251. Ying and Cultural Festival and Gone Away with Appointment

Arima and Ryuzaki, who received the bento, stood together and watched the sour comedy of love on the stage.

The big teacher can't see it, but the kindness of Futami Tsukikai and Mai Majima is already very obvious.

Immortal Chuan, as the most unlike harem existence in the harem department of love, can't see one or two expressions at the moment, but he looks quite happy.

In their minds, is the male protagonist as a matter of course?

Immortal River created a class group without Asama Stillwater, and Konoe advocated in it that Asama Stillwater, who had been paying for the class and winning honors during this time, would have more opportunities to show himself in this stage play.

In other words, let Asama become [protagonist Wang-chan] from [Supporting Character Wang-chan].

Although Asama has always said that he wants to be a supporting tool man quietly, and that everyone is the protagonist of his own life movie, the title of the movie he plays is "Supporting Role".

But Arima Yoshihiko never sees Asama as a supporting character.

In fact, Arima never underestimated anyone, but Asama repeatedly taught himself a lesson with his actions - [Arima Yoshihiko still underestimated Asama still water].

With strength, responsibility, and heart-wrenching bearing, people who are familiar with Asama still water will naturally like [Asama still water].

Frankly, Asama can't get such a favor with his face,

And he himself has been blackening himself, as if the image of brilliance and perfection is a poison for him.

What Asama silently did for Eiwa was not clear to everyone.

He could sense that the reasons for everyone to pursue Konoe were completely different from the reasons for chasing Asama.

So why did these people in the audience become so fanatical?

Arima hopes that these people are because they see confidence or strength in the body of the great teacher, not the so-called shortcuts.

Yoshihiko Arima heard the girls crying out of their dogs and turned to ask Hayato Tatsuzaki.

"Ryuzaki-san, what do you think?"

"He is not a man to be coerced by stupidity and fanaticism. But vanity breeds ambition, and I'll keep an eye on him. ”

Arima listened to Ryuzaki's tone and didn't know how to respond. I thought to myself, will the great teacher still listen to you?

Ryuzaki suddenly sneered and said,

"By the way, Arima, are you jealous of Asama? Obviously, on the surface, your academics, athletics, and looks are so much better than him, why can he make Yinghe's idiots go into a frenzy, but you can't? ”

Arima shook his head,

"I'm not interested in this kind of thing, and comparing the advantages and disadvantages of people is a waste of self-knowledge. I'm more concerned about what I can do now and what I can do in the future. ”

Ryuzaki nodded approvingly,

"Yes, it doesn't matter who you really are, it's what you do. The actions you choose make you who you end up becoming, but the idiots of Yinghe always think that what they like and worship will make them become. ”

There is a slight frown on the brow behind the horse glasses frame,

"Although I have never been able to understand why in a school like Yinghe, these young masters and young ladies still regard the cult of personality and the supremacy of strength as a new theology. From the past student council presidents, to the queens of famous families, to prodigies like big teachers, they will always find someone to worship and abstract this person into an idol worthy of worship. But in essence, they are simple and humble, they are not stupid, and I suggest that Ryuzaki-san change the mistake of saying that others are stupid.

In addition, if I had the ability of a great teacher, I would not try to indoctrinate or incite anything. If you want to make others better, you must not pour water into a bucket, but light their respective torches. ”

Ryuzaki seems to understand better why Asama still water would favor Arima Yoshihiko.

Ying and Batman were silent for a few seconds and asked,

"Light the torch? So, the next step for the student union is to play fire? ”

Arima laughed dumbly,

"My personal wishes have nothing to do with student council policy. Even if I want to be an inspiring person, it is not something that the student council can do unilaterally to guide them to be arrogantly guided to what kind of person they want to become. The purpose of the student union is always to serve, we can become a signal base station, a means of transportation, and a guide to inquiry, but we will never become a teacher, supervisor, and inspector. ”

"Asama is having a lot of fun as a teacher. Wouldn't you call him a great teacher? ”

"Although he said that he hated being called that, I always thought that he was a good teacher and a good person who could do the job well.

At least when I communicate with him, I rarely feel that he is in a superior position, and there is no such thing as a high-eyed master. ”

Ryuzaki didn't respond to Arima again, but glanced at the big upright white dog on the stage,

scold

Is it a love mentor?

Asama's [Declaration of Love Dogs] didn't affect the three actresses on stage.

