The brain is like a thirsty land, absorbing the knowledge of piano music theory poured down like rain.

【Ding】

[Acquire Skill, Play (Strings-Piano) Lv.1]

The blessing of the Great Myojin is in effect again.

In order to confirm his skills, Asama smoothly played Mozart's K. variation in C major into the staff on his phone. 265, the theme and variation 1 in verse 13 of the Little Star Variations.

Because he has heard many master versions of this song, Asama's interpretation of this little star is mixed with his multi-layered understanding of this song. The dense jumping of the tips of the right fingers, the introduction of 16th notes and chromatic scales, gorgeous ornamentation, showing the joy of childlike fun, and the left hand caressing, like a quiet night, the mother hums by the bedside, reflecting the tenderness of maternal love.

In just one minute of playing, the rhythm is like a wind chime in the middle of the night gently swaying with the breeze, and like a little star in the sky playfully winking at a child who is about to fall asleep.

Even the most simple melody is a rich and soulful sense of imagery.

The girls held their breath and stared at the teenager who bowed his head and played the harp.

The air-conditioning that has been running for a long time fills the entire room, but their hearts are as hot as the sun outside.

Asama raised his head at this time, and unconsciously, he looked at the great myojin.

The girl bent the bright eyes of the first magnitude star into a crescent,

"It's so good, Jingshui-kun, like this, Zhencheng can rest assured now."

Futami thinks that movies like "The Pianist" or "The Pianist at Sea" should be played by Asama.

"It's still water."

Like the trumpet, is it a skill he has learned before?

Majima has become accustomed to Asama saying things like "no" and "slightly understood". If you can't, you will, and if you understand a little, you'll be very good!

"Hero-kun, you are indeed a piano genius who is much more beneficial than me."

Ichijo Masumi was not hit by Asama's talent, and she was truly happy that both she and Asama were good at playing the piano.

These hands are the existence that the four-handed piano department has been looking for

If only he could accompany her to Austria, then go to a music university in Germany together, live together, get up every morning to make breakfast for him, practice the piano together in the afternoon, cook dinner together, and read together under the quilt in the evening

Thinking of this, Ichijo Masumi felt that his brain was going to smoke.

"In fact, our band needs drummers more than keyboards~! Since Robert Jun learns everything so quickly, strike while the iron is hot today, and go to our music practice room at night to learn to beat the drums~~~"

Immortal Kawa stared at Asama, this was not the first time he had shown his extraordinary spirituality in front of her, the lighting of the four-hand piano department was better than that of the love counseling department, and she felt that Asama was so cute that she was shining today.

"Sorry, I wasn't available at night."

Hearing this, Ichijo Masumi secretly glanced at Asama.

"Then let's meet at your house later?"

"Disturbing the people will be troubled by the police, anyway, if you are looking for a drummer, can't you find Rei Yamashita, who performed with you the day before yesterday?"

"I've asked a long time ago~ Xiaoli is not available, so is Xiaoxue, they all have club programs to prepare~"

"By the way, still water, what is the program of our club?"

Majima asked curiously.

"There are too many activities for you to participate in at the cultural festival, so forget it."

"So, how about having Secretary Robert talk about stand-up comedy? Anyway, this stage play, you don't need to spend time practicing~~"

Feed! Is this what you should say? I apologize to everyone who worked so hard to be a backdrop!

"Hmm-don't like it? So, how about love divination and love prop sales?"

"I'm sorry, but we didn't apply for a booth in the Relationship Counseling Department."

"Cinematic !!"

The second saw that the great myojin suddenly stood up,

"Let's make a movie together!! Make a movie that only Jingshui-kun can make by the Love Counseling Department! ”

"I agree, still water will be the hero."

"I agree too~"

"That."

Ichijo Masumi regretted that he had agreed to go to Europe so early.

In the afternoon, classical literature and world history passed in a flash.

Asama set the revision location of the sixth study group in the study room No. 6.

The stupid duo of Horikita and Hanyu, who had been carefully dealt with by Kashiwagi all morning, still had words in their mouths, sounding like they were singing "Beowulf" in Old Medieval English like the Wessex dialect.

It wasn't until they made half a roll that the two gradually returned to normal.

"It's terrible, sure enough, if you're single over 30, you'll have magic."

Horikita couldn't help but shake his body as if he was peeing outdoors on a cold day.

