In his book The Fanatics, the wharf philosopher Eric Hofer says, "A man of great hope can draw strength from the most ridiculous source: a slogan, a sentence, or a badge." 】

Hofer's critique of collectivism and mass movements is very sharp, but his book, like "The DC's Handbook" and "The Rabble", has become a treasure trove for careerists to exploit the masses.

Asama still feels that in the past few months, he has been the "rhetoricalist" described in Hofer's book, and does not have the characteristics of a "fanatic" or "doer".

Vladimir Ilyich Lenin, on the other hand, was lamented by Hofer as a rare trinity of "masters of words", "fanatics", and "men of action" among the leaders of the mass movement, who were stronger than Muhammad, Gandhi, Trotsky, and others.

Rather than being good at mobilizing the masses, they are more like collecting believers.

Asama, who chases the path of solitude, has no interest in collecting believers.

But if you say a few more words [hello], [you are very good], [you come on], someone can draw strength, the world will become a better place, and Asama will not be stingy with his words.

Walking out of the building of the literary and art club, the campus at 7 o'clock was already full of people and hustle and bustle. From Building A to Building D, from the cultural and public welfare corridor in front of the playground to the vendor market next to the canteen, the whole Yinghe is as lively as a market.

"Please come to our three-year J class, absolutely youthful, absolutely healthy, absolutely exciting bubble bath, 12 young beautiful girls to spend with you!"

"Hey! For the three-year J class, no rubbing propaganda is allowed! The project you declared is a childlike bubble pool! ”

"Code, 69691024, come to our second-year class B, self-made platinum collector's edition AI movie collection, you see, all the actresses around the world are in one net, as long as 998. Remember the code, 69691024, sold at 10:24, slow hands. ”

"That sneaky guy over there! What are you holding in your hand? ”

The members of the Discipline Committee at the cultural festival are also very busy.

Even the third-grade seniors have lost their former steady, and their faces, mouths, and feet are forever spitting flameless but scorching sun.

Asama, who was a teenager in his previous life, often exclaimed but pretended to be uninterested in these activities, as a spectator or an outsider, watching the protagonists of life get the right to choose a mate first, and spend the whole process boringly.

And now, even though he participated in this cultural festival with high intensity, he did not have any sense of expectation.

Maybe it's because I've lost interest in choosing a mate.

When Asama returned to the classroom, the boys in the morning class had already changed into cos-deacon uniforms.

In the morning of the Year A class, the main features [Ken Kaneki] Asama still water and [Levi Ackerman] Hanyu.

Horikita and Ryuzaki are also on the morning shift, but [Kakashi Hachiki] Ryuzaki is gone.

The other two boys, a pig-headed Inosuke in the cos Demon Slayer Blade, have a striking pig's head and a double sword on the waist, which is very recognizable even when wearing a deacon uniform.

Another cos League of Legends Galio wears a paper helmet with a big chin. He also wore a muscle vest under a white suit. It looks hot.

To be honest, is COS Galio Deacon really popular in Japan?

Asama watched Horikita deliberately shake the round head and realistic tentacles that killed the teacher. This guy obviously didn't want to die before, but now he enjoys it.

To be honest, the whole year of Class A is more like a haunted house than a deacon café.

Goxingin handed Asama's clothes to Asama's arms.

"Let's change it on, let's go to the cooking class. There was something wrong with the desserts, and yesterday a stupid guy forgot to plug in the fridge, and we had to re-prepare at least 5 kinds of desserts for a total of 120 servings to ensure the normal operation of the café in the morning. ”

Asama took a look at the time, 7:20, there is still some time before the opening at 9 o'clock, plus the opening ceremony in the auditorium, the time is still in time.

"Are you enough?"

"Let's use the materials that were supposed to be set aside for this afternoon."

