawa soon set up a study group on LINE.

Fukasawa Yuki: "Please advise. (Yamato Nadeshiko kneels and bows .jpg)"

It's Horibori Horikita: "Fukasawa-san, can you add my personal friend?"

Fukasawa Xue: "(This group disinfects .jpg)"

Hanyu Yuzu: "Wow, there has been, instant kill. But Fukasawa-san, disinfectant can't kill cockroaches!"

It's Horibori Horikita: "Is your guy's friend application different and rejected?"

Hanyu Yuzu: "It's disgusting, you're actually peeping at the screen! (vomiting .jpg)"

Asama Shizumizu: "Please advise."

"Teacher, please advise." X3

Hanyu Yuzu: "Can the three of us be called Asama? (Ninja .jpg)"

It's Horibori Kita: "Why are there 3 people, shouldn't it be 4?"

Suddenly, I remembered the June study group.

I received another message, which was a private message from Fukasawa Xue,

"Asama, I didn't expect us to be really fated. (smiling)"

What's the situation? (End of chapter)