There was a sound of feet touching the floor.

The door was quickly opened from the inside.

The girls are already drunk.

"Damn Ah Shui! You're late!!! Don't run away tonight! ”

"Still water~ listen to me sing "Delicious Plums", delicious ~ delicious ~ ~ Bo Bo Bo Bo ~ Cheap, and affordable, Bo ~ ~~ Woo Wow ~~~"

"Shisui-kun-woo-woo, just talking about last month's cruise, there was obviously a pool party, but I couldn't let Shisui-kun see me in a swimsuit, so sad, woo-woo-"

"Hero-kun, wow——— let's guess the boxing, if you win, I won't go to Europe, I'll go with you!"

Are they too drunk?

The only person who is emotionally stable and awake is leaning against the door, greeting himself with the gesture of toasting Gatsby, played by Leonardo,

"Yo~Robert-kun~~~ Are you off work? Have a drink with us today~~~"

"I really want to clink glasses with Hero-kun."

"If you don't want to drink, drink me, hey, hey, hey-"

"Sa, everyone, catch Ah Shui, don't let him escape!"

"Eh~~~ Didn't anyone listen to me sing?"

The path to the left and right is blocked, and Asama's back is attached to the low wall of the stairway.

They had apparently started drinking after bathing, and their flushed faces still seemed to have moisture on them.

One by one, wearing his gowns, revealing his smooth shoulders, it didn't feel good to stand in the corridor with a brush.

"Drink less, I'll go sleep outside."

Asama said, holding his breath, jumped directly over the low wall behind him, grabbed the outer edge of the low wall with his back hand and held it for a few seconds, and landed in the corridor with a juggling motion.

I watched the girls open their eyes wide in unison, lying on the railing and looking down.

"Ah Shui, just jumped off? What about people? ”

"Shisui-kun's ninjutsu?"

"Scared the hell out of me. Are you hallucinating? Hero-kun. Actually, I didn't reply? ”

"What about the still water?"

"F-san, please ask for you tonight."

Sent a message to Immortal Chuan asking them to sleep at his house today.

Immortal Chuan also suppressed his curiosity, and used the excuse that they were so drunk that they hallucinated that he took the four girls back to their rooms.

Asama remained incognito and walked straight out of the apartment.

When the door of the apartment opened automatically from the inside, the apartment administrator, who was chatting with the security guard, couldn't help but rub his eyes.

"Haunted?"

"Hahaha, what nonsense are you talking about, the fault of the induction door is too normal, report to the company for repair."

How do you get addicted to alcohol?

Is it so stressful? Young people now.

Since he was a Chinese in his previous life, Asama didn't think there was anything wrong with drinking at the age of 16.

He will only ask himself not to drink, and he will not sell the value of not drinking to everyone.

However, in the middle of a group of drunk girls, even if you don't drink, there must be a big problem.

If you have a uniform, come back tomorrow morning and get it.

Wake up a little earlier to wake them up, and Immortal Chuan and Erjian also have time to go home and change their school uniforms.

The room was cleaned up yesterday, and the precaution was that Pochi, who didn't have a long brain, would take them to sneak attack this morning.

Although the timing was miscalculated, at least the work was not in vain.

The night was clear, the moon was not much different from the full moon a few days ago, and the neon lights of Tokyo could not suppress it.

The gentle moon, hanging in the dark night sky, the moonlight spilled through the noisy cicadas and the ungentle heat.

Walking on the road without returning home, his people seemed to be soaked in the moonlight, and his body and mind were clear.

The moon of Azabu Juban is really beautiful.

Is this why Tsukino Hare also lives in Azabu Juban?

The White Bear Effect is here again.

Maybe it's because I watched too many Japanese anime in my last life, so I will appear here in this life, right?

Obviously, I haven't watched even a minute of Japanese anime in my life, but these memories are welded into my cerebral cortex.