"Do we have to do it? What about girls? ”

"After contacting Konoe and Immortal River, they couldn't get out of the way, some of them went to the school gate to put up and distribute posters, and some of them were still setting up stalls outside to decorate, and at 9 o'clock, they could draw 4-5 people to help. The only boys who can do baking are you, me, and Ryuzaki, and Ryuzaki has already gone. ”

"Okay, let's go to the cooking class and change clothes, let's go straight over."

On the way, I communicated and confirmed that they prepared at least 80 desserts in the 2-hour interval, and if it was said that the assembly line operation and the oven in the cooking classroom were used, it should be in time.

"Ryuzaki, how's it going? We're here to save you! ”

Goxingin opened the door of the cooking classroom, wearing an apron and a square scarf, wearing a Kakashi Kakashi COS suit, and even wearing contact lenses, Ryuzaki, revealing an expression of [I want to release [Kamui] with my writing wheel eyes, twist all the arms of the people I see, and send them to cooking class A to help make cakes].

"Don't talk nonsense, I've sorted the materials into categories, let's start making them."

"Asama, you should be the best cook, you assign the work."

"Hmm."

The three of them acted quickly, and the level of Ryuzaki's dessert should not be low, and he was very skilled in handling meringues, and he played a fluffy and delicate state with a wet play.

Half an hour later, more than 20 soufflés and three Basque cakes were sent to the preheated oven.

"Asama, soufflé, Basque, and Napoleon are easy to make, and tiramisu should be refrigerated for at least 4 hours! There is no time machine in this cooking class! ”

"It's okay, accelerate with nitrous."

"Do you think it's driving a Mario Kart?"

Under the watchful eyes of Ryuzaki and Goxingin, Asama took out a liquid nitrogen bottle from the cooking classroom, put the ingredients prepared by Ryuzaki and Goxingin in front of him, took out his mobile phone and found a video, put the phone on the kitchen counter, and reproduced a liquid nitrogen-accelerated version of tiramisu from a Michelin-starred restaurant in front of a video.

Sprinkled with ground coffee and matcha, Asama handed the two flavors of tiramisu to Ryuzaki and Goxingin.

"Taste it."

"Crispy on the outside and slippery on the inside. Are you really learning and doing? ”

Goxingin, are you questioning the power of the Great Myojin?

After Ryuzaki finished eating matcha-flavored tiramisu, he took Asama's mobile phone again, looked at it, and said,

"Okay, Asama will just go all out to make tiramisu, and Goxingin and I will continue to make other cakes, and I recommend canceling the mousse cake on the morning menu."

"No, you don't."

Asama shook his head,

"Instead, we'd better add a butter cookie or other biscuit category to give away to the guests in line. This relieves their anxiety while waiting. ”

"Is there too much time?" X2

Asama pointed out the door.

The door of the cooking room was opened for the second time, and a golden figure appeared at the right time, showing an expression as if it had just crossed the Yalu River.

"The second seat of the ten masters of the Asama family - Asama Pochi is here to help!"

Feed! How can there be ten people in our Asama family! The two virtual elders have been killed by you!

At 9:21 a.m., all the work was done without the support of the girls.

Horikita and Hanyu have already transported desserts twice as a transport team.

The dessert display case is full of dim sum, and the opening ceremony of the Ying Culture Festival is not over yet.

Asama watched the live broadcast on their mobile phones.

It was not Yoshihiko Arima, the executive chairman of the cultural festival, who gave a speech, but the president of the student council, Katsura Kyohei, which made Ryuzaki can't help but take a sip.

"A man of fame and fame!"

Goxingin shook his head and said,

"A lot of the effort doesn't have to be done for us to see. He's talking a good story, isn't he? It only took up 7 minutes, not only received 3 applause from the audience, said 2 jokes, but also connected the cultural festival with the theme of public welfare. ”

Asama shrugged,

"Self-deprecation and homophonic stalks are really useful in speeches, but the core is that he tells a true public welfare story, so that everyone can understand that maybe the hand of God who changes the fate of others is us."

"Arrogant guy."

"Alright, Ryuzaki, Asama, it's almost time, let's go back to the classroom."

