Chapter 157: This kid can't give birth to a son

The more rewarded, the more indulgent.

During the summer vacation, Xu Cheng's plan for himself at the beginning was to get up at seven o'clock, and then as he gradually rewarded himself, under the effect of the ladder effect, the time accumulated to half past seven, eight o'clock, eight and a half o'clock, and finally got up at ten o'clock and began to play with his mobile phone, until the bladder signaled that it really couldn't stand it, and then grabbed the throat of fate and rushed to the toilet.

It's a lazy sleep in the summer, that's what you want, once you get up from the bed, and then lie down again, it's not the same feeling as just now.

However, such days did not last long, Lin Wancongee was going to her grandmother's house, and this time Xu Cheng was also dragged along.

Because the distance is relatively far away, and they are still in Jiangnan, Gao Manman specially asked for leave to take them by plane, and the plan is that they will live there for more than a month first, and when the school is about to start, Gao Manman will pick them up.

Although Lin Wancongee's grandmother's house is in the countryside, Yincheng (cheng) is a port city with a very developed economy, even in the village, everyone lives in small western-style buildings, and there is no shortage of things in the village such as shopping malls, Kentaki, Pizza Shengke, and sex bucks.

Xu Cheng followed Lin Wancongee to greet her grandmother, Lin Wancongee called grandma, and he also called grandma.

Lin Wancongee felt that something was wrong, "You should call grandma or mother-in-law, right?" ”

"Didn't you tell me, your grandmother is my grandmother." , Xu Cheng took out what she had said in response to her.

"Oh?"

Lin Wancongee tilted her head and thought for a while, have I ever said such a shameless thing?

It must be Xu Cheng who wants to take advantage of her again!

Monkey spirit, monkey spirit, she will not be fooled.

Xu Cheng followed Lin Wancongee's grandfather upstairs to clean up the room prepared for him.

Lin Wancongee was on the sofa downstairs, holding her grandmother's arm affectionately.

"Grandma, how do you think of him?"

"Okay, you look handsome, and your body is strong, but it's a pity that you don't look like a son who can give birth to a son, when are you two going to do something?"

“.???”

"What are you doing?"

"Marriage."

Lin Wan's little face turned red all of a sudden, and she gently pushed her grandmother angrily.

"I, I'm still young, what kind of marriage are I going to do now?"

Grandma's eyes narrowed into lines, "Oh, that means you'll do it with him when you're old?" ”

"Oops~"

Lin Wancongee patted her gently in annoyance, "Jing Blind said, I'll go home if you do this again!" ”

Her grandmother laughed, "It's not small, in the old society, the family said that the matchmaker had to start queuing." ”

Lin Wancongee pouted angrily, and her grandmother picked up a small red tomato and put it in her mouth, and she didn't get angry when she put it in her mouth.

"Grandma, why do you say he can't give birth to a son?" She hunched over and looked at her grandmother with curious winks, the tips of her two little feet playfully together.

Grandma pointed to her ear, "You see his earlobes are so deflated, just like your grandfather, the unlucky ghost is not blessed, he was born to be bullied by his wife, and the offspring are all daughters. ”

Lin Wancongee was skeptical, "Isn't it, the earlobes still have something to do with blessings?" ”

"That's right, you see that Tang Seng's earlobes are thick, otherwise why are people's blessings so deep." , Grandma's tone was as sure as if she had really seen Tang Seng.

This kind of metaphysics of the older generation, like the tarot and constellations of young people, can coax girls to believe it.

"So, are my earlobes thick?" , Lin Wancongee anxiously picked up her grandmother's hand and put it in her ear to ask her to touch it.

Being anxious is like asking the doctor if she is pregnant with a boy or a girl.

She's a great woman who wants to give birth to five geese!

Grandma squinted her eyes and pinched gently, "You, you follow me, we both have thick earlobes, and we are blessed." ”

It's over, the baby is very handsome.

Lin Wancongee wanted to cry.

It seems that in order to realize his great dream of having a daughter, he must find a man who is as deflated as his grandfather's earlobe to marry.

She didn't say that the person was Xu Cheng.

Xu Cheng followed Old Man Gao upstairs to clean up the room where he lived.

