Are you snail girls?

Asama watched Futami and Majima polish the floor of the already clean room, and was a little speechless.

I wanted to go home and enjoy my alone time and then catch up on my sleep, but I don't know how long it will take to invite these two gods home.

It seems that in addition to recording the fingerprint code for the door lock, Pochi also handed over the access key to the door of the apartment.

What is Poch's reason for doing this?

Asama only guessed approximately, and this assumption was not good news for him.

Met their gentle and clear eyes, I don't know where to start, when they meet their gaze, they will subconsciously laugh.

These two smiling, uninvited housekeeping girls stepped on the floor and walked to the entrance vividly.

Asama only then noticed that the two girls were wearing only hot pants and vests as thin as pajamas under their aprons.

The delicate skin like a mangosteen fruit under the scarce fabric, and the white pillars of the Parthenon, whose four legs resemble virgin goddesses, have a majestic feeling that people cannot ignore.

Don't add some unnecessary sensibility to me

Restraining his eyes, Asama took off his hat and mask, revealing a helpless expression.

"Come to the house to clean up, I remember I didn't use [Words and Tricks], please do this."

Majima Hong's face smiled awkwardly and said,

"I'm sorry, I came to your house to tidy up the room without your permission. I thought that I hadn't lived in it for too long, and it would be better to help you clean up, so I took Satsuki with me.

If you are not at home for 2 days and 1 night, does it mean that you have not lived there for too long?

Futami, who also had a flush on her fair-skinned face, lowered her head and folded her hands, adding,

"Thinking that it should be inconvenient for Jingshui-kun to answer the phone over there, he also needs to calm down when he encounters the death of a loved one. So, we wanted to comfort you, but we didn't dare to disturb you. Next time, next time we will definitely tell you in advance. ”

There's a next time for this kind of thing!?

Asama said with an unkind expression,

I'm fine, thank you. I'll take care of the rest, it's not too early, so you can go home and rest early. ”

Majima grabbed Asama's arm and said

"That! You're welcome, let's continue to clean the room. ”

Futami also hugged Asama's other arm and said softly,

"That's right, Jingshui-kun must have been hard after a day of driving. Just sit on the sofa and watch us clean up~ Or, still water-kun go take a bath first? ”

I only sat in the car for 3 hours, how could one day be so exaggerated!

With the help of changing shoes, Asama broke free from the girl's pinch, stood up again and observed the room, and said,

"There shouldn't be any places to clean, and I don't have a habit of cleanliness, so let's leave it at that."

The bachelor apartment itself is often taken care of, and I can't think of anything to do with hygiene.

Majima said seriously,

"Wrong, a lot of unclean things can't be seen with the naked eye."

Do you think I'm here for a murderous house?

"It is necessary to ensure the health of Jingshui-kun, disinfection!"

Futami had already picked up the air freshener and sprayed it at him.

At that moment, he felt that he was carrying a schoolbag, like a beetle carrying a heavy shell.

"By the way, Ito brought you some souvenirs."

Asama took out two long gift boxes from his backpack and handed them to Wajima Futami.

"What is this?"

"Is it a specialty, is it orange or hot spring salt?"

"You can take it apart and take a look."

Futami and Majima opened the gift box, and both of them contained pens, Nimi was orange, and Majima was dark blue.

"Pens?"

"Ito specialty that still water said, do you say stationery store Itoya"

"Well, I feel that it is more suitable to bring a souvenir to a friend than a comsumable, or this kind of thing that can be used for a long time. Use this pen to take more study notes. ”

For some reason, the two girls actually perceived a trace of the romance of shallow still water in pursuit of long-term things.

The clean room, which had already been cleaned, ushered in another over-cleaning.

The girls tried to use a series of activities such as wiping the table with their whole body lying on the dining table, kneeling on the floor to clean up the dead corners under the bed, standing on the stool to wipe the top of the desk, and accidentally opening strange web pages while cleaning up the computer garbage, but Asama passed the will test and naturally activated all the skills to improve agility and speed, rushing to do 80% of the work, so that they could finish the work as soon as possible.

"It's hard to still water, and I clearly said let's clean up."

"Shizumi-kun is really good at housework, in a sense, Shizumi-kun is the person I know who can take care of people~"

The two girls took off their aprons and sat down on the sofa with Asama and drank tea.