Pochi has no interest in watching the video, and as a reward, Asama gave her time to taste 4 desserts at her own expense, so that she only needs to order one more of them in Class A in the year, and she will win the Cafe Dessert Collection achievement.

Pochi only kept the nitrogen-accelerated version of tiramisu and didn't eat it. She patted her little belly happily, as if as long as she ate dessert, she would never be able to fill it.

The point is that as long as it is a dessert made by Asama, there will be a sense of happiness that makes her pores dilate and her heart beats faster.

In the early morning, the four members of the cooking team returned to the door of Class A with the last plates of dim sum.

There was already a long queue on the aisle in advance.

Everyone ate freshly baked cookies and chatted about deacons with great interest.

Fukasawa Xue smiled and walked over to say hello to Asama,

"Asama-kun, it's really yours, it's useless for someone who complains about waiting in line for too long."

Next, she is going to go on a date with the sweet campus cultural festival that she enjoys at the Imperial Academy, where she works in the afternoon.

It's not a manicure in the corridor, it's just an ordinary trick, haven't Tokyo people seen it in Haidilao a long time ago?

Poki asked if he could open the back door and let her in early. This request was verbally rejected by Asama.

Eighty percent of the experience of failing to report in the previous life was because there were related households going through the back door, and after Asama made a certain amount of fame in the back, he only did projects that were directly entrusted.

Going through the back door, no matter what the meaning, Asama has always been disgusted.

"Jingshui-kun~ It's hard work, sorry I didn't help."

The second sight of the Kanban girl at the door.,Apologize for not going to the cooking class.。

The cold girl, from her smile to her dress at the moment, is warmer than all the girls in this corridor, wearing a maid to obey the front door and coming over, the whole person's cuteness is full.

The costumes are a little too cute, the costumes.

Fukasawa Xue smiled,

"How about it, surprise~ Tsuki-chan's limited maid outfit!"

Asama glanced at Fukazawa,

"It's a bit of a hubbump."

The second saw a little shy smile, and she naturally heard the compliment. Tsundere's Asama has developed her strong ability to capture information.

Fukasawa pushed Asama's back and urged,

"Okay, our year-round Class A class number one Host~ Come in and pick up customers~ Sorry, borrow it."

Don't call me like a cowherd in Shinjuku!

The girls who had been waiting on both sides for a long time already had a frenzy in their eyes.

At this time, the vast majority of the people queuing up at the gate of Class A of the Year One Year are students from Yinghe School.

"Asama-sama !!"

I don't know who started it, but the other girls, including the obviously third-grade girl, bowed their heads to Asama.

And in the not too narrow corridor, every whisper also reached Asama's ears.

"Asama-sama! Please flog me! ”

"Haha

"Yesterday I heard that Asama would insult us, is it true?"

"Rina, this junior brother of your Yinghe doesn't feel as handsome as you say."

"It's Asama-sama!"

"Be sure to take a photo of Lord Asama~~~ and upload it to the support group, and you can receive [Lord Asama's gift pack]"

"As long as you hold on in front of Asama-sama for 6 minutes, you will receive a reward in our support group!"

"Phew! You selfish guys don't really have a longing for Asama-sama at all. For the glory of Lord Asama, our support group will only stay for 3 minutes and leave, and he will definitely become the most popular deacon in Class A to receive the most guests! ”

"Ah~~~ Asama-sama's body is so fragrant, and there is a smell of cream."

"It is said that the cookies were also baked by Asama-sama! I didn't eat any of them, so when I went back, I took a vacuum bottle and offered it. ”

"No wonder I ate a taste that was both blissful and divine! Why should I eat it? Wasted good stuff woo woo. ”

Obviously, they are all big ladies from famous families, why are they all speaking like this!

Asama frowned, but he didn't expect the girls to scream in the hallway.

“.”

Are you sick?

Arima Yoshihiko hasn't had this kind of treatment yet

Standing at the front door of Asama, Asaha was at the front of the line, and Rina Akasaka, a senior sister who had been in the same black group as him in the cruise ship water balance race, said,

"Please be quiet, please."

