Seeing Horikita's high-spirited posture, the onlookers all laughed,

"Hey! It's too despicable, isn't it? You're obviously in the second phase! ”

"In other words, some people generally only have 58.33% of the second stage in the first stage."

Asama glanced at the speaker, how did you get this data accurate to 4 decimal places?

"Isn't there no one in Banmo? Actually sent Horikita as a pioneer? ”

"I'm laughing to death, hummingshot, watch my Beretta blow him up!"

Onlookers talked a lot, and after Horikita of Class D, E, F and Class A went into battle, Kamiyama of Class B and Oshima of Class C also lifted the seal.

"Oh!! They are really the aces of the football club! ”

"Nonsense, they're so popular, there's definitely no shortage of women, haven't you heard of it?"

"I've only heard of [iron pestle sharpened into needles]."

"In other words, without a ruler, you can't tell the winner of Mount Kinabalu and Oshima, right?"

"Then Kamiyama first! The mane of the Oshima Lion is too deceptive, and perhaps Kamiyama's Tiger tank is superior. ”

"Then you're wrong, generally speaking, the skull of a lion is better than that of a tiger, right?"

"But there's no bones in itself."

Kamiyama kicked the boy who wanted to measure the length of his weapon with his phone into the hot spring.

"Made, even if you touch it for a boy, you deserve it?"

Kamiyama's violent temper is already the consensus of the whole school, and if he disagrees, he will come [flying sideways], which makes the head of the Yinghe Karate Department particularly covetous of him. He seems to be in a bad mood lately, and after this kick, his face finally eased a little.

But Kamiyama, is there something wrong with what you just said?

In the first round of competition, the referee from Class H gave the final answer - the first place in Class C Oshima was 6 points, the second place in Class B Kamiyama was 5 points, the third place in Class F, the fifth place in Class E, and the lowest place in Class D.

Horikita, who was ridiculed for being a hummingbird gun, unexpectedly took fourth place because Horikita's guns were not much different from their non-charged and charged states, and Asama suspected that this guy was in possession of the legendary [Dead Weapon].

Ryohei Nohara, the head of the Infinite Club branch of Class E, put his arm on the shoulders of Class F Daiki and said with a smile,

"It doesn't matter if you only lose one game, Brother Heping, Tian Ji horse racing, my second round, your third round, we will score 6 points."

A few people from Class A also discussed.

"Arima, according to the results of the boxing just guessed, it's your turn for the next round."

Hearing Ryuzaki's words, Arima's face stiffened a little.

was persuaded by Ryuzaki to participate more in group activities outside of school activities.,This sentence he often heard Asama say.,He has been reading the book carefully during this time.。

That's why there was a scene of him playing a soap game with Horikita and Hanyu.

But when he really participated in such a childish and joyful activity as [than weapons], Arima always felt that he had to lose something.

He noticed the white hair in the outer circle of the crowd and said to Ryuzaki,

"Isn't Asama-kun still here? To be fair, let's wait for him to come and elect a new representative. ”

Following Arima's eyes, Hanyu's eyes lit up.

"yes, I almost forgot that we still have a trump card, Lord Asama~here and here~~~"

Hanyu's shouting suddenly made Asama the focus of everyone's attention, and even made way for him to go to the innermost circle in an instant, so that Asama could go to the innermost circle.

The name Asama still water has long been like thunder and deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

Now among the more than 600 people in the first grade, there are only those he doesn't know Asama, and there is no one who doesn't know Asama.

His love book has become a British and Xianxue, and anyone who meets has to say a sentence about the Piccomalion effect, the Barnum effect, the drawbridge effect, etc., and the academic exchanges between the entire Oriental British and the United States have become a common practice;

The appointment of his love counseling department is always full, but it is rare to hear that someone is successful, and even someone has opened a market on the matter of [successful appointment], and the odds have risen all the way from 20 to 10,000, and you can directly earn back the sky-high consulting fee;

He is highly regarded by top British and international clubs such as the Football Club, Baseball Club, and Athletics Club, as well as the Judo Club, Light Sound Club, Drama Club, Film Club, Anomalous Human Speech Club, Bronze Tree Anomalous Human Mutual Aid Club, and Astrology Club.

