255. Ying Culture Festival with Last Business and Curry Chilli
Yukina Shinomiya, who has long experienced the Asama tea art, is still glad that she was able to successfully name the great teacher this time.
Fortunately, a boy in the same class and an ex-boyfriend ran to the door of Class A at 6 o'clock in the morning to line up for her and Ogata.
Rather than asking them to help for free, the fourth house is more inclined to trade with them.
Ex-boyfriend No. 18 turned out to be the case and chose money after she refused to get back together for the third time.
But the boy in the same class was a little tough.
He is not a person who is short of money, although he does not make any strange requests, but he also makes unusual requests.
He is clearly not interested in falling in love with girls, but he insists on meeting the big teacher.
He didn't know why he was sure that he was also a member of the harem group of the great teacher, and he hoped to make an appointment for the great teacher's consultation through himself.
Shinomiya thought for a moment,
The big teacher doesn't seem to be just doing love business, and it is also mentioned in the forum that if the character is qualified and the mind is in place, the big teacher can solve any problems with Ying and anyone.
At lunch yesterday, Fujikawa and Majima mentioned that the current relationship counseling department has been running out of business recently.
The big teacher must be worried about the lack of work.
Thinking of this, Shinomiya agreed to this request without authorization.
"There is a possibility of rejection, and I can't guarantee 100% success."
"It's okay, give it a try, it's troublesome for Shinomiya-san."
Of course, the four palaces also have some selfish motives.
If the big teacher doesn't care about his own affairs, what other way can he stay by his side?
It's not enough to just be admitted to the Relationship Counseling Department.
Therefore, it seems to be a good choice to be a client intermediary for a big teacher.
Those girls in the love counseling department don't seem to realize this, right? The overly happy experience makes them forget about the long-term plan.
So, do people who are favored always have nothing to fear?
Yukina Shinomiya, who has countless love lessons, thinks that there is no second person in this world who understands the preciousness of [Asama Still Water] better than her.
According to the great teacher's theory of love, the more people who can trouble him, the closer they can get to him.
But in fact, the more people who can help him, the more they can make him care, right?
Yinghe unknowingly has a few more organizations like the [Love Treasure Book Research Group], specializing in studying the secrets of love that the big teacher disclosed on the forum.
Because of the existence of these routines, the simple love relationship between couples in the academy has become an offensive and defensive battle of love theory and practice.
Some say that these theories add spice to love; Some people also say that after studying for a few days, they found that they were dumped for no reason, and this theory is an involution cult that increases the cost of love; There are also people who blame a lot of love conflicts or broken love on the big teacher - the reason is that the big teacher said that he was not in love, but he dominated the kaolin flower and many beauties in the school, and his purpose was to open a harem in Yinghe irresponsibly, not to support everyone in love.
Shinomiya feels that these people who have fallen out of love because of the "Book of Love" are not qualified to criticize the big teacher.
The reason why they were broken up, they should find the reason in themselves, reflect on it, and reflect on whether there was a problem at the source of the relationship.
Recently, in addition to continuing to run Tik Tok, she and Ogata have also joined a [Love Book Workshop] together.
People often take the love of some public figures and make an analysis game.
Shinomiya likes to use Sturgberg's theory of the love triangle as a problem-solving tool.
Every time she answers a question, she fantasizes about what a big teacher who is passionate about a girl?
Yesterday, the Love Book Workshop found the [Love Contract] that was released by the senior Nakamura of the second-grade baseball club.,The big teacher customized it for him.。
Shinomiya Yukina also has a copy in his own hand. But she was reluctant to go public.
The text of the contract of the love applet sent to her by the big teacher was collected by her along with the chat history. She sometimes wonders if there weren't so many girls around him, would she be brave enough to send this contract back to the Japanese marriage registration certificate.
Asama saw that Shinomiya had been in a daze, and did not interrupt her, turning her head to look at Arika Ogata.
"Say, what dessert to order, the set menu and drinks have been fixed."
"Good"
Ogata hurriedly ordered a random one, and regretted it when he saw the chocolate mousse in a blink of an eye, but when he saw the cold expression of the big teacher, he didn't change his words after all.
"Four houses, four houses?"
"Ah, I'm sorry big teacher. Ah, order? It's good for you to arrange it, what the big teacher orderes, I will eat~"
The four palaces put on a fat sheep that the cowherd slaughtered at will.
"Understood. There is something to ring the bell. ”
Asama ticked a few random boxes on the order list, bowed slightly, and turned to leave.
"This guy's service attitude is so bad."