I really want to give each of them a bowl of chazuke.

Futami leaned back on the sofa, and the beauty on her chest suddenly stood out like Mont Saint-Michel above the bay, and she leaned back slightly 15 degrees to the left as she leaned back.

"If anyone can become the girlfriend of Shizumi-kun, they will definitely be so happy that they will explode~"

It can't be the second time you put explosives in that person's stomach, right?

"You don't have that kind of person."

It's good that my decision not to fall in love is equivalent to saving a lost life.

Asama put down the teacup and pondered why they hadn't left since they had remade a pot of tea.

"In other words, in the still water room, there is really no youth book. The shelves are full of cold books. ”

After dinner, Majima and Futami searched the room twice on a carpet, and even checked the toilet sink, but they didn't find a single yellow book.

Mai Majima can't help but wonder if Asama still water, who usually disdains the beautiful girls who are delivered to the door, really doesn't have that kind of demand?

"If you mean a book about youth, don't you have a lot of books on the shelves that meet this condition? Especially the Japanese one. ”

"Huh? Could it be that Japanese homes are more? ”

I found that most modern works are full of sexual descriptions, and I was a little surprised by Asama's words.

"In fact, the family is very because they are more."

"Then why does Shizusui say that we are especially Japanese?"

"Let's give you an example. In the bustling but indifferent city, there is a young man with great ambitions but frustration and decadence, who either cheats on his wife, or dies of his lover, or can't love, in short, he accidentally embarks on a journey to relieve the depression in his heart.

Then he met a hostess or entertainer at a hot spring hotel, who was lively and passionate about the future, and gentle and quiet enough to become a healing medicine for young people. The medicine was applied from the soul to the lower body, or before it could be applied there, the young man left the woman because of the resurgence of ambition in his chest.

There may be new medicine in the new place, but the first thing he wants to tell the woman he met before is the first thing he wants to tell when he succeeds. Unfortunately, when he revisited the old place, he heard from the third, fourth, or fifth person that she had died, committed suicide, had an accident, left, and married.

He had a nervous breakdown, ran away, and met a new healing medicine, but he had become resistant to it, and he could never find her and himself again. Although in the end, he found someone who most resembled the woman to live with, but it didn't matter anymore. ”

Majima and Futami suddenly talked at length about Japanese youth, and countless plausible names came to mind.

Majima felt that it seemed that [sex] was not important in it.

"Is there any positive correlation between this story and the kind of plot that Japan likes to describe?"

"Because they need to dilute some meanings with a lot of sexual depictions, such as despair, such as death, such as existence. You can even see a film that has more than 30% of the length of sex, but it still won't be defined by the industry. ”

Asama's answer leads directly to Majima's next question.

"There are so many of these youths that Jingshui said, what is the difference between them and those H books?"

"There is no difference between the yellow book and youth on the surface, they both bring pleasure through sensory stimulation, awakening and satisfying desires. But judging from the results, there is a clear difference between superior and inferior -

The Yellow Book begins with pleasure and ends with pleasure; Through these pleasures, youth tries to explore more things, awaken our ability to use a higher level of humanity, to deal with something similar to it, and to make the reader a better reader. ”

Mai Majima, who has read more than 10,000 volumes, is thoughtful, indeed, some romances with sadomasochistic plots are more likely to make people feel depressed than those industrial saccharin.

"But still water, aesthetics, reading shouldn't be very subjective things? Why is there a difference in subject matter? ”

"You didn't hear clearly, there is no difference between high and low subject matter, and the difference between yellow books and youth is not the difference between subject matter. The English philosopher John Stuart Mill once said, "It is better to be a person who is not satisfied than to be a satisfied pig; It is better to be an insatiable Socrates than to be a contented fool. The higher level of literature and art, or the higher level of pleasure, is not because we like them more, so they are advanced, but we think that they have a higher function—to make people more perfect, to let people experience and use more human abilities.

We can take youth as a yellow book, but the yellow book may not be seen as a youth, and the high level will be inclusive and include the low level, rather than opposing the low level. In short, it is a kind of growth after sensory stimulation, not a loss after a hair. ”

Hearing Asama's last sentence, the two girls' faces turned even redder, and they clearly felt that the effect of the air conditioner in the room seemed to disappear.