Half of those people who changed their heads, actually admitted that they were guided by him - Takishima, Daiki, Sakagami, and Oshima in the first grade, Nakamura seniors in the second grade, Fujima seniors and Yasaka seniors in the third grade, just the endorsement of these people's platforms has made the signboard of the love counseling department inlaid with a layer of gold;

Half of those heart-warming kaolin flowers are his loyal fans, not to mention the three goddesses of the love counseling department, the fourth palace of class N in the first year, Aya Xiaolu in class G in the first year, and Akasaka senior sister in class N in the second year, all of them are everyone's dream lovers, and the nobles of the five families are even more ambiguous with him;

Even the two most famous people at the beginning of the school year, Arima Yoshihiko and Chiyo Konoe, will be overshadowed by his side.

Dressed in Bruce Lee's tendon flesh, the eight-pack abs are as vivid as a marble carving.

Does this true king of Yinghe have a great weapon equal to his fame?

But just as the real strength of a country can be roughly judged by GDP, each person's weapon can be seen from the physique.

The proportions of the human body hide many mathematical equations - most people have the same arm span as his height, the length of his feet as his forearms, and the length of his palms as roughly the distance from the center of the eyebrows to the chin.

Therefore, some people will use the size of the nose, neck, and middle finger as the basis for measuring the length of the weapon, and others will infer that the ring finger is a fingernail distance longer than the index finger based on big data, and the man generally has a great weapon of the same size.

A big teacher with a height of about 175, is it really a big teacher with no dead ends in 360 degrees?

The crowd was skeptical.

Asama noticed that his sons were also staring at his waist with interest.

Some regret coming to join in the fun.

I really can't understand that even people like Arima and Ryuzaki would be involved, but is it possible that in the island country, fertility worship is a genetic talent flowing in everyone's blood?

"Slow, Asama, if you join temporarily, you'll only be able to make the third round."

Unexpectedly, Miura Ren from Class C was also there, and he and Yanagiba Massashi discussed it with the referee of Class H, signaling that if Asama wanted to participate, he could only participate in the last round.

"It depends."

Asama did not give a clear answer.

But some people believe that not outright refusing is participating.

Arima quickly got the meaning of Asama - to let go of pride and prejudice and have fun with the crowd, so that everyone can truly understand each other.

And hearing Asama say this, Miura Ren also breathed a sigh of relief.

In the bathroom of the literary building, he had seen the weapons of Asama's still water, and it was no exaggeration to describe it as the [Rasputin's Root] that was still soaked in formalin.

Don't look at it as just a boring game.

Their C-class Zhou Fang Shunsuke is a strange soldier, plus his own Cassius gun, if he can overwhelm Class A and win this honor this time, maybe he can further unite the C-class boys, after all, their class, including Ichiro Oshima, is all superficial monkeys. [Winning Class A is winning Asama Stillwater, and winning Asama Stillwater is dominating the entire Yinghe], this kind of thing will be heartwarming even if you are not a monkey, right?

The second round of the competition has started again,

The game attracted more onlookers, and those who had been in the soak for more than an hour were also reluctant to leave because of the interesting victory.

Each of the six classes sent representatives, Arima from Class A, Yanagiba, the leader of Class B, Miura from Class C, Kusanoha from Class E, and two unknown members from Class D and F.

The boys in Class F had nothing to hide, and the weapon model was clear at a glance, only one size smaller than the caliber of the Tiger tank just now.

Liu Ye was like a qigong master, and after a bit of luck, he was the first to lift the towel.

Everyone took a deep breath - Willow Leaf had broken the common sense ratio of height and weapons!