"Alas, Mr. Kashiwagi really looks more and more like a beautiful witch, but it's a pity that the upper part of the year is still too difficult for me."

Hanyu, who had regained his spirit, became viscous again with the water in his brain.

Anyway, last time Hanyu said that he was going to the other world to bring the elf princess back for everyone to see, but the next day, the Discipline Commission member searched his schoolbag and found "Uncle from Another World" Sutrilu Kirazega RunelluLururea Rurea Aglanzergar, "I Got Super Ability in Another World, I'm Invincible in the Real World" Lexia von Arseria and other 12 fandoms with elf princesses as the protagonists.

The matter was hung up on the school forum for at least 3 days.

Therefore, the reason why Hanyu can't find a girlfriend between 7-8 points is closely related to his terrible otaku cooking skills and bad reviews among girls. Girls who like his appearance will basically despair if they can't talk to him for a few words. Pretty girls who don't like him will see him take a detour.

A little envious.

Fukasawa and Goxingin still have a date, and after a few questions with Asama, she packed her things and went home early.

As soon as the limiter left, the stupid duo who finished the roll stretched out at the same time.

Horikita had a bitter face, and looked at Asama and handed him a review form for strengthening knowledge points, and said.

"Asama, if I memorize all of this, how many points do you think I can score this time? Is there a 100% pass guarantee? ”

"The only certainty of one thing is to do it or not to do it. If you don't do a single question, you can guarantee 100% 0 points. ”

"In other words, you don't have confidence in what you're betting on, are you?"

Hanyu replied to Asama at this time,

"The main reason is that I don't have confidence in you, right? After being trained by Asama-sama, my intelligence is at the peak of my life so far. Not only did I pass the monthly test this time, but I also trampled the guys in front of me! ”

Yes, after having the [instructor] skill, no matter what kind of fool you are, as long as you do the question paper carefully and memorize the knowledge points, Asama will be confident that they will reach 70% in learning, and score at least 560 points in the monthly test of 800 points.

There are more than 600 people in the first grade, and 560 points can almost enter the top 400, which is definitely a huge improvement for Horikita and Hanyu at the end of the crane, which can be remembered by their parents for a lifetime.

"Asama, I heard Fukasawa say that you hit more than 90% last time, how did you do that? Hacked into the school's database? ”

"Ever heard Charlie Munger share the story of thinking backwards? The reason why he was able to quickly become a weatherman during World War II and predict the weather for pilots to avoid risks is because his starting point from the beginning was to think about what kind of weather would make pilots hang up quickly.

He came up with the answer that turbulence zones would cause planes to jolt and stall, and areas with low temperatures and high humidity would freeze the plane's engines, and then he quickly identified these areas with hazardous weather conditions and kept the pilots away.

If you want to be strong, you have to empathize, [What can the bad guys use to make me easily break the defense?] ]

If you want to be undeceived, you have to empathize, [What bait does a liar use to make me lose my mind?] ]

If you want to get the question right, you need to."

Hanyu clapped his hands and said with a smile,

"Think about how the teacher will come up with the question?"

"Well, some teachers will come up with the knowledge points that they often emphasize, some teachers will make questions based on the weaknesses of the knowledge points of the whole school's students, some teachers will consider the current professional trends to solve the questions, and some teachers will be lazy to change the questions from previous years. If you think about the topic from multiple angles, then you can find the direction and path of the question. ”

Horikita and Hanyu glanced at each other, each other's eyes full of life.

"I see! So, Asama's love counseling is also the same method, right? ”

"Asama-sama, if you want to avoid being PUA by others, you have to learn PUA, that means that, right?"

If you want to be loved, you must first learn to love."

"Aren't you PUA where we lick dogs? Licking a dog doesn't end well. ”

"Asama-sama may mean that you have everything you need to lick to the end."

"From a girl's point of view, am I not a boy?"

"It is said that there are more girls who like boys! Originally, Japanese girls liked the harmless Asasi male protagonist. ”

"Wrong! You are still too naïve, whether it is in the anime or entertainment industry, the martial arts of the Japanese Showa boys are being emasculated by the United States, and it is their capital that is mass-producing pseudo-Niang culture and poisoning our aesthetics! ”

Listen to the two fools begin to debate.