It's all to blame on Pochi, yesterday's dress was too much like the Moon Hare.

Let's find a hotel for one night.

The phone vibrated in his trouser pocket.

It is the information of the Dead River.

"How did you just disappear? It scared us to death, and I thought we were forcing you to jump off the building."

"Little trick, jump to the next floor."

"Whew—that sounds cool."

"What's going on behind them?"

"I've been talking about hallucinations for a long time~ Sister Pochi said that it's normal to hallucinate when drunk~ Haha~ Robert-kun, are you going to sleep in the park today? Send me the location and I'll bring you a few newspapers?"

"Thanks, don't drink too much, rest early, F-san. My cousin has caused you trouble."

Immortal Chuan sent a message over.

The dot is open to listen to in the ear,

"If I can make Robert-kun feel a little more relaxed, no matter what, I won't feel troubled."

Like tickling a kitten's jaw, a fluffy, soft, flirtatious sound enters the cochlea.

Asama's cold hair stood on end.

Is the immortal river possessed by the Great Myojin today?

Do you need to read it back at this time?

After thinking about it for a few seconds, I still typed a few words to reply.

"Respect from friends. Good night."

"Respect from friends. Good night."

In less than a second, an identical message was sent back untouched.

Asama felt her experience when she used to perfunctory Immortal River.

The kind of feeling that I said and didn't seem to say it, and I can't get enough of it.

It turns out that repeating other people's words is also a way of PUA?

Speaking of which, it's still a matter of wine.

Sure enough, alcohol is too terrible for girls.

Pochi and Futsumi won't talk about it, and even Majima is talking nonsense today.

If you let Pochi live until the second sight, he won't bring the second sight of the great myojin into a wine Mengzi, right?

Asama thought about the pros and cons and sighed, and the brief sense of transparency disappeared.

The hotel has been booked, take a shower, read a book, and go to bed.

Sitting in the classroom, looking at the July monthly test papers.

Asama is numb

Is Hinoki crazy?

"Let the random variables X and Y be independent of each other, and X~B(1,1/3),Y~B(2,1/2), then P{X=Y}=_____".

"When X→0 and the function f(X)=aX+bX+1n(1+X) and g(X)=eX-cosX are equivalent infinitesimals, then ab=_____".

It's all about these topics.

What is even more exaggerated is that even the Diophantine equation more than three times, as well as the puzzle of the century involving "geometric flow" and the Poincaré conjecture, have emerged.

Do Japanese high school students have to save the world?

"There are still 10 minutes left before the end of the exam, so everyone hurry up."

Hinoki's lazy voice came from the classroom podium.

On the clean test paper, there are large blank spaces, this is not painting Chinese landscape paintings!

Is the math battleship that you are most confident in and can pull points the most going to sink at the dock?

Asama began to frantically browse through the questions that had not been solved before, but found that the students around him had already begun to submit their papers in advance.

But the pen in his hand began to disobey him,

"You dwell quietly in my heart like the full moon dwelling in the night sky."

"The ideal is the sun of life, what about you, you are my sun."

"Being submerged in a warm spring is a beautiful way to say goodbye, but I am awakened by the sea in your eyes."

"People sing the praises of the blooming of flowers, and I love you to stand like weeds."

"Tone"

The bell rang for the end of the exam, and just as Asama wanted to wipe away the strange words, the test paper burned.

The white fire burned on himself, and the pain spread all over his body.

The invigilator turned into a masked version of himself, and he looked at the twisted and screaming Burning Man with mocking eyes.

"Our souls are as thin as a piece of paper, enough to burn once. It's time to wake up, what are you burning for? ”

Asama wakes up from an unfamiliar bed.

I took a look at the time.

4:20 a.m.

It's the masked man again.

A precursor to schizophrenia?

Luckily, it's a dream.

How could he have failed a math test in high school?

Tagore's poems, as well as those sentences that came from nowhere, Asama quickly found a one-to-one answer.