"Yike!! ——————”X33

"Did you hear that, Asama-sama said, [Sow, shut up]!"

"Akasaka, Akasaka! I just greeted you, Lord Asama! ”

Are your ears ornaments?

Fanatics will block anything that disagrees with them to a certain extent, and will only hear what they want to hear.

Asama walked into the class A classroom of the first year with a cold face.

There were still 3 minutes before it was officially opened, and [Kakashi Hachiki] Ryuzaki leaned over again and whispered,

"Personality cult?"

"Do you think I'm like a cult of personality?"

"Like! It feels like their emotions are not quite right, and if it wasn't your intention, someone must be secretly fueling the trouble. ”

I don't know if it's Chiyo Konoe's handiwork, or the new round of arrangement of the person who made the 20 million prize pool.

Seeing that Asama was also deep in thought, Ryuzaki said again,

"If you don't rely on this to make a profit, and if you don't spread your ideas through these people, I naturally believe you. These people are too easily instigated, they have never seriously thought about their rights and obligations, and now there is no good soil for democratic centralism, do you have any countermeasures? ”

I'm not interested in any of that."

"Are you going to solve it by yourself? Heroism will only hurt you. ”

I don't think you're qualified to say that, Ryuzaki.

Looking at Asama and slanting a glance at himself, Ryuzaki said again,

"Hmph, you look down on me?"

Ryuzaki walked away like a negative breath, and Asama was speechless for a while.

"Welcome to the Deacon Cafe of Class A of the Year, guests wait a moment, come in one by one according to the order of the queue just now, thank you for your understanding and cooperation."

Kanban Musume Futami's voice sounded from outside the door, and the six deacons, including Asama, Hanyu, Ryuzaki, and Horikita, bowed together.

"Miss, welcome, I've been waiting for a long time."

Asama didn't smile like he did during the trial operation of Futami and Majima, but his cold and ruthless appearance had the opposite effect.

Ranked first, Rina Akasaka, who is in class N in the second year, pulled her friend and showed an excited expression,

"Asama-sama, it's rude."

"I've been waiting for a long time, please come in, is it okay to sit at this table?"

Asama saw Akasaka wearing a purple headband, and pointed to the window for her and her friends, and the flowers were decorated with a table dominated by lavender, peacock grass, and matisse chrysanthemums.

"Ah, no problem! It's okay for Asama-sama to let me sit on the floor. ”

“.”

Asama pulled out a chair for them and said according to the process,

"Miss Akasaka, I remember you, and I haven't asked for the name of this young lady yet."

"Uh, call me friend A."

Akasaka-senpai's friend showed a strong sense of vigilance.

I'm not COS today, and it's not the Night God Moon, do I need to keep my name secret?

"Okay, Miss Akasaka, Miss A, here's the menu, please take a look."

"Good! Good! If you order set A, can you really kiss your hand? ”

"No, you can't."

Asama snapped his fingers.

"That's a dance or something."

"You can dance, I'll just look at it, it's a little slippery, be careful."

"I see, I'll order set D and choose Earl Grey black tea with tiramisu."

Seeing Akasaka obediently skipping the first 3 courses, Asama's eyes looked at friend A,

"Miss A, what is your choice? Is there anything on the menu that you don't understand? ”

Friend A was suddenly asked by Asama's words, he obviously used honorifics, why did he feel reprimanded?

"Nope. I can see that I choose D!! ”

"What about specific drinks and snacks?"

"Darjeeling black tea with strawberries Napoleon."

"Okay, two young ladies please wait a moment, I will prepare refreshments for the young ladies. So, if you have any problems, you can ring this bell to call me. ”

"Good! I don't have a problem."

After Asama left, the two girls glanced at each other, and friend A glanced at the menu on the card. Play poker and make games. Actually skipped it like this?

Yin and Yang menu?

"I feel that the service attitude is terrible, isn't it Deacon Coffee, but Intimidation and Scam Coffee?"