However, he is not tall himself, and he only upgraded the Tiger tank to a King Tiger tank caliber gun with the same caliber and a slightly longer tube.

Nohara smiled and tore off the crotch cloth in front of him at the willow leaves, and everyone took another deep breath.

The boys in Class D raised their hands to abstain and directly claimed the last place.

Ryohei Nohara grinned and bared his big teeth, patted the shoulder of the boy in class D, and comforted.

"Any weapon, as long as it can fight, there is nothing to be embarrassed about, brother, do you want to join the Infinite Society?"

He was not discouraged when he received a negative answer, and Nohara slowly tied the crotch cloth back around his waist, and said to everyone who was talking in the tone of a victor,

"People who complain about their innate conditions and status quo are the losers. You just lack exercise, join the Infinity Society, and I will teach you the exercise method for free. ”

Nohara was very confident, as he observed that Miura was much shorter than him, and that Arima, who was about as tall as him, had significantly less than his big hands, and he was already on the verge of winning the round.

"Can this land battleship KV tank-like weapon also be trained? Or is it an unlimited social package to assign girlfriends? ”

"Fart! Our unlimited company is known as the first line of equal rights in Tokyo, including your X's girlfriend. When I talk about exercise, I am talking about body stretching exercises, which are effective in person. ”

"Well, it's boring."

Some people have lost their minds, but others have become interested.

"I think it's okay to be able to train to the point where adults are ashamed of themselves. As long as it's not something to hang a barbell, poke the sand, stuff the dog kidneys"

Seeing that Nohara had already started recording contact information, Miura Ren laughed,

"It's naïve, do you really think that is the limit for Japanese high school students just now?"

Miura walked to the middle of the crowd and untied the bath towel around his waist.

Once again, the sound of inhalation echoed through the bath.

Asama suspects that if they suck it again, their lungs will blow up.

"What! This dwarf"

"Damn, is the map cannon below you can't be?"

"It's really big! Such French cannons. Are you of French African descent? ”

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Nohara, who just thought that the victory was in his hands, didn't have the heart to develop the club anymore, and muttered something like "how is this possible].

Seeing that the three players in front of him were suppressed and had nothing to say, Ren Miura looked at Arima.

"You're the only one left, Vice President Arima."

Miura Ren showed the king's surplus and scored 10 points, which is equivalent to a steady win in Class C.

Arima was silent for a moment, glanced at Asama, and walked up,

"I didn't feel any fun, but since everyone can have fun at this event, I naturally won't be a spoiler."

Whoop -

When the towel was pulled open, everyone finally forgot to inhale.

The atmosphere of the baths was completely solidified.

It was as if they were all looking up as the fighter planes took off from the aircraft carrier and soared into the blue and white sky.

"Lost."

Ren Miura clenched her fists unwillingly.

There was a moment of silence, and the sound of inferiority and self-deprecation poured out of the mouths of a group of people.

Arima sighed and said,

"This kind of thing is the same as height, there is no need to look for superiority and inferiority in it. I think Nohara-san's statement that "people who complain about their congenital conditions and status quo are losers" is very right. ”

It's a pity that his comfort can't complete empathy with everyone at this time.

"Damn. I also want to hold up the ultimate weapon to comfort everyone, although this kind of comfort fart is useless, but I am cool. ”

"Vice President Arima, is this even a TOP-level excellent? What did you grow up eating? ”

"In this way, even if you are a foreigner, there are not many opponents of Vice President Arima, right? It's too strong! ”

"I really want to take a picture of Arima's artifact and show off my country's prestige!"

"Are you sick?! Which country in Africa has national prestige? ”

After the referee gave an affirmation, Arima quickly wrapped a towel around him, although he was used to being watched as an ornament, but this kind of thing, it was better not to do it a second time.