Riyo Immortal, dressed in a witch costume, smiles with compassion like a nun of the church.

"No, Robert Wang-chan. How could you possibly like dogs? I remember that you once confessed to me, you are allergic to dog hair~~~"

No.

Why do you associate actors and characters?

What's the difference between you and those guys who confuse characters with voice actors?!

Asama raised the dog's head and sighed,

"Akasha, a witch who has lived for more than 200 years, is her brain as confused as that of a human woman?

I'm a dog, how can I be allergic to dog hair. ”

Not only did he abandon his original name, but Pochi, who had completely forgotten his race, nodded his head in a matter-of-fact manner off the stage.

That's it!

How can Ah Shui be allergic to dogs!

"Wang-chan, are you too self-conscious? Of course, the dog's favorite is the master, and you are thinking of something rebellious, so hurry up and bring it to me. ”

Mai Majima looked at Asama dissatisfied, beckoned, and found that [Little Red Riding Hood] Futami had grabbed Asama's hairy arm.

"[Wang-chan], don't be afraid. I know it's definitely not dogs that you like, but people,

Because, you are human yourself!

Because, the dog skin on your body has the label of [dog bag 006-made in laomowang]!

According to my reasoning, there is only one truth - [Wang Jiang] You became a dog after being cursed by the [Old Demon King], right? ”

Asama numbly increased the volume

"No, my dog doesn't have this memory in his head!"

See you in two! Shouldn't the normal plot be a showdown between you and Majima?

[Witch of Death] Immortal Kawa grabbed Asama's tail, looked at [Little Red Riding Hood] Futami, and said with a smile,

"It's not easy, [Little Red Riding Hood] exactly, I didn't expect this kind of secret to be in your hands too. Indeed, the potion that made [Wang-chan] lose his human memory was refined by me. And the way to recover his human body and memory is."

[Demon King] Majima grabbed Asama's other hairy arm and frowned,

"Don't talk to them about these inexplicable things anymore."

Feed! [Inexplicably] Didn't you start with something?

At this moment, Asama's two arms were held by Futami and Majima, his tail was led by Immortal River, the spotlight was shining on him, and the eyes of more than 2,000 people in the audience were on him.

Acting in a movie is even a thing. Why does acting in a stage play also allow me to experience this kind of capital punishment?

Asama looked at the initiator, Mai Majima.

Help.

Reading Asama's plea for help, the desire of the island is like the waves on the shore to break away.

"I'm impatient, [Wang Sauce], go back with me, or I'll make you and the little mushroom hat into a mushroom dog meat hot pot."

Asama's eyes lit up, and Majima was rounding the plot back, so he followed closely,

"Hmph, Demon King, put away your arrogance, maybe we can spare your life."

"You have disappointed me too much, since you are obsessed and do not regret it, then I can only destroy you, and there is no need for this world to continue to exist."

After Majima finished speaking, he pushed Asama away and stood 2 meters away from Asama to give the audience a back.

She snapped her fingers, and the stage went dark.

I saw a flashing mini radish knife raised in her hand, and with the BGM, the whole person exuded an aura of annihilation.

As long as Little Red Riding Hood takes off her hat, covers the face of the Demon King, and snatches the turnip knife, this abstract and outrageous stage play can be over.

But it backfired, and seeing the plot of Majima Circle, [Witch of Death] Immortal Chuan said with a surprised expression,

"Oops, it's the Demon King's world-destroying magic, and now there's only one way to save the world. It is to let Wang Chan kiss the demon king as a human and launch the ultimate forbidden spell - [Miracle of Love]!

However, if you want Wang Jiang to turn back into a human, you can only let the person you love most kiss him before you can lift the curse of the old demon king.

So."

Futami and Majima, who heard about the increase in kiss scenes, have no motivation to continue acting according to the wishes of the original script.

[Demon King] begins to wait to be kissed and redeemed by [Humanoid Wang-chan].

"Damn. Is the magic out of control?.Who's going to save me!! β€œ

As the Demon King's figure began to twitch, the spotlight on the stage hit [Little Red Riding Hood] in the face again.

[Little Red Riding Hood] Futami hid his joy in time, and the momentum on his face changed, and the BGM of the stage was also changed to "Hero Wish をルゴむγ‚₯ Bu~".

The next kiss will end this stage play.

She could imagine what was going to happen

"Didn't I get killed by the Demon King?."

