Chapter 177: If You Feel Scared, Smack... Then fit!
"The five battalions went out, there was no grass, the five battalions arrived, and the audience screamed!"
"The scorching sun, casting King Kong, chopping waves, only I am the strongest!"
In the sound of mighty and domineering slogans, military training was carried out in an orderly manner.
The abandoned car in a hidden location has become Xu Cheng's secret base, and every day during his lunch break, he will run to lie down in the car to rest, which is quite a bit of a sense of driving an RV to camping.
The training is over, and the team is disbanded.
The cafeteria was filled with little green men in military training uniforms.
Xu Cheng and Lin Wancongee were also eating, they sat at the opposite table, probably because they were too tired from training, and the legs of the two people under the table were against each other, it seemed that they were too tired, and no one was too lazy to move away.
The meals at the base are very simple, today's dinner is vegetable soup, in fact, it is a brush pot soup, then rice and steamed buns, and the dish of bibimbap is fried celery.
"The food in the cafeteria is really unpalatable."
Lin Wan porridge gulped a few sips and drank the vegetable soup clean, "After collecting so much money from us, it's too much to make this kind of thing!" ”
She has a good temper most of the time and is very polite, only when it comes to Xu Cheng and when she eats it, it will become flammable and explosive.
Xu Cheng pulled the rice grains in the bowl clean, "Anyway, it's over in a few days, wait until I go to the commissary to buy snacks to eat." ”
"Well, I want potato chips."
"I want to eat it too."
The girl took out a piece of toilet paper from her pocket and carefully wiped the red oil from her mouth.
Toilet paper is just needed for girls, they always carry it with them, no way, it's too troublesome to be a girl, it's okay for boys to go to the toilet without washing their hands, but girls can never go to the toilet without toilet paper.
"Do you want it?"
She asked Xu Cheng, Xu Cheng nodded, and she folded the toilet paper to the part that didn't wipe his mouth and handed it to him.
Xu Cheng was afraid that she would regret going back, so she quickly wiped her mouth, and even sold her obediently if she got cheap.
"Can't you give me a new one?"
The girl glanced at him, "I don't know how to save paper, stupid." ”
The other boys wanted her and wouldn't give it to her.
"Here's the paper you brought from home."
Lin Wancongee nodded, "Yes, the quality of the toilet paper bought in the base commissary is too poor, and the paper I bring can only be used a little sparingly." ”
"It's really bad."
Xu Cheng nodded in agreement, the commissary at the base is really black-hearted, the toilet paper sold is thin and crisp, and the quality of the garbage is visible to the naked eye, but the price is more expensive than the outside.
Lin Wancongee suddenly remembered something interesting, covered her small mouth and giggled.
"What are you laughing at all of a sudden?" , Xu Cheng thought that he had vegetable leaves stuck to his teeth, and quickly licked his teeth with his tongue.
"I suddenly remembered the afterword that A-Ning and the others did."
"What's the afterword?"
Lin Wancongee was a little shy, "You come over a little, I'll tell you quietly." ”
Xu Cheng leaned over, and she leaned in his ear to speak, talking and talking, she lived in Bengbu, and lay on his shoulder to eat and laugh.
"That's it, the paper from the commissary wipes the butt."
"How?"
"I'll show you a hand today."
“.”
Xu Cheng smiled unkindly.
-pee-fart jokes never go out of style.
The activity at night is to watch a movie, "Garland of the Mountains", although it is an old movie, Xu Cheng has always felt that this is the best domestic war movie, especially before going to the battlefield, the company commander clinked glasses and drank lightly, and said the sentence "See you in the martyr's cemetery", many students were instantly moved to tears.
On the way back to the dormitory, Lin Wancongee asked Xu Cheng a lot of questions that she couldn't understand in the movie, after all, it involved a historical area that high school students were very unfamiliar with.
"You boys really like history and know a lot."
"After all, boys are still very enthusiastic in their bones."
Lin Wancongee stretched out her hand and scratched her waist and muttered quietly.
"Alas, there was blood in the movie, and I didn't bleed less outside the movie"
“???”
Xu Cheng looked at her with a question mark in his head, "Your aunt is here?" ”
"you."
Lin Wancongee slapped him, "I mean I was bitten by a mosquito." ”
"It's good to attract mosquitoes, you, you're always bitten, I haven't been bitten very much, I heard that mosquitoes are looking for fat people to bite."