The results of the second round came out, and Class A had Mayoshihiko in first place with 6 points, Class C Miura Ren second place with 5 points, Class E Nohara Ryohei third place with 4 points, Class B Yanagiha Shosheng in fourth place with 3 points, Class F fifth place, and Class D the lowest.

Many people are thinking in their hearts, if nothing else, Arima should be able to win tonight's MVP, right?

"Brother Heping, it's up to you!"

Regarding the fact that he only won the third place, Nohara has been calm. Especially for Arima, he had to admit that it was a force that he couldn't keep up with.

"Oh Huo~ Everyone seems to be playing some interesting game~"

The familiar lazy voice came from the side of the bath.

"Who's that guy?"

"I don't know."

"Actually wearing a swimsuit to soak in the hot spring, are you sure it's not a sissy?"

The boys who took Class D twice discussed in a low voice,

"Looks like the boy in our class who dropped out?"

"Yes, it seems to be called Baba Shinbo?"

"Have you played Nobunaga's Ambition too much?"

Komaba Mitsuki, who hasn't been seen for a long time, holds a can of Coke, looks at the commotion in the corner of the bath with a happy face, and greets Asama,

"I didn't expect it~ Teacher, let's meet here~"

The attitude of being left behind does not seem to make others unhappy.

Because the person who responded to his greeting was Asama still water.

"Hmm."

"Let's just say that Takishima and Daiki haven't come yet, we're all waiting on the second floor to play ping-pong. It turned out to be playing a game with the big teacher, so how about adding me to this game? ”

The people of Class D discussed with each other, thinking that it was up to him to bring humiliation on this horse farm, anyway, listening to the discussion of other lively classes, the title of [short class] of Class D is probably not taken off.

Takishima smiled again.

"I didn't expect that the big teacher gave us such an opportunity to compete with each other."

Feed! I definitely didn't start this game!!

Daiki nodded,

"Great teachers often say that only by learning more can we know our own shortcomings and learn from others' strengths."

That's not what I'm talking about! Fight bayonets?

Komaba put the Coke aside and said,

"Anyway, I'll take the second place."

He has always been physically ill, and his whole body is almost skinny, but his arsenal is very swollen.

Takishima shrugged,

"No ambition, are you ready to taste defeat in the first place?"

Daiki frowned,

"The second position, if nothing else, should be me."

The three of them looked at Asama together.

What's the situation?

Everyone followed the line of sight of the three of them and surrounded Asama.

"So, the big teacher really didn't make a single sound of surprise during the whole process?"

"This is the self-confidence of a truly strong man, right?"

"Asama-sama, don't lose this battle between men!"

Hanyu, what are you doing?

Asama shook his head,

"I've won first place in all of them, so I don't think I need to participate in this race."

Arima looked at Asama with a stunned expression, as if to say [how did you betray me].

Asama shrugged and continued,

"The honor of the class, the dignity of men, these are important. But no interest is no interest. ”

Arima, don't be carried by vulgar public opinion, is it difficult to maintain independent thinking? Let me show you how to be firm and not be led astray by collectivism.

Suddenly someone spoke,

"Could it be that the great teacher is also a hummingshot?"

When Horikita heard this, he immediately stood up and said righteously,

"Don't force Asama! His dignity is guarded by me! ”

But Horikita's words only added fuel to the fire, and everyone's emotions were high.

As if to identify the populace who fell into a carnival when they heard the model of the gun of the head of state.

Is there really such a populace?

"Participate! Attend! Attend! ”

"Take it off! Off! Off! ”

"Big teacher, you are strong enough, and the shortcomings in this area are actually not much of a deal."

"Asama-sama, shoot heroically! Let them see how powerful you really are! ”

Made, being splashed with dirty water, had to fight back since you were going to be hurt.

The referee of class H saw that Asama acquiesced, so he obeyed the public opinion and directly announced the representatives of the participants: Class A Asama Shizumi, Class B Takishima Tetsuya, Class C Zhou Fang Shunsuke, Class D Komaba Mitsuki, Class E Passerby, and Class F Daiki Peace.