[Wang Sauce], who turned back into a human form, lost his dog skin and no longer looked like a dog, revealing a miserable handsome face.

And he leaned on Asama's arms and said softly,

"Wang Jiang, I gave you all my power, go and stop the magic of the Demon King."

[Humanoid Wang-chan] Asama, who suddenly remembered everything, looked at her affectionately,

"What a stupid thing to say, exactly, in this world, how can I be willing to kiss someone other than you. If you want to save the world by a woman other than I must kiss you, then let this world be destroyed. ”

Just as he saw the lightning-like brain of the plot, a magic wand hit his head, and he was pulled away from Asama's side, and his arms were tightly embraced.

Futami was immobilized by [Headless Horseman] Ivan and [Alien Prince] Fukasawa Yuki.

"It's !!"

"[Little Red Riding Hood] are still too young to think that only your grandmother and werewolves have eaten my apple?

So, let [Wang Chan] love the most, [Death Witch Akasha], and I will kiss him and lift the curse of the old demon king~~~"

[The Witch of Death]'s BGM sounded, and the immortal river no longer dragged Asama's tail, and said with a smile,

"Wang Chan, [the miracle of love], will cure your dog's brain, rest assured, it's all fate-

This is fate, and it is already doomed that when you and I stand in front of the class placement sign, the cherry blossoms that we meet will fall at a speed of 5 centimeters. ”

[Demon King] Majima saw the plot collapse again, but he didn't stop the magic.

Although the second sight is out, she doesn't.

After the immortal river kissed, Asama would come to kiss her.

[Little Red Riding Hood] watched as [Witch of Death] turned to Asama's side, struggling and shouting,

"Don't do this kind of thing!! Wang-chan, don't be fooled, unleash your power, defeat the witch and the demon king, and put an end to this. ”

【Ding】

[Title advanced - solitary insulator→ solitary ultimate insulator. Acquired characteristics: 100% reduction in heterosexual attention, failure after eye contact; Opinion of the opposite sex below 200 will reduce the initiative of the title holder by 200%]

Asama didn't pay attention to the sudden sound of the system prompt, he looked at the immortal river, the witch was already a foot in front of him, there was no smugness in those eyes, an emotion that he knew well, brewing in the girl's bright eyes.

"F-san, I'm going to fall over the shoulder if I get any closer."

"I'll be gone if I fall over the shoulder, so Mr. Robert won't fall over the shoulder. Rest assured, just a borrowing. ”

After the two closed the microphone and communicated, Asama took three steps back, the hand in the dog's paw knocked 10 fingers, opened his feet, and held the wrist of his right hand that naturally drooped with his left hand, and put on a posture of releasing [Lei Dun Chidori], choosing to open the microphone and chant the magnified prayer that generally belongs to the protagonist.

"Foolish man; No matter how high or low your status, no matter how strong or weak your ability is, no matter how good or bad your personality is, you are so ugly in front of your own desires.

Let me, then, sacrifice my bones and my blood, my spirit and my flesh to the omnipotent Supreme One,

Please see my sincerity, my faith, my prayer,

May the Supreme bestow miraclesβ€”

Let the demon king who has the gas to get up have a good sleep every day, and say good night to the demon king city on time,

Let the witch with Alzheimer's disease come to her senses again, and she is even smarter than the wise wolf Helo, who also likes apples,

Let Little Red Riding Hood, who popularized the Industrial Revolution, live a long life, save more than 100 witches, and let them shine more brightly in the cause of the Industrial Revolution than Palu.

Let the corrupted hearts of the world return to the right path, and let their ignorance, bigotry, arrogance, and anger be destroyed,

Let all the secret treasures of freedom, equality, honesty and friendliness in this world last forever.

If this wish is not enough for me, then take the life of the wolf that never sleeps! ”

Everyone looked at the big white dog on the stage and suddenly looked like a deflated balloon, leaving only a piece of skin, which landed in the center of the stage, illuminated by several pillars of light at the same time.

Everyone on the stage looked at each other,

Before the curtain closed, the curtain was slowly pulled down by someone.

The crowd under the stage was also confused.

The person who wanted to see Asama's last choice or the blood flowed was full of blood, revealing an uncomfortable face with constipation.

People who want to see [Wang-chan] become a prince suddenly think that Asama-sama-sama's performance of [Big Transformation Magic] is almost the same.

People who want to see the appearance of Asama are thoughtful.