"Shh!!h

"Although he does have a terrifying aura, there is no need for you to be so afraid of him. Or is it because of his white hair"

"Being able to enjoy the services of Lord Asama is enough for you and me to boast about for a long time."

After Asama brought the dessert over, he brought the tea-making tea set to the table.

"It's rude, two young ladies, see which of you comes first."

Akasaka politely let friend A enjoy it first.

Asama's skillful tea-making skills eased even his suspicious friend A.

When she took a sip of the black tea and put the dessert in her mouth, her head exploded.

What does it feel like?

When she looked up at Asama, she suddenly felt the charm of those artists and stars who were very different from those artists and stars under the white hair and no makeup.

"That, energy injection?"

[Shut up and listen, I'm still talking!] ]”

"This is"

"COS Necessary Processes."

"Oh"

Perhaps, all the indifference and rudeness that this first-grader is showing now is a kind of performance?

The acting is really good.

But before she continued to admire, she only heard the white-haired deacon say,

"Please take your time."

My friend Rina looked up at the white-haired deacon, and after 5 seconds, the white-haired deacon held the plate and asked,

"Any questions?"

"No, nothing !!"

"Then please use it slowly."

"Don't dare! I'll be leaving right away! ”

Friend A watched her friend finish the dessert at the speed of light, drank two sips of hot tea, and then pulled her out of the deacon café in Class A for the year.

It's a pity. That Napoleon was the best cake she had ever eaten in her life.

Could it be because the white-haired deacon brought it over?

Originally, according to the 20-minute table, Asama, who already had 15 groups of guests pre-designated, could only receive Pochi in the afternoon, and Asama changed shifts in the afternoon, and today it is bound to not be able to enjoy Asama's service.

However, I didn't expect that Asama's guests didn't stay for 5 minutes, as if these people were here to brush up on Asama's performance.

"Ah Shui. I haven't seen it at the sports festival before, so you are so popular at your school? ”

Hanyu, who passed by with a dessert, said with a smile,

"If I open a café with Asama-sama in charge, I might be able to become the richest man in Japan within a year with this amazing change rate."

Asama glanced at Hanyu lightly, this guy shouted [Asama-sama], but Asama 90% believed that Hanyu was just having fun.

"Don't drink alcohol during working hours. Hanyu. ”

"Hi Hi Hi Hi ~"

Pochi tugged at Asama's apron,

"Hey, Ah Shui~~~ Let me taste the tiramisu you made~~~Tiramisu~Tiramisu~ Take me with you next week (Tiramisu means to take me away in Italian)."

A trip to the cultural festival, has even Pochi become cultured?

Asama asked,

"What to drink?"

"Is there a grape-flavored Fanta?"

"If you don't know how to read, you can look at the legend on the menu."

"Oh~Then Columbia Geisha~~~ I'll choose the package."

"I've got you covered, package D."

"Eh???"

After a while, Pochi enjoyed the food, beckoned to Futami who had an envious expression at the door, and chatted with Asama.

"The cake made by Ah Shui is so delicious, can I apply to eat only 2 servings a day? Coffee tiramisu in the morning, rum tiramisu in the evening ~~~"

Morning C and evening A, right?

"Do it yourself, I can teach you."

But the cooking is definitely not as delicious as Ah Shui's."

"If you don't do it, how do you know if it's delicious?"

Pochi took a sip of his coffee and asked,

"Did Ah Shui send me a spell?"

“Avada Kedavra。”

"Hey! At least it should be Kanekiken's lines! Don't think I can't hear that it's Arvada gnawing on a big melon for his life! ”

It was discovered by Pochi, and Asama felt a little regretful.

"By the way, Ah Shui, what about the people of Komajima?"

"In the multimedia classroom, our department's films, in the morning Mai is in charge of stamping fees and screenings."

"How much if I pay for a ticket?"

"500 yen."

"So cheap! How about I invite Ah Shui to watch a movie later? ”

"I've already seen it, I'm not interested."