"So the H book, which is called a classic, is it better than those youth that are called?"

"Think so. But it's better for high school students to read less of these books, I think college is more suitable for youth, it's still too early. ”

Listening to the words of the elders, Majima looked sideways at the cold face like the ascetic system staring at the teacup, and asked the question that he had been wondering about recently,

"That. Still water, is there a need to read H books? For example, read Murakami-sensei's book as an H-book? ”

In fact, she wanted to ask Asama if still water would have morning erection.

"This, like eating cream, is not a necessary need, and the need can be cut off by restraint."

Although Murakami will definitely object to this here, in his "Cream", the meaning of life is these [cream of cream]—the essence of life extracted on a special circle—and everything else is meaningless and boring.

After listening to what Majima and Asama have to say, Futami also realizes that students who can't ask good questions and can't say good feelings in [Asama Class] are going to be ignored!

"Jingshui-kun, can you understand it like that? The pleasure brought by sensory stimuli is animalistic, and the pleasure brought by thinking and growing up is human, and not blindly indulging in animal pleasure is maintaining the dignity of human nature, so there is the judgment [we think they are superior], right? ”

Asama glanced at the Great Myojin with a teachable appreciative look.

It would be better if she didn't stick to herself so closely, how can you blatantly clip it over!

I've sweated, why is it still so fragrant?

Are both of these people nano-bacteriostatic skin?

The perceptual bacteria in his head are multiplying like crazy.

"Can you stay a little farther away?"

"The air conditioner is a bit low."

"Shisui-kun, look at this, can the [Five Forces Model] in Porter's competitive positioning theory be used in this way in love counseling?"

"Wait a minute."

Asama drank another large cup of tea and walked into the bathroom.

The two girls insisted on staying until half past eleven on the grounds of study problems in the love counseling department.

Stayed overnight in a grand place.

Majima lives far away, and Futami is worried that Majima is alone in Asama's house.

The dryer in the bathroom roared, and the girls who had finished bathing together once again pulled Asama's clothes as pajamas and took the pillows from his sofa.

Asama sits on the toilet and reads a book.

He was going to sit like this for 2-3 hours until the girls were asleep in bed.

They obviously have a family, and let them stay here, I am afraid that personal purity will be terrible in the future.

In fact, fate always plays tricks.

Take anime works as an example, those who hate fiction will become fiction, those who hate giants will become giants, those who hate ghosts will become ghosts, those who hate meows will become mews, and those who hate curses will become containers that curse. And they have all become the top existence of the nasty things.

People who refuse to fall in love, will eventually become

Hey! Why do you use fiction as an example to reflect on it?

What the FLAG do I give myself!?

If there was a pistol in the toilet tank, he would have shot himself in the right head.

In fact, the two girls in the bed also did not fall asleep for a long time.

They seem to have forgotten that they don't sleep because they wait for someone.

They looked at each other appreciatively, and could say not a word of praise left.

They also sympathize with each other, because they know that each other's love is as difficult as the Passover Blade.

The Hindu Upanishads have a cloud - "The blade of the blade is insurmountable, so the wise man said that the path of salvation is difficult." 】

They don't understand why Asama is so pessimistic about love.

Futami wants to be the redeemer who pulls Asama still water out of the quagmire of [Desperate Love].

But apparently, she overestimated herself, and he may not have despair of love, but he has no interest in it.

Majima wants to be a complement to another dimension of Asama still water, [Void of Love].

However, she found that she didn't have this energy, and she had been grabbing his temperature at low temperatures.

They also envy each other.

Futama envy is able to control his sensibility and eros, and communicate more with Asama.

Majima envies Futami who fearlessly tries again and again, again and again, trying to knock on the closed door, trying to wake up Asama.

They were lonely with each other and didn't say a word.

But the look in your eyes is the best encouragement.

They all believe that butterflies and tanks can coexist in a woman.

They all thought of today's Asama debate about the high and the low.

Let people be more perfect, let people experience and use more human abilities, and let the dignity of human beings be preserved.

Isn't that what he's doing?

Majima found out that Futami suddenly took her hand.

"Come on."

"Well, let's do it together."

Of course, they know why they haven't come out yet, as if they had fallen into the toilet.

However, he can't be with the toilet for the rest of his life, right?

That door, he will always open.

They believed. (End of chapter)