Asama looked at Arima and Ryuzaki and sighed,

"If I win first place, you'll just listen to me honestly, how about it?"

"Let's win the first place first, right? Great teacher! ”

"If you're the number one, you can do anything~"

How can someone talk gay and be gay?

Asama said again,

"No. 2-6 don't be in the queue."

After that, Asama, who got the title of [Mule and Horse in the World] and accidentally obtained the blessing of the external characteristics of the system description, took the initiative to tear off the towel wrapped around his waist.

In fact, even without blessings, it is difficult for him to lose.

The noisy baths fell silent again, utterly silent.

In the whole bath, hundreds of birds were among them, but there was not a single song.

What kind of out-of-spec thing is this?

Was it Dafeng?

No, it's not Dafeng. Is it Archaeopteryx, is it a dinosaur?

No, this is the ultimate human weapon beyond the scope of biology, if they had witnessed the aircraft carrier before, then at this moment, what they saw was the Macross Macross Fortress that could hold a few archangels!

Someone refreshed their worldview; Some people secretly sigh [the husband should be like this]; Someone nodded and said [The gentleman hides the weapon in the body], it is said that in ancient China, some people's weapons could be used as axles, and some people could hide a sledgehammer in their clothes.

While most people were still immersed in shock, Asama began his speech,

"It looks like I won.

While the majority are open about this, we can't say that no one has been hurt in the game.

I want to tell these losers, and those who are watching the weapons and sigh secretly, that you don't need to be lost.

Do you know Michelangelo's famous sculpture "David", the size of his weapon? Proportionally, 4 cm.

And what are the dimensions of the Poseidon weapons in the Municipal Square in Florence? 4 cm.

Ever heard of Poseidon, the god of the sea? If you know, raise your hand.

Okay, put it down, and those who have heard of Priaps please raise their hands.

Okay, put it down, thanks.

You see,

There are many people who know Poseidon, the god of the sea, without reading Greek mythology, but Priaps, the Greek god of fertility, does.

Why?

In Greek sculpture, the gods and goddesses of England are all small objects, because nobility and wisdom are more important than desire and low-grade tastes.

The true great thing is not in your hands, but in your hearts. So, that's the end of today's game, and I don't want to hear a word about the ranking, winning or losing, the length of the game, etc., in the future.

Got it? ”

"Understand !!" X107

Some people are relieved by this passage, some people find a warning in this passage, some people analyze Asama's words and think about the logical line, and some people wonder how many people will believe in this way if this word comes out of their mouths.

Some people even feel a sense of fatherly love in this passage.

"Great teacher!"

Ryohei Nohara raised his hand.

"You say."

"Is it necessary for us to train our weapons?"

"That's your own business."

After saying that, Asama found a circular hot spring pool marked 52 degrees Celsius and soaked in it.

After hearing that the heat would make the weapon smaller, those who wanted to soak in the hot springs with Asama and skip the class by the way retreated wisely.

In addition, the hot spring pools have been filled up by Arima, Takishima, and Daiki, which are the top British and top spots.

"Big teacher, Yinglihua and the others are still waiting for us to play table tennis, let's go."

"I'll go back to the meeting."

"Ping Pong game, are Arima Jun and Ryuzaki-kun interested in participating?"

Takishima smiled and looked at the two people who had not left Meng recently.

"Let's see what the big teacher thinks."

Arima understands that he has just been taught a lesson by Asama.

Leading the masses must blend in with the masses, but only by upholding the supremacy of the masses and not making any categorical cuts to the masses can we judge how to integrate into them, how to rely on them, and how to be truly qualified to lead them in an all-round way.

I think he once said to himself, "If you were the prime minister and there was still an emperor in Japan, let me do it."

Asama, are you really royal? (End of chapter)