Forget it, if you're not a love customer, don't waste your energy on this.

Do the math of the problem.

There is Mayoshihiko and Asama still water, and they meet near the rockery behind the literary club building.

"Osama, it should be noted that I didn't have a good impression of Chiyo Konoe at first."

And now?"

Arima was silent for a moment, then stared into Asama's eyes and said,

"What makes me resistant is that although she hides her attitude of treating everyone as a tool, it is clear that this malice has always existed. And these changes in her should be caused by you. ”

"Arima, in the current era, everyone is each other's tools, if it is not an exploitative relationship, whether you use me a little more, or I use you a little more, it is a deal that is understandable, you and I are willing to trade."

"Do you really think so?"

"Is there a possibility that everyone acquiesces to this relationship, and what I think doesn't matter."

"Would you want to change the relationship?"

"I'm not that great, but I can say that I don't like it. Let's talk about Konoe, do you like Konoe now, or do you not like it? ”

Arima said,

"Half and half."

"Do you want to chase the guards now, or don't you want to chase them anymore?"

“.”

At this moment, Arima lost his previous self-confidence and determination, and Asama sighed,

Can't you answer right away? This is different from your attitude at the beginning, is there something going on between you and Konoe? ”

"No, it's still the same relationship, are you interested, listen to me about the ins and outs of this matter?"

Asama looked at his phone, 5:30, and the agreed time was 7 o'clock, and he was still free.

"If it's not more than 1 hour of redundant talking, just say it."

"Then I'll cut it short."

Arima Yoshihiko exposed the lie he had told to Asama.

The desire to correct, the conceited sacrifice, the frustration of not being taken seriously, and the decision to affect other peopleWhen the wisteria-senpai cried and said that even if she gave up the wisteria surname, she would help herself, and arima had not flinched.

Because, he thought that once he backed down, all his efforts would be in vain.

However, he discovers that he is not the only cage.

The great teacher is a much more clever cage than him.

The evil bird in the cage, when the iron cage is rusted, it can still fly out.

The great teacher is a painting made by Wu Aya, purple satin, embroidered with brocade flowers, woven gold clouds, he attracted the evil bird into his painting, the evil bird no longer roars, no longer pecks, but retracts its wings, and the painting is as bright as this painting.

The fate of this evil bird is bound by this painting. Even if the painting is moldy, moth-eaten, or burned, no matter what, even if it dies, it will die in the painting.

Originally, the person [Arima Yoshihiko] did not have the time and qualifications to fall in love.

Will he give the matter of correcting Konoe to the great teacher, will he agree?

You're TM, you're playing me for a long time.

Asama covered his forehead and sighed at Arima Yoshihiko's acting skills at that time.

The more upright people seem to be, the better they are at acting.

Need to tell Arima about Tokyo Bay? It's okay to collect some compensation, right?

But Asama still didn't tell Arima about these things.

"Arima, if it is chasing personal happiness, it is shameful to choose to back down, but, if there is only a common goal that wants to limit and correct, I don't think there is a need to worry about priorities."

"Sensei, can you tell us about your specific plans for Konoe?"

"Encourage their will to do good, and cut off their ability to do evil. Don't you see that when she can't do anything in the student union, her attention is instead in class A of the first year? If you promote the student council, you may be able to expel Chiyo Konoe from the student council this semester, and her entrapment of her classmates during this time will turn into a coin throwing behavior. ”

"Expelling a vice president, without a valid reason."

"Rest assured. I've got evidence here as a nirvana. ”

It is worthy of the great teacher Arima Jiyan who is convinced.

"And how do you encourage her willingness to do good?"

Asama told Arima about the case of the capital involution subsidy war benefiting the masses, and Arima shook his head,

"It's nice to raise the cost of buying hearts and minds for the guards, but we don't have the financial resources to do that."

"Don't worry, I've got it here."

He is worthy of being a great teacher

If Konoe doesn't want to get into this game and puts her attention outside of Yinghe, how can it affect her?"

"Don't worry, outside Yinghe, I also have arrangements, you don't have to worry about this, just concentrate on squeezing out her influence in Yinghe. You and Konoe's CP don't fire anymore, if you can, I even hope you find a fake girlfriend to transition this matter. ”

The infinite club outside the school is also a part of the arrangement of the big teacher.

Arima Yoshihiko was silent.