People who want to see Asama reject all girls, are satisfied.

I don't know who started it, cheers and applause thundered, seriously overtimed, unclear, and digressed, "I decided to popularize 996 in Reincarnation of Little Red Riding Hood in another world, and defeated the Demon King through vicious economic competition", which was a huge success, harvesting 80% of the flowers in the auditorium at one time.

Everyone began to discuss how Asama disappeared from the stage just now.

Some people say that Class A is really powerful in one year, and it actually has the power to open holes in the floor of the auditorium stage.

Some people say that Asama-sama's ninja identity is a real hammer, which is Mizukage's signature stealth technique.

Others say it's just a little trick that uses the light and shade of the stage and blind spots, and David Copperfield's magic is 100 times more complicated.

Only Chiyo Konoe, Mitsuki Komaba, and Tetsuya Takishima know the true identity of [Joker].

Concealment, like stealth, is a trick that this notorious terrorist relies on to survive in the industry.

"Asama-sama, you're like a magician."

"It's obviously a puppy, but there is a hint of mystery and charm like a black cat."

"In this way, I feel that the lines of Lord Asama just now are a bit like Amamiya Ren."

Konoe Chiyo listened to the discussion of the [Dragon Heart Society] and searched for the person [Amamiya Ren].

It's actually a game character from a Japanese game company, and he also happens to have the code name of [JOKER].

"The secret treasure of your heart, I have indeed taken it."

Looking at the character PV, Konoe Chiyo finally understood at this moment that [Joker] was in Yinghe, where was the other fun.

Heart-stealing, clown?

At the other end of the audience, the hacker shrugged,

"Cool - the big teacher really made a lot of money to make the girls happy, anyway, he doesn't take his safety too seriously, if it is exposed, it will be a lot of fun."

Komaba looked at Takishima, but he didn't expect the king of soldiers to nod and say,

"The big teacher would rather expose some information than turn back into a human according to the script, and it seems that he is really starting to get hooked on being a dog. The big teacher is really my bosom friend, it's not that I can't talk about love, but it's more cost-effective to be a dog. ”

Tetsuya Takishima was immediately twisted by Reina Nijo's ears.

Komaba thought about it, Takishima's previous identity, the third lady of the Nijo family didn't seem to know at all.

But the Nijo family must have figured it out a long time ago.

Perhaps, [Joker] has long been legalized in Japan?

Or don't let the emperor not be anxious, the eunuch is in a hurry.

meanwhile

In the Eiwa Auditorium, all the girls who had a certain affection for Asama still water felt a sense of willpower at the last moment of the stage play-

Don't look at him unscrupulously, don't disturb him too actively. 】

[Asama-sama is a person who is capable of manipulating the senses of others.] ]

It's no wonder that Lord Asama, in the rumors, is not only the guest of honor of the heads of the Five Sets family, but also the [Five Heads Emperor] who spurs the education of the children of the Five Sets.

This consensus has been recognized by more people on this night.

has been noticed by some big shots,

Although it can be explained with a magic trick, it is still too stupid.

Obviously, Asama has created black history for himself again.

The ins and outs of the matter are almost completely understood.

This stage play is to evolve into the Shura field of [Demon King] and [Little Red Riding Hood] to highlight the identity of the male protagonist of Asama [Wang Sauce].

But Asama didn't want to reject them in public.

Even if it's acting, some people don't take this play as a play anymore

So, a direct refusal will embarrass them.

In his previous life, Asama also had painful memories of being instigated by everyone and then being executed in public very quickly.

It was only then that he thought of other solutions.

Obviously pretending to be the mastermind behind the scenes, and at the same time seizing the crown of the [Demon King] and the hat of [Little Red Riding Hood],

It's fine to end with a sentence of "I'm not interested in your business, I like power, wealth, technological productivity, but I like myself more."

It's just that the ending is a little darker and not positive enough.

There is no time left to regret it.

The guest has already arrived at the restaurant.

Think about today's appointment, it is also for the immortal river.

He was so angry with the immortal Chuan who changed the script today.

How can this be?

What doesn't interfere with my decision in life, mutual fulfillment.

It's all a liar!

It turns out that the protagonist who represents justice can also be a liar?

Asama stepped into Minami Aoyama's restaurant, and the writer who would stand for [Daigo Shoya] on the weekend had arrived.

"Is that you, did you invite three people to convince me to have this dinner?" (End of chapter)