"The peach leaves are sharp, and the willow leaves cover the sky"

The old man Gao held his hands behind his back, hummed the minor tune of "Exploring the Qingshui River", and circled to the staircase from time to time to look downstairs.

In the end, he couldn't help it, and walked towards Xu Cheng while unzipping his belt

"The young man looks very energetic, how old is this year?"

"Uh-fifteen"

"Oh, that's not too small."

As he spoke, the tall old man untied the waistband of his trousers, and reached for his big loose pants.

Then from the small bag sewn on it, he pulled out a box of large, crumpled front doors.

"Smoked?"

"No, no, no."

Xu Cheng's head is dripping with sweat, it seems that Lin Wancongee is worried about her grandfather's younger brother, at such an old age, smoking a cigarette is actually managed like this.

Lin Wancongee: Her grandmother is really well-trained.

"How can a man not smoke?"

Old man Gao muttered, not quite understanding Xu Chengwen's crepe style, and happily swallowed clouds and spit out fog by the window, "I used to smoke dry tobacco, and her mother-in-law didn't let me smoke it for me, and now I still feel a little bit like that at the front door." ”

"That's it, hahahaha."

Old man Gao squinted his eyes and glared at Xu Cheng, "Do you think I'm afraid of my wife?" ”

"No, no, no." , Xu Cheng hurriedly waved his hand.

The old man Gao held a cigarette in his hand, and looked like he was pointing at the country, "I'm not raking my ears, you'll understand when you get married in the future, what you want is this exciting feeling." ”

Good guys, you know how to get excited.

Old man Gao spat out another puff of green smoke, "What hobbies do you usually have?" ”

"Me? Well. It's good to exercise, write, and read books."

Xu Cheng looked at the old man's expression as he spoke, and the old man was full of feelings that you kid really didn't have my appetite, so he changed his words.

"Still like fishing?"

"Fishing!" , Old Man Gao clapped his hands excitedly, "You are also good for this?" Go back and play two with me. ”

Really! Anglers are everywhere!

The two of them were grinding a few cigarettes upstairs, and when the old man Gao got downstairs, he was held down by Lin Wancongee's grandmother and went to sniff his clothes.

"You old thing, I want to kill you? Smoking again! ”

"Why do you have to smoke it, Xiao Xu smoked, right, Xiao Xu?" , Old Man Gao was very fast, and hurriedly began to look at Xu Cheng.

“.”

I always feel that the old man Gao's character has been seen in anyone.

"I smoked it."

Old man Gao is like this, Xu Cheng has no choice but to carry this cauldron for his old man.

Harvested the useless gratitude of the old man Gao, and the effective nagging and disgust of Grandma Garin's evening porridge.

"I couldn't give birth to a boy in the first place, and I still smoke"

"Xu Cheng, Xu Cheng, come here, I'll show you something." , Lin Wancongee mysteriously called Xu Cheng to the balcony.

"What's so good about it?" , Xu Cheng walked over slowly.

"Dangdang!"

Lin Wancongee opened her little hand, pinching a big chubby hamster in her hand, with golden hair, not afraid of people, grinning and spreading out her limbs, exactly the same as the movements of the rat in a certain emoji.

"Let go of my brother."

"What's your brother?" , Lin Wancongee patted him on the arm, "This is the golden silk bear raised by my grandfather, called Ah Fu, but it's good, no one can touch it, I will give you a hug." ”

"Hamsters that don't bite people are not well-behaved, this kind of rats are generally very bold, but they are biting hamsters who are timid, and they will be bullied by other hamsters when they close the cage."

Xu Cheng took the chubby mouse from her hand, and inevitably touched Lin Wan's slippery little hand, but she didn't seem to care too much.

teased Ah Fu for a while, and threw him into the cage and turned the wheel.

There were bags of melon seeds next to him, Xu Cheng took them and peeled them off with his fingers.

One for him, one for the rat.

Lin Wancongee poked him on the arm and pointed at herself, and Xu Cheng fed the third peeled one to her mouth with her index finger and thumb.

She also came one.

A package of Qia Qia is finally divided like this-

He's one, she's one, he's one, she's one, he's one, she's one.

Ah Fu was lying on the edge of the cage, his black eyes wide.

A gentle smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

(End of chapter)