Is it a backlash after forcibly suppressing sensuality?

But why not a spring dream, but an exam?

He had long admitted in his heart that he had a good impression of them.

Asama Shizusui is not a numb, cold, emotionless person, he just wants to keep his inner calm and peaceful forever.

If he can only burn once in his life and live again, he is only willing to choose abstraction in order to become great.

In this world, what you care about and what you chase, you will become a slave to something.

So, to be an abstract slave?

He didn't want to be a slave, not even a slave of a great being.

He wants to see the greatness of the light and become the greatness of the secret.

In the new week, the system store has refreshed new products.

Asama sat up, drank a glass of water, and began to read the mall information.

[The mall is updated this week

Item: Sachiat Ultimate Codex 1000 points

Note: After holding this item, the holder will be cursed by [Sachiat Blight], the physical strength will be halved, and the item will be automatically bound and cannot be removed; Obtain [Sachiat's Baptism of Intelligence], Intelligence +5, item holders will receive a fixed knowledge blessing every week, 100% chance to randomly obtain an entry-level advanced skill, 50% chance to obtain a mastery advanced skill, 10% chance to obtain an expert-level advanced skill, and 1% chance to obtain a master-level advanced skill; If you obtain an expert skill or above for 3 consecutive times, you will obtain the [Dance of Death] skill, which can choose to summon 6 ghoul minions or 1 vampire minions, and the minions cannot resist any will and requirements of the master; Equipment holders with an Intelligence value of more than 13 will have the option to transfer to [Red Robe Mage (Necromancy)].

Item: True Death Note 800 points

Description: Those who hold this item will become the Grim Reaper who walks in the present world; This item will not be damaged, and the pages cannot be torn off; To use this item, it needs to be written in the owner's blood and erased with the owner's tears; Write down the name or real name that exists in the brain, or the code name or alias recognized by more than 666 people, and the existence will die; After writing down the name, the item owner has 666 seconds to add the detailed cause of death of the name, and the text that writes the cause of death is incorrect or ambiguous. After writing down the name, after writing the word [death], the existence of the name will enter the judgment of instant death, and those whose luck value is lower than 100 will die instantly; After pouring 666ml of blood on the title page of this item, the ownership of the item will be reset, and the owner of the name written on the title page will become the owner of this item.

Item: Strange Friend's Account 600 points

Note: If you hold this item, the item is automatically bound and cannot be removed; The holder of this item will receive the 6 demon gods and 66 demons recorded in the [Friend Account]; Recite the name of a friend's tent and say, "Listen to me, I am the one who commands," to summon the being; After the drive exists, it will make up the magic for the same time according to the drive time, and compensate the driven party as the drive price; After the prop holder mates with a non-human being, write the real name of the existence in the friend account with the mixed body fluids of the two people, and there is a very small chance that the name will be written into the friend account, and if the favorability is full, there will be a 60% chance that his name will be written into the friend account; If you drive more than 10 objects, the item holder's charm will be +1, and you will receive the title of [Ideal Power Bank for Weirdos], and the basic opinion value for non-human existence will be +50.

Skill: Thief's Extreme Intention 666 points

Description: Finger dexterity increased by 60%; Acquire basic mental abilities; Obtain the embodiment item [Thief's Extreme Intention]; Through the following process - see the opponent's ability with your own eyes, ask the opponent's ability-related questions and get answers or displays, let the opponent's hand on the [Thief's Extreme Will] book cover handprint, and complete the first three conditions within 1 hour - you can obtain the opponent's ability and record it on the page of the [Thief's Extreme Will] book; The maximum number of [Thief's Intentions] skills is 666, and the new skills will randomly overwrite the old skills. Ability owner with a cross tattoo on his forehead, +1 charisma, +1 intelligence, +1 agility.