He finally understood why Konoe looked at Asama's eyes differently than he looked at himself.

The so-called equality must be the accommodation of the high dimension to the low dimension, and he at the moment is not a high dimension at all

Only a higher dimensional teacher bows his head and will complete formal equality with Chiyo Konoe, who is unwilling to bow his head.

"Sensei, what do you think of Chiyo Konoe?"

"Arima, if you know that she is a murderer, and because of her family background, wealth, and power, in this part of Japan, she cannot be punished by law, what can you think of this person?"

“.”

"This kind of desperation is the same as the people discovering that their monarch is a tyrannical monarch full of DEBUFFS. In this society, there are people who are much weaker but much worse than Chiyo Konoe, who are at large. What do you think I should think? ”

"But don't you say that you and I both have the same desire to limit and correct?"

"So, there's still a long way to go. Don't be crushed by the mountain, or go along with it, the foolish man has a horse. ”

Listening to Asama's casual questioning, Arima Yoshihiko laughed,

"If Yugong has a horse, the efficiency of digging the mountain will not be too bad."

"I really hope that you will be the prime minister of Japan in the future. To break the class solidification, there must always be a hero who stands up. ”

"This kind of thing, I'm afraid only you dare to think about it, a big teacher."

"There are more and more cases of handsome guys becoming presidents in this world, you must be qualified."

"Shouldn't you encourage me with [Pareto optimal] or "don't suffer from no position, but stand up" for this superficial view?"

"You see, you're going to encourage yourself, why should I give up the opportunity to joke?"

Arima Yoshihiko, since he was a child, he has not been as relaxed and happy as he is today, this is not the satisfaction of executing justice, but the warmth of discovering the back of the forerunner on the lonely road.

He looked at Asama who laughed, and only felt that the loneliness accumulated over the years was gone.

"If I'm Prime Minister, what about you?"

"If you still have an emperor when you become prime minister, let me do it."

“.”

Without the power to defeat evil, the temporal rush of blood will become a foolish sacrifice.

The long-termist Asama, even at this moment, does not regard the goals stated at this time as the only route in life.

But that doesn't mean he will always compromise on what he doesn't approve of.

Arima, can a protagonist like you accelerate my progress to the end of the Shadow Strength?

Shallow still water, suddenly there are more and more expectations for the future.

Asama and Arima chatted about the student council about the July monthly test, cultural festivals, and the sharing of schools in the forest.

Asama gave some advice from the point of view of fairness, unity, and happiness in Arima.

Seeing that Arima asked about Daiki, Asama didn't shy away from talking about the Infinity Society.

When I walked out of school, it was already 6:15.

I hired a taxi, and coincidentally, it was the old man who sent him home on the day of the opening of Tokyo Bay.

Uncle and Asama chatted about Japan's aging population, taxi companies have hundreds of vacant taxis, and they can't recruit suitable drivers, and foreigners who drive Tesla's new energy online car-hailing are robbing them of their business, and the government is continuing to encourage these Indians, Filipinos, and Vietnamese to come to Japan to grab business with them.

The world is getting harder and harder.

The sun was setting in the west, and the sky was still a faint blue.

The second saw that I went to Lao Qin's house to be a kanban girl.

Good deeds were posted on YouTube, which led to more people going to Chinese restaurants to order a plate of mapo tofu rice bowl and pilgrimage to the Great Myojin.

Asama paid out of his own pocket and asked Ryohei Nohara to send a detachment of their branch to help maintain law and order.

The study + band group of Majima and Immortal River is also very busy.

Passing by a huge movie outdoor advertisement at the corner of the street.

The acting head of the Relationship Counseling Department remembered the matter that had been decided for absenteeism at noon.

The movie of the Love Counseling Department, the name is tentatively set in advance - "Falling in Love with Him Who Doesn't Exist".

It's obviously a love-themed movie.

Several people discussed until the end of the first class, and then the general script framework was set.

When Majima and Asama discussed two rounds and wrote the opening monologue of the male protagonist, the general tone of the movie was also set-

"Who doesn't want to fall into a complete and then a false introspection? Who doesn't want to kill a cool person before putting down the butcher's knife and becoming a Buddha? I just want to be a lying Tokyoite, find a rich woman, and live like a parasite. I'm not here to find some bullshit love, I'm here to make a living. ”

Yes, create a male protagonist who is not likable, but annoying. Create a character who is even more angry than Ye Zang in "Disqualification in the World" and Jia Baoyu in "Dream of Red Mansions".