"Huh??? Can't watch it again? Not happy with the movie you've made? ”

Asama looked at Pochi's surprised look and said lightly,

"It means I'm not interested in watching movies with you."

Pochi grimaced at Asama, but he didn't know that the long-term occupancy caused dissatisfaction among the girls waiting outside the door.

But Poki thought about it, and he was not a student of Yinghe, so there was no need to rush him unexpectedly.

Continue to chat with Asama with a hippie smile.

The business results of 3 hours in the morning came out.

150 cakes were sold out.

Asama alone received nearly 50 groups of customers within 3 hours and sold more than 100 set meals.

The grand queue of Class A in one year also attracted people from the Department of Information to come over for interviews.

Shizuku, an old acquaintance, Kazami stopped Asama, the contents of the café.

"Asama-san, your class's coffee and desserts have caused a great repercussion at school, may I ask if you have added addictive substances to them?"

Asama glanced at the unscrupulous reporter with the eyes of the mentally retarded,

"Coffee, tea and sweets are addictions in and of themselves. I suggest you learn a little bit of common sense before you pursue journalism. ”

"Okay, Chie, remember, one year Class A café foreman Asama Shizusui admitted that their meals and drinks contained addictive substances."

Find the difference, right?

"Kazemi senior, that's not right. Asama-sama is clear"

"Qianhui, journalists must maintain their independence and disseminate [true], [timely], [objective], and [interesting] information for everyone, and must not be hindered by coercion and temptation."

Your focus is only on [fun]!

Asama stepped forward and said in a deep voice to the bad reporter,

"Kazami Shizuku, have you really thought about it?

There is also an unfinished dessert in the classroom, coffee beans and tea are also there, we can send it to test immediately, if there is no illegal addictive substance added, the executive committee member of our class, Chiyo Konoe, will sue your news department on behalf of class A.

On behalf of the student union, the Arima Alumni Association of our class will thoroughly investigate whether there is a criminal record for your news department's behavior of spreading rumors, and if Yinghe's news department turns out to be a rumor-mongering department, I think the student union's budget for the next semester should not be considered for this department, right?

In addition, on the grounds that my privacy has been violated and defamed, I will hire the best lawyer team in Tokyo to disclose the information you collected by improper means. Feng Jian, who was born in a news family, and you don't want your family to know, you ruined the family style like this, right? ”

Kazami Shizuku took a step back and looked at Asama with a terrifying expression,

"Sure enough, it's [Ying and Black Hand], [Darkness of the Student Union]!"

"What about your answer?"

"I, I'm not going to give in!"

Asama no longer oppressed Shizuku Kazami, but said to everyone who was watching,

After the interview of the Ministry of Information for the deacon café of Class A, the seniors said that after this interview, they were deeply aware that the current level of news gathering in the Ministry of Information still needs to be improved, and the journalists still have the phenomenon of making common-sense mistakes, and there is still a lack of public opinion guidance and environmental construction for the Yinghe Public Welfare Cultural Festival. Don't be discouraged when you see the seniors, we believe that after your reflection and summary, you will definitely be able to write the report [One Year Class A Joins Hands to Dedicate Love and Strive to Be a Public Welfare Pioneer], right? ”

"Evil Demon!"

Shizuku Kazami left behind his juniors and photographers, and fled alone.

The good mood of forcing bad journalists off didn't last long.

Majima sent a message to Asama, and Asama opened the school forum website and found Mai Majima's post.

"The Weaver of the Spider's Web-A New Conspiracy in Yinghe's Brainwashing Room"——

"Don't watch the Romance Counseling Department's movies! It contains a lot of spiritual suggestion and hypnotic content! If you are determined to continue watching, it is recommended to plug your ears when talking in Asama's still water."

“.”

He didn't participate in the biscuits, did he just share the materials prepared by Ryuzaki, even if he participated in the production?

A rise in favor will make these girls overreact, which Asama didn't expect.

But there's no way I'm going to put an aphrodisiac in a movie! (End of chapter)