Ogata muttered to Shinomiya and forcibly shifted his gaze to his best friend's face.
"Ah, yes, that's handsome."
Shinomiya stared at Asama's back, and Ogata looked at Shinomiya.
The girl in front of Ogata seems to be a warped mouth, and Asama's bow is a throwing rod, which easily hooks the soul of the warped mouth.
"Hey, hey, Yukina, come back to your senses. When did you tell him that? ”
"Which thing?"
Ogata gave a roll of his eyes and didn't want to speak.
Asama quickly used a tray to put lemon green tea, mango Napoleon, and chocolate mousse with ice cubes on the table for two.
"Meals for two, please use them slowly."
Ogata stared at the chocolate mousse in a daze.
"Arissa, what did you order? Napoleon? ”
"Uh-no, the chocolate mousse I ordered."
"Okay. Big teacher, is there a magic spell in package D? ”
Asama nodded, put on a mask, and said in a deep voice,
"I'd rather hurt someone than be hurt by someone."
Let's say the opposite!
Ogata complained inwardly.
As a professional two-dimensional COS, for the knowledge points of Tokyo Mew and Kaneki Ken, she Arika Ogata is Wikipedia.
Asama turned his head to Shinomiya and said,
"The girl inside me poisoned me."
Shinomiya looked at Asama in a daze, and there was only one big question mark in his heart.
The sweet air was suddenly filled with deadly toxins, and my breath became heavy, and my heart kept calling out to my mouth.
Mouth - Mouth move! Hurry up! Ask the big teacher——
Who the hell is that girl!!
"Two slow use, if you need anything, please ring this bell."
Ogata looked at Asama as if to say - you ring the bell and give it a try? Try it and die! ——Looking at her and Shinomiya with the same eyes, he unconsciously swallowed a mouthful of jin liquid.
"The girl inside the big teacher. Who will it be? It can't be Nimimi-san, right? ”
Ogata looked at Asama with an even more indifferent attitude towards the three people at the other table, as if a girl was about to be scared to cry. The wheat-skinned Latin girl felt the pleasure of watching others being bullied, and turned her head to her friend who was broken, and comforted,
"Yu Jina, don't care about those, those are just Kaneki's lines. can only say that he played it too well. ”
Ryutaro Kuroda, who wants to be an honest and kind handsome guy in Tokyo, talks to himself about small goals and big goals, and his whole temperament changes a little.
Through exercise and makeup, his appearance has improved to at least 75 points, and he also has some popularity.
On the one hand, he overcame the pressure of judging ugliness and was able to chat with Takeda's dinosaur sisters, which made him gain the respect of some boys.
On the other hand, it was his friendship with Kyoko Abe, the class flower of Class E in the first year, and the deeds of matching Abe with the senior seniors for Abe, which made his image in the eyes of girls from extremely obscene to a reliable man at a critical moment.
What worries Asama the most now is that Kuroda confesses to himself after being persuaded not to talk about a girlfriend.
The eyes of the women's clothing boss Fugu are indeed more terrifying than the eyes of any girl.
He really didn't want to be likable to people like that.
"Big teacher, excuse me. Have the opportunity to visit us again and listen to your teachings. ”
When Kuroda left, he bowed to himself with an attitude that could be described as a 180-degree turn a month and a half ago.
As soon as the head was opened, the others seemed to feel that if they did not bow to themselves as they entered the door and when they left, they would be entered into the next week's execution list, and they saluted one by one.
Other customers also joined in the salute.
Asama keenly heard a boy muttering,
"Is it a testing ground for the hearts of the people? Learned. ”
But I couldn't find out who said it.
Just as Asama looked in the direction of the source of the sound, Hanyu tiptoed and hooked Asama's shoulder,
"Konoe-sama doesn't have the courage to do so, so she's really Asama-sama."
Gay's arm was opened at the speed of light by Asama.
"Why are you saluting Asama? Could it be that you are the legendary [Yellow Naked King] who has mastered the black history of Ying and everyone? ”
Asama retracted his gaze and glanced at Horikita, who was wearing an octopus-faced helmet and speaking sullenly,
What the hell is the intelligence? Komaba, why did you give yourself such a strange title?
Anyway, even Konoe has a lot of respect for his attitude, Horikita, isn't this guy really a special existence of the immune system?
Thinking of this, Asama immediately criticized himself for getting a little carried away.
Don't be blinded by empty respect, Horikita's reaction to himself is the most real.
"Stupid Aibo, don't be jealous at this time, as long as you stand behind Lord Asama, you can also enjoy the treatment of being worshiped by everyone."
