[PS: Today's two chapters are written about the same humanities plot, and tomorrow it will be transferred to the world pacification war]

"What the hell is going on, why are these stickers still on my desk?" Early in the morning of the Astronomy Division, many colleagues on the front foot were discussing the matter of the Great God Meng Ke and the Eye of the Heavenly Dao that happened a few days ago, and they heard someone crying and howling wolf on the back foot.

The owner of the voice is a middle-aged woman, pumpkin-like figure, voice like a duck's voice, her favorite thing to do on weekdays is to dry her children, and often bring the children to the office to play.

And this kind of person is generally extremely doting on her children, so that although her children are not lawless, there are many naughty things every day. For example, yesterday, these bear children put stickers on their mother's desk, and pressed each one hard, for fear that the sticker would not be firm.

And anyone who has played with these stickers knows that although it is easy to put on the stickers, it can be really fatal to tear them off. Not to mention how laborious it is to use your fingernails to pick out a tear point on the edge of the sticker.

The problem is that even if you cut it out, you can't tear off the whole sticker completely, either half of the sticker is still stuck to the table in the end, or you simply tear out a white mark, so that you have to continue to tear a little bit.

All in all, if a person with a hot temper tears a sticker, he is afraid that he will be angry to death immediately.

Naturally, it was impossible for this middle-aged woman to do such a thing, so she directly instructed the cleaner of the Astronomical Division to work overtime after work, and find a way to clean the stickers on her desk, so that she would not be able to see anything tomorrow morning.

This may sound like an outrageous request, but it has become a habit for the entire Astronomical Division, because no matter how fucked up the request, the cleaners of the Astronomical Division will complete it, which has made the entire Astronomical Division completely accustomed to it.

It wasn't until she went to work this morning that the middle-aged woman noticed that the stickers on her desk were still there, and there was no movement at all.

"Did you forget to tell the sweeper yesterday to clean up the stickers on the table for you?" There is humanity.

"No way, I went straight to his cleanroom and told him. By the way, I saw him playing with a computer when I went in, and it was really strange that there would be a computer in the cleaning room. The middle-aged woman shouted

"I also remembered what you said, I asked him to help me tidy up the desktop the day before yesterday, but the desktop was still the same mess when I came back yesterday, but I was too lazy to bother with him."

"It's the same, I also asked him to help me find a few documents in the data room the day before yesterday, and then write me a briefing letter, the boss is anxious to use it, and he hasn't given it to me until now, I don't know how to report to the boss this afternoon."

Everyone began to accuse this cleaner of his recent outrageous behavior, and finally came to the conclusion that since the meteorite incident, this cleaner named Wei Zhonghua has lost his original intention, and is no longer the diligent Xiao Wei before, but has become a shameless bastard who steals and cheats.

"Hmph, we're all too used to him, today I have to educate him well, so that he knows that the Astronomy Department is not a person who understands astronomy, and he can pretend to be it!" The middle-aged woman said indignantly, and the other colleagues around her echoed it, and immediately added enough buffs to her, making him feel like a hero who stood out for the people.

So, when Wei Zhonghua appeared in the Astronomy Division almost pinching the time and was about to clock in to work, the middle-aged woman jumped directly in front of Wei Zhonghua and began to output firepower, accusing him of cheating and playing tricks recently, refusing to work hard, and living up to the ardent expectations of other colleagues for him, and he must complain to the personnel department about him or something.

However, in the end, the middle-aged woman also kindly said that if Xiao Wei can change his mistakes and change back to the hard-working Xiao Wei before, then they can not remember the villain's mistakes, so they will not complain for the time being, and see his future performance.

After saying this, the middle-aged woman waited there proudly, waiting for Wei Zhonghua to admit her mistake obediently.

It's just that Wei Zhonghua didn't even look at this middle-aged woman, the middle-aged woman suddenly felt insulted, and was about to show her eloquence, when two people suddenly stood between the middle-aged woman and Wei Zhonghua, and before the middle-aged woman could react, Wei Zhonghua entered the cleaning room, and the two people were directly guarding the door of the cleaning room.