Title: Reader 100 points

Traits: Title holder, Intelligence +1, Obtain the embodied item [Meja's Soul Stealing Scroll], win the first place in exams and competitions with more than 500 people, you can get 4 stacks of [Glory], get the top 10 to get 2 stacks of [Glory], stack up to 200 stacks of [Glory], lose half of [Glory] after defeating, and now accumulate stacks; Each layer of glory increases learning efficiency by 2%, more than 100 layers/200 layers, intelligence value +1/+2; obtain the skill [Abuse Vegetable Mark], mark one in advance in exams and competitions, and double the glory value after winning, and lose all glory points after failure.

When it's exam week, even the props are all books, huh?

I can't afford to buy a single one, and the goods are heavily inflated this week.

However, I really want to buy [Reader], if you stack the glory, your intelligence will be 10!

The wingman points are 95 points, if you can brush up on a new wingman task and complete it in 7 days, wouldn't it be a direct turn over and become a reader!?

If you promise a confession, you can get 100 points

Syllable!

Asama gave himself a slap in the face.

Almost, just for 3 points of intelligence, lost the most important thing.

This system has been distorting its own values.

Don't be a person who indulges in this reward.

The mood of being messed up by dreams is even more complicated after looking at the mall.

There are too many temptations.

After running around Shiba Park 4 laps, my depressed mood has not been relieved.

Asama returned to his apartment at 5 o'clock.

Fingerprint unlocking, in addition to the faint smell of wine in the room, there is also a sweet and greasy air.

The girls were still asleep in bed, and according to Immortal River's message, they didn't go to bed until 1 a.m.

Let's wake them up at half-past six.

Cook first.

Cooking may be a calming mood.

When the girls woke up, Asama had already made all the breakfasts and lunches.

The girls who had been drunk for two days in a row were ashamed.

Majima and Ichijo, who vaguely feel like they are very out of shape after drinking, are dying, only their faces are flushed.

All of Poki's performances are no different from the golden retriever who has done something wrong, and Asama is too lazy to pay attention to her.

Fumimi rubbed his temples and said that he would not dare to drink too much anymore.

Well. It means that next time I will drink it, just drink less.

The drunkard Immortal Chuan is obviously the most drunk of all people, but he is like a person who has nothing to do.

"Robert-kun, didn't you come home yesterday? Is it sleeping in the park? ”

"I stayed at the house for one night, and it was hard to refuse."

A few of them knew about the Imperial Palace and Fukasawa, and they also accepted Asama's stay at someone else's house.

Last night's drunkenness was quite embarrassing.,There was also a hallucination of Asama's return.,It's good that Asama didn't come back yesterday.。

Only the Great Myojin felt that it was a pity.

Listening to the news on TV, after several people finished breakfast, the girls began to crowd in the bathroom to wash and change.

Asama discovers that all four girls have brought Eiwa's uniforms.

Obviously, staying overnight was their plan.

didn't wait to see them twice, Asama arrived at school early alone.

After listening to a philosophy class in the Relationship Counseling Department, he felt that he should be setting his medium-term goals.

Between [study hard] and [become a shadow powerhouse], do you need to improve the character of [Great Teacher]?

Each semester, set a certain range of indicators for yourself, such as promoting romance, correcting distortions, and subduing your son.

Later, when teaching other people martial arts at the Infinite Fighting Festival, do you need to give them an ethics lesson?

"How to live better?"

"What is happiness?"

"Is breaking gender differences the same as breaking class differences?"

"What is the meaning of life?"

"What is powerful?"

Asama felt that it was necessary to listen to these lessons for those who grew up in garbage families, grew up in garbage schools, and felt that they were garbage.

After briefly combing through the syllabus, when he returned to the class for a morning meeting, Sakuragi informed everyone of the decision of the cultural festival-

"The theme of our class's cultural festival is the manmaid café."

The boys looked up blankly.

The girls' eyes lit up.

Thanks to the owners for their support

(End of chapter)