"The great king of Tokyo Bay, who disdains to eat other people's fart. By the way, do you have pica? ”
The stupid duo did the two-threaded operation of being waiters while fighting, such as wrestling with both hands, and the two of them shared a plate to serve food to the guests, such as secretly changing the drinks on each other's plates for combustible oolong tea.
"Brute! You want me to be arrested by the police! ”
"You're the one who is crooked, right? The strawberries on the cake are eaten secretly! Spit it out for me! Feed! How did you really spit it out! FAKE! ”
"Don't talk to me, if others think we know each other, my evaluation will drop!"
"It's not just that I know all your favorite wives, I have tasted them at least half a year before you! I'm a man with a special trial qualification! ”
"Asama, don't stop me, the God of Pure Love is going to slash the stunted Minotaur today!"
"Hehehe, Asama-sama, don't worry, I'll slaughter him and add a dish to you - octopus sashimi."
The two of them wore the COS outfits of Levi and the teacher who killed them, and they were entangled endlessly, so they almost drank a lot of alcohol in their clothes.
Asama, who failed to dissuade him, wisely asked others to video the two of them.
The scene looks chaotic, but in fact, it still maintains an orderly operation, let's make trouble, just think of it as a warm-up program for the deacon café of Class A of the year.
One of the most orderly is the ceremony of saluting Asama.
Asama received 5 more groups of customers.
After staying for nearly 10 minutes and eating 3 set meals, it seriously reduced Asama's amazing replacement rate, but Shinomiya, who refreshed the per capita consumption, also left.
Before leaving, she told Asama about the introducer's consultation.
Asama said that he would talk about it at lunchtime.
Yukina Shinomiya, who understood that Asama had taken the initiative to include herself in the lunch group, left Class A for the first year with joy.
If it weren't for the public eye, she really planned to kiss it directly, although she was also ready to be thrown by Asama's backhand over the shoulder.
After all, there are also many routines from boredom to liking in "Love Book".
Impressed, much closer to him than the crowd.
"Asama is really popular, the top hot girl of Class N in a year, is Yukina Shinomiya also within the scope of your loan?"
"The Shinomiya family is 10,000 times richer than the Horikita family, so you don't want to ask Asama-sama to borrow money from you, right?"
"It's better than your family switching from fishing to customs, and you can't do without seafood, right?"
"What? Your family says it's a green industry, but it's just a garbage recycling, right? Why aren't you recycled? ”
Watching the dumb duo quarrel again, it was hard for Asama to understand this kind of intimate friendship that revealed each other.
Because it seems that the decision of these two people to betray each other will become incredibly easy.
After all, hundreds of exercises have been practiced in everyday life.
In his view, criticism and reminders have boundaries.
The kind of bad friend partner of curry pepper in film and television dramas, although it plays a role in interpreting diversity and friendship for the world, is used by many guys who unscrupulously release their malice.
What[I'm just joking, I can't even afford to make jokes?] ]
[You guy with a glass heart, you can't make friends if you're so sensitive?] If you can't listen to the truth and talk hard, what you want to make is just a kind of friend, and you can't stand the test. ]
[If you're afraid of being known, don't tell me?] ]
In short, although in the previous life, because he would hide his opinions, Asama who didn't suffer too many setbacks in making friends, still didn't understand such a bad relationship.
But in my previous life, because I didn't like to express suggestions too much, many people who I couldn't get used to seeing regarded themselves as close friends, and over time, I also found each other's highlights, but there were still a lot of annoying things.
It was open until half past eleven, and those outside who learned that Asama was not open in the afternoon, especially those who were paid to queue up, all cried wolf.
The total number is about 100 groups.
Chiyo Konoe somehow learned the news and opened a petition on the school forum - as long as there are more than 1,600 people who voted for Asama to stay open in the afternoon, Asama will continue to open in the afternoon.
The information does not have to be revealed to Konoe by Emiya Haku.
Asama couldn't help but smile when he found out, naïve.
Even the executive committee member and chief coordinator of the cultural festival has no power to force him to work overtime.
After seeing off the last group of guests, Asama took off his contact lenses and put on the old black frame that had followed him for 4 years.
It is worth mentioning that in addition to this black frame, he also has 2 pairs of spare glasses of the same style.
And the second saw a few of them send a message saying that they would come over later if they had something.
Under the big sun, Asama listened to the treble performance of Yinghe's oil cicada choir, and walked to the place agreed with Emiya Bai.
(End of chapter)