"I'......m blanching" The middle-aged woman was suddenly angry, and was about to rush directly into the cleaning room to settle accounts with Wei Zhonghua, when the two people guarding the door suddenly hugged the middle-aged woman one after the other, and threw her back into the workshop in full view of other colleagues.

"I'm going to kill you!" The middle-aged woman looked like a mad tiger, while the others looked at the two strong men with some blankness.

"Who are these two guys? When do they come in? I don't feel it at all! It's like it came out of nowhere! Someone complained.

"That's right!"

"Looks like that's true!" Everyone chimed in, saying that they didn't remember the two men coming in. So everyone immediately turned on the surveillance video, and after taking a look, they were horrified to find that these two people did indeed appear out of thin air.

In this way, there is only one answer.

"It's a reflection of the character, Wei Zhonghua has become a signed author!" A few voices trembled slightly, Wei Zhonghua actually became a contracted author, Wei Zhonghua, who was still a cleaner before, instantly changed his identity from ordinary people like them, and it was not something they could provoke casually.

"What signed author, this idiot can also sign up? Even if he can, my brother is also a signed author, and he is also a signed author of the fifth level of literary title, my mother is not afraid of him, my mother I have to teach him a lesson today! ”

After speaking, the middle-aged woman picked up her mobile phone and called her brother's phone, and after a while, she looked seven or eight points similar to the middle-aged woman, and her brother, who was also angry, also killed her, and was about to rush into the cleaning room to find Wei Zhonghua to settle accounts.

The two people guarding the door naturally stopped them, but the elder brother directly reflected the two characters who entangled the two people, and kicked open the door of the cleaning room, just when the other onlookers thought there would be a dragon fight, a frightened scream suddenly came from the room, and then the brother, who was still angry just now, walked out of the cleaning room with a crawl.

Because a few seconds later, Wei Zhonghua floated out suspended in the air, and said very annoyedly, "I want code words, don't bother me, okay?" ”

"Of course, these are my problems, honorable lord, you must forgive me for my mistakes!" My brother is extremely humble at this time, because being able to fly is a symbol of the official title, and now Wei Zhonghua is obviously already a signed author at the official rank, no matter how arrogant he is as an author with a literary title of five years, he doesn't dare to do anything against the author of the official title!

"Rank? Wei Zhonghua is actually an official author! "Many colleagues can't keep their mouths shut, although they have no skills, and they don't know anything about astronomy, but they are very familiar with all kinds of gossip and all kinds of author secrets.

Of course, they know that once a contracted author reaches the official title, he will have such ability and rights, after all, the president of a city's writers' association is only an author with an official rank of five.

Therefore, Wei Zhonghua, who is just an official title, has already suppressed everyone in the entire Astronomy Department to dare not speak.

But at this time, Wei Zhonghua, who was still stably suspended in the air, suddenly fell to the ground, and then held his head, howling in pain one after another, and kept rolling on the ground.

"Great, this guy must have something wrong with his head, he's dead!" Seeing that Wei Zhonghua looked like life was worse than death, the middle-aged woman who was already scared and almost lost her soul suddenly became brave again.

It's just that when she looked at her brother, she found that her brother was trembling all over his body.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?" The middle-aged woman asked suspiciously.

"It's not that he has a problem with his head, he is ushering in the climax of the plot, he is breaking through, and he is going to upgrade the level again!!" The elder brother gritted his teeth and said, and just a few minutes later, Wei Zhonghua slowly stopped howling, and then slowly got up again from the ground, without looking at his colleagues, just curiously looking at his palm, and then a drop of Wenlu condensed in the palm of his hand, so that everyone could see it clearly.

"Holy Title ......" As soon as his brother's legs were weak, he fainted directly to the ground.

(End of chapter)