Chapter 623: The Bitter Astronomy Division
"What to do? Can't you understand it? How do you explain it? "The entire Astronomy Division gathered in the director's office, and everyone was staring at each other, not knowing how to deal with this big problem that suddenly arose.
Now countless people have asked the Department of Astronomy to come forward and give a notice, asking them to carefully study the various data provided in it, and finally form an explanation report to answer readers' questions and see if this book really contains such a terrifying law of celestial movements.
"The easiest way, just leave him alone!" The director of the Astronomical Division, who is also the nephew of a powerful minister, spoke.
After listening to this, everyone nodded again and again, yes, why do you have to explain, just don't exist, as long as I don't speak, then I won't do anything wrong, and at the same time, it will be forgotten after all.
But within a few seconds, the phone in the office rang, and the director of astronomy picked up the phone with some impatience, but as soon as he heard the voice on the other side, he immediately sat up, nodding his head constantly, and his tone became more and more attentive and flattering, and finally hung up the phone and said, "Ahem, I think this matter still needs to be dealt with, how can the doubts in the hearts of the people not be answered?" So what is the meaning of the existence of our Astronomical Division? ”
"Ladies and gentlemen, our Astronomy Division has been a little transparent for hundreds of years, and now we finally have an opportunity to send it to us, it's time to grow our own face, you discuss and see, how to get a written report to explain this time to the people!" The director clenched his fists and said passionately.
It was none other than his own uncle. If it weren't for his own uncle, I'm afraid he would still be driving in the school now.
And this uncle ordered him very seriously on the phone that he must take advantage of this opportunity to give all the people a comprehensive, simple and transparent answer, and there must be no mistakes.
Because his uncle's political opponent had already decided to use his little nephew as a breakthrough after learning of this emergency, as long as the Astronomical Division dared not deal with this problem, the political enemy would immediately ask the parliament to investigate him for dereliction of duty.
And once the investigation begins, none of the many problems on this little nephew will be hidden, and it will inevitably involve his uncle in the end, even if he can keep the position of minister in the end, but if he wants to go further in the future, such as participating in the election of the president, it will be impossible, after all, there will be an indelible stain on this uncle.
"Which of you has the will to carry this burden!" The director looked at his subordinates with anticipation, but everyone lowered their heads, and no one dared to say a word.
Just kidding, who of us wasn't sent over by relatives to get paid, who TM can do the job.
Seeing that no one spoke, the director couldn't stand it, he slapped the table directly with his hand, and then said loudly, "I don't care, someone must take over this burden today, and this problem must be solved for me, otherwise no one will want to go home, stay here for me until someone completes the task!" ”
As soon as the director said this, everyone couldn't bear it, since everyone came to the Astronomy Division, they haven't worked for a minute, who wants to stay here all the time, this is absolutely not okay!
So someone said helplessly, "Director, it's not that we don't want to accept the task. But you also know that all of us are wastes that have been brought in by various relatives and friends. There is not even a person who studies astronomy here, and the stars in the sky can't be named, so how can it be possible to verify the setting inside. ”
"You have the ability to say this to the reader, don't say it to me here! If they are willing to accept this explanation, then from now on this astronomical director will be up to you, and I will be your subordinate. The director snorted coldly.
Seeing the attitude of the director, everyone understood that it was impossible to fool the past, but the problem was that they really didn't understand. So after thinking about it for a while, someone said, "Boss, in fact, most readers don't care about the process and calculation at all, all they need is the result, and they need someone to confirm whether the astronomical data in it is true!" ”
"Then it's actually very simple, we only need to give yes or no, in fact, I think as long as you say something ambiguous, people look like yes and no, you can deal with the matter!" An old man from the Astronomical Department said that he had been in the government department for nearly 30 years, and he had a lot of experience in this area, and he directly gave a perfect response plan.
After hearing this, everyone applauded, and the director himself was very moved when he heard it, but when he thought of his uncle's words, he understood that someone deliberately wanted to mess with himself, so he would definitely make a fuss about this matter, and the ambiguous answer would definitely not work, and at least he had to give a yes or no answer.
In this way, the matter becomes 2 choices of 1, which seems very simple, but the director does not dare to make a mistake, once he is wrong, not only will his position as the director of astronomy be gone, but his uncle will probably beat him to death.
"Good!" The director nodded and said, "Then which of you can give me a yes or no answer?" ”
"I think it must be fake, how can an author write so much astronomical data when he writes, it must be this guy who made it up nonsense, and a fool believes it!" Someone said immediately.
"But the reader in the screenshot said that he used a super quantum computer to calculate, and a super quantum computer can't be wrong, because if it's an accurate answer that he can't give, then he will also use probability to indicate the accuracy of this answer." Someone retorted.
"Please, use your brain, it's just a screenshot, I can also fake a screenshot for you now, saying that the author of this book is the god of peace who has been hiding himself, then will you?"
"I don't even need to forge screenshots, just find a way to enter that group, type a paragraph, and then take a screenshot openly, who can say that my screenshot is fake?"
"Also, is there such a thing as a super quantum computer that ordinary people can access? Even if our department wants to borrow this equipment to carry out a small calculation, it will have to go through the approval of more than a dozen units before and after, two or three batches of professional investigators will review, and finally we have to wait for at least 2~3 years to queue up. ”
"So the content of this screenshot must be fake, fake at a glance, and you don't even need to think about it!" A person said excitedly, the spit stars sprayed almost on everyone's face, and the director himself nodded again and again when he heard it, feeling that it was very reasonable, and was about to close the coffin like this, when someone suddenly said, "Why don't we ask the real experts?" Could he please check it out? ”
"Uh......" Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then asked rhetorically, "How can there be experts?" Is there anyone in our astronomy department who really understands astronomy? ”
"There really is one!" "I remember that he was a graduate of Wenqu Vocational University majoring in astronomy, and more than ten years ago, he was famous for his righteousness and bravery, and was personally received by the then commander, and then arranged to join our astronomy department. It's just that later he was really out of step with us, and he clamored every day for the then director to divert the little funds we had in the astronomy department to research astronomy, so he was assigned to the logistics department to be responsible for the cleaning and sanitation of the entire astronomy department! ”
"What! The guy who mops the floor in front of me every day is actually our colleague! The crowd was shocked.
(End of chapter)