“???”
The girl was in a hurry and slapped the nasty ghost.
"What nonsense! Mosquitoes are obviously bitten by people who are specifically looking for blood sweetness, but it must be because they are too sweet to attract mosquitoes so much! ”
She's a sweet girl, not a fat girl!
"Say whatever you want, I don't get bitten by mosquitoes much anyway." , Xu Cheng is very embarrassed.
Lin Wancongee glanced at him, "Maybe it's because you're too hard." ”
How do you know?"
"It's all touched, your muscles are so strong, I'm afraid the mosquito's mouth will break before it reaches in, by the way, where is my wind oil essence?"
Xu Cheng thought for a moment, "It seems to be still lost in the car." ”
"Why do you keep putting things there, when you're in your den?"
"How do you say I'm like a criminal?"
"It's criminals! You've done to me for years! ”
Xu Cheng was frightened, "Don't talk nonsense, okay, won't I just steal something from you?" ”
"What? You're stealing from me? ”
Lin Wancongee didn't expect that there would be an unexpected gain, this nasty ghost actually stole her things!
What to steal? Let her guess
Well, first of all, excluding her socks, this kind of thing definitely has no stealing value.
After thinking about it for a long time, there are countless ideas in my head.
"Honestly, what did you steal from me?"
"This."
Xu Cheng raised his hand and gestured on his left chest.
Lin Wancongee looked at it in a daze, and had a tenth-level understanding.
What do you mean? Stealing breasts?
Is this nasty guy making a mockery of her small breasts?
Xu Cheng saw that she didn't understand and explained to her.
"It's the heart."
“???”
"Steal, heart, thief, thief."
After being stunned for a few seconds, the girl realized what Xu Cheng meant, and pretended to be very exaggerated and vomited.
“yue! yue! You're greasy to death Xu Cheng! I'm getting goosebumps all over my body. ”
After a fight, the two of them arrived at the car.
Because of the remote location and the fact that it was dark, it looked a little scary here, and if Lin Wancongee was alone, he would definitely not dare to come.
Xu Cheng fumbled in the car for a while, "Found it, found it, do you want me to help you paint it?" ”
"Dream on!"
Lin Wancongee snatched the wind oil essence from him, and the two began to walk back.
The night is so thick that it can't be dissolved, like a danqing hand, painting everything with mysterious colors.
Xu Cheng was suddenly pulled by Lin Wancongee behind him, and he turned to look at her.
"What's wrong?"
Lin Wancongee looked at him with a nervous expression, "Xu Cheng. Have you ever heard a woman crying? ”
“.?”
Xu Cheng listened carefully, and actually heard it!
He and Lin Wancongee glanced at each other, and both of them became nervous.
Lin Wancongee couldn't help but hug Xu Cheng's arm, "A-Ning said that the military training base used to be a cemetery, should it be?"
"Don't talk nonsense, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you will not be allowed to become a refiner."
"What's that sound?"
Lin Wan's porridge has begun to automatically supplement various thriller elements.
"Let's see, it looks like it's coming from over there."
He strode in the direction where the voice came from, and Lin Wancongee hugged his arm tightly and followed behind him.
In this state, she is very cowardly to the girl.
Walking through a waist-high grass, under a moonlit bamboo fence, Xu Cheng saw the back of a girl squatting on the ground.
"Ahh
Lin Wancongee also saw it, she thought she had really seen a ghost, and she was so frightened that she screamed.
The action was very fast, like a baby kangaroo, and he jumped into the arms of Xu Cheng, the kangaroo mother.
Yes, it was jumped in.
His slender legs were tightly wrapped around his waist, his arms were around his neck, his little head was shrunk in front of his chest, trying to cover it with his coat, and his forehead was pressed against his chest, rubbing twice from time to time, and his mouth was like a small animal with a frightened snort.
"Woo woo"
Xu Cheng: "."
The girl who was squatting on the ground also stood up when she heard the scream, and Xu Cheng saw her face clearly, it was the girl in their class, Xia Yue.
Xia Yue wiped the corners of her eyes, glanced at the two of them in surprise, and saw their posture at this time.
Biting his lower lip.
"I'm sorry to disturb you"
(End of chapter)