The core purpose is, of course, criticism.

Criticize the superficial love of reality.

Criticize those AVs that seem to have no plot.,It's just a CP bridge that satisfies the visual and sense of acquisition.。

Criticize those industrial saccharins that are mass-produced for the sake of sugar in order to cater to the needs of lonely people who want to directly experience the feeling of being loved.

Criticize those who use the banner of "love is unreasonable, love is unreasonable", but only handsome guys only like beautiful women, and only external beauty can achieve happiness in the world (including anime that draws women and talks about men, and TV series in which beautiful women with exquisite makeup play ugly women).

Originally, everyone except Asama wanted to make a love movie as beautiful as "Love Letter".

But when Asama proposed, "In this day and age, everyone is suffering from diabetes, we should not produce sugar, but sugar-coated insulin."

All the girls stood under his banner again.

So—

Criticize what? What to celebrate?

Criticize the ephemeral and praise the long-term.

True love is something that can be slow and long, and wants to freeze time.

[In the past, the carriage and horses were very slow, the letters were far away, and there was only enough to love one person in a lifetime].

Romantic relationships are roughly divided into two categories: short-term mate selection and long-term mate selection, and the campus love, one-night stand, trial love, and renting girlfriends after graduation correspond to Freud's psychodynamic theory of the "self-needs of the pleasure principle". [The ego needs of the realistic principle] and [the superego need of the moral principle] give way to the id.

Long-term mate selection pursues the harmony of ideals, the mutual support of existence, and the resonance of the soul.

In fact, in the [Sternberg's Love Triangle Theory] explained by Wazuma Futami in the Tsukiji Market, there are three elements of "passion", "intimacy" and "commitment", and most of the short-term choices are only the first two, while the long-term choice must have both.

Modern people are accustomed to using the price that does not consider the future of short-term relationships in exchange for the results that can only be obtained in long-term relationships, and ask the other party to give them what only long-term relationships can have.

The tragedy of countless short-term choices also reveals why many couples have given time, body and money, and what both parties can satisfy each other is desire, not love, so they will still feel dissatisfied, will gradually become numb, will look for a third party, and will indulge in low-level desires.

Is it just a critical phenomenon?

No! They also have to critique the reasons behind the phenomenon.

Vulgar culture brainwashes out irritable, superficial, and numbing emotions.

The heroines of "Falling in Love with Him Who Doesn't Exist" fall in love with an illusory projection, and they actually love themselves; And the male protagonist in the countryside didn't get what he wanted, and he finally got the [NICE BOAT] ending.

I've finally decided what I want to shoot, but what's the deal with this ominous feeling?

The taxi stopped at a villa.

Asama stepped out of the taxi, said goodbye to the driver, and looked back to see Masumi Ichijo, who had made two phone calls, wearing a pearl necklace, a sleeveless black shirt and a white high-waisted dress, standing at the door of the annex garden, smiling unnaturally at him.

A new sense of ominousness springs up.

Forget it, it's just a meal, and it's not a Longtan tiger's den.

No problem.

The huge annex is empty and silent.

Not even a servant, Asama let one lead him into the deep cloister and stopped at the door of a Japanese-style room.

"Father, Asama has arrived."

One stood in the doorway and announced.

"Let him in."

"Excuse me."

Asama bowed to the void at the door that hadn't been opened yet, and walked into the Japanese room.

A silver-haired, surprisingly young man sat in front of several desks.

Ichijo Masumi's father, Ichijo head of the family, couldn't see any expression on his face, and looked at the expressionless Asama for 5 seconds before he said lightly,

"Sit."

"Thank you."

"Asama still water?"

"Exactly, the first time we met, I-san's father, what advice do you have?"

Ichijo Masumi didn't expect such an atmosphere, and hesitated,

"I'll make you tea."

Seeing that Asama didn't take himself seriously, the head of the family said with a smile,

"I've heard about you before in Konoe Takuma, Fuji's Asama still water, sure enough, it lives up to its name."

"I'm sorry, it's not me."

"Heh, let's get straight to the point, you and Zhencheng, where have the two of you go?"

"Ah???h (End of chapter)